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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。' m3 d/ T  A* Z: ^5 S+ m% \  j
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)  B8 U1 t! ?$ S4 H/ b
Holmes: I just picked it up.
& T& c8 `& ^* Q6 R5 w% uWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
. j1 ?/ I+ q+ V/ ], qHolmes: Knew I forgot something.! @; ?0 I+ L% y
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)0 ], n; d5 d6 s
Holmes: You did.
( H' _# ?. _* \* n(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)& n0 V; B5 }2 ]* i+ G
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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7 s" L  W+ Q5 S" q宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
2 l+ l1 g. s0 s. Z/ ]Watson: Permission to enter the armory.7 V$ f: K' V# W. F" m
Holmes: Granted.8 D, C) y) q- S5 S  k. d
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
6 {2 B8 N( ~- W, ^" W4 ZWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)1 d$ M% y% r0 P; a) y
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。, V6 x' x( H. {+ F& P/ D
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, f' l8 C) y- f" iWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
" y4 g. [0 [( O( }Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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1 j' v1 t2 \" {# Z9 H7 DHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。! r4 P) |; J+ O3 `
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes- t" ~# I! e! L# V6 `8 z( u+ y& x
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
. s. E. f, o6 r" x, y% {Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
3 ]( s0 E2 _  P+ e# l$ K8 PHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)+ y7 j& h( q7 g& w5 n
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.: C# W9 D+ H5 m$ U9 g1 A
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4 N+ x' k4 @2 a% T' HIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。. x# H. L  v. `' ]* }& P2 P
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)/ j" _" n5 H2 j: g/ p
Watson: Get that out of my face.
* X; I0 L2 {$ fHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
7 C$ p/ Z9 T) l0 b2 SWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
6 C# F# B8 i+ M2 A- w4 A- D! D路人警官Clarky上场。7 n5 C8 V: ?! j- ~+ A) E
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
5 [7 Q0 X: o/ c/ v* G% GHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)1 e! m0 H- o/ |3 U1 [4 h, U" w
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。2 j! b: o( x( ~  R3 G' q
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?( }1 ^7 @  t! y6 n  J) j7 y
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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9 e0 I, B6 `2 }8 |墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.  g" B1 \5 |( ~
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)$ A# v: o$ J4 f. I, a3 V& j9 d
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。4 c- j8 V' T2 Q; \+ a$ ~4 z
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)# c( p9 e. [$ A
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
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死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
. `' n, c% n- XHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
9 u4 D; O% o* [+ ?7 [+ Z后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
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. b. Z) C) J* M警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。: I5 C6 L5 c# j8 N% a4 _3 U0 p7 ]6 n
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。+ k' \( \5 i7 x  Z) q
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
* g+ R& B* o* hHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
& ^2 y# A, f: p7 q9 Z$ v4 tWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
9 t; v3 b' H/ L4 `  J' MHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)$ `0 s% O( _( j3 W/ H
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
$ K% j& z# X9 m: |; B" PHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
  c9 z  o& W1 u% XWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。). }4 G% M3 F. j3 b* K2 A1 }+ Y# I
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
3 P* b9 |6 ]& `8 |& E2 ?Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)' @3 l( T6 C' V+ A3 p/ Q
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)7 g3 o, G, i: w: N. l0 x3 M
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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5 t2 @+ f2 R. m1 A8 c7 B总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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