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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
# A5 I7 q, N; ~Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
4 r) Z$ q% L: MHolmes: I just picked it up.4 H( p7 v/ _$ W7 U9 N
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
: _- w% _5 q' T. Z0 B! R6 c1 {Holmes: Knew I forgot something.+ H# e! T# P- S1 D7 L
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)4 G( G1 a& R/ q  w
Holmes: You did.
  D6 q" P8 E: I7 V' e$ o; ~  p/ z7 u(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
) i: ~% J7 b6 v, I3 |0 x: f$ UHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
5 h* @2 c& y$ P; b5 ~& Q7 Y! |Watson: Permission to enter the armory." {1 l5 ?1 S2 @$ _% v- Z8 x2 S5 A, [
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
' q6 f. c( m5 d# o6 LWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)8 U! y1 i6 u' O. e
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。8 V- b/ _9 L1 E* D% c
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  ~. W3 ]- B, I' W1 U' k, l' ?6 JWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
1 g1 B3 ^3 D2 p# @0 \# p6 @& k6 b( AWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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" g' z# X0 N+ ]& _3 `5 S- ZHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。5 B3 e' y5 v6 O/ P3 ]) k' f; N( v7 e
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
7 D) u5 W' B7 A' m: tIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)2 r( `' O2 ^* i; Z
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?$ }5 d! H! e4 F$ }7 c2 H
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)- c' T. i) b% G# k' [
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.8 e- U0 z3 O4 ]/ |( |" d7 w
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。, c1 X9 o7 e. A" s$ i; U
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
/ ^  y' p( |' L( BWatson: Get that out of my face.
) P8 W7 M: d0 D* V: c0 jHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.6 F+ d  ?) {9 `- u+ w
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
1 N/ |1 l5 t. n6 J路人警官Clarky上场。
9 A8 D7 [: N! ~( KClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
$ ~7 v* R! W. M4 D1 A2 x, k0 f% NHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
# X8 C8 k  s( C得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
. f/ k& K5 R/ q4 m. G+ cWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
5 C" ?3 f1 \. \( @0 w7 C8 wHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not." [! v  E' i7 u7 O
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9 o: y1 i& M1 @9 @) v7 {  h墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。# j% ^$ }5 a" i3 M0 X8 B  N  A
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
' r; K: C. ]4 a" @: z  \Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
4 p$ `% k( F9 d/ LWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。) G1 g# |) r& ~' E$ b6 s
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
, h# {3 ?) n1 t$ IBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
+ R( z& g# x2 [7 T7 R+ v, TWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
8 N5 w0 J- V8 q: T死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene$ D( X9 e  U5 k, C8 k
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
) M- g' C8 R. ]- o! Y+ U后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
: B" U& Z, R4 I  rHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)' M6 r. @( J5 s
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。0 F# k8 W0 j5 Z, |( l/ j
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.$ L% L7 D! p  d8 s  Z6 r
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
! d: I% \# O  J( q6 k8 _话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。) S  A3 D( Z( p5 v! N9 A
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)9 M$ B- Y% }- I/ |
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)7 S1 P9 C/ ^5 k. M- t
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)6 a  y: N% e8 B; `( q! c& y
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?1 t; k6 v" c4 _) F2 d
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)7 k* r7 B9 H$ I0 _5 N/ ]
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
) g* }7 o$ v4 K( L, H3 HWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
- T9 B9 V' i# D) a3 A+ hHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。). `# ?' s$ u* k- K, A4 J
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
5 \4 W+ g* ]( D! v; ]# ^Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)* y3 Y( G2 ?" ~6 z8 S
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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( [! l4 \1 A7 z* R+ J总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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