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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay, ~) O4 m" F3 Y. A, E$ _
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" Y" g' y3 V' d4 M2 C/ F* Q影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。8 c0 h- W  @4 C
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)0 n- o8 W7 E  g% I) R/ h
Holmes: I just picked it up.' |; T3 [& g6 T- ^
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)5 S' w' h! e+ Y5 ?4 F. f
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
$ }. r% c" l; E5 l0 n8 {, u/ _$ MWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
, }8 z: ~8 P) D! r: KHolmes: You did.3 p6 k& W+ |* w1 B6 S- u
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
8 o% ?/ V4 y. C5 DHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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- F6 R, ~; Z$ D5 L- ?( e宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
# k' \* X6 i  z: \0 ]% sWatson: Permission to enter the armory.& ?7 U! n2 z) H5 ^
Holmes: Granted.3 y3 Y+ s) j# B& W$ x( K2 }
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$ N/ {& N' ]. t% N1 F9 [1 X6 |晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
  O) D# S* m. u! ~6 Y/ eWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
2 H/ Z. _9 x6 p* b9 rWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)  Z" A) `! A" m6 i& m5 Z
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! E# |2 k0 ~# z' L+ Y3 vHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。! `9 p# @2 h% N% I
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes6 k' |& T0 J; @6 l4 P- w
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)) n% P# `9 u/ \/ C
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
0 R) ?0 _4 o% D3 C# D3 r, s: J2 w& tHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。): [' w  Q: j. J
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.: b; T  c; a+ E
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
( r( r2 y1 m1 j3 I8 ZHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
1 T! [. g/ P: {/ ^. HWatson: Get that out of my face.4 S' x" T7 }, @+ A1 [8 a* z- O1 A
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.- S; @) w: I. G
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.- v5 E  v& I+ X% \0 y' `! N% b
路人警官Clarky上场。
) Q: a0 v7 ]3 HClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
7 X: ^8 ^; E: Y  O1 a( tHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
" D* v  M1 i) J; F8 ]- c得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。# {. |% P+ N- M1 Y( L8 H: ]$ m. B
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?" S+ b7 }* V/ }; ~- Q& l
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。5 \* a2 X2 _. f5 p
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)2 L+ l7 ]% N7 j$ T1 I/ {
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
1 T' a( Z; I% P" M; B$ A5 \Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。7 Q+ ~+ C7 c. q2 P" \* v
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
. s8 U- V4 j; h! s+ N0 H% _- KBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
3 |' j, P  _- G8 z9 t* G1 e$ XWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。); B( m! B2 i3 ?
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene- p) E0 v5 @8 S1 g2 K( o
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
( o0 F  I0 ?8 L2 ^后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。  k! z- q  i/ V' ^
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。. Q8 E# f$ T, c- Z
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
0 P! M7 Y4 h/ d3 J. [- E话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
6 n) I" h5 X+ s9 q6 X) A, Q  `Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
4 r! n; W! _  UWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
6 g; C( u' u* _. @Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
$ k6 y1 X0 M' aMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
5 r: L5 U2 v5 AWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)2 |% ~. V4 e+ u9 x7 f' R. `0 v7 o
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
  z% S( I% c( ^% k% x4 r0 fWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
% G; w3 @+ F0 r! SHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
1 T$ A6 `, Z2 m) D1 C! kWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
5 k4 H8 t6 ]8 I8 F* aMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
. H# G) f! o7 g! R8 C7 M8 j" MWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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