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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay" |0 p( |; A/ I7 z$ H; u
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: j$ _& `: L( T3 W影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。# e# Y/ c) S: A
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
+ A9 v, l7 R, {+ E( ZHolmes: I just picked it up.
- E2 Z5 b4 _7 I4 ]Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
/ |$ C' N+ W- o1 zHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
2 [& n% ^& Z- S$ O8 KWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)3 i7 C0 q1 g; j4 a! c
Holmes: You did.
" A9 K6 I/ Q: ^' a(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
+ g. \5 v+ v# ~6 v" v* J$ Q9 `* CHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
* l9 X& Z2 Y7 _! oWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
, `2 a4 w3 B6 y$ g$ GHolmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
* a' T3 k3 x5 q* hWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)5 @; ~1 y1 g; n4 S4 O1 j  H6 e
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+ F* L) `9 i0 w& E3 \拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
/ P, p+ Z2 @. w! O6 rWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)0 K1 T" ]7 @( {& M0 n7 [( e* t& K
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7 t+ p2 ~# M3 X! l8 YHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
9 E, X; M# a4 ?% gIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)# s9 ?9 |  O3 |" \8 M1 Z( V
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?% W4 L6 Q, b) b9 \8 D7 b
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)9 K5 m- b; R0 r$ D  w* x
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
' S3 M* T3 e: UHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)  u: \. Q3 V! c1 c
Watson: Get that out of my face.
9 a! a/ X7 L- i- \: i9 NHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.! N7 v1 l  s" m- g
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.$ u. m, |: T5 ^8 q
路人警官Clarky上场。% ^3 L+ J2 z# X4 L
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.8 D. A3 y3 e; y4 C- }. S4 c! }0 R9 @
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
! k+ `9 q& |$ q4 M/ |, `; v  P得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。+ p9 M9 x' ~! p, P6 m4 C
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
6 i0 {* O% Q4 B: f8 W% hHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.0 H$ S% {! n$ k" i
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。  z7 ^: Y  b% u' Z# N  q
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。): z, i6 s5 U) E1 C5 Y
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
$ ?3 h- t% }# c0 E0 V* k% uWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)% e5 z2 p/ [# s2 c) I/ m& U% {
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。! M0 w/ g# c7 F4 a* P8 R
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
( M- K. i4 B( E5 t1 e9 EBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…: @" g$ X+ u; V/ V
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
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Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)/ \1 K7 n' [( J% c; F6 T0 j
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。6 L( t; `4 F* `* E3 d" O
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)/ P3 ]* Y$ g# y  L& H% _
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
# b2 [" H9 F# O8 \1 E( J4 P9 MLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.) l1 J9 }! ]- w. ~; @; L! s, m
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. W" D) Q2 a# k0 Q2 |! U接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。0 h. n# K! y. N. [( Z. I& P7 P1 g( \
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。7 Q  m% o1 T$ \! r2 W( P+ s
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
& e! ^( B4 }7 oWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
; g/ c1 Z' S& b3 p6 ~8 `7 nHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)0 d% S' B  x. b* }3 y
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?, _2 d, `# N4 Y9 F
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)& e' s9 l" [4 R: c, e  i
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。): D3 h6 i, [4 H: a+ [
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
, Z7 X7 C4 m* }% O, ^4 JHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
( f" K" s( m1 {/ m/ f5 d/ |Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。), U5 C4 }6 p) l* W
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
& U+ N2 n, a; d4 q/ a2 {3 M/ n$ SWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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