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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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( a$ C3 A1 X# l2 m. H  H; _, {影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。, ~4 a7 R" ]( b3 ~' s" [
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
2 f4 b, g2 H. g. R* s% Y3 C/ w$ EHolmes: I just picked it up." S8 r% `$ L3 n
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
  C1 `1 |8 G- A6 x3 X  x( U1 N7 uHolmes: Knew I forgot something.8 G+ k5 K! a0 _6 g# B4 ^6 E& R6 x  C
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
+ \4 `! [; t3 u" M' v/ [Holmes: You did.7 h3 @# R* ^) j/ K5 l% Q
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
7 X1 D4 Q7 @' h! pHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all., `* h1 d' E2 a$ o' S3 f3 t4 q
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0 X7 @; f5 g! n) ]1 `; t" t8 T宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
* L4 O2 D+ X* h) k4 l8 Z$ w8 m0 dWatson: Permission to enter the armory./ ]9 v5 c; {6 ~& Q, e" A
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。8 u5 N! a: D4 ^: F  l. S
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)) b4 l; x6 C9 Q5 U
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。( W: ~( a2 u6 e  v
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
" G( N0 K9 ]7 |Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。' l: `# K$ h, y' n" L) r. ?
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% x- q+ p2 G* X: N# J0 ]Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
- R" M. U) V' o& Y" UIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
" D! X1 e  N* e9 L4 g- ?Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
; f  X' R9 M3 }3 h+ ZHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)) u; A* O- _' L! H$ |, f
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.2 ?$ X  T/ G) i% t
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5 q& b5 }- f9 Q) T* j2 }% OIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
2 N5 x3 g  K0 ~' L( L8 o2 LHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。). J( n7 l- h' e% n7 |  Y- ?
Watson: Get that out of my face.
" h1 C8 ?  m9 A0 x, Z$ S/ bHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
* @7 [' ?/ w+ t5 N& VWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.  Y, v" c3 q/ E) G1 a3 Y9 E: y! j
路人警官Clarky上场。" c) O/ x5 p# b: n% k$ ~
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once./ B$ s0 {" t5 z% J
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
0 v* }2 A: V! M+ V4 O得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。- l; ~2 ]3 X9 t+ g( U$ @, G# n1 i
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?" w+ L% W) V9 s1 q* Y
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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) ?9 b3 V+ h  z8 g0 h" O( L. b墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
) B& s  ~" d1 z1 e0 l7 rWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)& u  E$ z$ {: l! ~
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
0 e0 H' ]1 S# i& |! WHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
" N+ P/ \9 @  P# l( n2 ]Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…3 E" z7 n0 Z" Y8 Y* m
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
; M; m5 G/ N: G9 d" L/ h2 M死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
* H" s7 M; G  Z% x$ {" Y# P% hHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。). E4 }; t( B1 a0 N3 J% C: X
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。; R  Q6 O) Q- v* b$ y
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
$ K* _' V6 B+ b7 M/ o& [0 U* iLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing." h+ ~0 ^, Z5 V9 _0 w/ b9 k
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。$ @- q0 d6 B: e7 q1 T
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
2 N1 B& v, q$ P  t3 y0 {. c) y$ t6 J; BHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
5 V& C; Z1 t7 K( m2 H! w, `0 iWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)" W8 s. P4 I. z# `0 Q$ i
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。): x! C2 E: X: W; B
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?5 B7 _( t  I0 @/ W6 p
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
! o% O6 R$ P. A( PHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
! B+ i) |* z. b/ P* d% vWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)+ w8 h7 W' j  D2 @: o3 R/ h: Q
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)/ e) d  U* j7 @* C
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
/ T* E6 c( k  M, ?( V  qMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)$ L; ]  r' R# s/ m
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)% z( d7 r0 }1 P3 _; W
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7 b/ p) Z5 P3 {( X; R0 e总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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