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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。4 t3 Q. y% k  A
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
8 I# h8 r2 b, T" m$ V/ THolmes: I just picked it up., H  ^0 m' A: ^- Q5 Y7 i
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)% A/ `& `. E8 u4 G: ^9 m3 A+ ?& p
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
! j$ i+ d) m% v0 l2 [! M  OWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
  e- `/ w4 g+ J0 sHolmes: You did.: }" N- V8 b- O0 q* ~  E# t0 }1 ^
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
; S/ s8 |# E2 LHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.0 G  R4 S# z" }% Q6 |
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
: w8 G' v6 p1 M  {2 d- IWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
  m! i& n8 W! t* s& Z# K% lHolmes: Granted.3 l& o: a5 z3 @6 ]5 D* [
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6 d' Z, O8 U9 B% n2 ~4 Q晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
! W' T: A' v# I$ c" T0 y) zWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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- O4 t# p, ^# K  u  KWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。9 _7 R- C9 E1 `- l- A, U2 _3 i$ l6 t
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。): i1 p6 m2 j# P/ p
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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1 q# @) s: \6 Q8 V! sBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
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  I: P3 e/ u2 Z  W; xIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?( {" E9 B6 l; G$ }# R& l
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
$ T5 ?3 ^3 L, p: a- WIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
' I- E4 G6 r3 d) a- J& {Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)2 {# y, d1 {( i' I( x! b
Watson: Get that out of my face.
' W+ u$ W3 |: I- zHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.& c" s. U8 o8 ^. O
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
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Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.1 o+ K# @- U( c& ~. l3 ^
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
$ L7 w% u' I+ S得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
0 ]! O# W' S# T1 b$ h: rWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
1 H3 c2 y/ }$ L* \2 DHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.+ ~" B8 z# R: |4 t/ Z% x
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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' h. c/ m  p8 H2 f; P: z; qHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.  x. a8 c0 C, K" Z7 k1 W
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。). p# H4 A2 U9 V& A
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。): n. R( f2 M" T% I# p
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
. W5 R% @, M" h  oWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。), R4 h+ Z! k( u1 Y( _1 }
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
( _# e% M0 h! {% i" s$ qHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)) M! o. m% J4 q4 _! `# `8 c
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
+ p" q1 L. V5 E$ Z1 WHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
0 \& p' e- f- W1 ELestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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- w& O7 G' V) e& A. Q. A接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
* S$ w: W! h4 n/ d话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。  a( d  u0 G% q3 k
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
+ }% I7 i& {9 M9 bWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。). I, H  B  L$ C* N* ~
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)4 A& ^" P3 I+ x5 \& S; J0 X
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?; Z0 {- L& a. F: ~; G* N
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
8 V* ?" [/ a4 a) NHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)  E6 w6 F) P6 n3 L# H
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
) N& w$ I+ E2 X/ g+ c( OHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)  `& P; `7 G( ^2 p6 B
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。): B9 w- n1 m8 Z' L! w
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
0 ^5 O) H- t! r' d& |# s( cWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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0 {9 L& n1 ?9 ~, [. ~9 ?9 n2 \: }总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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