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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
2 H% a$ z  {. o+ V- L$ JWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)) ^' U( t' T/ v' a
Holmes: I just picked it up.2 J7 E* s) K: [+ j
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)5 P$ Q7 a% T- H5 k3 l" N5 f, A) r. y
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
, A4 I7 k0 I. K8 L2 ?* v: a4 WWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
* V% S7 K: m8 [1 Y& {6 D$ N" XHolmes: You did.
' U4 ?5 K) |+ X! y(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)3 h7 k8 v/ E" k  k8 H: V* ]/ Q5 H
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.5 ^$ @9 F/ R' o/ d) [/ y
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。' M% h( j3 t" X( o) Z/ S! U6 q
Watson: Permission to enter the armory." u) J* y' @7 p% r1 p
Holmes: Granted.
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& K* @; M5 E; _( t, M晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
1 }4 c& |# n8 w1 o) {Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)0 Z* G3 W" u, Z
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。7 P1 e% Y  M0 c5 M
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
$ g7 I$ @) H6 s* U: ?6 b* \Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。) R5 E1 {7 ?  l( Z9 S
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes5 }/ A% n- `- x
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
+ k* l. X+ q. C1 W; _$ m6 rIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?  C( k! G! Y" H' |
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
9 b' z# h4 R. m5 u  tIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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/ l& m& |. U- u+ [9 W; _3 }0 h0 u4 x8 DIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。8 \& \; I' z5 r+ p
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
) L1 p0 l8 M, `# ]Watson: Get that out of my face.
" r1 i# U0 v, J: j! J$ O7 {) E4 M  gHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.* f- n7 @8 i& k  a% m
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.( B9 @% ]+ z& Y) r, {
路人警官Clarky上场。
7 J" s( ?7 n' A" c, R/ HClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
" `3 N/ d; M2 k; gHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
4 T0 s/ n' `+ X- W$ t! e得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。5 J$ v+ c+ j* P8 x4 Y+ [% r
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
3 ~2 U. a8 G5 i) ZHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.* M$ t& q6 d& L: c* }& T
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。0 d. M% X; {$ v2 K) j4 _3 j, e" G
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)- j" Y/ k" _0 Y
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.; u1 c; i2 O- B# s8 q0 j
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
/ X1 P$ h+ @4 Q4 gHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
- |( g6 ?, Z& C3 RBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…4 V: J* x7 o0 Z9 X) ~/ p
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)* L4 I  k& w' D4 g$ `) R( F. f
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene* h* G( P( w8 g! f4 v8 z- I$ b
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
2 w3 a- b2 Z6 u2 ]' j: E& l9 Z+ T  W后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
/ G$ J, E0 E/ P5 SHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。: `: d9 S$ R" o4 n. W8 [
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing., N( c  R6 u/ q; o' V; `
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
# G# ^1 X( g% y- Y5 U" K. {话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
! M3 c& {& ~" ^" G3 UHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)! x# _( h% }2 r- @2 P$ }
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
' U% M( r  a, r% rHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)$ z4 e/ G4 [, c& d  N# H0 O: @
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
$ z0 S& G+ I; D9 PWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
8 Z7 r$ ?# y7 kHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
; V0 D1 t* G7 c) c7 [Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)5 {% U+ C/ M7 r! [7 s3 L- M9 `
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)) H: k  o, E! [& H2 Z
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
7 L- M5 q% b: s% p/ |; ^Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)6 c; ?) V8 H$ f1 z& E
WatsonHolmes放了下来。), {$ ~$ F1 Q- K6 G4 b8 f; M4 k  z6 C
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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