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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay。0 L5 i2 r# ~8 `' h) Y% f$ B" U
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的Shrelock和Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
: R" J) C" f& {; ^* ]9 M5 tWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)" B4 s5 P/ J* `
Holmes: I just picked it up.
: E' z6 w! t  W) WWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。); u" v  ]* c+ S
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
$ E, `: ~  K3 O0 ~- b  D( AWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
& N" O4 Z, ^- e5 D9 x/ PHolmes: You did.
' e6 D; U' G7 S, M, I1 T(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
, v% j- P, Q0 L  _Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.9 l+ k7 P7 K; R4 _1 X( v4 ?. x
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! v* i9 x& j, N, L, x+ ]9 n- |+ F宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。Watson敲Holmes的房门。2 {0 G2 A; U; I5 A) Q
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.7 |9 h7 Y  T. O7 k% H8 A
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
: v4 W, L$ A5 V% Q$ zWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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8 W1 e) X! H. B+ o' s7 b拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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6 Y" D+ n3 i8 ^: G! |, @% DWatson带Holmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
" A3 M2 j: ]% A" m) W( ?Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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  I5 ?0 e, X; ]Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。8 E7 e7 K: \% m+ u% e* S
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# f# b; N) Y$ i! dBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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4 X" f9 ^4 q+ N$ {Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes。
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  A/ E, z5 G& F6 W  bIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
' n5 O% T" G* E# a5 WHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)4 C  Z$ S8 W. I: W' X
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.% ]5 }2 l. n' {' \+ V
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕Irene的Holmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
+ z' y" [# X+ N9 x, S7 L7 @Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)% e! J/ J/ C) i# V5 G# e. i
Watson: Get that out of my face.
/ E( D. d% d# iHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand., U: S6 y$ {0 X* g& E/ f
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
5 G$ h( \; Z( F路人警官Clarky上场。
1 P: N: ^8 u- ]' }+ pClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
" l; }  N  M( F* E" e0 ^Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
6 Y$ t* W. D9 w5 l得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
3 b/ p2 y# p( I% b; L% b, Q$ _+ {: MWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
( }1 Y3 t/ y+ h2 E$ c' j) m3 w4 Z- P. bHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.6 x9 R( y0 Q: |  y3 Q1 q$ M
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
/ J4 j4 G3 h7 H2 M& w(Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)' k2 L3 D: s* H$ P2 m
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
+ E% J7 j6 B) o- _1 Z: M8 |' }+ ?* iWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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, k$ w* T/ S7 w% e6 M河边屠宰场,Blackwood装13地出场后。# H+ Y7 g; ?- X
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。), {! W( B5 h2 [/ J5 T2 E
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…$ n- s) ^" ^$ s! g$ W6 W' I. r) c: V; S' e
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)' `$ f4 I' S. v+ `' Z. p8 m) g6 h
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了Sherck和Irene。
! k6 E0 c) [; d3 M* M" SHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
/ N' a. _5 M1 |# U* A后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。: E4 N4 T" L4 k( r  d+ d4 U
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)  w) o5 x$ d" I( w, P
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
! H: n4 s# E  P% ^) }. G, MLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。( E6 w8 T" Y( K/ K  [
话说Watson和未婚妻Mary向Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。; z' }* \8 b- T6 h0 W
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟Watson)But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
% _3 ^' S1 V1 I2 z& {' R; d8 ]$ ?$ SWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
) d2 c$ y% n( Y- e! P2 T+ u. QHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
$ c* ~- N9 L/ z- H' SMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
+ ?6 L* y+ Q" m9 V9 e+ yWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。). Y+ L$ w- t% R3 G6 V; N
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)( ^, O3 w0 T3 ?2 V
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
8 |) \$ E9 R# h) _0 ?8 {8 wHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)6 r/ M% ]- a) F2 u5 h- {" ~  H6 P2 _
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)" `% X  B2 n( a5 o8 s- ~
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)5 x' S  M% u5 m% E. A5 d5 s
(Watson把Holmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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