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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。( v6 N' N, {8 P* |; U/ R
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
' b8 ?; a+ M- Y/ eHolmes: I just picked it up.2 F" k$ v' f1 k" o/ [$ e. W. o
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)& l( r6 B- E# f' F
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.: b/ {4 p& a1 x) j3 Q
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
: p& _* y$ `9 w& V9 z* fHolmes: You did.
% s" L; J# @6 d: ?; E, w, }4 N# Y& ](注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
& a7 [2 e0 `8 k3 z- {# Q3 k1 wHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。. \6 D" B3 B$ ^
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.. C) t! R( J1 }
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
; W7 V2 _$ S9 I( ^' CWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)- w. A/ G1 h3 j2 H1 \
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) ^# x5 K+ N8 C0 k2 o$ I拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。7 z9 F# W6 f1 x# e. q) ?: N1 l4 p! p, |
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。+ P  P# v+ Z9 u  p- S. ~% j/ k
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)8 u$ v3 S5 C! \/ O0 A4 y' G9 N
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$ Z2 ?4 R7 b3 q) F  e; uHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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  c8 M. p5 Z+ K1 FBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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% J& Q0 b; z! ^: }! E6 AIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
2 F' B) L( W% w7 OIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)# _: |$ c6 M  O& O$ l0 i
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?7 M  w, O+ n; q1 J3 O. M9 @( U
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)  V; E4 p/ g# n+ c
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。7 M* z& C) H0 d) V
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)- N0 ]! w, t) v
Watson: Get that out of my face.- y9 {# q' h% B
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.( g6 j; R! m5 n+ g, U; J
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
, s9 K; b6 n  B  q0 m1 O, C路人警官Clarky上场。% ?; b" f. M8 ^; b
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once." F; Q3 k6 V/ ]9 X
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)& Y  e' C* y8 k1 G7 Q+ F/ g
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
9 x! T2 n$ u9 Q+ g5 e0 y% U5 eWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
, [, u4 |1 D+ P0 u  cHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.( B1 y3 E0 l" J; g& _8 S1 L
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Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)/ @& u8 h7 I' `  I
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
7 O  S+ L( i$ B6 _: SWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。): ]' p: R2 N9 W0 u" d" v+ b
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
8 L0 _' x" K" J' i. IHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)$ |! p; O  y( u" h& c7 {  |8 C( c
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
$ L9 D" \+ f6 b) EWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)- V9 t& D4 s1 K( t
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
( C* v5 X* v1 N1 B/ J; P2 W6 ~4 ^Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
% n5 d. @% a. t+ v; W! q4 @后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
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Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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$ j4 K, }: H, K' V1 F4 t; g接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。" r) f& R' j0 O7 |; o* U
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。, f/ Y% g4 @# a$ A3 k4 }0 e
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)% f2 s  h: @& v3 F5 |
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)' ]3 V5 }; d1 C: t" A( ]" K
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
$ t+ ], g1 [' b0 O/ R2 f" ^  ?Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)! Z2 ^! p8 V4 u
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)' C( l- c7 ^  e5 |: v9 ]' ]
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。); N; o0 O! X$ m$ O, i3 E
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)0 |8 J: i+ h2 U8 E
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)& L  j! a0 P4 b" M/ u9 Q! s
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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" q$ ^3 v# O  g# M总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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