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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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# K$ p  L' I. d9 V影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
$ r6 Z8 S7 u7 o6 {9 bWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)* J9 h6 R4 W0 c
Holmes: I just picked it up.
: m- g6 P4 U/ B5 yWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)& i5 K/ b6 Y- ?+ {( G
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
6 o7 O6 q) \/ E9 z1 {Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
1 Q5 y! V1 R- [! V/ U/ X" eHolmes: You did.
- e  p- Z9 E) L- r; o(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
( s& G+ D0 ?4 O6 _Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all./ N' C! k# E7 R* _+ W
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# v9 k/ G7 b% T宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。2 M+ Q  W# e2 v+ s# X- O
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
! _4 u" r& |+ ]! z; aHolmes: Granted.) h8 t* b+ X; _1 k% |* J+ j
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。& E. v% Q) b% A/ u
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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3 _% X, c6 ^5 ~1 T& z. q3 I拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
% A0 l1 Q$ h5 z1 @  e( Z; X# U# qWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)9 M$ ?1 T! R  X* Z
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。# q5 h& {1 O. s9 }
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes; O2 _+ y! |! K" @  c8 _, y" x
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
* K$ o) X. i3 x$ VIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
6 d2 t/ }  D2 D. I3 oHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)3 d+ j4 |. C: u5 X9 c  ]
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.$ L1 G( F; U: M
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。2 r! O5 T( ]4 v0 c3 S9 c
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)( n3 O  U1 |3 M6 J$ d6 ?
Watson: Get that out of my face.8 G# G1 g# p" {6 n) n4 B
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
. _$ W# c' K7 O9 ^8 h: JWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
2 Q4 a- k4 v; J* d- [路人警官Clarky上场。
0 p: ~& _$ G* f6 Z- v" |6 UClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once., @7 l0 e1 t) c
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)3 H5 h4 q! S6 @) E& ^  T
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
; \* C. g9 s, r. y3 h& vWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
# v. I. q% z4 x9 t0 Q* aHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not." k& S" M* U7 w% M- j/ v0 i: U
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。$ C* J. a* U* \
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)9 U/ g+ L# u3 b. o
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
6 h5 H+ `* U* H' t$ VWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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4 f2 _  p, G& ^$ }% m+ b% s河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
. e/ P3 c5 V+ [) j( Y% n  P) ]Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
2 i7 y2 M/ N4 d3 k7 P  t' Y% SBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
+ b. W1 R9 |! `: nWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
# Z0 {. L- Z) K: M4 W1 q死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
6 Q- j& C! B5 K: U8 `2 ?8 lHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
+ C6 q" Q9 |5 \/ M3 N, D后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
) q7 B4 Y: G+ O2 W7 jHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)9 {- q" k8 B; ^5 c% H4 Y7 j  ]+ u) K
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
( r! U7 G3 L7 ^1 l) F$ bLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。* b/ s3 k% k& q. J
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。' D  ^, v* o0 N$ l% \) v
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
' C+ O- }5 R* ~1 J6 WWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
0 q$ b4 W0 P' K" `& |8 EHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
4 y+ i4 ~" G& ]4 \2 |* C. k8 \6 ~Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?- Z( l7 v8 U! x) Y4 o  x! `
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
( c. ]: g$ t& F  y& C+ yHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)8 Q; G. G$ T! p3 ?
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)5 x' F+ Z* q  B. i; u+ M
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。); R2 u$ A1 ~* j
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
: l3 {' y4 Y6 P: ]3 |* h& J; ~Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)! z7 |; Q3 E8 Z* A3 v+ E
WatsonHolmes放了下来。): m2 l5 M" z9 Z: [% q8 J0 J. L3 F( l
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8 T  O" t& }+ K5 M总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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