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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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  t( y$ }0 O7 K2 p" i& _影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
; ?$ [" Y, ]1 LWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)( g9 X# o' Q% S. Z# k
Holmes: I just picked it up.. L, ^6 x3 b% C+ k: Q6 p
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。); U2 {- s2 Z  j  L3 I
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
" A6 H: Y5 q' J& H% wWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)" ^/ u- x% Z5 \  L
Holmes: You did.3 D) a4 m- R& a1 w( N4 o4 c& z
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)$ |3 o* {  J8 U* b
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.8 U& \/ p! n4 J1 }
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: B: q8 }% O; r* q( v' ?& J  [9 y宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
; a7 |" j! G; ]% Y1 @  V* _Watson: Permission to enter the armory.6 s1 {( `4 i5 n* O7 T( W# j
Holmes: Granted.: t9 C, J) x3 y( U
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。/ v$ w+ J# O) {5 T# `
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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$ E% ~; X" r, X+ R. M拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
  o8 V1 z  L' Y- b% M+ E/ GWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。): k. h% H. y' ?
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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( A6 Z0 t3 n. D1 h0 @6 r& t5 RBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。: d! \2 ~. `) d/ R2 Y5 s
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
9 r( K' L0 ?1 l: g4 pIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措), L/ }1 G7 @, L) R
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
% ^) V2 k1 t, y( g" NHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)5 \# _. b( }  X
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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+ J- @! g" }# p# `5 R( ~- C1 V3 Q$ uIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。- X9 w; O4 q2 ?* t/ C. i$ U$ v: r
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
: u: J3 V6 z( I/ n( ?8 MWatson: Get that out of my face.
) E: ^$ \$ ~2 C% d; jHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
( {1 j+ X6 ?% x0 b; n, f# hWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.4 c- ~7 s4 s0 d4 k# ]3 z( T4 Z! |
路人警官Clarky上场。
3 G* ?7 A0 s' c! a6 F1 JClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.6 F" f' x' l3 m+ ?; y
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
* U- n1 V6 \6 v1 z" j得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。# p0 R( Y# Q3 Y$ ?
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?2 c! d8 D$ `3 \- b9 V  |
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.8 q+ G7 h0 o$ z" P! J' n  q
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/ j/ L  h* r! @% D9 F+ i, Z- L墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
: ?. K) {! y$ @4 ZWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
* S" H( x* M5 c+ h' t' I% @Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
9 M; a  `$ P7 E9 z4 X1 TWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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. [6 B' e& n0 N6 o河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
1 M* ^! f, h2 ]Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)# s& @3 L( x2 a: K3 G) j$ Y" @
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
  q. @& r- V- C' j+ j9 Z; sWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
6 s+ j- D- ^) @, t( f死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
! ?; m: R  [% Q( ]$ t! k7 r" ~Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
+ F* X7 R& w2 h, j( p  g) E! t% F后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
2 g, f* X% j- Z- g- a4 n. HHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。& ~, A9 _' d# U; H) Q1 |
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。7 M' B8 E: ?4 N3 D# }& k
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
- R2 i" U- }- l7 E& JHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
: R6 T0 O3 v5 T' KWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)4 y. o2 ~/ O2 N- s, a" H2 H: h
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)% ]( E; l, P+ L( k
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
/ @" f7 L9 S* E3 uWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。). ?" y- w4 u% W
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)" p: M9 p1 a" ^- k3 i9 C
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
9 t0 F* ~6 V+ O$ [$ x  y) o! xHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
4 r  @! S4 \. g# EWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)1 t6 t5 }- B+ y, J" M8 q
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
+ S) |& t3 t$ t5 AWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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