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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay* _: w% p0 `6 X3 Y5 F- D
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。1 v9 T! N+ n; u
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
) }5 ]9 e# r1 f* N+ f4 w' NHolmes: I just picked it up.5 m# e% a7 a' k" T! T* P4 h
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
# F" W1 \; E- ~5 Y" U9 x1 k% UHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
7 O' W, v3 D- q6 j/ EWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
6 ^1 w( ~5 a$ V' e) Q5 [' \3 R' RHolmes: You did.
! S5 O2 f3 r) X+ ^% O! e8 {1 B1 E(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)& v( D; S* Y& t/ D
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
$ l8 _4 P; I7 s, d2 gWatson: Permission to enter the armory.4 y, \+ A6 q4 S5 y5 Z; {! }6 j
Holmes: Granted.
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( m" S+ r! P+ ^晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
, G  Q' M  |5 Z3 o' F$ [: W' KWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)  \. P% m* K+ Z: k! W
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, J* v2 P0 g$ o) B" n* ]拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。1 _9 v( K; u- A: W
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" p7 L: D$ `9 NWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。+ w* i9 `' b( L# j4 W
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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, n% D5 P; x/ k: a& G# zHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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2 m6 }( y7 k) [" d+ b$ }Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。; g# \, m; K' u8 A% t3 o0 I/ L8 z
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
* R9 M3 r, l0 I  ^$ ^! i0 l0 n# v5 iIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)! M  K1 `7 t) R) \0 W" h7 [6 A
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?( W: y( {1 A1 }  p" j. u
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)7 q+ Z0 \6 |' ]! C
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。1 j/ S  {/ f' P/ b. R
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
( R; ]4 s2 K4 K9 C' BWatson: Get that out of my face.+ E, k2 E3 ]' N- g3 G% L
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
+ x& b: K2 A+ W  W  n% |1 kWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.# B: r, D$ o& @5 q8 n6 q
路人警官Clarky上场。% G  E5 r9 l& A" o5 e4 t
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.) U6 J, i% T- i+ W/ o% ^
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
- }4 d$ @. z0 ^# C5 j得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。" L; y- v! \0 u
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?/ L& \$ Y$ L0 i( F
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.0 w2 _. K2 O4 z! A6 K* J1 ]  h; Y. t
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3 s' g# G% X( z6 k墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。' `% n) T) h! _+ e
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)1 `7 I9 ?6 a1 r6 ?6 ^
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
9 P# R* R; U* O9 q2 p9 [* yWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。), f+ V, Q' @( s( v
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7 C% B4 b+ k8 M* |% ?5 x1 `河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。8 {" v3 l1 m" v, d( ~+ l
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
  U( ~& r7 J9 r% O  i4 @' `# ^Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
; x! Y, C" S/ JWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)6 |- ?# n7 C- y3 J" i: L( v$ L1 ?( X
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene3 ~6 j& F7 @# z+ e5 f- m2 N* A
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
1 B# x: g& J0 W, t8 b1 Z后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
+ p  j7 m- w: DHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)* S5 ?. [& u* p, c
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。! o# r2 N6 S5 j# [7 V4 F. g" }
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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* {0 K' l) e% G0 E1 E接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。; M) ^$ e7 j" t" y
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
3 G0 J7 |3 I& D8 CHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)0 R3 K& Z2 r* J3 p- g
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)+ w1 \3 C: y( l# I
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
: X, ?( K+ Q0 A  L- qMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
2 [- z* b4 _3 J4 XWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)7 e: x2 K8 `* y- S$ P3 x$ x4 f
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
0 }+ q4 e0 S. N% uWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
( s( N# ]# ~. h" iHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
0 ^5 d' A' |, a5 E! ]Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
0 G5 H& T' A6 |Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
1 K8 q" O$ s# \% R$ IWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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) \5 K4 e" v- e# ~3 n3 I总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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