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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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- [& |5 Y+ Q3 V$ F4 w' n1 H影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
% m7 l# G; W6 G" nWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)1 P) t" o6 Q- D3 f$ k+ R: N. P- V
Holmes: I just picked it up.3 p3 `" K: i0 u4 Y! U! W
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
+ G+ D5 F) U8 o! N$ @5 P7 mHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
3 Y4 b; d0 L4 s& M' NWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)- e  Q: d( ~5 G
Holmes: You did.
' M/ O8 W$ X) ^(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
( r# d5 W# A7 X- T* AHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.) L2 i  s/ }+ R& [& ]% i
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! t7 X) f  R* t7 s7 Q- o宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
8 V& f0 Y, q: IWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
- u( G" l, K. Y8 wHolmes: Granted.6 O: f, T0 U; h8 q
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。* `/ b0 f/ ]( f2 P2 e
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)( r! g2 U* D% W( l0 S2 F8 J3 h
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7 {# X$ q. G1 W拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
  j6 t  R/ N. i& M& kWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)- U  h. `8 D1 J) x2 }
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( O0 k6 F$ M% O7 W6 ]Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。2 L6 Q. U* d8 F1 v9 c
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
: t) ~& D* E4 ?& X3 J' Q5 qIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)5 v& Q( \) v1 u! @* [* q) c, c
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
3 ~( H/ {2 l* q- THolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)( _6 H1 R$ U3 m3 [9 j1 ^
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.+ A; D9 N5 _! m
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
% E- d# Z2 j( {1 Q( OHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
$ u4 b7 V2 v, y6 r+ `Watson: Get that out of my face.
" E  c) @) b4 b, ?Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.; B+ h6 m  ^, d
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.  O5 ]! [8 a/ o5 D* }0 b3 X  Y
路人警官Clarky上场。
0 T' m. u: @0 k- a( fClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
1 Z4 g# \4 T1 e5 y! e' |& @1 ~7 qHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
0 O/ W' Y: c9 E% W得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
' p; P% _) L/ a+ S7 AWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?' P, x% a: D3 E! c, U* L# h5 v
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
# K  P& y/ X* B: m4 T4 n1 X! Y2 w/ A7 sWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
" W8 o! d) q% u0 G4 MHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.) }  C) _! u; s5 X$ b. j" r# c0 [
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。5 B+ ^2 F7 M) d5 t& Y" O
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
, d+ j  O8 }& A% b# R2 o# vBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
: I; ?  Z9 e$ Z* ~1 j  I( RWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
$ u& X  @# g! Z: A死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
( C+ ?$ ~! q; Q1 OHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
6 f6 w( S3 i7 Y# n3 b& M2 v后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。9 w4 x9 R/ b- @) s; g* l( n3 P
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)  Y% D+ H( l" s" h, y& y4 N& I8 ?
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4 Q1 ~6 h3 b1 U( W警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。) G) u8 R" f8 R% U! a  ^
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.1 h+ P! k! T$ @- P( p4 Z% k7 i
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1 W( z$ {1 P' s! ?! l接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。8 M! c/ Q) ^- E# v) V
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
, I9 O: {  ?  y2 k5 ?; EHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
9 ?! o6 Q: C; L) K- y4 G$ y2 iWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)0 d* c1 A, ^" O6 M/ G$ ]/ o( @/ J/ I
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
7 s. [/ b( m) U/ i2 c5 PMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?- n; a# R; {+ j- J! q  w, L5 e; q
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
: _2 R) s! Z+ y: D5 q4 X9 sHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
8 s* D$ V) r; }6 ]0 CWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。): T: f. Y3 L) ~0 K( O+ ^( Q' u4 E
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
1 f% @. g$ u, X$ gWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
2 P' y& N- {8 l4 uMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)  e* b  l5 M1 H% A1 k& X5 c
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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5 l4 Z0 c- C: k3 k5 w; J总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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