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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay/ X- H1 u1 `0 ]6 J4 B! {
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
% r' b+ C, \2 y" w$ m2 c6 BWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)7 |0 x7 O2 J, {/ G
Holmes: I just picked it up.3 M5 ^7 j& T: N3 ?
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
* o# C, t* R1 U$ c# WHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
5 S( G- v  N. q3 q8 I# M/ CWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)4 s- y/ \# r& e& ~: E0 Q$ F
Holmes: You did.1 j3 F8 I& k: L9 L; f4 R
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)+ P- s2 ]6 c( @# ?5 Q/ e
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.; j3 E, z" _3 G' j$ E
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% ^8 u3 Z8 m) M( Q' c) g& E+ P宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
% r4 g$ j- p% b" n- u7 c5 }Watson: Permission to enter the armory.$ L$ P. M% L6 F0 {; h
Holmes: Granted.( i; m6 G  o3 {/ Y8 m
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  c+ a" ?, g! S% S* ~& L, k晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。3 \: ~. ^. H  k- H- g
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)! j6 q$ @, {. l! {" [" ?
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0 U/ [( q  b1 a; f2 ^% T拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。- o3 M1 d8 B% D. ?1 ^+ ]2 V
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" F: I3 K9 W9 D0 ~; E9 n8 @WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。4 \$ o/ c! }3 h4 d% P. s4 u9 S
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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/ Q2 {/ R9 |9 t# ]" T* IHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
1 ]( a: E- t4 RIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)* e3 q  S3 a1 J
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?1 X# f2 s$ Z5 _6 N
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)+ X* u8 o* O3 U$ w3 P: T
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。& v- d8 n) C+ Z: R9 S' N
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
0 g$ y0 ^. P" D* jWatson: Get that out of my face.
8 R7 r& G% ^- |Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.2 m. Q  ~; f. X# A8 Y
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.: j; k5 K9 P& S4 e# D2 @# f
路人警官Clarky上场。. P7 J' N1 Z! M
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.# @5 X5 X) i% g& X. [+ p4 i/ d6 }/ `; X
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)6 a3 D4 J6 d0 Q  x
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
+ \& R+ h9 v) N, RWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
0 e1 j: S( i- D7 o& z6 `Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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9 n# v7 ^' E7 v' W- Q; u' Z2 t. t" c墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
$ m, m0 ?% ?/ ~5 W) ^Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)+ f" _* t1 l! `2 B7 j
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
. K1 }) ~: N2 ~Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)$ u" m; [# g4 ]. B8 u7 h! j6 d
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
( J3 H& w0 m# f& i% l$ |9 XHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)3 H; f4 u) @1 {4 Z% p6 c1 t
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…& R, ]% I/ R' P* a7 M1 F6 f
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
+ U4 m' ^6 q5 U% X死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
0 `: ~  C, v5 H2 ]" q! qHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
5 ~, b( K/ f1 @后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。; g, E: ?2 d( g7 @$ n' J
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)0 H8 q' _4 b0 w( p; I
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Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.8 q% Q6 Q* u  M% ~' ~0 q3 Z" C$ V
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0 v- C+ w8 l" C; \' l$ m接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。: e4 A; F  L7 Y) u: t' }& Z& Q
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。9 a, S, z) [% O7 w) L7 z
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
3 ~# @6 h9 ]: o  Z: d9 F" K0 QWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
/ o$ D! q8 d/ N* CHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
$ I: |0 g9 p' J2 |4 V% FMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?& F' R" A8 ?8 O: n, g) g
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
0 w* I$ N2 O8 R9 _  P7 aHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
' U+ k4 d1 J% _  s% h  r2 K- NWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)9 i, q8 f8 s. P$ Y6 f4 t
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
9 I# u# h+ N2 c9 o) ^" _Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)" J0 ]& G- v$ h
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
( g/ Q$ W0 `  N7 X0 ~& ?7 BWatsonHolmes放了下来。)0 t2 d9 B& O% a% i
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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