华园论坛

 找回密码
 注册会员

QQ登录

只需一步,快速开始

《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

[复制链接]
洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay。& e* N0 c, V! A7 e' @& I2 i4 E
***********
0 z' K- r5 ?- Y3 \1 M% S" s- o1.% ?4 i/ a) V& F9 c# h" W+ u2 A) M
影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的Shrelock和Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
0 j4 ^. r7 p' n7 c" b! y- |Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
; \0 R4 v# u8 ?! cHolmes: I just picked it up.4 W1 [  u' a0 a$ z+ V6 l
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)3 o8 \4 k" ?0 @7 m
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.7 I% v3 j$ f. b+ u1 D1 E
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
$ e$ F2 r$ ^( ]. O/ }. h0 p& VHolmes: You did.4 `' n1 ~6 g- Q( N% {. O
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)% }- V( b& N, m$ f0 _
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
* d* D4 q4 d, t" n. i4 B2.; u0 A+ q2 e+ u0 U+ y5 s/ B+ d
宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。Watson敲Holmes的房门。
! n2 t* f% D. R* z/ M& oWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
# o& l5 O* v/ H: s% Z, UHolmes: Granted.7 ?; I- J& w7 R3 L0 P  B' ~
3.5 H+ w3 m; C- l
晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。+ k; @6 e( @5 ~- D0 Y9 l
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
5 r0 k8 }( h7 L& J3 O4.
* R# n1 S; o0 a! U拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
0 D' r* X& t! K5 x5.
' Y* k' Y% E. u: A" \9 o* T9 XWatson带Holmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。! Q6 n) d7 N( Z) q. O1 r. v
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
/ t9 V: @% y/ U- @& G9 M6 M6 l6.
( k. l7 j9 I% z: f1 [6 HHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
8 f/ g3 b: _$ m7.
  H/ H% O6 s6 Y. BBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
, T- g- A8 D" R. Y8.' f! x8 d* N9 k* _* \
Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes。/ G2 V% a; Y2 D! v4 x
(Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)" X+ I: C5 \$ ~, A5 Z
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
! K" o, g2 S0 r7 H) eHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
2 @" P+ {& S. i: P: jIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
3 W# ^5 T9 `, \  [5 A/ V7 n, n9.4 ~; ^/ l. Y, Y( w" u8 G
Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕Irene的Holmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。! m) p" o7 m+ R6 V
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)$ s! g* n: y: q: r' q7 G% f5 {" O
Watson: Get that out of my face.$ z+ R: M( b. j; G+ F4 l1 f
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
' g0 b1 R8 R" K- ]Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.7 K8 s6 k; _) |
路人警官Clarky上场。/ t4 I8 e! a9 q! J; ]" r. X9 y
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
1 n% z% L9 W: S0 i9 S* lHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
/ Q5 s" B. P4 O- x3 S得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。- I2 r, |5 D$ V
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
+ i, ^( k9 C5 l$ ZHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.. s% v0 z0 |+ K
10.
9 a* g" F- X- s1 z' W墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
. _! y7 Q! g* f1 D9 h. w(Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
( M& a$ E, J  v# ~Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.8 Z# ]+ c- g9 n( x( Q  B7 @
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。); E) E& [) D1 L& q" P3 c- v
11.7 a1 c: b5 }4 s+ s/ }! ^
河边屠宰场,Blackwood装13地出场后。
; h0 ?% I; s# d( Y: ?2 n' }Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)( @/ N9 Z( b7 [$ K8 Z
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
# `1 s$ F( L/ RWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)( \& d* H) D& ?6 t( M! K
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了Sherck和Irene。
& r& e. z$ s- K1 J/ k8 v2 ~; {Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)7 d" P* H$ C$ p* L/ G+ w+ B/ I
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
- c+ K. a* n9 ~7 ^2 A6 t; jHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)( ^# l) s* K! g5 u0 m8 a- w2 G
12.
. @. Y/ Q+ r( t" A" `8 k警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。3 B* I  X6 m9 G  ~
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.8 C5 r$ e4 o3 r, x( p  `
13.
- g- X2 t4 j6 g/ @! v# n接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
" ], }. m! g4 w8 }, S/ D话说Watson和未婚妻Mary向Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。$ c0 y  Q& I: y% S5 f0 n
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟Watson)But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
" P4 i9 A# n3 V' _Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
2 g* X  i& ^% F; b% J: @! rHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
  F$ ~2 F+ L+ H2 y0 i1 nMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
6 b* c, e9 n" s( c+ ZWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
- [  X- W# q9 M- I+ V, PHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)% B% I1 B0 I. _+ e
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
$ J# `1 D8 [* [7 f& [Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)+ x- O( d6 n0 z0 s
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
1 q1 E0 M8 s0 S8 K8 u. uMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
' ]. a& Q: |! @; L* a(Watson把Holmes放了下来。)$ x6 q/ B. H8 K/ W% P2 o
***********
& f. t- K; C; y5 c. _9 @8 X总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册会员

本版积分规则

关于华大|华园照片|工作机会|物品交换|华大贴吧|我要表白|禁言帐号|手机论坛|HK ICP备09009564号|广告联系

Copyright 1960-2018 华园论坛-华大论坛 桑梓年华泉州厦门华侨大学论坛-最受华大学生欢迎的校园BBS站!

GMT+8, 2026-9-27 04:13 , Processed in 0.018395 second(s), 8 queries , Gzip On, MemCached On.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表