 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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2 S6 l+ P3 y1 _7 d影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 " J$ K7 ~; D* M
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
, Z/ Q* s! _: u8 G& vHolmes: I just picked it up.6 |. W b3 |* R
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
3 @$ {9 [" \& B/ FHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
% y9 Q& @7 j+ i0 wWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) - N% Q9 ~6 C" w% r9 X0 X
Holmes: You did.- N) X* v/ V* F; ]( ^: h
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
0 y& l* G; O% m- u! V5 RHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.: K. m8 q) m7 O9 S6 _, X1 l' n' T, y
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
6 U+ ?- m7 G1 Y ]% A2 e2 oWatson: Permission to enter the armory.# S# c2 R x. z' L h u% P
Holmes: Granted.
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" K2 O; ~% m+ ?0 K. r) k晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 / ] c; Q7 ?1 U) }
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 3 U0 p b+ z. ?8 {5 Y8 E& ?, C+ {
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 % G) A3 h) i. f7 f8 c* b
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) / h/ T7 D" a1 K
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 ; a" b9 Y" m+ ^8 L, A' n
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
2 a t7 Q" y( `$ v4 h( A8 Q- O: WIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
- ]$ L0 T# G! x4 w3 _8 B3 EHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
" ?3 F1 I* A1 @2 W$ }) t# L) hIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.6 E; p3 Y4 F. s
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
7 D0 s$ @" m6 PHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
2 E& ?* R6 l+ fWatson: Get that out of my face.
- p2 ~2 G, ]3 e* M0 t9 ?3 qHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.7 {2 A' J Z% h" r4 n
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
3 i, R+ h& V% j. w3 Q路人警官 Clarky上场。 * u9 Z- Z: M; s
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
2 S5 x) W: Z: G+ }% WHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) # S+ C% |4 Z. k1 C
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 8 p7 P- h! f) @( ?
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
" ~5 y* f/ B( [' s& g1 PHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 7 j4 T/ |4 c8 {# K; g* j) U
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.0 } {, [* f c1 p6 `
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) 0 |2 N( G; r: o6 [2 D
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
1 W$ P" Y' Y3 L2 j1 z. i: mWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
$ U4 ~- v* `2 m死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
, V0 j* k& E# e, |: j# L: IHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
! Y, J: q' h7 L" W9 v后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 ; V8 x3 q; Y, M" v7 o& n
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) ; \' ~; K+ r$ t' O, V/ q, L
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 " {) L" L: e) Z& s" r3 t
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.; g% r8 r0 b; z
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话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
% S+ g8 A& F( C6 F; L3 e+ z+ LHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 6 @0 ?2 {( W& w
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) " B# I' n& F' |. o7 |9 v, U
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) 8 v+ q! u( q. D" _. N' [; O3 Z
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
+ y2 ?0 [7 R/ Q1 u1 K: m7 QWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
, L' `* T: N0 G/ m$ ^; T$ z0 UHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
, H% F$ K- ^" h0 o) jWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
" b- z; u" ~8 g6 t1 xHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
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Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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. _0 w7 h- A1 [9 D6 g: O( @- d* H总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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