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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay4 _2 L2 o! r% j
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。! q* Z' ]: S" ?( `# |8 `
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。); E5 Y& S' Y1 @
Holmes: I just picked it up.
0 T8 w$ d3 o2 x  F$ w6 }# G- ~Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)( U. j* m6 a: t" r3 G2 I
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.9 @5 J7 a0 Z4 z8 t9 N
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
! t% |, B6 Z: u* j! d5 n; F- ]Holmes: You did.
, x! G( F! J& x( D5 O0 S  h( q: n" u(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
2 U$ k$ k+ ~0 Z1 u. f) g. [Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.! X* q6 l4 `3 k6 O6 h: {/ P
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$ H  g/ Q* B2 P1 x& P宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
" q. s) T& h  M# N/ LWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
; J4 q; [* C2 iHolmes: Granted.# i) r& z9 w8 V: H# n# \3 X3 D! A
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。1 a- h1 R" W5 J* E6 k
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。% h6 S4 J2 L% @& s3 P' {# M# p
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  a. |, N8 r5 S/ D1 V! J* ?  wWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。$ h+ t" g3 d# E) v- T
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)2 L# K" Z* C2 P0 A
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1 A, p" K& K, ]Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。( z6 k% \: J* H3 a
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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' f( P' l2 l# tIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes& G3 @+ a) P) H; V
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)/ \! L! S; c0 j& c. u% M
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
2 O% G+ J" o3 C5 \, }Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
$ t8 V3 Y. ~$ `8 Z2 B/ y# rIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.9 ~8 o+ C4 u2 K; k0 d  H/ |; l
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4 B6 r5 n+ }$ B8 w* RIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
5 D* I4 r! ^/ B2 ]' d& WHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)6 _" [0 {) r5 h7 o
Watson: Get that out of my face.
" d6 Y) Q, q/ |- UHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
2 A1 e* L0 w( M8 J8 e. d5 Z0 X( p  xWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.2 `% o9 ]- v4 q2 L( C+ u
路人警官Clarky上场。5 I3 K! ?) p+ e; k9 Y" U  H- @
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.2 p% O$ D  I( F# g
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
$ k# q, A- K" i! E得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
+ J8 K: i8 t$ J% O1 l. LWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
  D8 F* M6 R9 |0 Q% F9 ]) pHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
; F8 p1 H4 Z* f4 F" {4 c9 n+ UWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
) K- Q" w1 v. i+ iHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.8 @: {  r/ l; e- P( x: ?& j9 z
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)! J2 f2 q4 o+ |# u; X
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
6 L5 g/ d8 N: r* f2 M2 C& u  zHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)- @) o4 Q# |1 k! ]( o# `  E" N  l( c. L! _
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
4 j0 Q: e- M! t$ I  nWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
! o! X: o  X4 g0 A$ a死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
2 L# a9 |1 \+ O( h: c6 X+ DHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)1 W: g3 R; D$ n8 W
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
. U' N% r( s2 n1 eHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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6 B, N5 v* b% L/ z警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。! h# p( d9 l: p3 [: p; N+ Q* ?
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.. ~' Y2 p3 i* h% ~
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+ ]* O0 @7 ]8 G! P! O接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
1 l) ]; ]' e1 G+ L- |话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。* P9 l# \/ f0 n: Q1 m
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
' I' B# F7 f" O( [. RWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)* V# [4 N/ ~( v6 G  J+ v  `* Q6 R
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
9 @( w( ]3 G5 `$ C% f; a- NMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?9 [+ I9 a5 Y7 M( ]* ]* a
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
: F; A, W2 ?7 |' v. OHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)+ ]3 R4 _" O% F0 A$ U* I. g
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
6 g% j, z: d5 j+ r5 _5 P0 q& YHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)9 N) P5 I$ O6 d- p
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。): X' |/ W; b& o
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
* d* a1 _  z9 C1 U0 U+ @& o- XWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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