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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay' d1 p, e9 V' U) z
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: T; P# M8 z2 ^8 n+ p  \影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
& ?  _) D1 j4 r& g7 PWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
9 t7 e- I+ S4 ~2 x4 VHolmes: I just picked it up.
2 _2 K* s$ |8 V7 l7 AWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
8 a! E# a+ C0 v4 XHolmes: Knew I forgot something.9 d  o; ^$ \$ B) c3 c
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。). c: C" O7 |6 u# }6 w& c
Holmes: You did.6 L1 X$ B7 [6 C7 b6 o7 k6 r# H/ k
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)4 c' s2 O3 B; {* N
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.  I; q  e5 T% e5 p3 T. W
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7 e% a- w2 a! G- }3 c宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。: B' N4 i7 k4 }% E0 b+ E( k
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.! J( z3 y1 [1 i+ d
Holmes: Granted.  `) t6 o9 l3 f, Y( E; l
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6 ]3 ]# K7 ?0 P0 {7 ~晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。  o! e1 r. h  w( Z9 U, }# q% d
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。+ U. @  D  C' u2 s0 _6 J, D
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8 W% f3 H! z: @' OWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
* j" U8 T9 k% GWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。) c* c! Z% X: C9 Z% z( ~
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
$ F0 V- x! }* K- CIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
* f" A) Z3 w2 ~/ z4 @. }Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
* }2 ]# M& }; mHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)+ i/ s, d$ j8 h: k/ J8 E. Z
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.4 @7 a' U7 T! P: n9 t
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' U5 H$ K+ h" CIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。% ]2 z1 G: o# t4 N; u4 `
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
! C" i' {$ [; x7 B, f6 i+ c+ yWatson: Get that out of my face.
0 u2 Z4 B7 e5 g% g) {; jHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
8 X: @' Z0 O  \8 I6 WWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
% n1 z$ ?+ @* {# g5 r1 }6 j  |8 Y9 z路人警官Clarky上场。
# M1 E$ R1 l$ a) T) Z" I, sClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
; F, ~/ \  t- P( M' gHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
" q- i, ?; I3 h7 ^0 D- ~4 d  i- v得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。( ^5 j' l! f5 m' ]  I
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
, ^& \  p  @* y: e1 m; cHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.) G: J1 `9 V; d5 [$ Z9 g( \
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
6 R; C* o4 i) uWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
) w( D: }) Y. _$ o8 J/ `& K: A* ]$ ^6 sHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
% U  \; I) @9 _5 _Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)9 T! S$ J% _+ f1 m" s) T
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。+ p1 _% y! D5 D( M- m7 A2 h" c' c# `
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。), h9 ?* M4 {# @* ~* s! Z3 X8 Z2 p
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…8 {* W( d* ]- P! R* G: ?4 l* O
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)& h) \0 F9 U- T5 N* a/ k3 g1 o# d
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene: j4 Z* A8 {( T! Y
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
) L* |* N7 T! M4 e' }后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。0 d4 q- e  h/ t' ~. N
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)% O/ ]. J& }2 l% z
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
7 H- |1 p- F; c/ M5 z  cLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.: _( p3 a) Y. C2 N- {$ b5 D
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# D! ]- ]  g; K接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
( S6 s2 Z) Q3 f9 V4 F3 g话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
+ Z! \# [6 r# a( s4 aHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
! w- [# ?: k# h' UWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)0 S2 w9 g6 V; H, o9 t! b
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)) b9 g( C* }; p; x2 Y6 i
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
. T! v; A) K$ ~+ k- r6 Y' m( mWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
. r8 o& S3 B& E1 b$ KHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)' q  q2 i. w) G5 @; s2 F$ F3 |
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)/ l4 i3 X" P* ?* F/ p$ i' ?/ b; n
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
8 r8 Y) O1 F. C# [, }- u/ B; IWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
3 F' K: s5 s; [# o! S5 D5 jMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
# y8 V  o' a' A' t4 [* z- [% BWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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