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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
3 I7 u/ i4 n) \* `5 F9 `/ q: rWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
3 E9 A- k7 ]7 Y* r" rHolmes: I just picked it up.( x8 }# ]  |1 u+ R7 `
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
. _' _& K: Z+ M3 o0 F# D: B+ k' tHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
& @0 i6 a3 ^8 B+ G  |# x3 L4 dWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。). z. {" w8 ]% h! m
Holmes: You did.) \  ]- u6 A) ~8 e/ _$ K  L: k8 y8 O
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)* `( o7 {& }7 A) p' H1 x
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.2 k7 E* |! F" ^1 R
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。$ {' w- D) H- B! U' s
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
. n) P8 _( q$ e7 H& j6 M  \Holmes: Granted.
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  ?" W1 R9 M5 v/ Z! g7 u: K晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
  i/ I' I/ K* l; Z+ PWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)# m! o! q( D: c2 q8 J$ v2 }
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4 T, [! n4 B1 C$ d7 }' o! m5 Z拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。+ n1 F, n+ @4 X. k( y2 ~% h0 Y0 S
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- J3 a* }, X" h" xWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。' }6 n! X6 L' U6 S4 M1 z6 P. `" [
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)1 m- Y$ v  |& ^* B) x
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# ^, E9 T) c. K  a  B$ |Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。6 u8 z* L. z" N( H& \" Y
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9 N6 G$ K8 J0 G' v! ZBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。" |) d2 u) R5 h
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
8 {2 V, M8 g. _3 M/ hIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)) ?$ m2 m/ `! G4 H/ B5 P" w
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?0 s3 A4 o, n" x3 w0 |
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)% `* n' y5 K3 v/ u3 L$ ~
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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( g: d9 d3 \7 J" v1 }( RIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
8 V5 s7 u9 E  h  P" z# GHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。), l: E* E! L* C0 _) D: |9 u
Watson: Get that out of my face.0 |0 U1 R+ R4 F# P- J8 C4 C
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
7 U" z, t  f6 s" o( C7 e" [3 ]Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
' d/ Q! y) l0 {+ p! I路人警官Clarky上场。
2 ]: H; c( l) j4 JClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.8 W0 A# ?4 d$ _2 T$ L- Z+ M$ N
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
7 O$ ~0 N2 v, ?! g9 L* a2 k得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
, m: Y& U3 S' d# i& Y/ {6 d4 `2 {Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?, q1 @7 F8 t. L
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.3 _/ l* a. h, _
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. a  C5 u9 w4 y! B) i墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。' r4 U0 }  \8 U1 ~; Y& J2 M
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
7 L3 [" E9 U: X% B' pHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
- _8 V* t  p6 U. J* c1 [1 _Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
' x0 i, O* V, \Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)2 e% v+ B4 e9 W) R
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…. g* Z/ q! R, M0 z7 G
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)5 p+ V8 t, s2 m' \0 p
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene& d1 N% u+ Q) @
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
' W' E2 x9 v5 l+ b+ C* D; u后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
6 j# V/ d0 d" N/ B; uHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)& d3 u" J% l( l, _0 t
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
$ \+ g$ q7 d% O6 G0 k: cLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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2 i2 r" Y( v5 I接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
$ [" G* Z# \" V7 C9 l话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
& b* p& B, B6 N5 b) D9 HHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)6 H$ E' o6 m& r5 L1 f
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
0 x$ I- }4 V1 @( U# LHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)# x* F2 P3 X2 e$ [+ K
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)+ |- \! i/ p( b% w8 Y
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
6 N- X  y" F0 {; Z+ Q7 j9 O/ _3 ^Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
0 ?% O! M& w% A) x$ B8 G- uWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)( g7 N) `9 y$ f  E  z) F
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)6 y) W  F0 o* h7 _1 n" m! X7 K
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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