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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay  c4 z3 p, `* d0 S2 w
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4 T7 M/ f5 P, R3 ?) }) \影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
1 ~# q8 Q& }0 w, j/ ~0 J! WWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)9 ~1 }- q9 [$ [/ E5 v! y$ Z
Holmes: I just picked it up.
7 `  j6 W" s, e6 g1 cWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)( w/ N8 A# e: C7 G% N
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
  T: |, X& x7 B5 W( ?( DWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)$ q& w) n4 u6 ^" a1 ~7 x; E
Holmes: You did.: R4 g+ q6 G6 S
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
! z$ a, m  Y0 P1 h) gHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.) p5 R0 \2 D% r, X" J
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6 }: @4 X- c- r9 s宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。; P) ?  m+ w& s* b% G
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
7 q: [( N) g1 j) I% bHolmes: Granted.# Q: j8 n: @' K; Q' k2 s7 [- Y
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。7 V7 w1 H' c! P  C; T$ G& e: r
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)% W. m% ?8 M6 ^" ?5 C5 e8 o
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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8 H# S- O" b: h" |8 `* T# |WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
  ]) i5 l+ \: c8 V% o5 {9 g. F- rWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。' u8 C/ Q2 j& h& p9 m
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; ?1 _0 H9 u* n6 ZBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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5 v8 S, k) ^3 [. x+ JIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes% I4 ?% M9 ?+ @& ?
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
( J# u# ?+ k9 S& E# p0 J$ Q4 yIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
. i" d& X9 y0 C, _" THolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)3 U& q0 J3 ]& t! r& m1 h/ c
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope., v8 @& [, v9 [5 F1 L9 O
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。1 H) p: L$ S" }8 M
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)/ `* ~0 T9 _; `3 l# ~6 ~5 c: g
Watson: Get that out of my face.
8 a9 n+ D, B1 AHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.* A  }' m- I, x2 x; L$ [. I
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.0 ]7 j9 F2 W% F7 h7 l
路人警官Clarky上场。2 r1 L# h$ E5 s5 n# k+ v/ X
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
- S9 E) J% `7 Q6 [/ qHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。), o* C# x* o- }: k8 {
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
6 {3 f- r* u  k7 ~Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?& k4 O( i) F5 Z0 S: S) M3 j
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.6 c2 v* W' n- h
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。; N- F* ]" d+ m4 p* \
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
# T- g7 M; e& H) I( MHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
5 z( z/ K  z3 N# Z$ \Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)- k9 }% x) I( \* L' f* }3 w
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1 f, Z1 H& C6 @: T- g8 d河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。6 s6 h+ s+ I- n+ A# s
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
3 c) i7 W+ R9 `. p+ @( |/ Z/ oBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…; d" a' p/ ]5 m" n
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
! G  ~. x* C; b3 G死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene* J$ T4 c+ I2 e  Y: r* k7 b5 U
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
$ \% B- w, F7 I$ o后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
& N1 k8 X3 J: S& Z/ f% ?Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)8 |/ Y9 _: _3 z3 Q
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2 L0 m" |- ?* a# f* w$ H5 I警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。5 X  X: Z) \4 J/ i8 P
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
/ e+ I7 M3 l2 N% G7 _1 u话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。/ {1 A: \# ^- C( f! s1 K9 g1 Y
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)8 Y- |* Q5 ~( u$ h( x
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)( [6 n8 ~  M* I% K& y( x
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
5 m8 D. H* z+ a% }+ n6 F% B8 {& u. `Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
, p0 u4 h3 S, K6 ~Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
" M1 E4 U4 F; g9 ~4 Z+ PHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)7 R" {  \5 n9 W, \  W
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
+ @- z# g5 ]2 `: _Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
8 R& D* ~5 L! m7 F& ^0 Z4 h: pWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)& j8 P. k$ ?0 @$ d8 A" U" {5 N
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)7 I' f  D: [1 q1 A$ p0 g$ q
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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7 c3 p% U6 V% }8 ]0 ]1 U# U: \' t总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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