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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay4 G  x0 W3 W; @) u0 K/ x5 g8 g. _
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
  {7 B4 k" V7 Z8 w# ZWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)2 D1 R3 t+ j) n% Z9 Z
Holmes: I just picked it up.$ ~; O9 `7 B4 ?9 |. ?7 M' H
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)  Q2 D7 @3 @  _9 K( z4 n; Y; W
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.2 L( N1 z4 r) k( O  d+ V, ^
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
3 i/ `' n$ k- _Holmes: You did.
1 e6 c! c  Z; q(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)! e5 H; z5 t) L+ y( {
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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- u3 Y1 o7 x0 ]' Q7 S宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。6 X$ o$ N* ], C& _
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.: P: z# a$ X8 [9 F: @5 Z
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。/ x; q/ Q" G5 e$ Z$ k
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。; \: w7 B+ {3 p- g- W$ i
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" l! ~5 A- X" |WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
3 U* N8 |- Y& @- E5 N0 j3 k1 uWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)$ \4 F# s5 X+ e" a. @, E
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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1 n7 z4 a. F% w$ G5 bBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。' r: Y7 I" x! ~/ \, W" u
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes3 C3 _( j7 \& J) k+ N% o
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)7 x6 u% k+ j, B3 Q) Y2 h: [: w3 g
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
9 g5 G* v3 ^. t6 P/ X9 @% eHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)7 F0 P5 `1 x& _" U
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.  Q. q4 s+ V6 X8 f6 V7 e. f7 y
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" k$ I) j2 M0 n* Z7 L8 eIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。" \0 j' N) ^# A# D, O8 l; a
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
* R' B) R6 |& a6 e, p9 }  N4 uWatson: Get that out of my face.
$ K- k! F0 P% ]' C/ e; ~. N3 EHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.& R8 `5 Z* L. j1 A& l: j
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.: d# Z# u$ @% W4 e3 R" z8 l
路人警官Clarky上场。# _: J7 z" y) P; C; b7 n8 l
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.4 A: T# ^# H2 w  d8 n' `" g6 I
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)9 ]7 D+ u. w% `4 U% q& x  q6 y3 a
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。+ C; [- b8 z6 `+ C. [1 y- ~
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
2 y* l: f' k" x" [0 PHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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. X7 @* m4 M$ R+ N$ G墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
. [. @/ e& }: {: _8 gWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)# h# T5 z( N! u- Z4 ^
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely." u6 L2 f$ i; p$ d# b
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)5 M" ^& c2 O9 v# `/ j; y. [
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3 G. n, W: a/ K% ?: y" ^5 ]7 ]Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)3 m* u! b3 i4 m- U9 n) }+ H
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…& @; c. T/ u1 w' F
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
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Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
/ Y: Q- {! f7 E  P) T后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。! c8 _9 L' B  v, E; e) _
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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; T2 `5 P3 Y# Z% [警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
2 Q! S8 M, J4 u% n8 tLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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6 s9 u* K9 E/ h0 R  Q接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
7 U% {1 k. C  L* K话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。9 u; D0 U+ ~5 e, L
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
/ j* s" x- L3 @Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。): C  z9 j4 h* f: c
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)% w7 K% @" x& I5 N
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?5 |" d3 W! I. E$ @7 ?- r( P
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
* \% a5 R7 l+ I: j2 h* [Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
; Z. c) f. a' I. qWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)0 a; T; B% ~" c3 |
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)2 ^& e( _1 l' Y* _
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
! E! k9 J2 `, E" SMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
$ r. Z# N3 m. W3 M& P& A  r2 _WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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& M1 d7 _, o7 ^: e总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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