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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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  s7 `+ p/ h, L1 E  j影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。3 Q( w/ y6 l7 {+ |9 z
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
" r! H8 f1 L( EHolmes: I just picked it up.. t) O" w- p7 t+ o2 y7 E2 p
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
! K& S- }3 [6 [  ~9 t7 j; YHolmes: Knew I forgot something.% s- {- c0 j/ @% ~% b' s3 q% e
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)( W$ x6 |% R6 ]& e* p
Holmes: You did.. N  V& X; \6 O6 G- I
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
! s; O9 i% K  C' ~3 @4 qHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.4 t& y/ |, ]/ Q" F
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
/ s6 L7 Q' }  `" ^  BWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
0 H6 S- G, r& t* j8 IHolmes: Granted.
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$ b& `* T" B+ ^晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
. i/ P$ |% O: }6 z& n3 {% \$ r: g% i; V* I4 mWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)2 O  B6 b" h5 i* ~, L- g- B' Q
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。0 r6 u; e) s9 @, F4 V
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
6 P( y" x0 i/ K: oWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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- K3 _+ p% K; G3 iHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。# s+ k- j% j, n; Q& r/ U- Q9 e) [; S
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; G( M6 j- J3 ^3 TBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes, M- \  i& \7 |& @  n
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)& L1 C5 X$ n: A$ N) c( w
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?& q/ I  h+ Y' }. e! ~% y
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
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8 B2 `; Y. [8 ]9 L* FIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。! |5 c5 T; Q; _3 x9 q& M' S
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)% j% u4 W/ h8 y
Watson: Get that out of my face.
6 A2 a( B) q' q- AHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.4 a' J3 P0 Q; n! g: B! t# F0 q
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
/ v, ^7 M5 a3 A* t2 H; R1 S路人警官Clarky上场。2 V$ |# _8 N7 _8 Y
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
- }7 E- e$ Q( a: o6 {Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
+ B/ @' `: j4 E得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
$ R2 G) d& e( S% d3 \1 O9 nWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?- s( S5 q3 B6 A+ H4 ?, f! Q: h
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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9 T# L# ]  C* Z8 ?$ C! [) G- J墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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9 Z* ^1 X' F8 _7 e, m8 m, I4 W8 E, }Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
! O+ G+ n- z8 u9 H* xWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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2 V: z4 e$ R: |9 x河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
8 l$ [9 l/ c, ?6 k8 Z" O7 ~3 `6 QHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
+ R, F& S) M6 ]7 D) Y( mBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
+ @( c$ g; D% _7 J% zWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
, X! }. n, Q- b# q, o- I4 r! D9 D死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
7 `$ b# ~  c, V" k7 _0 k* cHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
, [& L/ Y* T: X9 R$ Q/ ~) H后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。6 h2 Q$ F  v  x# F$ s& _
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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7 N# k3 L0 Q+ {0 D- J7 J. K警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。/ P4 S8 i! c, d% }2 q
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.; @, ?2 ]7 ^1 \- h* O
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: f8 l$ E" s* Z! {5 A' `. X; X接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。$ f: q+ H6 d2 |8 x
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
+ ]2 G6 }  c1 L# n+ a7 G9 RHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
# S3 ]8 x6 ~  E/ s7 w1 LWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
) ^# q3 e# [; y  |2 [$ W( U1 m4 T2 Q/ yHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
3 s; j0 `! N# q; TMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
% Y) w* ?+ [5 U; Y8 zWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
; ?! x* S( |* _) j7 ?  BHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)6 C* ~; ?1 {6 e8 L3 q9 d/ E
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。); |% F) e# c. i- D" n
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
4 I- [8 g- V2 Z# h% aWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
+ |$ U$ ?- y6 PMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)" h" P; M( D2 p+ E4 ?
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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