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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
1 v3 E7 n, _, P; G- H- AWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
" R/ n4 p/ O8 Y3 UHolmes: I just picked it up.$ E7 H+ E" i  H* e
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
% u) {* S, J8 o! W" p1 |5 lHolmes: Knew I forgot something., X! v/ ^) ~2 Z7 f* o3 F
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
- a/ C6 e. e3 gHolmes: You did.: {, Y" [) ]" m4 `# m( [# `. o
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)4 n8 \" L5 U0 l. Q
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。( s# s1 w( f* l, e. f' [
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
, u9 `$ ]* z+ X8 C( n9 FHolmes: Granted.  y2 Q+ h+ H5 f5 t- ]. m+ a8 [
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
* }2 g. y7 F+ [: s* V- S0 B3 iWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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! ?" i4 D3 T, x) v1 ?$ U) a( |拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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, [8 J9 D0 B# c2 fWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
# P# d5 _7 X# H# ~  T9 P5 J& E- SWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)1 n+ L/ g" f/ v, F1 |* O
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  R, x  P. x" p" @; x! o# X" jHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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. P# c! ]. e* v  c2 FBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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* p3 h# U2 c3 s/ \2 ]! U' ^4 @Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
' s/ t) @$ x) G) f3 v6 v5 D# hIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
  G& k. o/ z! LIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?) F: L- T7 _; g( r1 n* t( _
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)- i' I+ Q) C5 y* ?
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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8 O/ g& n4 I; g1 h$ VIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。! e( @2 o* W8 B' i4 w$ L
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)6 I! m0 M6 }* J
Watson: Get that out of my face." L7 G0 l. Q* r, R$ c
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.; I$ r, v6 L, W! S% k  r6 \1 m1 `) U
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
3 z0 O( Y, H7 h. Y- R: B) ~路人警官Clarky上场。6 e5 S: g) \; i1 s+ z& ]
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.6 m  F" y* h7 P* e5 f
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)7 q$ o; l9 U* y1 M& w- I% l1 L
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。/ a. Z7 B3 z' o; ]9 g& H7 X
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?5 q6 _, s7 O* g/ q' o
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
6 z8 S8 j0 b0 {, I& d, UWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)1 f* c; S7 J( d: ^- b, o  K  u+ U
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
2 B  i1 t# f' D- @3 D( }Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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4 v' e. h. y& i8 L/ p) q/ O河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
4 d4 `4 b$ w' Q9 W- L* E8 jHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。). z0 d/ g) T+ q: j# U2 L. F3 C
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
& ]* h' ~+ V2 L8 o8 d( m( B9 LWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)5 k) f! s3 w! e/ h" D- G
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
" L8 h1 j  m3 e/ F" KHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
% ]& n6 a8 }, P" R4 U- J0 @后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。7 I4 o9 R: g8 v' l" j
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)5 p- J1 p8 a+ p- \" i
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Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.# Q6 x' `+ _8 q7 h
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- V7 J; f3 A6 D8 A接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
9 i1 ^6 N  |( W% O8 p3 p话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。' F$ s& S1 a* h
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)) `$ W5 Q' V& l; l: d1 e
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)$ Q; S+ {# z+ g/ Q0 L
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
" g0 _7 |5 L6 P7 o  B$ \. VMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?. s/ I$ b+ a/ h. U. c6 {
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
# O# O# f) P2 zHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
$ M* t$ ^  N% ]# ?* VWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)  v' b. R# R/ q% m
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
# U1 x1 m6 {0 O8 }, _9 PWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)' U; ?3 m) p9 Y! R  Q$ x
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)( h# a6 F: }% J! I/ i
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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+ G' T; U, o" B: G: D  J+ X总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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