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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。, g5 k) L; G* y. @' D. ~1 a# I
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)! S2 G8 b% B2 S2 p1 `/ ]
Holmes: I just picked it up.& R$ ^1 {. }+ p- \7 g& C3 j
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
, [2 y- u' B4 }% K) Q9 YHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
2 x) Q  T. M% k* EWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)- e  b. c3 l) k8 z- @1 C" O) }% U
Holmes: You did.
* o$ Z7 [* B& y$ A% S8 R! k(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)& F7 i" n& e; y
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.8 ?4 Q/ _3 M5 Z' S/ |' A
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  D, D* a# ^/ }6 \  S) k' v' `( b宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。1 w4 S( Z6 \+ v$ P* A4 F
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。  M4 s% ~2 v) C3 g" z4 p  c
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)1 I6 D2 _7 s9 J" w3 F; r: f1 c
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0 S9 u3 }8 y) Z拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
8 ]7 `2 H  h# H  B0 @2 oWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)  h, ?) {5 f; Q) o
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。2 {( A6 v( x9 ^4 B8 n
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6 S1 r, d; w* p- ABlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。' }/ M0 O# j8 `. G. u4 N' f
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
# P% O  L/ e! h, sIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
1 B; S5 A, h$ YIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?' y1 Z4 ~( Z2 `
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)* S6 w2 J6 _8 V0 ^
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope./ a# q; s" l* ~
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。1 ~6 O( q  d' ^, I1 F9 J
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
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9 W4 l' `; Y4 _8 `' Y# @/ `Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand." A, f+ I5 _3 O8 Y- M
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
9 x; x& X1 R/ x4 O2 o路人警官Clarky上场。1 E( O) \6 {8 ~% w* `
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
4 |$ B4 h4 a1 u* Y9 g' qHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)6 n1 Y" i" L" D' h3 P
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
5 O/ V$ a7 W! n2 o, xWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
# V$ Y! @2 ~& t1 o0 ?Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.3 o, l, e! @4 F. }
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5 R$ {" m+ C. T9 g8 s$ K3 v墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。2 ?# P( I; b6 l+ ~6 U4 N2 @* U' A
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)5 q2 R# L$ A" u. M) i  a
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
1 g" m$ t0 N1 B, b4 HWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。8 {1 a4 V- B9 `5 e! l: j+ T
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)2 a1 y( C$ @2 L" }. c. {
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
2 V# P$ ^4 n- O7 }1 o/ iWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)% c4 _/ H/ r4 [0 L
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene4 K5 @0 Q) p7 E2 c- Q* G0 g
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)6 f  X1 C7 d6 v/ i0 ]
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
( [+ d' L  v- `7 _5 dHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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/ f7 L3 h/ F+ a! t警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
# n0 |" y3 r1 Y0 `Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.+ t& E. Y% n$ R8 T
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
4 e% }" K. G5 ]8 |9 D话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
0 x9 a5 ?- d" ~, ~# G& gHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)  R. ~7 ~3 |% K# ~6 E( I" s
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)  f# D' a1 a6 t
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
( \. P, k7 y+ X; I2 X# P/ g  }. t/ v7 kMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?' s& E: f0 e; M: y/ b9 L
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
2 u# \, v# k" Y6 x1 P* @' OHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
& H. l0 }* b% Z7 mWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)& _, |/ ?# U! {" |8 U
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
3 I; Q2 t8 G8 KWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)/ y% Y# f( }* T' b6 b" |0 p  |- ~
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)) I' @0 M' b( x- A
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)9 ?* M0 K7 @, Z; [+ d6 t& @$ g
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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