 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。 6 ~" P; o0 F& b6 P
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7 V' J. W% W0 i F0 K8 Y) Z9 @影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
& m/ F, j" [$ n; U* a: V0 l% f' VWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) / |% T+ ?. d$ k- ?( u& X8 N/ c
Holmes: I just picked it up.
6 {$ c! I$ ^ UWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
2 M i# M: p, H, G3 JHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
9 R2 C2 Q. E" b+ ]Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) - ]2 f' O1 o9 L
Holmes: You did.
$ T) I( K$ y# [2 [(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
f5 |6 M. h2 A3 W+ y( H3 v- Q6 Z# a( z0 [Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 # V2 p+ c; \5 r' B
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
$ N6 `3 j" s; H7 o' P8 V$ f1 ^Holmes: Granted.& L* w) ?5 z" L& l
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 / ?5 [1 S F) Q2 }- X
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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5 a# c& D) e7 m; _1 |8 Y拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
( m, K1 `/ p" A: a. zWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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) A8 r6 z: B( w/ I3 t0 O zBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 : g' W* P+ k4 I5 E5 m
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
# P- G. n- S( m$ IIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
_8 m% q* a; [+ @/ n& }3 XHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) * P8 z3 h l: m( j2 U, g2 S
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
i C" d6 K6 j4 t& T8 F+ cHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) ! w* S" s5 R! V. m! I- }
Watson: Get that out of my face.
5 c: ?3 B8 t& f: \Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
" u! q5 w, v/ M8 t! N% yWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
7 C0 B* N/ o* d: q2 E) D' ^路人警官 Clarky上场。
, o1 F( J$ G* M/ wClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.: _9 @/ M5 w$ m# M' `
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
7 f2 {, e/ R3 `* q- Y得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
! D L8 W2 Z7 ?/ p" W( E' fWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?9 R9 \ Z$ Y$ R% n, D0 B
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.# `; f& ]& n* M# u0 c
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
+ V; @8 q6 @: D: x, oHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
1 ]: D$ m& h, Y- u* l4 K. }* EBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…3 E2 Q. c1 A" L
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) . h q: x- H9 p, S8 C, v* T
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
$ c3 J4 ^8 q! { b) |$ S2 YHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
! z. q, c8 [8 f# M6 P, E后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 4 H1 _ {: z( P% o) P0 R2 M6 }% s2 Z
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) & ~$ }8 u6 A( L7 y5 H1 B$ W$ C* q; V
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) `5 [9 z8 L( Y. z: X4 GLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。 ; n9 w+ E3 `6 V) Z1 `1 p( r
话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 # J& S3 \$ j7 m9 x4 p
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
B5 J7 W! ~: ]6 P6 BWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
% V( a+ ~& x8 U. W( [/ U2 r7 sHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
' a4 p% G! ~. d8 _2 F9 yMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?! w5 }) I, g' s# g. I7 p) K
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
. `4 M9 ]% I, h" G5 [" tHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
+ x4 `* H8 Q+ K7 \$ J/ Z% hWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
. o/ H6 p4 M) S: C i8 k/ THolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) 1 f' G3 R ?$ j2 \# W
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
+ a& y0 C/ j" p, i; i) ~) e! ZMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) : ?+ \3 A5 q7 Z' |" C
( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。)
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$ O) o% ?- Z y% Y" I8 C, t总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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