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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay" ^& c& M! {7 }& C; a; s4 n
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Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
8 r7 I! C# L6 t3 \% AHolmes: I just picked it up.$ o; {, ]3 o+ o  q4 `* X
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
" t! a8 _7 y& D9 z: mHolmes: Knew I forgot something.. O5 l7 M) Y5 v1 r
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
: a! T7 S2 r$ U* i1 s3 CHolmes: You did.
8 _! Z" h* a) p, m; U  V: g( h% H3 ](注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
% i. C" ]. w& t( X, UHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.. \/ E! P7 G, \# K9 B* i
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。1 \3 G! C& ]/ l0 f
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
3 h: E9 Q" N7 O  [; A' }Holmes: Granted.9 X$ K6 }, @( C8 c7 I& R+ D
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。) t# j3 k) \9 \2 X. L, b6 T
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)' T6 [+ g3 Q* ~5 k, _3 j
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。, s7 C: L9 O; a' U# i" ~0 p) c
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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4 z1 r& P! V6 V% nBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。, _& l0 @- Z  F
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$ U2 @- w4 C; s# s  Y. n" zIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
. r# M2 K4 U! W, r1 yIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
' q+ {) D1 }  O8 D0 zIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?) P: P; j: [# g
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
4 Y6 p8 k. q3 f/ V! @Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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1 [1 @4 d4 F! f, p# PIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
/ v0 I4 D/ m* f" `3 q' LHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
7 g2 S/ W  H) B% n; v. i) sWatson: Get that out of my face.6 f* }, l* t2 ~% y+ e  ^
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
! W3 s3 o( E9 m2 P9 HWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face., L) m: R- E2 F/ m
路人警官Clarky上场。
- o, l7 K! E/ `3 p+ GClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
+ k3 U2 N* M: M' cHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)/ k& a9 N3 @7 }# }9 I. Z5 m3 m
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
2 a# ?7 K/ P8 w  ~- SWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?2 I& }7 ?. y* x' I. v" e6 o1 T2 u
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
4 y% s( e, A* i. g. F9 W3 gWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。), h! h4 J5 z& w) ?* a3 _  a: o
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.* [" \3 s- H1 G2 V% ?1 M! E5 y# x9 ^, V
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。& |2 R7 T2 Z' e2 x" Q9 r7 V. ~  N9 r
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
1 ]' k$ x+ T" L1 eBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
# Z+ R' X5 D; A! f3 c+ \. `Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
! k% e/ A) s6 ?# K0 e' D. g" m死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
) i" F) f8 t2 X6 R3 U7 E) mHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
" W/ o1 v) i5 ]0 |' A后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。$ [% V7 ~- J" p' U6 h+ a
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。4 Z8 [# d) p9 s4 b1 e- W
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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0 }$ _8 C- z1 ~* V9 ^* P9 i接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。& B, M% \0 S3 e! S
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
. V- |2 m$ h. L8 D1 u2 P+ p! y4 ?Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
' O; p, X, f% a/ H- M! l2 DWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
6 O7 }) s  o( L, _) ]* R( _Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)) i2 q& W; T3 c7 x3 _
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?' n8 L8 B1 v5 a: W! W0 v
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
, Q4 q- y7 a6 j7 I7 _# ?/ ]Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
6 B, T; d; N. Q1 d, l( ]  }. I; nWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
8 t% K5 q# A) pHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)" a( I9 j$ M5 [' w( W7 A
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)5 V  {# f" B$ W2 h( X5 V+ _. `, j
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
* Z0 p8 D- b# L) lWatsonHolmes放了下来。)# z! m& Y& \- _. p6 h; g% m
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( z  M9 O. m% x4 H9 [8 @0 p总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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