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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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: x/ q8 C3 \+ C% B影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。+ ^+ C8 j5 T5 P; t4 ]
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)& o6 m  @1 |" U
Holmes: I just picked it up., c- K9 ^( O, d" F% F
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
1 _8 h6 f* Q* @; T9 W5 T( y; HHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
9 H! B( n7 s5 e( D1 d" ZWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
: u7 W4 A# G: F7 \Holmes: You did.. A$ u* |2 u7 {# A; C7 Y5 j9 I
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)2 U- T1 p& T& _  n5 |9 _
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all., ^7 `0 X! E0 {9 d  I- S' Y6 Q! q
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' O9 P6 K/ B+ ^! r  w宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。$ V% Y7 `9 y9 k' g2 `
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.0 d+ U! Q5 I' _7 n) R5 g
Holmes: Granted.  R* ], h) ^9 N& I9 ~' G5 C
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。" w8 O$ X; j' f# ^, E2 b  T
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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( G$ _# G9 b# V4 O* I8 TWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。3 G+ ~$ O' m$ Q* ^
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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8 }/ x( c8 |0 ^  ^+ T6 qHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。5 o- d1 h4 b; K3 n
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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' A/ o+ f! W: g! I, AIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
. G* p8 ^1 D. pIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措). v' m4 |2 w7 f: z1 y6 F
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
- t' H* X6 @0 I6 v5 bHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
" W! k5 _' Q7 M  y; p4 C$ v! nIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.4 @  u) Y. b/ ~
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。* U( X4 J0 J( Z  d0 c, ?/ t
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
6 B5 x* u8 x' b" T7 |% I2 I9 B+ CWatson: Get that out of my face.7 G$ s% V. ?9 f: e
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
: D% t- n0 m: jWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
) s+ S( {4 j7 M' O! x路人警官Clarky上场。
( V8 Z$ K3 ~. gClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
: C4 A( a  F( m/ b6 f1 c) T/ UHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
1 C! I! j, \) ^( m" K& Z4 P得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
3 g5 x( w; h, y, y% J2 HWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?6 n) a$ k) S* s: J6 M# b8 O3 z* S
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not./ H/ d( R0 y% ~' I+ g9 J
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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2 z8 D5 D# c( y5 OHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
( I) e- n, T0 I! T8 A0 |. ?9 g' aWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)% W; l+ n7 K# @  ?& r; v) R2 o
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5 ^( G% ^4 M4 s0 v# r2 s3 \" u河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
3 i4 K3 G; R3 t8 f$ J/ O2 Y# ZHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
- d8 Z  a/ `: o6 x! rBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…, Y% y$ y3 m+ W" X5 [
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)3 d  W) Q; u, l5 u" i
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene9 y* a8 s. z9 v, _9 U
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
9 W% ~) S) b7 }后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。% Y5 c1 U3 b' ?* W. @7 C
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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8 e* a1 n& m1 B$ u3 P# k警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。% E' e5 B$ Q+ h: [, ?
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.4 n) S! n9 v1 M  E/ J- p
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
" t9 F( }2 \$ o( h: f1 z( X话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。0 T" L* u7 D/ q' [
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
  I; U$ r- U" E# O( w6 d: a  VWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
* n! B+ ~+ i) Q8 c: f+ Q0 aHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)5 c: v$ E& A# S9 g
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?; g; n( f8 i1 H5 H* p( Q& \
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
5 q& p! \+ K# |3 l* h7 h0 y7 ^Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)2 g5 |; r2 T7 O& H; _5 ]' J
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)0 s$ q4 b) y- @
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
6 x$ @' V7 L7 k# s3 oWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。): V6 b  M( N% h/ s% F
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)# ?* F8 F! o* R# w
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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( {+ e! l! [$ ~& E$ c总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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