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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay* o. P" E" j" L' ^( O
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" R/ U6 S! W0 G, U, U  a% x影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
8 ]# R5 C0 }! }$ g& D, ^  XWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
" ^6 g  U) a& tHolmes: I just picked it up., m4 q& e/ M5 k. E  w6 H
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)2 l* G, C; N" i2 ?0 m2 F5 p9 T
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
% G+ B; {1 {) R) `Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)0 M& O* m( e; @6 S; ~* r0 K* o
Holmes: You did.' B, M7 {1 X. O6 l' y
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)- D' n; P0 v7 a1 K
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
& ]9 o" t4 q" r( n1 N9 RWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
9 U0 _4 o- C' L/ c! g0 V& Q8 {Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。2 |. r) U5 J' J
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。. Y. f$ l/ g/ F
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) t; X8 C4 W& F8 BWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
1 t7 s8 Q5 q# XWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)! ^* g6 g, |: |: Y$ a
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。, M% r0 J* Z7 {* `0 d
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
+ ~( a& T% ^& @3 j2 X5 ^! K- JIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)2 P7 I3 D- Y# H7 X6 W' Y# \3 t; _
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
  I' M: D/ y# L: m1 }  Y9 \! fHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
3 t1 C- w0 f9 K  L1 J! Z9 L0 z9 b1 QIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.% `1 ~: Z% c6 h8 }
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% O. ^+ X' E( w+ q8 K2 L5 @( pIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。& V& F+ F/ [$ Y4 O$ Z& J0 x- C
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)" R# N) h7 b! K+ _: a( j
Watson: Get that out of my face.
/ d' A+ D! `4 X% qHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.' R: b% ^! ?6 y
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
* V8 Q- d4 c& D2 k/ h路人警官Clarky上场。
7 W$ X' F" Q# n, l) C/ L- W8 uClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.4 [9 M  `! ?7 h
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)9 ?: q/ R6 G. J  M
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
* r1 d4 T, j# }/ a4 g3 OWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
- f( d, I0 S  v; Y% O5 dHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.4 Y7 G' ?# W. m/ f" _
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# F  Q2 p/ O' h1 m# A$ A墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
  P- ?2 O8 t; v1 }, q& SWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)0 ~0 x' M% F' O( P! m
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
9 O- ^" t$ Y# W( k/ h7 {Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。  v5 P0 q: t2 D6 O1 I
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。): W3 t9 p) ?" w9 F; c
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
3 V, J3 ^% l; p& r( KWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
0 q/ N  P( S" O% h0 E! j死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
# F- Y' J2 e* ^- i! c+ MHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
# V. L6 ?) z7 N2 `3 i# ^8 |后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
; x# u) k( g- T7 @- G3 N" C5 V# KHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
( u  V  P* ^/ v) M3 \" LLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
; r6 A8 z: `9 `2 k$ \  X话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。, _! h6 f% M/ W+ y" s  {
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)4 r( F. c- f# x0 B
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)& C( Y& K. K: i8 i0 [
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
0 Z. b9 v, P6 TMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?( N: j2 q) U6 D( B. m+ f8 L( v4 z
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。), |. g# V- U6 j5 E. k
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)! `& D  z+ j! T1 v% c) K
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
/ u5 Z# z- b/ m1 v( LHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
9 ?7 j" q% c/ F9 |5 \6 VWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)% F8 R" t0 ^7 b+ X# I. a" Y
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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