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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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; c7 Q: J1 e0 f( h! f5 I影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
, s* A, j' ^/ PWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
# A) X1 M4 M, G6 N* dHolmes: I just picked it up.4 x5 |6 S+ z3 T3 y
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)$ t; V% H8 _& a- `: H9 @5 C# R; b
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
. d  P' A- F& H$ B: ^' s+ O1 E  eWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
( J5 @$ Y. w5 T+ R) fHolmes: You did.) r% Y* p* `) g) N" U8 c
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
* Q( h, R" Y( X+ J" OHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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: M2 x' d* z( B  B0 h宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
9 c4 G, H9 O( JWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
7 A! K2 U4 V" B( O$ w- u) ^" l+ lHolmes: Granted.5 V: F$ R$ z2 h0 P5 A; I
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) E$ F$ M3 ?- Y$ l/ {8 y晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
6 L3 N1 s1 ]/ q0 h$ I: tWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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: S. y# L  z- o9 }% @) w3 K6 [; H拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。$ w- I( g) q/ F3 _- Y
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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0 w7 L3 `8 I; xHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。. V0 f* ]: b+ y! O, W( x/ Y# F
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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$ e" M  Z3 N. k5 Z0 DIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes! h* s% @1 k0 f0 A3 A5 u" ]
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)& j7 G: a$ I! p
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?2 g9 f5 [2 b; y# A! m- W! p
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)! Q8 k! i' e1 k+ a1 M" [) A
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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0 g  U# O- u; x! P3 y4 `9 tIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
! a$ w; j, t' D" L  p7 FHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)) p( Y/ a# e% a
Watson: Get that out of my face.' D4 |: Z6 j& T9 s4 e
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
+ P* H, \7 @4 p& ~) i% z" HWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.( }6 Z; T( M0 x* [+ {: P
路人警官Clarky上场。
% S9 H8 Q2 z% N" u# H6 d: LClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
$ ^* b: ~' S+ f# S5 Z1 S  MHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)) I9 j8 i2 z8 @" I. O
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。: ?3 @6 z  d% E7 l4 r! ?
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?  U3 U1 `  L8 W
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.0 Z9 H2 D7 M; ^/ y
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( G4 r* q' q8 j+ c! N- a墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。0 X9 n0 Q/ N7 [4 A0 A; N' E* [2 P* r
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
' Z. g  i2 m* ZHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
  u6 |& f7 d: [% DWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)4 D' m! x  x/ [
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. {& Z! n5 m2 T# |河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
; A% ?: p! \9 ?$ eHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
2 x+ t/ Z: |% Y5 @7 Y" EBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…4 K4 _( F8 V. |/ y' @
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)& T8 [: F9 H# F; t
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
3 |' T. G/ K; @3 D7 ~* uHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)* i, _8 c4 f0 M
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。8 c- N# N1 s* U: y4 }2 D8 s# }; ~
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。# `6 R/ M. j, H- K! |& f8 U9 R
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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) _1 [. t1 e# E; {接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
, p' ]  Z: a3 m- ]: ~0 g( l话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
3 e% Z  j5 ^6 ^Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
4 f$ L0 i# ~  Y  r: {" ~Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
9 Z$ v. s1 X4 cHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)3 a' V8 m- P9 L/ H& X$ c
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
" H4 w! Z9 c9 }3 jWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
2 ?0 r0 T) x$ |: kHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)6 V2 h) t9 y. y! E! N$ O/ P
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)( `3 s- m; S3 D5 ?+ X
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)7 n5 \5 M( X9 j/ I6 P, j
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)  F+ l: p0 U9 m* g4 s0 E2 g5 J
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)0 i* O+ ?3 a' ~  |; z  s8 Z1 P
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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