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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
, e  R; x: d) h8 Z, {% d6 _" xWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
) P" e4 ^0 \; k3 H1 R7 w0 K& oHolmes: I just picked it up.
+ r. ~3 n4 Z# cWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)$ h& g9 v$ N8 m  ~$ e# n. |
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.) t1 ?; a3 `* ^  C
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
$ |/ d7 @4 a: F+ b" U3 g) M/ k' XHolmes: You did.
) d6 }, `# X# y( c$ M# ^(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
, k6 c% M8 r5 X* ?! pHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
& [; y& _3 ~2 B  ]3 |  GWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
9 b# ]* ^" J7 P/ SHolmes: Granted.- s) v) t9 ~, c
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3 L% Y8 z" q& J2 y0 c5 _% ~晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
4 Z3 L, D9 ?. }7 B/ B  F  n6 B9 t% kWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。3 w5 |, ?7 e1 s2 q
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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1 ~1 j) N+ [" cIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes3 _3 A/ f/ b) Y0 h5 O+ @
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
, K4 _+ s9 A, CIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
$ l0 G) G2 Y0 M6 xHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)7 ?0 E: Z( _6 _9 }& W, K3 a
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
' S1 e4 a1 q# z" }% @' AHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
! i1 O& J3 y& O8 Y# q0 `Watson: Get that out of my face., _$ s8 E$ g/ w& R
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
, `+ r0 e/ h4 b( a+ y) u0 O! VWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.5 z4 f. p$ s. E; Z2 \
路人警官Clarky上场。/ \/ C" t2 Q' N
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.4 A7 D2 s9 D0 w% [# p! B. ]
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
! a& D# |3 F% _" |8 H# c得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。  B# `( M: ?# q1 c2 H$ Z
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
! g/ ?: X$ J8 F* z3 q9 RHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.5 L0 t. I! ~4 z2 E7 `# e- n
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Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
, U# O4 A+ u, wHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely./ f4 U& w# m! j' L! x  K, J8 K
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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- {3 ?7 ~' G: I4 X( A河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
9 r! \! I( A% y4 iHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
+ N# i' ~$ N9 E, e0 E0 rBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…/ ?! ]$ B; @# \. G+ N" n
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
0 B: d6 ]( V* G& q# a# i7 J死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene. ?3 q0 [( r# ?/ [) J
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
) u2 c1 R0 ]$ d- M后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
* V/ t0 k) S. Z+ v- A; @Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)3 H1 r& m. E& K$ F
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。# X4 d: ~1 ]- D/ {$ w5 ]0 g$ B; J
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.9 R8 a9 c% l# F; y3 t+ K
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。, C* ]& {6 f1 _/ |' p7 ?. Y
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。# K$ Y6 x) A9 K$ G; w$ k! J
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
0 }2 r- e5 z; h4 U2 sWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)' i0 ~: |" V; r( U
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。); F8 r7 z4 Y. V6 W, d0 {' a. l
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
# \6 r5 B4 f" Y0 q- m* YWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)" M" |' y3 I' P+ G8 m; q
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)  _$ Y# e, m) z
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
! r  \. B% x, ~+ u: {3 qHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)) G7 u* f3 r& W. R! |
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
+ A. i3 V  C* ^( m3 W7 [Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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