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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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8 q$ N! |$ O9 B# Q& _8 E9 j: R影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
, P  z! M& k  N% @  _Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
& Y! h( w1 ^( O  W3 [Holmes: I just picked it up.
3 G8 w; t8 ~8 w) ?& U+ v8 jWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)5 \7 ]' F1 Y( H. Q) B. N3 w5 Q
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
4 }7 m, n7 R' D7 E1 Y# oWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
* o6 G. t9 W+ }; H6 [/ {1 KHolmes: You did.
$ q1 `. e# A2 F' ?$ y. W) ~* j(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)9 V' ~4 H( t4 A$ M: r/ Y
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.# y/ @" X- [$ \" K
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。& A0 _- n4 E: C6 Q4 b9 ^& b8 o: z
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
9 D' }$ x) [, v0 e, y0 q. JHolmes: Granted.
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9 ^& }: i' R$ ?晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
8 Z$ F1 b8 N0 m; `! D) gWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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8 l" g3 C9 p/ V7 \6 s* M拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。9 \8 P1 }4 c+ a0 Y' P
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。0 H  |# y4 W' P0 W5 J
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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) n5 q# x& |  [6 hHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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5 Z% R; G; d4 q, [; {Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。; k' v! j0 L5 V5 V1 w9 n7 X6 j+ h
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" u- c1 {! ^% G8 t  p# g8 oIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
; Z, [8 n$ Q$ wIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)! }7 k7 {/ R# U& [8 W0 [: a3 D9 a5 n
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
2 K& q1 [2 X! u: x- K2 GHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)& D6 Q: k6 n- F9 Z
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.& p5 Y1 J1 \9 O3 B+ o
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4 S% z, Y$ T6 N4 T3 m; l0 oHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
' I! l, b( b6 Y, HWatson: Get that out of my face.& L# H8 [; B$ A" d0 D( |
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
8 N/ Q; y0 J- LWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.. R+ o) ~1 w- S" P$ s
路人警官Clarky上场。
# E* t* a. j$ r+ aClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
; U/ F4 M& L' D+ |% ~Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
" J; ~- k5 Q) c" Y: c$ }/ t9 h得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。( u( n! R4 J0 G7 T
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
1 U: Y$ N3 _0 h- S, X/ @) g- CHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.+ {! Z9 J+ s. Q9 f7 T
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$ r  i- }8 |' H+ M墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。: x  A3 l: Y) a) ~; g
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
7 r+ ^6 n$ l! m: c. r3 DHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.7 [# y, j( U+ E  Z! B
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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: K! |+ p) a! j; A5 _河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
: C2 j$ i: k- ]- t; E3 H- \Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
9 O5 i, f; @9 _/ ^4 r4 h7 ABlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
1 `; x3 [$ m: ?" i$ i0 u9 I( CWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
) L5 E1 d, ~* t6 n3 l$ j) n死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene/ @' a# m" B, O: ^4 t6 A
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
1 \0 S8 n2 h7 D& z( f后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
( R- C2 ?$ p3 |  ]" D& Q$ GHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。): \1 V: Z, Z# z, W, X3 R8 f' b0 V- u" _
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9 ^3 K' F  z+ d' VLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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  _% u& a4 |) O, ^, g接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
5 J6 {* P, e0 H. v0 a话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。6 F: D, ]' @' \7 M" e1 x) z
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
# X) A2 F$ A! j+ L5 mWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)& n: f1 j1 F" Z  ^
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
( _3 @$ `, ^2 _6 H8 h( S6 aMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
2 h1 k6 H8 P% h7 @. e$ h" u$ CWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)- q7 m3 |: j, J( o
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)$ A' m, e2 F! B) n: g! X6 J
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)9 w7 N) Z; h- I5 p! q9 |
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
7 {$ H- B: F! N3 K8 OWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
! I" J9 F* P* G* Y. _* q/ zMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
6 B4 n# h3 Z2 o" q& \; VWatsonHolmes放了下来。)+ j- u/ \8 m% Y( ~& x4 u
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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