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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay, j1 `6 A: T, }& U" F& y
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7 l0 z) P: C3 _) V  K$ `影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
' ^9 j: l1 P4 x5 [4 Z$ v3 I  ?) Z/ Z$ MWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。); g1 |) e' I9 p7 h) T/ O: O
Holmes: I just picked it up./ B3 M' `' \! u& e6 A
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
2 M- M) u8 D+ t1 sHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
- ~5 t9 g! d+ s! kWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)) q2 o* {: n" J* V. |+ S, ?9 s4 Y1 X
Holmes: You did.
6 x* e( J2 a' L/ Q) k(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)- w$ o7 B2 ~8 u* z$ K
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.5 m3 r* v& Q7 {. B4 {* Y( b
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/ Z+ v+ t* O+ T4 c, x+ S' B$ W) s宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
; ?3 p/ W1 o# v( EWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
$ B/ A) x4 c  ]8 ^0 @Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
' t! ~% A, c8 }% A2 M# ^Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)2 j6 ~! r/ F1 T
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。) p; |; b4 _- T. s3 X, L
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。( ]+ d0 `4 C( Y6 G/ r- s- _+ b: [
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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, b+ R; N  ^; m* h/ eIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes. `. \$ t0 \$ u0 }2 u+ b! k
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)& H* A- s5 g* v, }
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
6 k; E- ]- U5 |7 K- x9 |7 u; U% XHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)+ z8 a/ Y  k' z0 |, a8 A  ]
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.8 |( K' K. t- n
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。0 y9 ?3 a: @3 n6 s
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
! h9 a$ b3 S# \% ZWatson: Get that out of my face.
+ y% a' @0 h' WHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.; k9 f- n0 s2 q; m4 q* t
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
* K; Q6 o# s7 ^! h. o' Q路人警官Clarky上场。
! g5 ^$ x( y. H8 k  X# A- d3 f, P: u1 @Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.4 ^$ {) s/ `& C7 K
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
8 g+ l" Z. N0 j4 {6 D得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。3 g; g# N0 |  W0 m0 R! ~
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?$ W7 ^/ A7 w6 [/ ]0 I7 V0 J9 Y" v4 V
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not./ u4 a) y8 ~0 ?& P4 }& H/ F: J3 Z5 _
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  I' N2 A& v3 c! @墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。7 b5 Z3 D4 Z+ }* ~# w! w
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
+ j$ H. H+ Q  a& ZHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.; l. p3 y* W9 t/ L8 u9 b
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)5 c  f# Y2 F2 |1 f( z4 X" {
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
3 A# P: M/ I% wHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
1 Q9 O: J, M; N+ I4 y1 ?5 _Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
/ V1 k; C& J2 ?7 d5 m8 |2 gWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)( |3 ?$ B# t4 y8 X- u- |
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
7 c  H! m% l, Z" N  V" EHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)3 N: A; G3 L$ v9 m1 q0 k4 S0 g
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
3 c, k3 S& o7 Q& V/ vHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)& g( |% Q* j2 @4 C" e
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。/ S4 A% C1 k/ l+ z
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.' w% ~# |. u5 C
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
$ q2 v: \/ |5 o# Q  q7 i) Q话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。4 u' U6 a' ^. D4 l
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
9 H4 w; z/ X7 [1 X& z1 KWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
3 X1 |. d: g$ p; j* ^; EHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。): t7 ]3 x- l* G0 ], r
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?$ }* t" M7 z, \0 r# l8 j
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
/ k3 S' Y- `7 E. j, JHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)3 [/ F( _; ?7 b& D
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)& d% t& y; v. s% W- `% p
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
0 L( h+ l; \" A! r7 Y" z/ FWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)8 M* @6 j% A9 z' x
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
, J4 M8 u3 k2 V4 {- J4 c+ \7 T9 ?+ dWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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$ [* A3 H  ^/ q  F/ @  Z总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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