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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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& o: a# H. r, a( X影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
0 h. V( G7 X+ cWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
  z$ L% {3 g7 _! ^. s4 EHolmes: I just picked it up.
9 z/ d7 M1 h# Y% l$ V  OWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
0 m2 s/ _( O: G6 i" hHolmes: Knew I forgot something.* D  S" G( m1 e' `7 f. m5 j
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
# ?9 e! R- n) }Holmes: You did.
0 Y/ V& ^+ j' V(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
; h3 w; y2 ?1 T8 I6 lHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.3 p- ?1 V  G* k, }! Y3 L
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。2 `7 `, X( a1 m+ t
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.! Z# }% @. G. Y( ^# p' f" Y
Holmes: Granted.5 h- q6 p& o: p) x
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
5 a: y5 Q4 \+ g- rWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)  v# l/ \0 z& {  r+ A* o, p: U  F4 X
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。2 b9 t, T0 C; {1 b8 _
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5 |" u( s* s$ ~0 t" y# M4 GWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。9 C/ S" q' U- n" l" R
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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8 v0 ?. v1 J# D9 |' Q" E7 q8 j3 pHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes" R7 _" X4 i3 O9 b
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措). k, m' w2 K4 J, m1 q
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
& ^$ e( g& n6 OHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
) Z6 K' ]9 w' x; L& [* sIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope." R( o* _8 d  S, Z0 A/ E& |
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
, i: \# d! p& E1 M. F, G& rHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)4 M' J. M$ e- h3 Y4 @( I' x% J
Watson: Get that out of my face.
  x) V. H5 @8 E, l, C! L9 U1 PHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
: G. h- @# T, q& qWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.. l# j, T: k; y$ D
路人警官Clarky上场。/ o# ?4 k% E* t# t: z0 b" {! d
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
% P! v4 a# a: F, qHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
9 h. u7 w: E6 S得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
# [0 n! K8 b2 i8 D- \' fWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?  o; y0 z. Q9 Y' M5 |
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not." t) V* G$ o3 w" a
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。- [' g4 Y, T: f2 b3 y% y
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
! M3 u+ L; [) `" Y! s9 U& ^Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
) Z2 I4 s6 p' @/ `Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。. D& e( V& x0 c* z7 M
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
( z8 K' n/ e- E$ @" \( O$ o  SBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…9 |1 ^' O9 R1 x# q! i* u2 N3 L
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)3 w5 h0 m/ g2 U6 W# N/ j0 g; ]0 a
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
, p9 L& p% q- F! q7 L) tHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
8 R) \  Q$ k! J8 b, `4 p# z后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。. G% C: G5 h" r, C+ f
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。. u* ~4 p2 f% Z5 U" _' p
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.9 S. l1 k% t8 k& D
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
( t& ~# a: @% ?! L话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
9 {5 F3 K( w$ G& ~, [$ ~Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
/ W: u9 ?3 |' J8 TWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
, J4 E( T& {/ n  B( v) A  F1 X2 g+ ~Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
- _# }+ D7 h+ k; v! P/ oMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
7 I+ D* l( l. {- ]$ ?/ S0 HWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
5 t2 M7 j7 J, _* q6 O  IHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
5 k  c( b. Q0 l  }5 z* L. R( c, Y7 P, |1 tWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)7 J3 T. @0 q' Y5 W1 B, e
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
* O0 X0 o. i3 F5 G# BWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)8 Q/ G9 B( ^5 B3 t
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)1 r! z4 d+ C" ^  t& e6 `+ A- T
WatsonHolmes放了下来。), N2 [6 @5 s2 z# ]7 m
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9 s1 V+ H% L& o总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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