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4 H0 ^+ R; a# {6 |: U5 Z影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 + g( b+ f+ }* K X, W" }
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) " |1 m) D3 {4 f& f! W
Holmes: I just picked it up.. R. L+ k" q1 @' Q' L: }" b9 z
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
9 Q+ S9 d! l- r6 T8 |% v* g/ WHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
. S7 L) H6 W' `) h: ^8 }Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
( w4 i7 o* \# NHolmes: You did.
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Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
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Holmes: Granted.' K$ ]+ v3 Q$ E; V; A; @
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$ I" ^' @ h% r* r晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 ! t2 Q5 G% Z3 B
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) $ r1 N5 [' c) f" c# Q( Z
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 8 K |+ Q2 l4 f+ K0 f0 O7 W, @7 F
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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- |% A9 U2 h- S% n" hHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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" M! ]" L4 d8 Q& HBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
7 N( ^# X+ u8 P& wHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
- @. |; L; U+ U% `& S! w3 l& EIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
% \: c, u- W, N" j' \* H4 Y/ DHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) ) |- L6 }7 I+ T+ _& b4 i- j9 }
Watson: Get that out of my face.9 J& W9 n' N$ T; |8 Y
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand., e/ O1 B4 S4 m5 f
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
: s( E' V9 U1 t路人警官 Clarky上场。 " F5 _! e ]4 N& ?& N4 r; p
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.4 Y+ @9 K' V* X( ?+ d3 F
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) ) g1 T. L( s' X# b- h# H6 T' }
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 * w# t) V& m7 a+ o/ `+ {# O5 q
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?# X h+ Z7 ~- p9 n
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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% J& t R% l8 w, R墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
7 A: s: D' p6 _5 z& O7 GWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
6 j) o/ }0 W& `Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
( `2 o& l, R& B' lBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
) t, E* B, R5 g0 g5 X- S0 AWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) " D ^) Y3 Y( h4 `/ ^+ \: r) j8 V$ i
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 2 I2 s/ b! A+ H; o
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
4 Z1 _# ]' ~/ W( _; i后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
2 O" A( p$ ^3 r! z) J6 vHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 , E' j7 R9 d1 Q. n: k
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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& d" r$ K9 T @4 A接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。 ; A. b3 P7 K) b& S
话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
% M3 @% A0 h9 M* FHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) + ^+ W: O: ]% |6 r5 P) M
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
& @3 ~ t( ?5 X- Z/ }: WHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
+ G: O+ |9 D/ D8 b' S7 tMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?6 _! _1 Q- v, P" S1 M4 p
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
" V" r" f/ G$ P# i$ y7 `* qHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
0 `6 P) w" ~2 P, `Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) 7 C1 R) @; V( E1 H4 P! c9 H
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) ) j0 i# F! T3 s4 b$ U) i+ T( p+ {+ i
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
l! l$ ]) t; `! I5 b- _% {% E8 UMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
7 w' q0 y" B2 d9 [% v2 x( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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