 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
, x; i% f' j4 {9 hWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
) r4 ?- b8 x) r% Z7 ^8 MHolmes: I just picked it up.: [6 g* j0 L, X8 Z7 T$ M
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) 3 _- `# q! x& q e
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.7 e* Y( j0 z6 W3 o/ P& |) v& U( e
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) % ^# R' q) L* q' N
Holmes: You did.3 ]) g& c5 B, s+ Z
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
6 U; k% r! U7 f( ~/ n) RHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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4 I# L2 @( H {$ V, t& J宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 - J+ w O# r. X' P W* l: F
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.4 B1 \& I# H; b( s% \9 F3 _1 X' p
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 7 C4 P8 U7 G6 U% u# K1 _7 c
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 / N" x: l: o! j9 q- R9 w
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) 7 q6 Z }4 V; C) w2 H9 r
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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0 Z+ T. t( A* g2 d. ]$ y9 w _Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
8 ~9 c" H) X8 I2 d0 s* }4 aHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) 9 @5 A+ G: ?2 Q7 D- x4 b) y7 c( L
Watson: Get that out of my face.9 t5 f8 a1 H R4 ~! _. h+ S# q% y
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
6 b5 G0 a, k" n3 W3 g: k# EWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
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Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.4 K" J3 ]: M+ e+ P- X' C
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) 1 h+ ^% ]1 Y+ J5 ~3 e& M, t. _
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 3 v# P4 S" ^2 u$ Z- j
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?4 P$ E7 U* j+ l, U8 ]
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
: j0 u. o, L! eBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
3 T1 J3 Q+ {1 _) B f/ lWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
6 V3 R" P1 m: ?, P9 d死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 ! h" ]6 l9 |, I0 P6 w; o# |' H" c, g
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) 5 y5 O# e9 t q+ K2 K5 s
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 4 _( P8 F k$ L8 W k0 h: p1 y+ i& y& o
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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6 Z; I# w, c) l8 [; d警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 7 R9 G/ n" O- X$ `6 `: \8 N
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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6 R9 f% A! n& w6 ^) y& I接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
$ a" X4 i1 q8 k( e5 [话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
5 a9 \. ~. j% U( IHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 0 D" q0 \$ I s- c# O
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) , e8 A/ x1 E' P7 m& L
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) - V9 F& E" T6 x8 b
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
9 I& ^# Z. X1 J! `; H- uHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
* E1 m( S: G- y- u' O9 WWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) 2 L- I# i0 w- C1 A
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
. i& ]6 s9 U) n9 N# E) ^: ^Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
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6 ~! Q0 N' Y6 w5 C2 G( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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