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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay/ d, K" ]; \0 a/ w3 {/ m" ^! B" l
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2 Z, q" s1 m$ K9 F: P影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
3 N. ], m3 A9 m+ JWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
$ J4 R+ r3 Y8 RHolmes: I just picked it up.
. D! \7 U, I2 ?9 C4 d3 vWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
( Q' _3 E5 f" X5 [( rHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
, _- e, p8 v0 W, }& z" k, g5 k( yWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)  Y( T" \' n9 F, d
Holmes: You did.
, E1 d3 P  y, o3 \8 C, K- N(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)8 q1 y- R2 `$ B# x2 h& F9 T  s3 F
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.! r& i! `, M  @
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
+ X0 D" J3 v( T3 M, bWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
6 r$ w' d" k" O5 l7 |- m; QHolmes: Granted.
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& Y; @0 _9 L! z3 w0 Q7 D晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。: P) X. G# x" ^2 X- |' s
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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7 e) }0 I8 K# K6 D8 k, N1 r拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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2 f5 p! T6 c4 S1 c1 a; T, [! M9 qWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
+ g5 C. M' A7 p  l0 U4 kWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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/ N/ u# C- K% m1 F8 |! U( {1 OBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。2 j  D% n0 q: B8 H0 B. s( v
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes8 w. Q, Y0 ?5 x, t
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
4 |  C  b1 }3 b8 v8 w/ I. J  k' iIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?8 T& {, F2 U; ~
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)5 b4 g) _$ b3 F& H6 l0 s7 a
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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+ T- r& ]: a+ s% d5 v+ w" EIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
. E5 @. H( ^0 W4 oHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)0 T* r" p& x6 O, b- ]) T
Watson: Get that out of my face.
) ^4 p  C/ x- i) Y: V4 THolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
; Z5 e' w# I4 V& P: y( dWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
, I! L) R2 ~" d0 s7 l路人警官Clarky上场。
. H+ z$ S) z; A  G4 U) ?# t' }Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
7 G3 |4 J  `% cHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
* {& q  j! A: t& S得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
( J+ m: ^4 S+ ?( xWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
5 U- O: J% F  j; R5 xHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.# z5 Q, \0 f* ]0 H
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* R# R% P5 N, v. i: m4 d墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
8 B/ U7 z2 }  R1 P: S$ w. q/ b% a# \Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
- T7 m( ?1 K6 {- UHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
% ~1 X3 N" V5 G0 G0 p9 yWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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( D; b% z1 |* {3 G: a3 ]河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
- J; Z( O* d5 L8 o  sHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
. P- U7 l1 Z+ W5 Q* vBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
$ v6 A# }5 {7 B$ ~1 d2 }1 TWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)! V& H; h/ `, m' a0 Q! N9 G
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
0 P% D8 P' q0 w' G* eHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
5 H! g" ]4 N" e3 }" a' A/ x后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。' j; F2 Q0 f& U5 v
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)- R# G' n$ f% G
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
9 |3 k! g( @8 K. D* x% TLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.' o4 q, C, G. e, z2 z
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。9 x) M$ n/ }. [! G9 P9 v, g
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
, m4 v& Q1 z! R1 U8 b: i; \" OHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)& H7 L3 p* r/ ~  G/ Y0 B$ U
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)0 z, j, ?+ s% t" w9 m( o6 C
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
3 D! B% B+ d3 q! f+ CMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
% H6 |* Y- |! A8 r( C) XWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)5 H& S: L8 M5 ?0 J5 Q! w" F
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)9 J8 ~; _2 _. A0 |. c+ d
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
1 J% ]7 T6 x/ N" VHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)2 L- K7 y( Y! O* T  u
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)4 N& _! O) S* c
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)* n" C; W/ y' T# Q
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)! Z+ w4 Q0 o. v& \4 c5 w- @6 \, m
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- i+ Q0 I! C- i% q1 s" I7 F总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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