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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
, u$ ]3 Z3 o, K& n' L8 A, {# CWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) 0 ^' W5 A3 t4 X9 m: l% L
Holmes: I just picked it up. z( ~7 H1 ]/ a
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
* x0 S+ x: ^& ]8 u, U1 F. H9 F5 AHolmes: Knew I forgot something.- W8 Q# J5 |! v% G7 B7 `7 N, D
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) * n- e6 B; K5 v2 @: o
Holmes: You did.! C4 B% A& v7 x2 I6 k7 x; s
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
4 O% K4 F4 R9 E0 A# @Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.* U# }8 d/ r( y" C6 e
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4 n5 }' J/ w) ], t) [0 t# P. h1 wWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
; ?9 H) R% S3 H0 q$ R) JHolmes: Granted.) s$ A5 P- g, k0 e6 Q5 m
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. T G" S+ E$ e& X$ V晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 # Z, @+ e4 u# |
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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" ?7 t- N( j! s* ?; C, U9 N拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 + k3 M1 k4 T, [4 J3 ^8 t( o$ ~5 o
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
9 ^( H1 w9 S" k4 FWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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6 ?8 Q5 |& P: |) P4 J% L- Y; h( }/ THolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 , b5 q; R- ^- h& P$ ^* @
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。 6 G" \" f/ w+ E9 ]7 C. r
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 4 f3 Q* w* R+ v( l- a7 u& @
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措) # h) l" B/ X: a; _9 u4 X7 B
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?3 \# a' m* ^# v5 }
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) 1 \% r N3 U, Q% t- Q+ x
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
1 n& d/ V) L- {# i" D. [Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
0 B. O; f) u: C U" f, {. G$ XWatson: Get that out of my face.; t! w2 |( f0 g
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.# p& {- A) y* _- {3 \1 E
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
1 b+ d: F: U5 B路人警官 Clarky上场。
5 P6 s* F& |& T( a8 ?* YClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
* v: m% |8 b8 s* wHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) 6 |1 A. q' V5 e6 f' r1 N
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 3 a: m# j+ ?, w( u$ G2 ]
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?7 k8 F2 `5 L# {/ [6 @; w* _
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 . J) Y! J5 A+ F( e9 A. G. y
( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。)
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Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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$ d2 D8 r, w% r河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。 # B8 T% k1 L9 y0 {
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) 1 n# w$ r/ Z( y4 l
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…/ i* s. |1 X! {
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) 1 K K5 ?* P) q
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 1 e. k: r8 F, K0 e3 ?9 r- X5 m( ~
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
. x$ E9 U" _) R+ E后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 * r. l) v4 u/ o3 Q. h
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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! \6 X0 ^9 d: _Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.# o0 D* h8 q1 U0 |( b
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
! C% ~1 M: Y6 H) D7 }* f4 n0 O话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 $ r& m7 E# b9 `$ _4 \1 ~/ @
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 4 t7 ~- {. ^3 {" T- a0 m
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
8 x9 k# J% i3 T* |- r. W. e( H" bHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
* J4 V3 x2 L/ \/ t* I. l6 i( ?. ~( xMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
; ?" N: z: i3 M6 c3 i/ j7 ZWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) G. c% E. J: N6 l
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
# h5 B, d5 I( \, F. u, ?! lWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) ! v; y0 S8 g' x- R* a0 } D
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) 8 _1 ^$ v: S2 b' _! M
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
; j3 w0 M& [, p; ]# p: U3 {Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) q$ O4 y1 H- D
( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。)
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% \. ?6 Q) i) y总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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