 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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. H# K' m4 N: i( l影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 0 E" Z/ r8 r6 G8 \6 j# e. b2 l7 h9 S
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
6 D! D- b( K" d( S1 r' LHolmes: I just picked it up.
M9 i o0 G6 X% \3 oWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
7 e, |8 Y9 ?7 P+ d& x3 S6 o- }Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
1 ]/ X+ F ?0 n* _3 {' VWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
3 G) D. t+ a/ `5 r8 U n- o: h. zHolmes: You did.* z$ D& I' r9 F& r
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) % \6 |5 c9 N+ P- L0 h" d% e
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
* L; a/ m- K J1 x- {; \1 fWatson: Permission to enter the armory.% |3 d& ]$ q A
Holmes: Granted.
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r9 n/ F9 r. J- N2 P晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
% @/ h% b4 j4 E" kWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) 9 Z! W2 c7 J* i$ [$ F) Y2 H
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 8 U% s# n6 ~1 d7 l5 @
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) ; v9 I7 p$ y1 T/ z4 H/ |3 q0 g" ~
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5 W) F- ]* {' Q6 \# E% RHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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8 _ P" m9 Z) X4 _: _( tIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 # j D# y/ _, [% M; g" B! Q2 |. D, t
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措) 1 k7 y- D# j2 M* V M7 Q: z# e5 V
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?; r$ {5 W6 z- \4 U% m, H
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
9 E! }( U. u" lIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.8 ?+ B. {* G' F: {* a! @+ y5 o
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. P' M5 V! V- n4 PIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
% k. E1 R. z9 r2 BHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) 4 k7 F9 J$ U& K, d; S" T
Watson: Get that out of my face.) t l- N$ i, z3 h R1 r0 \
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
5 U. Y8 s. p ^Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
x2 L5 D" z1 Z& D4 ?) d, t) e" \路人警官 Clarky上场。 # ~9 F, `: l4 c+ N) ~( m O) ?
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
3 {" O: {5 o- s+ r0 @Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
! Y3 n* q# X: m) u% w6 [得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 2 t" _4 M. ~9 v' J
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?5 g: n7 k1 g2 K9 j) n ]
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 . S8 _2 h! r2 e
( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。)
) u1 p$ T d) v' U4 l/ ~Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
" r4 J8 V( J) ^ PWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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! E" M5 H: {2 b0 m( j8 {Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) [) N+ L3 A$ |8 q0 m
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
* `' x) b2 t# n7 z0 HWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) @/ j' o; a. {( x, ^
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Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
$ s" L2 d |6 b- ?4 Y" {后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 5 A* s$ \- N L/ F3 t6 D# h
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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1 T* t' h T9 }( C+ @# g) N" l警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
* A% a( f1 v8 B4 p# P" l6 u话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
2 A8 ?/ ]+ R- f. pHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
3 G' {: X H4 h) hWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) $ A1 W- B9 o$ C1 f7 O7 Q$ U
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) ; G( O7 N* Y- E9 b& `
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
" j/ N/ x: }/ c+ H# C& i" }4 }4 Q3 fWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
* F/ U0 @; Y2 d3 yHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) + S8 d$ @! k2 o$ ?) [
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
( Y3 G; t& g4 P5 C4 O& fHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
( }; ?# i% L4 ^+ A8 a1 N; q: ?- x. IWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
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: Q& Z" V: X c6 i9 m' U总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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