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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
( ?/ P4 b6 x! I: Y1 L+ hWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
) O4 p7 M: V, {' p. O- O& j+ ?Holmes: I just picked it up.: F+ a1 Q; v4 @; @  ~  n" z/ C
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)4 z$ |* x! O* a- w
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.3 F# n$ f6 Z( x5 Z, Q$ t* I
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
0 {+ V2 R$ X1 w0 P; ]. a, uHolmes: You did.1 ?  `0 p2 o$ |! [
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
4 a7 l6 t+ @+ eHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。$ F# g6 Y3 o$ O$ S9 j- [
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
* q0 K5 k# v, z2 T" e! fHolmes: Granted.5 ]; [* Z* k% q0 `- E( u
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
( Q, f) f4 a/ Q. v3 l7 EWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)$ k0 f; h) R9 x, }+ `
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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& |! Y; W1 A; C1 a, g  ZWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。- P9 h! C" `6 f$ j' Q3 }2 j; r
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)! t% W& D: A; y& B1 M
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) q  S8 |0 N7 G; Z  eHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。0 d# q5 C2 d0 v7 p) B
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。% L9 s4 H( z( P) p! b
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" y" [# x4 X! ]0 y8 qIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
% u* b2 t& B9 ~4 \) X; uIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
9 w0 ?/ v, k( O4 O8 I8 GIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?9 R0 B/ C" a- |- r6 Y
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)6 ^- \1 }# x" y7 k# ^* F
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.8 N( t0 }* N9 }) h$ |
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$ |# p7 [* U/ F" Y/ ?& XIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
1 l2 p" t7 g4 i* D3 d9 h5 sHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)& E: B; m1 [5 w& w) j: J, |3 _
Watson: Get that out of my face.
0 d* P2 Q8 Y& d! f0 H' a- aHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.. C9 p. n8 R* E% B
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
1 _' W; A' Z2 C! F& }路人警官Clarky上场。
+ Q" B- b5 t1 jClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.& ^/ b. U2 J( G6 W. N: ?1 W
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。). ~" J/ b7 C2 @3 I
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。. f. G* l+ O. q4 l
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?( H; j( f# d9 Z, ?9 w$ @7 K
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
& V+ p( A! i2 ?, ]( iWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)! R& R/ k+ _" o/ F2 `
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
1 D0 y; ^( |0 DWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)% X4 j9 z) _! g6 \6 y. }
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/ I8 k; L. I6 W; C: _% [3 t# X河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
) q6 Z! H. a( B7 t) t0 f  i, I& MHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
% Z  k4 Q. i" E0 KBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
/ s0 u; C' `/ w, g4 M4 x$ ~8 ~Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)3 G! ]' I8 ]+ S! w. ^
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
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后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
9 z  o- z9 ^% |# KHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)1 I1 C: Y: V& Z! {4 T: W. G+ @$ {
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4 ~- C2 J0 U% _警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。, `' T3 h" y0 h1 f  ^
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing., M0 E! \, ?0 E
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。) M4 g1 e* }0 Q- v: g& k
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
2 s3 u: K1 ^. x, Q- ?Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。): K$ m8 C! K" ]. J& I; ]+ i6 [9 o0 D. l
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)/ ?7 v. B( H' j# m7 P: E$ ]) \2 c
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)/ J1 f; y1 A" M  v" A) R. a
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
/ m6 \' i  ]' Q* z" a. bWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)$ p7 @4 k+ i% [- H/ T
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)/ q: v+ M0 [- q/ z* e# F" B( g
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
$ P6 d; J8 g2 n& b+ }; ^3 ]1 fHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
  w2 {+ L# f& pWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
. Y/ }; G4 t( ~5 Z% v6 I; VMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)- Q1 p. e$ G  [. ^: }
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)7 l* Y' B* B9 }! C
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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