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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay/ _, Z( W$ h5 E: G
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。+ X2 W; E; Z- u8 d  J" ~. ]3 C; i
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
8 s8 h% {. J" SHolmes: I just picked it up.
& c" W4 V( k  C2 YWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)# \! E; I9 a  f: m7 E8 h
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
5 t4 D/ y3 N8 b, b0 p% L, |Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
! G  `% C: a1 h! h# Y$ d, C5 ]5 y. FHolmes: You did.
2 l2 d( {& h1 c& h7 @(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
6 @7 X6 D0 S$ o: P$ s1 N4 lHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.& \/ e7 W. A7 f- I
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。) k, r" O- _3 f
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
2 Z: I* {0 C- J- {) c8 W; |. cHolmes: Granted.. o: Q( ]' _. u% O6 \
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
/ U  ]* {$ `7 V2 Z# [1 m8 H" RWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)& |9 N0 U  g/ o4 ^8 w/ H
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" X3 v* b" n3 J8 ]- s! `WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
9 H. F6 X" e: N" `7 \8 X2 jWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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5 ~+ @, f4 h" a" sHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
' o) N/ V8 i- n7 i  H- j! rIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)$ s$ k1 i' ?5 s6 j4 v0 p  T" C
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?, G: q4 _4 e& x% \/ |7 i9 Y; S, ?+ u
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)  h  \  r$ q7 ?* }: f7 U
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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5 L' M0 K' w8 }! \  }4 RIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
# ^8 y4 {0 ^* `: r' C6 bHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
: w+ W! r) y2 M" Z0 FWatson: Get that out of my face.& u( V9 G/ w2 W' F/ i, [1 ~1 W
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
4 M7 W7 @" }1 _+ y, ^, QWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
  v3 y& l2 C) [0 W7 q路人警官Clarky上场。
! f. u; O/ A+ R( D  ~6 @Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.1 ]3 ^- p4 |  A
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
& \# J, u# z$ M得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。( U% v, j3 s3 O$ l5 F' `7 x: l5 w: Z
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?- v1 t# {: U* y2 s: K0 p
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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+ t$ p. I. }  m0 H/ N+ j4 e% w墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。( e0 g" U0 ]  H2 E" w
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
/ f' \& L/ ^8 i5 {Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
( _2 b0 B7 n- R/ \2 lWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。2 e) k1 g4 A1 _4 Q
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)) m* O1 u9 h, L% x$ Z4 @6 i+ N: q8 ]: Y
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…1 S8 F9 {% l  y5 Y" Z2 y+ m9 S1 C% ?" I
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)  U& y$ u5 q) r# U: `0 Z
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
! Y4 N$ P; m) ]; q/ f4 t$ v9 AHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
1 G! a  b2 {, b0 V3 o后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。# Y$ m# C9 }! d% t8 x
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)$ |3 d6 O+ l& A) F4 V
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9 R) ^. L6 s  a! L& h% t警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。/ K0 E# ?( i. K( v. N  b4 H  r
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.- t1 r9 ^# v) c; O8 i; [
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。9 V; U; Z% D( ?. G0 ~  v- Y# f( T" c3 x
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。8 x' |* F: d4 m; B- ]" ?, p3 k% o
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)( f- e  p' E+ ]! U: ^, Y, {: \$ O
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)2 f( B# N2 O6 k6 q9 k. ]+ @' D
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)* O, A( w6 ]: t, P6 I8 q- f2 W
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
1 m  S; M. }) d( F6 p' e! C: hWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)3 `. u7 J- U5 ^7 l; d9 @( g! T+ Q: N% j
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。). s8 K2 G' G2 z
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)- e. `4 b- c6 D4 I* h1 I5 r
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)! l  \6 x9 A6 }7 x" h- l4 c
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
; {  F: l7 P* p$ q4 DMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)2 E- Y' d1 \/ ~$ ~
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)7 u, b- U/ [3 k" x; @7 P$ P* H
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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