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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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  W7 n3 W  o" ]) R+ z) {影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。& i8 x( ?8 C5 o: G% Q2 K; D
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
+ ~) q! e' ?9 y0 B7 b9 zHolmes: I just picked it up.- n4 q' ]! `# }8 Q
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)' \! }* |% L  L) m/ D0 e3 Z1 i
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.. d+ k5 z" X: v2 C$ a* N
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。), \( Z3 o& T9 B2 l% c: W- l
Holmes: You did.) L0 F# G# q; d; Q* f6 Q
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)0 \( _* p' q3 o" i
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.. D# T, p. [: |
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。, g( q' e. b% Y$ L, l* g# F9 d
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.' `6 `& K. W/ N+ F& U( g6 @
Holmes: Granted.5 I. Y2 v6 r6 l& B' T5 c; w) u
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
& L$ p8 T# E5 m+ G9 c( F, w' aWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)  D1 ~0 f% }% O7 s7 X# p
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; Q+ X7 {, u* H1 `; [$ _0 R拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
. M9 v2 D3 A- Y1 OWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。& Q4 _/ j* |9 B& l% g1 X7 v
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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" V7 V' P' s1 RIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes0 }( C2 H; O% k1 j( E9 _) m: U
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
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Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
* B) p2 y) i, j' A8 E- |2 x7 e% q3 ^Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.- O; y6 \' Q; V; L' t; s) U6 Z
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
: C- b; i8 B% T$ h1 D" A9 tHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
2 e9 ~3 Q4 x/ \1 yWatson: Get that out of my face.. A) X$ T7 i2 U7 ~& s" @
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
  X1 D# w+ `# Y+ ~; {) F& p+ V  `" rWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
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Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
# G: ?0 ?3 ?. k' e$ L; A( r: PHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
' U* ?4 o: v4 V6 E5 t得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
" h/ I! O+ Q9 B! N& @  pWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
9 j( v* k) ?( G4 E, THolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
" \6 @8 D7 D* x( Y4 x6 QWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
: W) z$ g" c) zHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.$ q6 G, ]; P& z4 F$ }
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)+ A9 C6 t' k1 f, ]7 L7 t! D
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; k( [9 N* ]: b. {) s6 kHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)) K  N. X1 q" c8 _" V
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…3 D9 S+ r5 c. h' ^5 P/ A
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
3 g# T8 [# A' m' \8 h: a* \死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
5 L6 M- a3 ^6 @/ wHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
% @( O, y, g0 z& x3 l- d( w后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。7 R4 |0 X3 ]0 @2 H8 _; A* X6 t$ O6 Y. O
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)$ X) ^2 `+ i" ]7 s6 y) ~
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5 d% N" }, d4 P! y警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。! n% t  z3 F* R% |
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.- N- j$ m* M$ L6 i) O, d  D) i
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
& ^2 Y2 M, E3 s9 ]- I话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。8 k# y- n2 F. \0 D. t
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)  ?3 g, d0 N% d$ T5 l
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
3 e' O) @% v2 M5 p! q# pHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)5 b2 R0 T+ |- ~5 g( b
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
" y" B- V1 @8 N- o9 g& aWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
) ~! C8 c, [% V9 l. E; S1 fHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)4 n+ |: k8 m) D( w# }
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
# Q5 S- z$ S. lHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
+ F3 K1 n4 }# m+ _. R9 FWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
# e. g4 w' Y. T; Y# y$ WMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)' T5 g' J! N8 X0 Z
WatsonHolmes放了下来。), K- {& Z  P* s% l+ ~
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  L5 o1 o+ S- g总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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