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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay0 {5 @$ T# R5 q+ Q( |! O
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
. n6 C5 \% H. `  I- _& r  `  m: oWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)( l0 p9 P8 c$ [0 Z) E' l0 {& @6 C! m
Holmes: I just picked it up.
0 Z, v, j& b" p5 O% c9 DWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)6 h" i# m' d2 Q
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
$ I5 v# D4 Z  M5 J! JWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。); o' S. W$ ~+ Z, F
Holmes: You did.
* f9 s/ i( p7 R8 u+ Y( L(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
8 q2 p0 C% \% j8 f. V$ qHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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8 m( M3 a# s* J; X宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
4 z( K2 f% m1 o' v4 _, ]Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
4 C$ ~! W, B& ^8 GHolmes: Granted.* C( Q+ E1 \; q
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
, r, _1 T2 M& P- nWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)8 g# L! X" c( `- D6 H6 z9 f
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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, K1 Y( q! o0 u" s! YWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。$ e' W- I) Q& d
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。2 u( h- R7 q& [
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3 O& B' x+ @& a. ^& v/ }; S, dBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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  }- q) e7 z" u& R# ~$ BIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
# O. V3 c; C+ q! c2 @# aIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
2 r# X# Z+ d; I6 n  w, lIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
6 d, _, `, u4 iHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
" P7 u/ V* N% ?- eIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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. A; |7 S' O# iIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
) z) F. v5 E0 P9 D+ h/ h8 I+ q5 hHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
8 @' [, j7 X) B4 ~4 xWatson: Get that out of my face.: c5 _& ?5 L0 _8 H+ u# x
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.4 E3 p7 v% k- c3 Z# z' e
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.0 ?( B0 }5 ~5 s: Z* R
路人警官Clarky上场。  c  N5 j" g+ L3 r, m
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
  J1 z6 }0 E9 }0 P. @& }/ C; QHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
0 n+ S9 \' ~; F3 U# W得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
. m2 T3 p0 H& D' HWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?9 c, @' ^) x* e* w3 G- K
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.0 e1 ^) p! d4 `5 w
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
& k2 J4 M  y* n# r4 a3 I3 KWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)1 I! R0 j% y; C! {& q- w& ?
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
: `5 M9 a+ s" ]6 @4 D. x1 j& ^Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
3 \, T, E  B' ?& x0 M1 HBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
" o7 f4 `- I! \8 QWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)  \# b/ ~* V: v1 u: I3 O; R
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene% l$ o! ]6 K7 ~- k
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)$ @5 ]2 d7 @. L
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。; J9 `% {9 T9 a$ ~" N
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)+ b1 V" S. c/ X3 d( O
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+ B9 r" q( `! e2 e7 ^4 i& o6 S) V警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。$ W  e$ Q" c$ D5 C
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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' f+ S  ~: A0 J. L7 J接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。1 F5 G+ d, q9 I! ~
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
- U: K0 h& E% b5 kHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。), S, ~% m8 T0 ^+ g. a
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
# ]) @* b2 d+ SHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)  N  m0 R, U+ q7 W
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
2 V. H( G! _9 AHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
5 J( F) G) \8 B& K' M; e. f+ RWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)4 j' W6 g$ b) h1 l/ o6 p
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。); n8 @9 d9 q6 x: `- X7 h% f6 B
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)9 A3 `( }& y1 M
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)8 l" a* g0 s3 ]+ S/ N# y
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)8 _7 P4 B6 q; N! }
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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