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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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# Z/ b' H* f  P8 W6 Y7 n7 E4 B影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
# b+ r% V4 l' o8 n- pWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)' i" v! z3 y4 y2 z) j' E7 K
Holmes: I just picked it up.
, ~2 P2 p7 ?* D7 V$ a7 C+ ZWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
/ K& @9 m7 b. SHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
( e% u+ S4 G7 f8 _Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
- _6 W6 h6 b7 J5 q$ C2 eHolmes: You did.; n, m8 e9 _/ U
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)+ {! y! h8 I% a9 V* R' _% @
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all." a# S4 [, e) O+ x. \9 M) g
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。- e9 `; Q4 H7 d) o0 O: w# R' L
Watson: Permission to enter the armory., I) K9 y  R9 u3 |* b5 w
Holmes: Granted.
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! t: N5 T- M% c- e3 B# q- k1 x# E晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。5 ~3 b& z. h$ e1 W$ n7 K
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)5 e# ~; B0 A% e/ S8 ?7 Z
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, }, z; t1 E0 ]4 ^3 A拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。; s9 l7 @( U( K. A
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- J7 n) H1 N3 ~6 v% Y! dWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。( }8 K5 q2 a. d7 }. P
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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. r; B, t  z) EHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。, M# i; m" k; f. \$ ~7 t
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7 t) A% [/ s. t% p1 p; ?Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes" T( |3 c  o1 d' c0 i3 A" i
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)4 ~& |0 a# W" p  y/ S; C
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
  h; `, h! [2 z! N$ G( ^; zHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
( C2 `: |# \# SIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。+ m0 z% ^) f" M
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
0 ~3 o7 s' P$ U  B4 [+ P6 MWatson: Get that out of my face.
( f! j/ e# p- r! \; YHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.4 Q& H, F7 t  a: ^9 s. p0 O
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.9 h, s! R  n- k' }$ [4 V
路人警官Clarky上场。0 C  |3 h6 ^" X$ ]2 _9 M# U2 [
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.0 i! T  q' u( W0 {' D
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)! E  ~! s4 S. Q8 F6 R% A. N
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
' [( K' _4 `( @4 N  XWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
. ^: l  C) G6 Q. Q0 _Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not., n0 V: Y6 Q" d
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* u5 ^3 ]+ e# `墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
( U  ]! I- x6 S9 wWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)0 U' f3 I) m' q6 n' @
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.) P9 e+ ~: c( X& r; {
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)0 I' k7 D: ^- {* J
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( T  R; j& O3 e: @! d河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
% |& `! a' c  k, n8 XHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
- S4 T7 t& F0 S1 b$ BBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…, t/ y1 }! x( u# g/ K6 Y
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)3 ]+ |- [4 @  T  s  p' n
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
$ W: b3 ?6 d# c" N! NHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
  O2 @( c; j1 X5 f! J9 s2 R8 M后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
9 P4 N& d: n% b7 R; h- AHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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, _7 b/ I) y6 K2 A警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
% R* s! [  U3 `* i+ |' xLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.; V8 |  p8 F  T0 P8 N: X
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! W1 b4 K6 J/ d; A! c- M: Y! o接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。0 p4 T# Q4 N/ R$ l4 {. c% q
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。8 j% k6 e( M, @" U' t( g& {" S
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
) _" W) l5 i* F' H8 a+ _3 zWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)0 o2 f' v4 B/ H- _: F* Z
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)& i# a3 w% D+ U' e5 m5 R1 p0 x
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
/ l  i. g3 m' j, M- p5 q" X& }Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
, g# j- {9 q5 `* d; p) x( yHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
! s; G! F" v4 a9 R% t) r) vWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
* w! G3 s5 R( X' S; u# OHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
1 m; C. |' F9 IWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
6 l# s: q* R( \5 a' cMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
: b. N/ {" R/ N  M$ j# q8 l* E* v  rWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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