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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 0 t) @5 Q9 x3 e4 A z1 W, r) z- u
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
8 j& |, f) \2 w( g9 jHolmes: I just picked it up.
9 |- Z3 y ^9 N: L1 ^+ |% aWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
) T$ j+ f3 W$ K9 l. THolmes: Knew I forgot something.
6 _/ H! E5 [3 r8 f. ?4 S }Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
7 Y% s5 P% ~; z% r. G5 J% o/ HHolmes: You did.
1 x& Q( M! ~/ g k& F(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
' c. \* Y" \; D6 R D4 wHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
5 Y* [1 j: g6 Z8 l2 J+ JWatson: Permission to enter the armory.) ^( U0 P8 O8 l2 e. E) u& [
Holmes: Granted.6 J5 Q5 e$ {. o8 a) U* `
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% d4 c- C9 P" {8 }晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 8 t% r( L6 l, @8 {6 H9 ?
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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" l- {0 V7 a9 k. G! j8 o! z- `5 R4 d拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 4 H+ y" s( z& e& c9 {
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7 f) @ v: p' @& I. n& ~Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
2 v6 L! Q( g2 ^* z1 K0 IWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 $ G! n/ C- v1 o9 u' C+ j" p. Q
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 * w: i7 _3 r/ r
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
5 ^- g0 w" O# w4 i0 T, z7 n1 bIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
1 M, A9 P$ l8 N. b8 w# gHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) & |! M, z- h, [; ?! t1 q& k
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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' m9 X0 }# k# b6 MIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
8 X S4 O6 e/ P; H1 {0 |Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) : P: V$ [4 _9 B" p
Watson: Get that out of my face.; P& y, } @4 Q1 @
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
$ K% H4 `# n6 A mWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.$ `1 F& M* t2 H* ` w
路人警官 Clarky上场。 * z$ F! S j8 T3 e F
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.4 z4 c. |) E' G0 L+ }% B( ^
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) 7 i* H/ N# h1 I% f. _7 V6 ?0 o
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 : S+ g- {6 u3 Y: O' s
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?8 v, A% l' f% c8 O* m
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。)
2 |, H b" e4 I3 p) @Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.2 v3 I2 m7 C) Q4 Q* f+ {
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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3 u1 D1 W* {( V/ y河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
% I H4 M9 P, Q% WHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
2 q( C2 `3 r/ K) XBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…6 ~* x" l+ N7 d5 t! I4 _
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) 9 @$ n) n: w. K2 q+ Z0 _# ?
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
9 P$ O) Q% t' o2 O6 ^/ N( [Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
+ D0 C5 }# i O, j4 v% Z% j后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
$ L8 F7 @& K- o* J) VHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) 9 a1 j0 q ]3 ]4 H( I$ ~& E5 y
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Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.: n/ F6 F* k0 U# E
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: s, K' W) n9 G# u8 J话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
+ |) S; g& Z* e; s; a9 @Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
' _! E8 R7 c( z) NWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) 2 }5 c: v% I" @! C: S7 u
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
% i! E! P$ s" v- kMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
) A* E: t5 X8 ?0 x; q) iWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) . N2 `* x( X: r8 y8 N
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) : f0 g; K9 q0 u
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) ( s; z2 a3 V6 S/ t1 F
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
2 U- \6 g" u9 F( v+ Y1 kWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
7 g: V1 c0 ~& L. mMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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