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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay: P8 \6 v$ @3 y
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7 \6 \2 F- s( n" ?) z: F- A' n影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。% |0 g  {" J; Y$ C' b# S
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
1 X1 k8 ~5 T9 gHolmes: I just picked it up.
& F9 j0 K: d1 IWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
& O, P& e1 o1 R% Q& B# wHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
1 z$ w; {8 n: o! cWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
, B* |3 N9 H. ~1 ]+ ?9 |& iHolmes: You did.
1 i/ |3 V! b# _& \8 m(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)+ K* D& i2 c/ C8 x8 e4 q
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.7 h% g4 r+ C+ [% f4 v+ ^5 {# V
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6 c% n# q- a* c( X& U宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。  s3 V( ^* A/ T3 Z+ \* s: R/ z
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
! k. j$ C9 P0 S# }Holmes: Granted.1 N, X/ [* @& g/ j/ o2 f7 Q
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$ Q5 E( [3 [' v晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
9 ?' c- ^% N% e: _3 @. X3 O. JWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)* J2 n$ X* b, ?4 Q
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! {! f3 D' w3 s6 W4 F- Y6 S4 q拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
* F# b; M8 P4 w( R+ IWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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+ [% E4 r" T# q$ w/ L) DHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。9 h' _5 V; X8 y% z
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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+ y# L( k1 S1 j6 |% b' R& qIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes, \3 U! m8 O4 t7 s/ ~2 M) M
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
! @% H- n  f/ h4 v9 oIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
, K' z: _: y2 zHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
6 `6 r0 D+ b: h" H/ bIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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+ x- q. |' n+ m: A; vIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。5 v& V. N7 b$ R
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。). ~0 h* B5 P$ A( x" b& o" J$ G; @
Watson: Get that out of my face.  z+ H6 {! k8 f" x3 f
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
* E- }9 D* R0 HWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
1 Q; H: F- H  @* _# A- I4 a1 Z路人警官Clarky上场。
6 q* C4 j" P+ F8 O! a* k/ X* hClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
% ]; ~/ H  T( j0 p6 }( hHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
, A2 E1 Q+ [# o0 \0 k3 ^得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。% Y2 D/ _0 x. t/ I, v8 `
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
5 j" @& P# S! J  v' f  uHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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+ {4 z" V% P6 `+ C, a3 q墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
# I- Q, n1 |3 A/ rWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)9 j4 s  d' q' i( _8 ^
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
  T/ w: k; T9 P) @  G4 e) {Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)4 y% d$ X: l1 B+ w8 ^$ t
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
4 v$ L3 V; s0 NHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
. t* E* G& @& Q! N  vBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
7 G8 ^0 E  H8 {; fWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)( \0 P2 A5 q. j" c; R: l
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
& l5 ^0 K8 Y& z( r2 dHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
9 h$ b9 ^: ~. b" z8 a/ ^3 W' K$ `3 Y  u后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。. f* s  b8 e: ^! w
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)2 c+ a4 j  e9 z* Q
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: ?, q2 [. Q# V* L( D. a3 w) F警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。) [1 N* b- P0 @4 a
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing., s5 B  c" ^3 f' }5 H6 T
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。! f3 S' L- m! e( f) ?' V+ `! N9 D' V
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。- s$ [5 a: D6 V, Q! E5 r# f4 t1 T+ K
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)* R' [0 Q/ W; ]: V5 W
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
1 z  i/ A' `& xHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。): E* \  E0 L0 T3 ]" p  Y
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?$ w) [. R+ O7 ]- z6 ]! M
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)* ]' F2 R! h8 Z6 `" i4 n0 h
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)% T* F% l+ N& B
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
7 o% o# c# L0 VHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
% z# u% r6 l2 ~- A* F7 kWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)$ i2 R" x  p9 b3 O  T. D
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)6 a* d( b# @3 ], v2 S
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)8 H( Y7 H4 J1 A
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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