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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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3 ~: t7 p9 k, I' A" r: F$ z* ]* V影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
+ Z, a; Q- I) |! V7 _/ j9 wWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
. s3 ~0 I, \7 h; k8 U: n  f7 H# S# oHolmes: I just picked it up.
% R' I, M6 m5 d0 X" P9 Y2 q" _Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
3 }, k5 s) q( }7 hHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
; O; |" ], @5 Z3 @Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)! P. x! c$ S. _, I
Holmes: You did.
: P/ R% O! G( n* e$ S2 A/ t(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)& ?, s& V7 m# n- y4 r2 Z2 f( W
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.* J9 d9 R0 S! A" B) S
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
1 q  V% |$ R5 E- h! B1 {: GWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
3 H4 j& ^/ i* }9 |Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
. C7 G0 ], d3 d) z8 ]# s0 O, j1 }Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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  `! U, w! M4 x$ P6 T拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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- e' f* o' [0 Y+ x4 WWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。, k8 d6 z  u; I+ N0 g4 g# ?
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)* H7 Q! ^1 o, g5 T+ q# o) z3 B- m
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。6 }" F5 w1 d3 h) X, b& @/ }) ]9 x, W
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
! h( w$ w  @- lIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)5 A* r' c  P1 F1 B
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
% ^% f5 H, S2 y& U1 s! c1 F6 uHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
: [- X2 k# c# K# m2 i% Y5 Y) I, XIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
2 z# m% R6 \" }8 X- U: {7 J& Y2 XHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)5 g; ~. i" @5 }! e4 J7 L
Watson: Get that out of my face.1 G! Q. n; i: O! D& w4 Q- `
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
4 _9 a! ^$ I/ t, V0 UWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
' y) |, p% [9 j( u路人警官Clarky上场。8 h$ m5 V6 |) Z/ t6 u; R
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
( I: j9 I( B4 KHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)+ ?5 _, x+ w2 N% f5 x
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
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Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。# @6 `, h1 @; V" X/ i- @1 J8 r$ W
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
) b* s; [/ j1 j8 ^0 qHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.2 H# ]3 d/ {1 Z
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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2 x/ S& B  S4 c2 G3 V3 E( {# s7 V河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。7 ^% C' m' J0 D0 o" c
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)5 [$ U0 i- Q% @, z0 F6 p' k
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…' a( D. @1 x: j. j0 }! E8 z
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)7 w7 U4 ?8 n6 v
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
( S# [7 w' n; u. h# z0 V3 [/ ZHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。): b+ {' W" }: F4 f
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。4 r6 a0 y7 `0 m  u9 U. Q6 M
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)# V6 @( ?! e0 C/ S$ Z0 o
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。$ c/ j$ J; e0 y/ J! A
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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4 L& }5 N, V7 |* v, z3 ~2 x+ A接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
, A: A& S' ^( ^7 |; `4 X% Q0 W话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
; i6 ]2 d5 d& a6 U5 M. iHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
. ?( p% L! k* l2 u- ?% p+ VWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)! j  e+ F& C. _7 B6 D8 ]! I* X( m
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)5 `7 ]4 O# f3 o0 ?# l0 F
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?' x& m6 t- {0 U) y3 x
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。), |7 `3 D0 U& i' ?! p" p
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)% w+ u/ t3 {1 r4 Y1 d; U
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
" H. n5 F( U  P( d# H. _; CHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。): P" x" h4 K- V" T4 g# p7 p6 O
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
+ }1 O; i8 C$ LMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
8 c5 U  T2 W$ C7 `9 A" N' vWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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