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+ F6 Z7 e) K/ ]; c" H影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
9 Z3 X0 m- ]3 u k3 dWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) 8 y) \; J# Z) c9 G. q+ Z Q$ [
Holmes: I just picked it up.
/ f- W0 v# L, S8 W+ |9 Y! sWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) 6 i( Z, \- k6 v0 m
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.. u. ]2 }# s" X' T; ^+ S0 n7 ?" r
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
* ]& I L |/ oHolmes: You did.& \5 x- |2 }* P
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) ( x, P% N: o2 [8 }5 }+ w' Y
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
( a, F, i1 ?3 G& b# JWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
, b/ u0 Q' j2 F& ]Holmes: Granted.+ b: e0 R) _- i; V6 q6 \ i1 B
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2 y9 {0 m! G# a晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
: @" F* e/ ^/ z5 s/ g8 z5 K; K$ bWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 4 z4 r& N& P, L! L9 n
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+ _' N) l5 s/ T) ~$ EWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
$ h$ z4 V4 z; P) P* [Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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3 M% A2 G3 n/ v, \Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 : x1 P3 ?: K u$ j0 V
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。 # I! h# t$ E& a8 t' I9 y P/ L
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. H6 @$ _! d% g4 s" aIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 & c; S1 z- M+ x5 K3 _
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0 I1 o: h ~1 e2 v1 C3 d$ C) RIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?( d7 ]* r+ P7 h6 ]6 E2 a# A0 K) V
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
" l0 Q" K5 G( {9 p( |# x' ^9 LIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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x3 b1 q$ q5 |1 |/ u' bIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 " a% ]/ I3 {1 @, |
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
8 m1 s1 j }, N/ L# G4 j; u: iWatson: Get that out of my face.
! ^8 S8 H, Y: [/ A. GHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
6 Y% n" W* d6 RWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.% Z& b4 O, ^/ Q7 h) F
路人警官 Clarky上场。
. X# G/ i9 f. [# R, xClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.! g- R0 S( g( b, [, G
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) - e$ G! y" U- l5 X* L K
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
( i2 F. k7 I- iWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
- p+ Z+ r# K) h) [! W; P9 t* XHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 ! p# i- w5 P9 J# i8 t
( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。) $ h; B% U; p# Q2 J/ D% z
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
: N7 A0 x) p# q) M5 YWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 7 o G6 E4 F+ }
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; k7 z) d: o3 i3 {( WHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) # K4 x. W3 u; B" o% f
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…) f) ?9 ]/ B6 C, z x) L2 D
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) 4 m) h& x0 Q6 y* i( w
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
5 h; n. K/ K9 j( a' L" x* lHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
8 ]4 U1 J9 H% o, I) C+ Y后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 , Y v. c0 F# F5 b
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) ' p; ` x+ J3 J8 t, m, C, ` V: x8 ^
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4 u4 L3 e, w1 w# e/ l话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 c0 `; [8 e7 s# |5 F
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 7 R% t5 y; P/ ?6 @2 Q! ?6 w
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
8 ?& b0 ^+ ], cHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) 1 ~3 j) S. m. D8 k
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
. j6 d. n! R+ B pHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
5 v) u% G1 T1 `Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
, e8 N; k4 w1 _( `, Y; hHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
9 A+ I* e% V0 `( x% a/ Q5 \/ W+ ^% g5 n" UWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
& _$ [! ]1 L9 r% _- G* t- CMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) " w( t8 i! Y% R. P8 p0 ?
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0 y9 j/ t" F3 ?6 \& K$ J总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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