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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。% e7 C; y6 t- k$ F" V8 U
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
  y  V* E; y: u' P8 THolmes: I just picked it up.( ]0 {7 @3 Q' \/ x
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
% }  E: Z  {7 e% E7 N( y9 z% PHolmes: Knew I forgot something.* M7 Z/ `) R! k7 [: l4 w
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。). r, j0 G! r  l3 H" ]
Holmes: You did.: N/ R( `' _6 G+ A( ~! k  t. ?+ i
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)) r* j' i6 C- ]& A; O# O# [3 c
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
  V0 P9 _% z7 k# e# N* L: bWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
3 r/ X* L+ s0 |3 E# h) P  a& uHolmes: Granted.
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0 S) Y/ \$ {1 V" T  R晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
, F# q* d& t7 qWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)) z9 {7 [1 g6 X& n3 E# j: G( H
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0 x1 [/ E5 I+ L' r! i  m# s6 e+ D拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。& h2 X; ^4 U. [" z+ q4 M
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。9 `+ J! \$ s8 n; k' G
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1 G4 n; g9 |7 u' `  e. H: zIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
  H5 x9 u, L8 ~/ zIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)# A4 p$ ]3 w/ m2 H+ L  V4 x1 @
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?% r1 `! H8 w; U. v. ~! ~
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)! Z. b* ]% L: y* x: f" |
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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7 S& y3 u1 q. M  m9 V" SIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。1 q- a; h: z% @  V/ \
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
! O* A3 j! x/ I+ V7 l0 y9 {/ @Watson: Get that out of my face.& Z1 G$ f4 h- m, G
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.: t% Z& s( |0 G
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.2 P. {* w- i# h9 a. t
路人警官Clarky上场。6 L0 X( n1 \7 u1 S2 V6 O3 g1 m
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
: D. p6 N- a  p8 T7 Q/ a! PHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)0 C0 e/ ~, n  o- e& Z( O
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。9 h* i% o; B4 C
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
, F) ~! ^8 Z6 U5 p' ?6 DHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.) W6 P+ M% `) M
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3 `5 H5 ]/ R1 \墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。9 `- h( D. v9 h& P
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
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Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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$ u. ~/ _$ X% z3 d, I0 J河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。( j9 G( W  y9 k& c8 m' Z8 ]1 ~
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
, w- a% u" A* IBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
, g, e/ r  l, h9 o! j$ U: f/ `Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。): A# b: \: v1 h0 V. T/ C
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
6 G+ o# `8 ]# d( a# k% HHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
. @" L! a5 |$ |9 ~* o后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。' G) I( i* P' P* s, r; c4 {
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)5 b6 T3 M8 [0 G
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
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+ P) c2 {4 H. v" l$ y接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
* ~" e" E0 f# R+ t+ f话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
! L6 R" j6 P8 [1 K. dHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
. U; D2 U5 ], o6 I7 V2 B( E* wWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)' ~0 {6 ~* C" g
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
9 `0 o5 R" @& g0 Y& L( h# M* QMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
" @5 H& h* i1 [, K/ q! N0 zWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
( H, F9 T' ^9 j1 v8 B& J, V! _Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)( k+ Y% Z$ V  E4 h  B6 O
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)) F% F( W0 Z8 K4 l
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
" A( x* z4 ~! o2 kWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)' F! x# d! b- G6 Q
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)! N; D: W- c) M6 @
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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# x) M! S7 C8 j% S% B# P6 [* P总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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