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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。+ c6 \' I/ v& E( E
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
) l- @+ c, r5 e" U: }  c4 s+ UHolmes: I just picked it up., e( X4 B; e# ^  N9 l
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
: ?& }  Y* W: m7 d: fHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
/ H  L, ~/ z: z0 C7 QWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
; z( q9 s2 @0 P+ B  Y& ~  h; e9 nHolmes: You did.
" D4 ~3 T0 |) g& y- @( G(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
/ R. y2 ?) b/ u! G  ^! [& Z0 ~Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.( @& O7 D- v+ H
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6 o- w0 r- i+ n宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。9 W9 I$ m. I  N. n7 r8 z9 B
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
) x2 W6 {+ ]: t; p9 MHolmes: Granted.
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5 l% a6 a" Q' z) O; A. f晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。, B( x2 T1 `5 d8 v) {* Z
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)8 X4 D! [2 C% K2 r
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。$ O8 q' ^" G) Z
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。) W# M4 s# T* g1 G. @9 e7 A
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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3 T0 a% F; T+ U* ^Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。1 C4 W, P1 h* v0 f0 }
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
- r; c6 c' n9 O5 QIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
  _- o$ q8 r/ o- S, yIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?3 G- W! J! j' C7 i) D
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)0 o# J9 e) a6 Y2 i/ p8 b* Q
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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, `2 C8 Q* I; \  |Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。# R$ X, o/ }: m% t# I$ P& n1 N; Q
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。): Y6 o5 l: J2 O# [6 N4 ?+ R
Watson: Get that out of my face.
$ G/ c2 V6 o4 UHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.- P% z2 ]* y4 G4 d- c
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.: |6 l# O5 j( d2 X! d: }
路人警官Clarky上场。
) ?7 z& V2 a6 S" oClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once." [. Q2 S/ n+ n0 H
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
' g1 p( k! j6 f2 ]: _. X+ M得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。5 q+ ~! o2 \6 o
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
" ?5 k+ H/ l0 z+ y0 N- R* WHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
  E& q; ^& s- c# p! b1 EWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)0 Q1 x: O8 o; ^& s# s
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
+ n5 l. _# |/ R$ mWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)  c; g6 t3 b1 b" V' L, w2 c
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. O+ t6 b3 E; U$ Q% r0 f河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。: i- M2 `( r7 v2 D5 m$ _* ^1 I& u; i
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。): d! _2 v0 F* J. I0 D
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…. T, F9 U; B+ p" z* v5 |
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
5 o, Q! ], f% Y+ j2 H5 c死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene+ q$ i) y2 d# V0 h
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
2 Z" k1 p+ y; n- J: i1 k后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
2 y$ m1 \) L! C% v; _Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)3 H' ~7 b7 e% Y6 k- g
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。- [7 ?# F# N. ?
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.! F% n) n, p; n6 }
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+ k+ k/ m& M1 {, r+ C9 k. U; u4 \接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
! x' w' g9 d- g+ U. `3 d4 l话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
: }5 u! ]+ x; o3 `Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。), {0 |8 I6 ~# H' f# ?8 d
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
* D7 M# h2 x7 e: Z# U$ KHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)# b  b! k4 E6 i
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
! z6 d+ M8 N" |Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)- b. u5 `  }' \- o. n+ _$ d2 x8 m; D
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)5 D- b, q; M6 C4 @, c" N
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。), Y( R1 w5 q3 p
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)/ D3 r4 M- i( J0 W! s0 C
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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, C. }+ Q* X% ?7 _2 _: `3 h8 w总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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