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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay# h7 q/ Y" y& G) }  ]! U
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+ w8 a1 Q2 w* g2 \: ]影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。5 x! U  y; B" Q0 j" y
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)2 R& h4 d$ m( P; ?5 r
Holmes: I just picked it up.
$ {/ |/ g! Q" z5 XWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
; P2 l2 v; F0 W' O4 Y/ IHolmes: Knew I forgot something.% _4 g, P+ i: Q+ ]; F
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)% D0 p# m8 R( s% \4 o! `) F
Holmes: You did.! N: t4 E# G3 S/ \2 c
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
3 O9 S- F, l' _6 UHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.0 u$ C! c' y2 s
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" |. @. I6 |- u* Z4 w5 D3 k宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
4 w5 ^% M" V& O! \* o9 g& a- jWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
4 q' d( w7 M3 kHolmes: Granted.' O: p) V6 _( H- |3 F% R) C6 f
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。9 @& o# d: j. ^6 L$ H: k
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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/ b/ c7 _1 K* u3 s拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。! n  B" p7 M/ x- N( [1 G/ Z. o1 ?
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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8 b2 D% }# y' \9 n, l, w& YBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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4 n2 e) d5 u6 v. |8 iIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
% J- l' H7 z7 O5 E0 oIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
$ @( I! r& K$ sIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
2 l9 X; s1 s, n3 h4 g9 w* i# QHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)' l; n7 [; g% K
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.# Y. G+ K+ t, ]8 ]9 L2 R
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
" Z$ r' A3 M, p7 M5 {! O$ O0 Z  f# r2 ~Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)( [& ^+ b1 p# o: W5 h% S: o
Watson: Get that out of my face.
( |( c! v9 g) P, j2 kHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand./ \5 |4 W5 x4 a2 \; K% ]4 i
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
" I7 ]  y* b1 S# u! E  }路人警官Clarky上场。
3 `/ `7 D+ F- x. k3 NClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.. `8 L; N: \3 Z" O* H' \
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
2 p9 r% d( s) S0 P- @得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
3 y1 ?( r: Z9 y9 }2 ^Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?/ h/ R: Y6 j0 Y6 N* \, E
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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/ H! q5 z2 K/ v: j墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。$ ]6 D5 ~9 B0 p5 g
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
2 _1 H. I5 `2 }8 gHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
+ `3 A$ z5 I4 `% NWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。); c$ r+ u# a5 j0 t" n
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! Q$ s: B/ K- Z7 X河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
% S$ ^+ e* B8 G) ?% {Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
3 ]1 h/ Z" G/ yBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…( \$ ~) k2 U- v9 s
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)+ q' G" `# u. r- n
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
+ k' \# a  u1 t4 L8 BHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
& ]9 i: _, U8 L! n后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。0 g/ g# Z0 \( Q# M$ }4 Q
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。). A1 q  h, O" y  y/ `- r
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* A- b% D: B+ v1 r! g4 ]( ^警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
. `  w7 k7 q+ Q3 h% @Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
( m# J8 z2 @  o) W' b  q话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
6 _' @: ?$ D5 r  G& ^Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)1 L6 Q8 v6 l( Z5 f- u& x% r
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)6 `2 P% h0 M) x+ A
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)% V! j$ b4 a6 t1 j. k$ R) b
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
" p  k8 h; q8 `Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)( m: O: w7 O0 k% ?+ _4 C" B( q# n
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
% g! d0 C. i. b; THolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)( J( O( c' s! K
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
1 J0 h0 g2 {3 H7 @, W7 [( HMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)( d3 s% i8 a5 M( D- Y& B2 a: y
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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