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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay3 U2 T$ g1 V( O6 ^% |, T
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- G- \3 c$ A/ r& D  M4 J. `0 ?0 A# T影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
2 K, M& I% d) jWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
; N3 B' D* P& g/ B% XHolmes: I just picked it up.7 P  I6 e, a3 v; T: f8 p
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)- c: r5 b- z* D. y! G$ O; a- F
Holmes: Knew I forgot something., Y7 O. ~7 |- |+ D" f6 p' c' D9 L
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
: f" v2 i% @  [/ |$ VHolmes: You did.
1 U+ P3 M- ?5 j; }( R(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
: q; m+ j( j: H$ F  EHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.1 E0 D/ v$ B# r+ K
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6 r5 y; g& L# A  Y! {宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
: y# h6 e9 c! t( Z- m" uWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
: _" p: y! j$ `7 xHolmes: Granted.( \: k& o$ K. P# `$ Q  s3 `$ X' ~
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
+ U  O! m4 S3 n# P% C% hWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)0 @, q% p7 _9 h1 U+ }6 h* ]
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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6 O& M! e2 S9 [' w% SWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
6 l9 H& k* k$ O; y0 ?' W. H+ I6 H1 EWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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1 H: R: P' u& A# d7 pHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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7 N0 y2 b( c( v! h) i  q( _Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
3 J1 S- L) u; G+ S' B4 dIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
# \, Y; r2 W2 L; D, @# tIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?4 |( P# t9 O0 _# L7 Z
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
' T+ m6 U4 \" r$ T( y+ |% HIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
+ t. ^3 G: X8 u% wHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)3 t$ E% ]0 b9 u" c* R7 N  f% _
Watson: Get that out of my face.
) D5 O' a& v7 k, G2 J$ LHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
; d: H% ~6 U+ L5 y) `Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
. W- i. D1 _& J+ U+ }! J% Q路人警官Clarky上场。- Y0 M% E# z% y; s0 ?6 y
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
  C9 B7 l  c+ m- E" j1 |  b; fHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
. W' B1 q$ O% V0 {得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
2 e* Y- a9 Z& f3 }7 s9 vWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
/ J% ]3 r, r+ i  t# g7 l+ X3 m% ?Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.: w/ U! {( H, n6 Q9 `* H+ M; c
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
# z$ d4 k, w& a" o: _6 ~Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
) f9 `: p  G" L  xHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely., B& j5 m8 F, c. ?
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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7 S/ s$ A2 W$ `$ r! u河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。% p% i* J" }9 `% R- p( v( C' E  `
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)* h) r* w8 U) {% U4 S- `
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…- g" y0 I! o$ ~- c7 i: r3 r
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)* t, X# ]/ n1 B/ V. m, j' J+ `
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene  J7 x8 G, H0 ^6 h6 S* Y
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)6 V8 x( n, a, A: \
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
3 A; t, b& ?. n8 l8 `* N( g/ tHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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2 P4 S  [, F$ U6 T6 V0 w警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
6 y% b; l6 Z( E; ]9 }4 k) lLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
! j. C( m2 v6 e4 ~5 u; k话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
& P3 R, W" @  T' e3 u  hHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
" _* e/ H& O0 S' |3 y/ ~5 }7 }' GWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
6 w/ w7 e3 `, X  m9 eHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
1 N& j4 ~% |( j- l0 gMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?( E' }1 p3 ?( `0 r& d6 O
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)9 @6 Q$ N& X, N: _. \! T6 S' \
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
- m$ T& j' {% m$ z% _& W0 a% r/ IWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
& p# G& z- x8 O/ }Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
  J% e/ ~! @! q! yWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
2 p) {% \, z* d( i9 uMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)* S5 j, d8 L+ e/ r
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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, {2 {: e4 ^' ~6 W; ^" _总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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