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, Z& F9 M5 M3 U# A9 u' H; a2 K影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
: S0 }- w4 C1 I4 RWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) , e: a1 T9 p, C: e; ?
Holmes: I just picked it up.
9 P" _, q1 k+ r8 ^, B6 |2 lWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) 4 W2 X3 G7 W) ~" q7 w
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.5 d0 ]7 v+ s% h' |0 X& z& B
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
' l5 P7 R$ ^7 ^, h/ j9 L. v i0 dHolmes: You did.) c3 f3 A+ [5 A1 g& C, a
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
. Q- h, {9 L7 p8 }& X% t9 qHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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4 M- c/ I3 U* I7 I, k宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 8 v1 }* U4 T9 V, q, N7 b
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
) P! J# F i9 a7 o/ e* y- \* CHolmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 ; n6 T: _% z$ W' S# A2 N) {
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) 7 g; I9 F, E$ F# T
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 " \( E; m7 |* Q f4 Q
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: R% T$ B- Q1 q4 D' z& h1 W. M& [Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
6 ^, ~: o) S- @# c- @' k( a8 QWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) 2 `2 r, ?4 `4 s9 D2 Q
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, v3 A! C5 P ~, s5 x; p) t! \Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 8 t1 V& s" n0 ]6 K: F
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0 k- G3 ~' c/ B0 c" a9 k; m2 u! d5 JBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。 2 ~% g' q! N$ p) h% ~
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) M6 P8 V t. Z: `3 Z1 P7 a* UIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
) Q) H: v+ j! C) l2 M( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
7 U0 i) E- T7 x( ?' |+ u2 i" \Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?" C7 M$ t, W! g- y. r& N3 b% n
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) ' c6 f( V5 }; v4 ?( ]
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 ( ]* p+ f5 ]' I4 E, Y
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) $ g( S! p) v5 @+ t
Watson: Get that out of my face.
, N1 x" L! p' k; T9 b; LHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
, E6 G- N% H/ y# UWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face./ \) f1 r# I4 Z- `
路人警官 Clarky上场。
3 X& T. ?' C' Y! J0 L3 j$ qClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
4 M! M) a- Q$ b) L* z. bHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) . | e' ?7 f( ]0 v. A/ T
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 6 E$ ~0 Y$ l; s7 ^6 J: e1 Z
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
F8 V6 |- K H9 C7 ^8 Q* bHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.# @1 A+ X M% Q; R0 A
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1 R$ I* h8 X) \+ l+ N' C$ _2 T: ^墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
4 O/ g0 w, b6 X& p1 q( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。)
9 z R9 p8 F) U, m+ zHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.# j8 `& k6 G5 }0 i
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
' n8 l$ f6 b! k4 I9 l+ u xHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
1 r: m) j+ p2 OBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
L/ r7 d9 K# I7 rWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) 9 K8 J: G0 G4 C" C' V+ a) w) A, U. R
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 8 C* E: m$ {! U% \4 P' r% I' u. s
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) ; R0 O0 S3 i4 s0 W* n/ O
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 4 c' m% V4 G+ K% k
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) 4 b* {/ F4 P8 b& C) C) }
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2 }( d, @1 `% t H( V2 ^% m x! k警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 + C7 v6 O9 g5 G6 U3 M9 x; ^% W7 ]
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.1 n1 w; e8 n" Y/ z) |( i
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
Y. X- f9 A4 L话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
Q' @3 {/ H- e: S& ^Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
9 T6 E: l4 y. KWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
" Y( j9 K" ~- |9 d; A, @7 SHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) 4 h" }( K0 D* H; M- _2 E( l
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
& ]2 _; g, K" Y, L. I3 RWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
) B) e; X. v: C( cHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
. s; e9 n$ \, l/ ^9 F# H. n/ s; IWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
5 `5 u1 ]& l7 ?. h1 u6 JHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
' ~2 c' M+ L7 A: a6 M/ d, o8 wWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
1 R1 S' ~" U: N: `5 X5 v/ KMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) 4 x( U' j7 U$ v% B: C
( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。)
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) h' ~1 C; S/ b% w0 l- `总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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