 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。 - o7 G# e6 N& U+ x* F5 T: x1 J
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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 0 H& L6 Z" ` t4 l: L
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) ' F# c: I: y, A/ ~1 P2 U1 K1 B
Holmes: I just picked it up.; r/ z$ }3 i' q1 e0 s8 D/ N2 W
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) 2 i! ]$ g; P0 k- l
Holmes: Knew I forgot something." t% L+ q) n0 {6 A
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
( r& \; }* l2 Y( s6 W9 {Holmes: You did.6 I2 {5 V/ y8 |. }, v9 y5 L3 J9 o
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) , N+ c d+ ?' [9 F0 M E4 ^7 I
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.% R$ M. ^& S7 R' a" x* P' |
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
( c) Z& g# v9 W/ y gWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
5 L- i! j: R* K2 X5 j& |# O* M4 wHolmes: Granted.) I* w7 r8 u- `. H. M
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1 ^9 @$ ?7 ]; c" p晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
: c5 t1 D5 T) S0 p8 lWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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3 H$ e9 w+ d; H7 T4 j拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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% g! ?8 y3 q1 H, g6 YWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 / q6 V6 {6 h7 n* g+ z1 k% x0 c
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 % O' g! B3 q8 Z2 ~9 A8 [
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3 l9 m* f: i# W2 [% FBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。 # f) f: M6 E V+ T Q$ `/ S
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! X: ?$ J: A! \% p3 FIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?& q* g" e$ D- r% o, g1 f0 V: j
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) & O7 x" O+ e0 y/ X: ?
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 8 P" W* F4 x& d, X
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
6 S+ L: ^; h' I2 k" U9 D( J DWatson: Get that out of my face.+ j5 v) i. _6 A3 N5 f" y
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
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路人警官 Clarky上场。 % [ O+ V! P0 }9 z1 g: |
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
/ }- U3 z, B- B. yHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) . k, c; c1 Z$ ^$ d4 x8 a
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
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Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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' N( q2 {* N4 ~+ k7 ]* V5 N o墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 # d" y- t; q" u. F V9 w+ r1 y
( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。) * u5 x' ]2 y- t; v! u& X
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
9 {) X/ [9 }3 J" w J7 r2 ZWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
0 T7 Z) y- t0 \. G) p' UHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
$ m2 ~2 C6 T+ p2 E$ y* J( YBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…! k3 \1 e2 E) C- P. j
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) 2 J" Q- T% U0 s& F* k8 a u
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 & W# ~# k2 f; _
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) $ L8 p. m: c2 m+ x- _
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
( b: {8 u+ I. `: a0 THolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
/ v8 o3 R; ^# V7 J) iLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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/ K/ g. `5 B' a. y& K1 `# b接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。 6 G1 n: f2 r; f$ v- a& ~ h8 v
话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
; u+ m K' o1 I3 eHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
" v- a1 ?1 [6 b* f) H' O- TWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
2 J! o1 W- O8 K( Z+ Y- bHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) * z+ D! s, u, ?$ L3 J6 B% j, U
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?; p; K I# Y9 U- s
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) 4 H$ ^! r2 N- X# ]
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) " K+ @( m! i4 z3 o
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) 4 k% m5 D! X1 |: w n
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) , H4 O5 ?, Q5 B
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
/ F, M7 o) f' m" uMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) % m* S% k, `/ O7 c" c/ \
( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。)
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0 s8 P e/ o: c# {4 G6 B% A3 a总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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