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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay# x* w4 k5 v  t2 y" F
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7 o/ a3 K. M4 y8 I, u7 P8 x影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。3 k5 b, J% c! ^- Y5 \
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
* Y7 k" p2 v3 W7 R8 o/ AHolmes: I just picked it up.
6 f. i0 l% ?: _/ I" BWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)) Z1 H9 |! ?& z) n6 N9 g; @
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
/ t- F6 ]( d6 I( |2 x, c  [Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
5 v6 l* x% Q. A8 d6 r, y7 H# pHolmes: You did.
! c3 T5 t( ~+ f(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
/ y5 p+ \* f; \6 f; sHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.+ ^2 r0 s9 S$ ?6 O8 c
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。% r4 F' |  t0 k. o1 D- n( c
Watson: Permission to enter the armory./ X0 z2 [) s9 M+ w4 s
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。+ c& i0 O2 O2 [2 U3 N# l' J( E
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。0 y; k3 A8 A; B  g( ]
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。  f0 i1 _8 q& r) B1 d7 m
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)& w. E! o, R2 f4 @" t9 ~
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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9 i8 ~$ H5 ?2 R" @1 F; ?Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。% |8 @8 U$ x* t) \& f0 \& U7 c
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes( P) v0 ]. z2 D2 m. I# f" {& M
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
5 @/ H/ ^- U7 rIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?) z' ~+ a( U/ j: [
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)- N3 x' h! [, W0 n! P
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。) d+ ~: }" x0 [- Y9 d
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)( ]; X: W# S6 Y; W5 Z  C
Watson: Get that out of my face.
- E. i: l# N: v' DHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.  P3 E8 z5 _* k5 U" |
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
7 N( |) }2 s: g: z3 w路人警官Clarky上场。8 U& O5 v, W2 u/ }! R
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
; E# f/ n: h2 G3 r$ I4 Z$ lHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
8 ]! |  S9 E. S得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
/ Y; s8 j7 k8 L5 A6 T" nWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?9 D2 j! o1 u! h& x7 X4 m
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。5 T4 h5 x) F) N- Z
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
* F; A0 n" x) b% z3 ~+ Z. OHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.0 e! V5 V! `: l/ O. H( U
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)" c' h/ F  J" W: m
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
8 J5 c( _  S2 V6 I) k, \Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
* J. L: @* `  Z# X6 p+ y( m# vWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
. C$ g* f' e5 `7 n死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene1 m0 A- X( T' N; Y# E1 o5 O% S3 S
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)2 p  Y! y; ?9 H( t. g5 M" c0 X! F
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。6 C5 J8 k, ~2 k& t" O" i! R# Y
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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' G& H! e/ z5 f4 h  r! V警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
6 s2 Y! L* M, M0 H$ \( ]Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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* C: ?2 M: f- l4 h% F, r0 q接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
; O( x' v( K3 _话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
  {7 b8 s1 \, y/ V- W, }; o% nHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
) w& N1 `2 v: H7 UWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
, d: T8 ^2 h! K/ z1 l0 z7 E2 \Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
, B0 q5 z7 d* P* {3 L+ BMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?& m$ v9 F# p  n8 M' m1 O
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)3 V3 c+ c" h. G) ]- _- P) L
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
$ u2 T1 ]( M) X4 F8 Y0 v; }- XWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)" c( B, @! @5 \; L/ Y
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
. g; W* T, s, Y/ h5 k1 {Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
  A; J* P) U4 }3 P2 A- e: {% PMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
7 M& a5 u& r7 p, v4 t3 B9 z. dWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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2 a: r3 I" z- v: |/ m总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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