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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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5 Y( `" b3 k9 O' w影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。' C4 N0 |  A- T; L% w2 H: p* U
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
3 \  `: q/ ~6 W8 Y  U( i: y; t- x5 BHolmes: I just picked it up.
- z/ Z; H1 Y* C3 l2 q; vWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。); H# b4 y; W% S( Q/ {7 `
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
! Z# E. N% O& eWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)! t+ |0 i# y- Q
Holmes: You did.
4 i) U. m7 O! I(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
& n) X9 x: D! c, k- D" sHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.7 j. A5 e, Z- U$ b/ [7 O- _
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& Z) P& e1 J  m宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。$ Q. ]# `' ^* k% s0 x& P. f
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
& a& u! T1 P: R# DHolmes: Granted.. ~- Q4 m6 ^! Q/ Z9 S
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
# {# a+ s2 h& }/ U5 d; _Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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5 h+ q. E( u8 z* C  w4 f* W% ?拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。- ?! c  b1 X1 l' r0 F: o' M
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
* ^, K7 r6 Q" v  M$ @8 v$ f' zWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)# k! E& c$ Y( |6 Z9 D4 e4 H
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# l3 R& a9 m* M3 Y0 }' ?  fHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。) w$ |2 j* E' @  b* |' l; ~) t; m
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  \% x& }/ s0 x) G3 wBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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. w- b- w+ T1 q! {7 j1 HIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
5 d0 V5 b, \% E% j# hIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
: ^9 R, H1 Z/ I' U, ^9 ?1 yIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
4 b+ F9 L. W" U* eHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
9 d- A2 W4 @* B; X7 w1 GIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.) p  G6 f7 m% C5 K, ~
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6 _1 g- _( S& i: Y, WIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
2 V& T9 o2 @% A7 c' _, WHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
5 b- h2 P2 [! n# o1 HWatson: Get that out of my face.
7 |; |; s8 X9 M- Z  ?Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
3 J0 J# {5 i- V- @; k3 f7 BWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
4 D: l& ^+ [5 Z# S* _+ G路人警官Clarky上场。
  D- K- H/ Q# ~4 TClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
, Q; A% ~; ~+ @; ^$ QHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)$ }1 o$ b( S7 ?+ {& o, w5 N
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。- R% K) V# D; n1 J$ v* D: r- q6 \
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?" K% P) M1 N5 M+ [" k3 O9 ]
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.- a8 b3 h) I6 g
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  p/ D: a) |* B6 f/ B! u- g墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。) ~- i4 G: X# K8 K# N3 X' b
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
' Q* }8 X+ v8 m0 _+ W- xHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
2 v- p; X. T* p7 @- u+ ~  a% E3 N3 lWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。); @6 C  f2 I/ |) ]% }: y. w$ u
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
0 A3 h1 F, L# z8 P" NHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
1 i/ T+ _: S, m  e5 NBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…6 K! M7 l+ C9 ?  M# O
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
' c4 c0 X5 c; L. w; a死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
/ K* i& R1 g" O3 y+ sHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)  X$ i: ~* O+ T0 X/ ]! P' N
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。! _- N( w: J( B
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)! Q0 L9 J$ R. l
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# y% V1 v) F' _2 A$ ]8 E) j警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
) S& `; h* |0 e8 @  C; hLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.1 P& z3 a* d8 B) A) z. A. E
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1 n9 R  e4 z3 f! T) t5 c4 s' X4 {7 Y9 B接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
5 y1 @) B0 r7 N5 Y) i5 L- p7 g/ D% M话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。) {, s3 W: l2 s' B: Q+ L2 h3 G5 w& A& P
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
3 J) j* F! A/ l( S% ~Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)# h1 d6 D( m5 B) J9 x. A; t
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
" y# W  d0 W1 S' {1 r! ?Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
" }3 h0 E; K+ x* Q5 JWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)) f4 y  L. n% [, ~) E$ B8 d
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)6 s( R8 C  T! \: |8 I" W& @
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)2 M( q7 @" g7 _: R1 N5 v
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
  |0 T' q" u0 H" a& }. a+ z* g1 g  kWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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+ e" r6 @) B: s0 X总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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