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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay0 m7 j% n& P, |: z" J
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。; J6 w# [: l2 f
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
; z6 n( \3 @; `8 p: }Holmes: I just picked it up.# T. R3 f9 r0 x0 l) [6 e
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
' y3 Z7 Z) {7 W) M, qHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
% K+ h1 @, T6 k, b2 I7 p. x: a2 vWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)5 D6 w! e/ a* \- b3 r2 r
Holmes: You did." K, [6 z; I7 ~# o( B
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)6 i9 \* K/ @: d! v" j
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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) J; p' \* v; P' ^2 y( j3 T宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
* e' E- |9 Q# P3 y3 fWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
. ?6 N$ E+ B( Y' I$ cHolmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。" q3 v1 L; G& Y
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)% b$ a) ]$ [; H) I3 T
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( ^9 Y7 Z$ Z8 z' q; b" A& ]拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。0 P$ g) ]0 _% i" \& `( T  Q
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。4 C+ s7 W. n; d" l
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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' g/ r& B8 Q& y$ a6 ?Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。% S6 Y! E6 T9 t! v
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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9 L" c( R* o4 ?! g3 @3 ]Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes) b% Z1 f! B  K2 A7 e; s' C1 M& H5 m
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
2 \8 ?. O- ]' F, g! [& x9 ^' SIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
' Y' [! ~3 V2 T- g% J' Z" w1 jHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
" Z$ E2 z5 e2 [1 J! fIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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) A  T% V0 U' X: g1 L1 c8 C( eIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。) b5 c% w$ s; }0 D
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
: f" k& O0 z& R; B8 eWatson: Get that out of my face.
* E! ?3 }5 K/ bHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
/ S  H/ G% N, f# rWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.9 G5 o) L0 D% z3 ?
路人警官Clarky上场。
5 ^7 S, c: z- Z; R. ^Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
5 l9 z8 _( f8 a3 dHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)0 f: D/ b2 E2 p+ P
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。+ u9 c. I8 _; w3 X- E
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?1 ^( E1 T$ @+ C9 P
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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! X! k; L' p- N- L墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
& o" Z% k% G6 ~1 q& _! E0 xWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
5 Y5 E( M0 [6 EHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
, o' t) g% ?# i# n% M& LWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)8 S3 p& ~; ]$ F) x& ]9 d
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4 g- T' L1 V% X6 |/ Y河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。3 X" M$ }. h' [# {' f/ ?8 v7 i- c$ y- i
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
2 U' Q+ S( i& \Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
/ p3 F) L8 H3 y! A. `0 Q# cWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
1 @) L. I" B: ~9 ~( W2 l死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
! d6 ?- [; z4 e) O  s' j3 ~' DHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。), j& V; i8 a. q* z
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。' C: o* b$ y+ v: \. w
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。  @& M( ^7 ~, W, C
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.4 N9 P8 T: G9 Z. }$ s7 g7 B, ?% R
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6 J5 t3 z  v# S4 @接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。8 I1 a; A0 B8 p: k" p( U4 H+ N
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。" ^8 N1 t' c0 {
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)0 x+ \. a; v( K3 x8 Q1 O( ~! g
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)* @' A4 o; N4 P, o7 ]9 X
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)+ d8 r4 Z1 E6 I& A. H% C+ J. ~) C
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?3 h6 D2 R7 i" d4 V+ I& i3 b
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)1 c8 B: c6 q- J
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)/ [' t# o5 l0 C( [6 d- a
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)% l( p5 T% U! E
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)2 g7 u& t" p8 k# V, x5 ]; G0 j" H
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
! U1 e  o3 p% c; a; f9 CMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
8 M! V) n3 ?! e4 E3 o  ~- gWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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