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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay: H4 g. k; g/ b! R1 y
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。* t+ p) X3 H. v* y2 u  \5 _- ~" c
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
( T* ^5 I3 U" sHolmes: I just picked it up.: L7 n4 p- x0 @! G& Z& E' X
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
3 N4 z! ]/ y1 c5 s. k( GHolmes: Knew I forgot something.  U$ `* u5 `# ~$ q/ `  y: H
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
1 m" I4 y2 [2 X! f6 _Holmes: You did.6 M1 f1 z" M, T. i
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。): s+ `- E5 n4 b6 I3 _: j, M! s
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.1 V3 d7 q/ L6 e9 f# K8 C
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。0 \4 N7 g$ x1 {' \5 F
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
2 v* n% C' P+ P0 LHolmes: Granted.# O  @0 K% W1 ?3 x$ g# H0 A
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0 _  \$ T8 d$ c3 `晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
7 P+ s" a6 h. f2 xWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
* h( \9 x) G2 l9 y. k! j6 HWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)# f  M; D/ s3 q3 J2 O
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: \) d1 ?. j( T6 m# F8 ?' s8 p7 |Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。! Q9 A* o9 V) ^1 S" h
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2 n+ L0 \5 P3 e( [Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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8 D' m' v) X& pIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes2 T$ a' b7 _! `4 \7 E5 B4 U3 S
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)0 E8 y5 U, W! V+ e6 q. v) v
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?6 R. U; `6 K! d
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)/ H  b  [0 }2 y
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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7 {: G. A0 @( wIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。5 q; @1 M3 T% l1 x4 R4 O
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
' G, k/ x9 A% D3 W1 fWatson: Get that out of my face.
9 F5 \$ F. p, U9 i0 Y# `& `9 Z& }+ NHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand./ S" o6 n8 B# w$ z1 T
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.* \4 ~5 L/ s' P0 b6 `1 ]
路人警官Clarky上场。
: ]% j% A) l- C6 Z2 c$ BClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.1 R. S* ^: g& L8 \2 A: R+ t
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)1 s, e9 M+ l5 V
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。, M( X' {' N1 f" L" |3 j& a
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?' M8 c# f; \+ F  k
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.( q! @5 N, h# b! |" N
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( ^% O; k4 O+ l6 d: ^: ]墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
: J# \9 T( B3 d3 R# YWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
  b6 ]8 i; Y# G& zHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.8 Q( ]9 a" C  Y+ Z5 B0 H+ }/ H
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)+ Y9 r/ f6 r5 L' v5 X0 U
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
. A% L" k  W' p6 R1 a4 lBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…  k9 K: o' v2 l4 @' [6 C' i
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
% E! z% \$ V$ Y- ]( w6 X死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
# X7 B: j- l3 [% x( H+ VHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
6 T% w1 ^$ h, X( Y+ T6 S. z( B. Q后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
+ _# q" z  Q2 ^: ^/ ~  U3 S0 vHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)' O3 f' u- c5 a: F0 y7 O0 F7 t
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) o+ T! ]8 ?6 a2 ]警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。0 X5 E! I0 H/ L/ H9 i+ K
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing." B, c: T4 C% ^% T: x6 O, y' P
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  I8 I, ]& c! a0 Q+ D1 b3 E7 j接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
" Y0 }3 ^: ^& t" U话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
' v$ o& }6 [: [% _, s3 CHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
) |% N+ ^- H5 A' [Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)  O( F6 q7 s8 J+ h7 |
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)) S- Y" p" \/ w* [2 ]
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
3 s% e) I* ]; B# C  L) yWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)' f  p7 t; h& \9 g+ M
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)' I; I, H; j: @! k5 r
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
7 Z8 Y* [' |- G5 m* qHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)  a8 _* U2 Y( U5 p
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
' C' ?; B! F$ f4 b5 `( bMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)0 T2 d% ~* @8 P% C+ c4 Q: N  {
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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