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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay0 O6 u+ p3 E# }
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6 _  n7 V3 t0 w' q8 s影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。2 d% q  i5 u/ ]" H. U" @2 y
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。): d# A2 F" W# i- A
Holmes: I just picked it up.
9 a! f9 q" \' }# x5 D& ?Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)* Y* G0 Y: _, `! u! l( X: k
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.2 N, w) M; h  y+ j' }/ ^1 d- o
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
) ?6 P( p3 j1 @Holmes: You did.
% J, [7 q2 S3 l8 ~' ^  F3 B(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)3 u' p. m4 ^% y4 y
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.& D7 \: W( A# T# Z6 r
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- \  s( k: c! X/ B3 Z宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
, B) R: M9 r5 l& lWatson: Permission to enter the armory.* c; v6 F" ?7 H3 r) a0 I
Holmes: Granted.3 ?6 r% z* v2 c1 q
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/ l% m/ u, Q2 i: _晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。; n* R6 F- ^4 v7 I% k, F1 d" O
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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, ?# n: U5 U! K$ ~0 s% P: W: [拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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. [5 \+ q3 b. oWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。3 b8 g) n6 Z1 D
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)' Z/ v- j  c% R! W, m5 w) f) ?# e
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。$ k+ ]6 _  B. n. {/ }3 k6 V
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, q4 d* E3 p0 J  z2 D5 v9 QBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
- M: m6 x  F# i: }/ r$ P0 oIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
9 Y) X5 G/ @/ B( W' K6 g3 }Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?/ z+ l/ x  P. N5 K
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)* t/ W) X$ R% m; H, H
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope., b8 W1 ^& G1 U2 T8 y
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+ ]5 ~% B( L$ a, Z0 u0 MIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。- ~6 C( @% e2 c7 @( A) N. V, F# G
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)! D* C& g  n$ f) Y* F0 ?
Watson: Get that out of my face.
+ Z7 _. h- Q0 @- C% d9 FHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
% h, \) E. f+ S% V2 rWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
) S# \4 Q  s7 \. {路人警官Clarky上场。
1 @% P4 e# t) E2 I! Y& uClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.' |) P  f7 B8 h, b6 q& D. a
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
4 k( r. L- h: _; h得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
% k( Z0 {5 N7 u9 V0 E" HWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?$ j. i% T5 Y/ p
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.; f; o9 Y1 q: T& K) L- K
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。7 L% B/ u( @9 ?; A8 J
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
, L) C7 e3 e. h- X4 N- `Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
& a9 y4 [! \/ {( ]4 j; DWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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  J5 K7 q9 o0 F# Y; K" P6 q' Z$ M+ L河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
5 c0 Y7 j1 m  u, L1 m3 tHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)' f, T( [9 y6 b7 u0 U; i- X
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…! s5 S' C0 h4 _* E: N) V
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
' d1 d) F+ G/ H3 x1 ~死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
$ }" f! n, a2 b5 P( J( pHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
" W3 h/ }+ H7 Q$ |; m5 F0 ?' _后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。+ b1 O" u9 A% K( \$ e
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
" B+ g5 }8 o0 A7 o  LLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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7 r' t) d1 U- z+ U& O- V接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
1 J* C- Z- l9 X9 v/ N2 t# Q话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。5 q7 T6 o% \" @
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)9 |" ]1 m( r( P7 r# ^7 h/ X8 K
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
5 y( R# {3 J1 [( H* t( kHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)' }% P* Z1 g0 u8 V$ ^: I& u
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
* @8 d4 ?  i  ~" N+ c! Q2 FWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
$ u( O7 y  O" F8 E- K% rHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)5 n, F$ B. L2 N8 n% F
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)4 |3 g) g# X) o* ^. q% o0 P$ [
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)# p  C4 Q5 m9 v  v
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)3 n8 w. e  x# B* G3 ~0 R2 l: q
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)* Z" V- E& l; ~7 }* o- z
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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! k. q0 w% K+ k' G7 V9 v7 h总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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