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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay# J6 w+ C3 r6 n; O5 n. ]! {$ }
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' {4 ?- X" y  v' b影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。' R8 ^3 `# m& n" r' b
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
+ Y& A0 G$ X! }) B4 p: C& ~Holmes: I just picked it up.
2 p! d7 g) O5 r$ TWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)) G+ x! |7 U2 U9 p4 G; I6 x1 t
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.8 p& [1 p3 p* ~5 X
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
4 U4 m7 l) l, H6 a" wHolmes: You did.
' l; K* m1 d% R/ n6 Y. r5 f(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)* E! v5 Z, x/ y7 X' s/ |
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.1 y5 l6 x, _: j9 t4 M6 v
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
, q* p9 d/ U! \: X3 C3 tWatson: Permission to enter the armory." b7 k6 g/ U7 \: l# L) m. g8 R6 t
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。; Y  @8 R' B) F3 ]( |0 v
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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4 {9 A7 Z% `& [+ \8 CWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。( h! P5 I1 v+ J" a4 X+ P
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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' }4 u2 Y, |  vBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。' g. a: e: `/ T! F
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5 `) @/ \: H7 w, E3 C1 NIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes: t+ C9 y4 {/ [) Y
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
( b0 P% D' v: C  a" B! m; \& sIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?, X$ t- q5 t. l! P
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)' E& _; V0 h- J
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。" A: A0 G, K& r$ o5 J3 W
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)  A, P5 h6 t( \4 Q8 S
Watson: Get that out of my face.
$ w9 A+ J: }4 |7 ]' N$ OHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
- Q- X1 v1 l0 a4 b! o. DWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.6 J' L) C7 v  V  A1 P) I; @
路人警官Clarky上场。) U! m! B8 V8 }/ @- `1 m6 W
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
( z0 S, y$ l- U( e8 f7 f5 l; LHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
" o; [  M3 C# Q8 p3 X  Q得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
8 k" n6 ^% }& Q  _" `Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?, o) E( c, _6 r) _) u
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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4 u2 F1 ?% A5 |2 N% ^8 j墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。* M  @! y8 G4 E1 d3 e. h( I* J
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)0 O1 s' D  o; o; v2 D
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
% s- r( S+ V# h3 ?6 @  I' zWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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6 Y: A: G+ }/ O- X. ]河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
; o* [0 X9 z, S$ r' T3 nHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)$ F! b9 ]# c  g4 i
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…; H8 n8 p* v3 V7 o
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)2 ~2 d6 a  B& _2 H
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
) [2 i- d6 ]5 U' o: U- SHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
; M' q# s; F2 k2 _: t8 \) A后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。1 D- V. _: m; ]; m5 j: e
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。1 Y3 c# P( k( C+ y
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.4 _8 F1 p! `4 }* m7 r6 K0 {
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
$ U3 e4 M6 o- e0 N$ O+ `话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
: V6 Z1 r) b8 H% qHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)5 a" _. Q) Z6 J+ v* m) J6 W- y
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。): B  y9 d) k9 q
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)  ]; q2 {+ G0 O
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
* f. n: g1 ~9 M# F# M* ~Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
/ T! |- w( X' T, ?Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。): @0 z& {7 J4 \
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)7 q% Q+ U# ]. r7 Y9 j9 N* e
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
% {% L$ t6 I+ V' l; @Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
3 b9 ~5 M  k2 q  ^1 H, x5 aMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。), H" Z+ B# ]+ f2 e8 Q4 e2 x7 Y2 y
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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/ {. Y& T! R) Z+ c2 _总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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