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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay  x2 a* P' Q# R1 g
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. a9 U: V: _9 |; s影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
5 w  P1 j6 z* pWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
" q1 I8 a9 v; U  BHolmes: I just picked it up.
- G: [* ~* E1 v0 Q  oWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
2 E! _" c9 q- Y& M# K1 Z: DHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
; Z3 Z, C2 I8 y! L( CWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)* C6 g& I# G4 \/ U" O' K# Q
Holmes: You did.
9 c; W7 g' Y# w3 ?(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)% d8 B5 @' J& M  |# D8 P8 n
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.# x, K/ m  C$ j5 Q; i& m8 R( e
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, r8 c$ z  A) R+ J- X* s: a/ A" r宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
& P% z5 O8 @" Q" {; @4 S" mWatson: Permission to enter the armory.7 P7 H( r3 E- z" n
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
$ c+ O# j6 d) I: f# R% Z& g/ SWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
0 N0 \- Y* v1 f8 z7 ^  JWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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8 u2 }% I2 B4 E* Y8 ?& Y' MHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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& K9 F' I1 w" h7 ^2 Y2 m; E1 NBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。  }/ w! ^! c# O" f' i
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, F: U* ~  E. i" e) J+ h7 Y9 k2 x& ?Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
1 @- D4 g: R$ y+ h3 C2 oIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)4 t: P# i0 P" I& W
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
' T! m; i+ T6 vHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。). ]1 c8 t) Y9 J/ ]+ K. h
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。9 e: |/ L$ I, p$ `
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
3 K: d9 N% |( V( C" gWatson: Get that out of my face.0 B4 I& ~8 ~7 a+ g# J6 w& O9 o
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
5 E6 X  V9 q5 s, m& {Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
( X( ~% E; X6 q, D9 `2 d路人警官Clarky上场。. g8 `" {4 N. U/ U7 H  z$ v( V
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.! S' X/ k) z3 z& U! I  ]
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
7 N. P% _3 j2 k" }  ?; K: N得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
" G' K- I7 w$ N& T; W& x9 V6 v) I$ wWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?# @2 i$ ~4 c) \
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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2 t3 A: Q- m) J5 ?墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
/ e' D/ [$ [  X& d% }0 S5 ZWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)* \$ d) _1 M& n
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
6 Z' M5 q- T% V- e$ I: Z; |4 YWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)7 a* h0 @& ?/ G& U% f; C8 F
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。& y. L3 {6 `- C
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)( B3 c* H" |2 i+ _
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…5 Z) D% l( g" w9 E% \3 L
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
1 `, K5 j1 e9 ^3 H死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
8 |4 t9 {0 Z3 f9 HHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
. ?; w. D  {1 {后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
4 \% `6 k# U+ G" ~: c: j7 P$ D' YHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。); c$ G9 @: q" [+ w: u. U$ a# T0 [+ f
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。1 }( e4 r$ Z' W
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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/ C6 t( p2 i3 V& W+ k接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。! x& u. b! _  k. I+ K
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。0 E" f4 B3 `$ C, w
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
( n6 m% b3 S, F% V0 pWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
" K$ w8 `- q  K4 F7 VHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
8 S+ @8 O0 W- e, x0 s* w% VMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
" b! {& Q/ j$ W* ~2 yWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。), G- L: m0 ]6 P: c
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
) x' Q2 t0 i: @: P& b" q+ CWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)7 V2 M1 \! L" z1 v$ v+ T( G
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)& g# J; ^: ^! P: D( W% I
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)1 L; b3 V/ q1 Z
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
2 Q6 k" n- U, L  \% D+ aWatsonHolmes放了下来。)2 y% Y" |% x0 }
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2 P; ?6 W. u& ]8 X总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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