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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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! p8 @6 V+ c  F- p影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。  S* f) Q* e, j6 u2 U' ?
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)# ^5 S0 K, U& e  I: F
Holmes: I just picked it up.
$ l+ O1 `. H  S: z# w1 J  G# kWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
- k5 z, t" c- y3 t5 A8 i  o- tHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
: V- t8 ]9 S1 [$ AWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)$ D) O) f# F0 @$ C. |9 A* z. @' }: t
Holmes: You did.  L: e; T( X2 s* k2 R
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)  z* N' `, Y8 s' s2 }
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.- l& F2 W6 B1 A: l7 r: b: h
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
" q8 n8 G) t$ ?Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
- u8 z0 ]7 c. o( A% [6 x' U# uHolmes: Granted./ N- q: n4 R2 K0 F# i# c( v
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0 `  B, E; d8 v4 q- E& y晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。# k% ]; Q* w7 {  H2 C- l
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)  T( g1 T! C: a% c
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, p2 a! {+ n% C8 B$ \& j拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
3 T( S1 a3 z, }0 Q8 xWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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, v1 X' _6 r2 Y( O) \! [  z6 y$ E0 YHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。5 ~$ G% U' r* C7 X
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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" o: y2 _) S3 D( h9 LIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes; g# n+ H5 T4 V  K
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
) N: [! P: K0 f9 H. xIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
8 ?. _1 m" e2 G6 iHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)( `# \" E! f; z$ m0 b8 h8 N8 E
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。1 {9 r. `% ?' m" X2 x( ~/ g
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)# o7 ~( x: U- T/ J1 ]
Watson: Get that out of my face.  y, Q2 k* J8 U9 I5 S  G
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand." g6 I: V4 M- m2 G, d, L
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
' f1 m# V! i% a9 B' C路人警官Clarky上场。) }: e2 b$ w9 ]) p& d- ?' ~4 p, r
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.1 R" G/ Q! T0 C+ p/ _5 p
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
& `- H) y" P1 O. y8 @7 E" ?; y得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。7 ~. w, j# h5 O0 ^
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
; A- {/ R8 \( }) V( y3 S  wHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.. j8 Y- k9 d, d+ H
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。, w; [! D$ I4 \2 h
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)5 X, m5 F  Z0 z* b8 Z; n, j  y
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
# v- Z' \$ X: P7 }9 ZWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
. m1 }( a8 {5 I2 f$ h! I1 f' P. gHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)- a8 B/ ^! }: h: q1 y
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…$ C2 I( r: {. _5 O6 o3 p+ ]
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
; k3 S) u, ~" P9 w$ H死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
) F( }8 q& A# H7 V+ ]! GHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)! ^7 ?3 M9 t! G6 `, o- @
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。7 p" c: U6 D4 e0 i8 N* ?
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.- t+ e& F! o9 G$ {
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。: u" W0 C0 q8 }2 Q
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。# ]- n, o5 y: U% G8 T! v! y* ~% p: q# t3 l
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。), {  s* v& X9 T/ U5 N
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
0 b/ t3 }+ y- d4 M) g* [0 a* GHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)! _+ q, k6 e" k2 m2 j# |3 o1 `3 p6 o
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?: h5 ]% Q% P8 ^3 B, u, \! u
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)* `* Z6 g+ P- o5 U
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)4 X1 M6 U3 `; b) t" d+ I
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
( P/ Y6 w' b- P. B, }Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)* H: b' m% V0 p5 g
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
' }8 Z1 [  Y  Y8 h+ M6 p: `2 w9 ?Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。). _# [  p, R2 ]5 O( |
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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