 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。 4 x8 O* y0 H a7 ]8 H& |2 u0 W
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3 Z [" D5 r( Q; x1 |; x& W* p4 y* E) e影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 7 L6 i4 y' w9 a5 y" Y
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) & @7 R3 f0 z$ y+ m T8 ]: y/ a! E( H
Holmes: I just picked it up.& P/ H3 K, v+ G7 v' P9 b
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) . Q3 ^7 [# k, v1 O9 w4 R& j7 c
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.- m1 p' v2 V5 ^) F; z: D
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) 9 Z: _" O: s4 w
Holmes: You did.% P7 s$ D Z( H
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) 4 @" x3 D7 f% t% [$ f2 G
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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; J o- r% @6 F$ f2 g( _4 c B, L4 R8 m宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
5 J" ^8 j& r2 X+ L8 ~; T) jWatson: Permission to enter the armory.3 x: Z! v9 I$ t& T: u7 e
Holmes: Granted.
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/ O6 E/ z$ Y: L L& _晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
! J/ O9 s) U$ b+ o, g; t5 J' fWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 # q) N8 Z! K% q* V
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 ! x! x4 N, J3 q' g% Z1 P& k
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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0 C* Z- ? i" ], R4 LHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 " N" s" ~9 H a) s! g3 A
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
1 E {/ r' k& X7 I( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措) 3 `6 J' _* w9 h
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
0 f9 ^- S7 E( J) FHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) ( H' ?/ l% M# M) W7 m
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.# o: H% a1 x- _: C0 a7 W0 \: q' G
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8 O Q% L3 {) J1 o- \) ^) y# jIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
$ j9 @& M. |9 [: D/ KHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) : v5 p6 r5 o5 G
Watson: Get that out of my face. F7 W t0 g7 D: P
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.3 V6 M S. p2 }9 Z
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
1 W* n0 v9 l: o: j8 R路人警官 Clarky上场。
; P) B" B9 m7 `9 }; [/ x, C0 @ @! LClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
1 q8 I! s2 F6 B! JHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) ; A q g6 w8 `, S8 I# A; [* Q0 Q
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 & F* o$ k. }5 i
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?( Z* N' U7 O7 v/ i8 b
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
: F' p& S7 g( ^Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
! f1 ^% I8 G- j! X3 SHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) 4 L$ U* j) }; P: u" t% \3 [
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
8 Y6 z8 X* y/ Z+ \4 [- Q/ nWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
7 E. v7 z) A" S) M8 ~ t死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
7 g$ e6 D+ [; A! L2 ZHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) : }5 D5 B+ _' E* \- X
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
6 {* ~, c8 V8 M' KHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) ; p& b l7 k$ B9 J; L. X
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
* `1 |& ?2 f4 j" P" PLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 % _. N6 B. [+ q0 T q5 Z. K* c
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 4 W3 f! D j: J! A9 y& Z& w
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
# C# C# e- C; K$ Q( g1 _$ Z2 J: r# nHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
0 b$ r2 T) Y0 Z1 X$ s- v7 a; `Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
; g5 f$ a& T# p- ?Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
: F2 U/ e7 k7 V rHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) $ G% [: c7 j- Q9 d& V- o) x
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) ! L. s8 F' X" k7 K [; Y/ {
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
4 m! g+ I3 S9 ~1 x' fWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
4 g$ @- u x y" @/ ?, YMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
7 ^+ o# P7 [& o! e- r+ i$ ~$ k# F( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。) " F: U6 }9 @9 c0 j6 U) J% p& ~ W
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! Z6 P% w% n: w: ?( C4 {总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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