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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay  M0 [- m6 T# `7 d
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。; {: Z# K: i8 L& k0 I1 Q
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
1 k0 f" S2 G  |0 HHolmes: I just picked it up.
) [, d9 r1 T; y& N3 ~Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
* l3 Q( Y4 |& bHolmes: Knew I forgot something.) ^+ j+ [, H8 U9 _
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)5 ^( |2 W& [' e: U, F/ i$ j* U" P
Holmes: You did.0 A6 r4 _+ {' d4 @  w
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。): P* D" ~- e: g% u
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
' s* U0 @" Y4 b# {  g- WWatson: Permission to enter the armory.: @  s+ r( k. z- x9 Z6 v! v
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。/ a. [# u+ t2 O
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。): E$ ~+ B# n; q
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。+ a% z& C' Y8 g. n
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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- \7 s. ^8 r1 E+ G8 ^1 K! U3 N/ EBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。2 W3 _; J3 V+ P9 z0 W  D
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes  E6 m/ M: E0 G: M& _5 h4 X5 K
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措); R% k9 l; v+ h) c5 I
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
2 j' S; v  w7 F# x" v. e2 cHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)/ p0 c/ M  l- F( m. i, F
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.6 L2 F* O4 a9 o$ R
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
1 a' v2 w( m# f% i9 NHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)8 _# ~7 h; f8 E. Q5 |0 Z% ~3 l
Watson: Get that out of my face.! e0 Y" Y; x  ~6 V8 P" I
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
  v8 ]# S* g( g4 o" C7 e+ A. eWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
: p# F0 X) U) {; L7 o4 J- W" W路人警官Clarky上场。5 E5 N! y) }5 d8 R
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
1 R9 o/ z2 |* |  bHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)' [+ p1 Q0 X, ?; z2 b: n. w- F0 f1 P
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。+ j8 ~: |" l9 ^% }& n* d
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?' y# M2 u3 j# y% F/ Y* H5 R) F
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。6 F( p5 k; \1 W
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)# e4 i: m$ ]3 i; B. v3 A" \
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
3 a4 b9 J- O8 L; C# lWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)6 R, o. V' H* v3 z. I
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…3 O6 ~$ V3 X' q2 \% n% a, e, c
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
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* P- `: P/ I3 e" tHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
1 J5 ~" |% l, ^/ H' s* t  O后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。2 L. v- M0 N) |- R8 }9 w) Q
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)  v2 Q2 X. k2 F( Z& x
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。9 M% Y$ |! X5 p) w- }9 P3 y# {
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.* _: y$ g7 I. R& [$ l
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话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
8 B' H" l1 I6 m5 yHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
' [' [, j% l7 Y9 g! z4 `- x- u7 B! U4 eWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)+ Z: a- P( E/ L" l7 J
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
2 i& e# _+ i% u' Y7 o; }" MMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
3 {3 z+ |' V2 z% w; i0 ?3 C9 l) S  mWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
& x% C4 `$ u- Y2 YHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)' o! ?0 N4 O; e, n: p! U
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
: T$ [, }# S3 a6 R9 L+ x0 WHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)& K, n! w5 U' x
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)$ q) R7 C5 B/ t( }. z' M5 B
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)  N; l3 O/ j/ R6 g. a% p
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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" B- o8 q0 D4 ~  B7 f& A* A总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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