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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay# R: Q" _3 _+ G/ B
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- a, D( y% Q% K5 c6 B* `) Z0 s影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。! Y: {9 O- [4 n9 H$ @
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)% U* R& ?% I8 ]9 ]* A' A
Holmes: I just picked it up.
9 f" z& C1 f4 FWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。). l2 C* p4 |8 m: }2 }4 h
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
4 g: B: L8 Y4 O6 Y* s' FWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
: m9 r' Y! q2 GHolmes: You did.1 Q$ m" m. q/ N% q
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
% ~/ ^5 v' A2 H6 n  M5 uHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
% M% y1 C6 A7 }5 i/ `Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
* ]* T+ T2 G0 R6 Z- u: I4 J7 ^! MHolmes: Granted.3 P+ W/ \/ n5 `6 ?4 |  Q( _/ b
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
1 J' Z% K( x7 G+ R% ?Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。# `' R5 N% _: r2 K9 M0 Y
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
2 Q* H9 g5 d9 Y& p. FWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。): U5 A1 \8 s  l1 Y: y; u, x* ~
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$ ^3 S1 Z7 N* p- v. ^Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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: T( E7 o6 r5 @3 X0 ]2 Z% U' {4 vBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
! m' H/ a* ]/ Y, `2 ]7 jIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
; D: y& `0 x9 P% KIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?1 F; Z  M  }4 i; `1 b# @, r
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
# W& N' p/ i, M+ f! NIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.$ m8 a7 T; _$ o0 w, n0 z1 O) L
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' g9 y  p; h/ z/ V: wIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
( x! j+ z0 a+ h3 zHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)  h( W  F- l+ j9 J; A
Watson: Get that out of my face.
' @$ U, _0 r# @' I0 EHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand." C& a% N4 ^. z. l( W& W$ E8 ?
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.. V  O6 `9 n, u  S3 Y: D
路人警官Clarky上场。( e. Y6 @- e' y. L4 P( a9 f* E
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
. h) A6 N6 W+ u, gHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
, ^, C: c; v& ]得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。, v9 l/ }; m. V& R
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?% y7 O* d% A; H$ B! n
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
( P& W. O. G1 IWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
2 L" V9 w2 [/ V% XHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.4 f0 R5 u6 d" j* y+ F) R
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
" y5 J( l! ?3 O4 AHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)- Z% A$ V% }+ j9 k
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…0 X" V( \- t8 e( v) W4 }, ^- o
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)# ~; O) n3 k, o6 M* E3 _
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene1 a3 Q* D& c: `! ?8 g0 Y# T
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)5 [" N6 f/ C5 l6 R3 n
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
, h, s% Z9 v% \/ w6 s' xLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
6 E3 C" ^& r" r4 h话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
; ]) h- d2 ^1 {/ J( d- H% l, o& KHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
3 h  \. p9 e: {- ?0 s! j7 GWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)) U! g7 n$ M' E9 `
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)/ j3 g# L' m  i2 q
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?3 g1 g' ~% D5 R4 i8 c
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。). w7 E' v' r! I* N" J9 ?* Q1 E
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
; R; H& A0 N. d/ Y# NWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
$ s. I; h. D5 p" h! a, `  IHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
! [- |( `# b( y* v* \4 T* ]; FWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
' }  J6 s4 h( N' [8 }. YMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
% H. R7 m3 o5 T1 t! dWatsonHolmes放了下来。)4 n! S/ d4 c! i
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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