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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay% {4 X) r7 B' {7 z. M( }9 Q/ O
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
) ]  v- \+ a! `/ H! OWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
% A) E1 b# y' q; GHolmes: I just picked it up.: w7 j+ k: {( U$ \+ o# P
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
9 F2 p0 N& L2 r" b" L2 ?5 uHolmes: Knew I forgot something.( o2 E7 |0 X: l9 @' J- o
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)" x$ |" B( Z1 u% E0 p! T5 `* a, U
Holmes: You did.4 a, f! Q5 \9 u4 q
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)- }' j0 h3 l) L' j" Q( ?% s0 z
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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( J, |6 E% E8 `. h宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
7 _. A8 l5 @+ n9 O# r1 t% gWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
. T( O4 x0 S/ K1 K- pHolmes: Granted.5 e. k$ t- b# v4 }! ]
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/ {- b; z$ O; E" @5 G晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
" z; Y2 r- F0 H$ \% _Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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9 H/ L; U. }+ A拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。% A0 @4 B/ @8 r2 `, C4 i
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8 F3 [9 {# |: n, P4 |5 f: Q& y* NWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。! ?/ N& N7 a: i0 ^
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)2 ~  R" n5 x6 T6 r' O
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5 L/ w, P6 A0 c- B4 i3 u3 C& ]Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。/ y1 a! z# i; J1 A3 A2 J
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。* c4 @" d3 k: t; g
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0 B( l% u6 K% R9 @$ @Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
5 x# Z1 \" T( T; q1 {Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)7 C9 e% R4 j; A" N) ]
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?8 ?( u* \5 ~. x3 J1 i5 E# x8 D
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
/ t2 W5 q* _3 i$ [' w0 O  p, W9 @Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。2 F6 G  H+ A: L. J
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)# V$ x2 P$ V& m* \% r
Watson: Get that out of my face.
1 T6 z2 `* h- \4 WHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
0 D/ }/ C. p6 X4 `; Z% a7 HWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.( Z* S6 [' D; q& ]8 c2 d
路人警官Clarky上场。
6 X% H- N) H; t; N% nClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.$ y4 J1 U8 }5 U4 `9 I' i6 P0 B' j
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)0 |/ O9 M- h' }# X1 a; f
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。# J* l* S* I; O# a$ O
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?! e1 }& {, X0 ^+ [* ?6 o
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
3 ^# x2 n! x3 ]3 h  [, \  ~Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
9 z; s) J# f; g# YHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.9 X, s; i. X! U9 E( l
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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1 i  Z$ T) B3 s: q+ v( f% p河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。( K1 y$ A8 }. W, J: O5 W
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)( c, a1 _. T# f6 B9 A" P
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…& \8 L. P4 ~3 p% A2 }1 B$ \
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
1 W# q0 _; W& M& C( k死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
( n: o8 C% {+ kHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
# @2 i' I  E  N. s5 o, G: d+ x' {7 K后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。7 k5 L1 y8 C$ Y, }+ C1 ?
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。  a8 l* x9 W* `3 s
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.$ a7 j+ G1 m1 G& o1 A6 _; L
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话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
) ?, w( k: N" R9 C; mHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
: O. Q& H3 o6 P# G' MWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)- n5 Q5 ~, N1 W6 _% D2 Y
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)7 }9 }! A+ {$ I% o
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?! e6 [) y: ^9 W; x
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)$ A  ^: G7 [( e) q' x5 l% i
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。); V: L0 q, {5 O/ r
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)* c: y' C4 ]  K" z" y; V
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
. B/ \, ]2 U) U0 a% i$ aWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
& z: }8 U; J" i  ~' s& WMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)0 Y  _7 R, ]4 J9 |
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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