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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
" f1 X+ J6 o9 F! sWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
! p+ c* d0 t- K/ wHolmes: I just picked it up.) k- s. D7 N8 u
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
8 Y0 ?4 v$ {# q5 CHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
1 o$ q+ ~1 b8 T+ sWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)- b/ P* F+ x4 i& l$ D, F) _- l6 ?
Holmes: You did.
% J6 K2 H+ }6 G% t" \(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)* a$ F  H" [' _7 `" y
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.0 h+ {8 s0 f, ^# z  t# Q9 u  y3 l
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2 K$ N  z& H6 H7 Y( {9 {宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
0 g) g% {7 \8 O( o; V. HWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
( G4 h1 d% u; M: eHolmes: Granted.% A) G- q; F/ d8 e+ H" d- m
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. b3 G% v7 k- I4 s' u晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。5 J  m: u0 Q. V5 ]) B5 ?) b% ~" r" Y
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。$ z" v; x9 J5 R. y3 p3 m, Y
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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! t: m9 ~& C5 t* X1 o" }9 I, M' NHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。5 g/ z' U8 i, a# S! `; U! O5 J' y
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9 A& T% `2 n2 n: z4 u: V5 kBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。; \: N- ]/ d# D6 g9 V$ l
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$ ?$ f* L0 z& c5 |" S; [Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
# d) q# r* {$ h# w2 G# i9 DIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
) Z5 D" y) ]: ?( @# n' cIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?1 H& S" |' R: {. X6 R9 R/ ~
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
/ R$ |" K  ~/ h" AIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.- N# j8 m; U) U5 ?: k. W: E, R8 y. P
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
- ]# A% n& V, R4 W1 c* N  hHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
8 Y5 c+ J$ c) `$ i3 @Watson: Get that out of my face.1 B& @: ?+ M+ K5 _
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
$ E7 f3 E2 V& Y- d' VWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
, s5 [. }& d1 S0 U/ q路人警官Clarky上场。
4 u1 [+ y: v5 o/ p' L; {1 BClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.- Z) Q$ B6 T0 j/ X7 p" x
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)$ U! T, M" _( x  v7 w: Z$ ~* ^2 k
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。5 B: b% [7 p$ p+ N+ w$ S" c
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
2 E; y1 s3 S0 n! yHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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7 s% @4 k8 q$ u' I8 ]8 v) c墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。5 H" ~" F: d% h4 _5 H1 k
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)5 c" [1 [  P# X0 Q2 E5 X! s0 p
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.5 F6 i# D! q" v6 T1 o: A; `& g7 w" L
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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+ C" v  P! p+ H1 i. j* ~河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
) s  Y7 j  c% x" c( |3 a: CHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
! _# X1 d' K2 G- xBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…* `  Z2 ?9 N5 Y' e
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
5 c9 k% l7 d: ]2 ?# t死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene7 C7 f: a/ `" I0 ^
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
* L7 ^/ f9 D" I% q* |后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
9 U+ o9 I2 D" L% L" w9 k% LHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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- Q* u$ T, Z/ J" S+ u警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。% r+ e4 i6 s4 B3 t' c
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.( x4 t1 h$ k0 h: f7 X
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: |9 g; h8 ?% N% T+ g1 ~/ K接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。4 y+ ]  Q$ U2 p1 v7 r* [  s, _
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
2 F! r+ n8 C# _, RHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)1 U$ E2 z+ h2 Z
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)& d# x; p8 u* ]3 K7 P
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)$ ?) k7 {  h& c$ U; ~" o  c
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
, B6 N8 n" J5 F# ]9 |Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)0 o  L, L1 w* V: q/ h7 |/ u
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
- e" L- |+ U" i# h% {- P$ w% u" [Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)9 T' J& U- |8 ?7 c  ]' f1 @
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
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/ L8 z" ~7 r) cMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)5 d* c) l+ _& g3 ]7 x/ U
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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