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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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# g+ y, I! \" y) u" Y$ h! E5 l7 Q影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。, @' }. S' j5 m! N$ \
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
2 H% G" C$ ?, m: C2 }Holmes: I just picked it up.8 m3 ]* K" w% U6 s1 J/ E
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)7 h) x& W( t1 M. d0 J0 T7 h3 y# W. I
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.4 `' P1 v- F0 T  u% d9 J
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)1 \6 \9 _4 v: u" _- c
Holmes: You did.
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. ~( Q7 x! B2 n7 T) r; r1 XHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.; E# D. i" G' r' k6 |# T, Z$ u
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2 p. @  Q% ]! W, X宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。' s$ S7 r( ?) i
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.$ [8 p3 w& [! i: e; Y% I) d
Holmes: Granted.
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4 m6 `$ A6 ?: |( H3 O晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。. _. q: D4 _# S" w
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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& Y. E! `! N2 {9 v& I拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。0 K. g% U, U* G3 m4 `# c7 K
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3 Y9 A" ]: D; O2 F. b- b" UWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
9 y& a3 ?, _) \2 |3 ?) PWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)3 ^3 l' V  U8 O/ i; G
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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! c$ h- `; @2 A7 s- f1 pIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes6 x; ?3 W8 ]/ x' i8 ?+ x# S
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
2 k+ [1 k5 q2 v7 o0 F5 s5 uIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?8 A/ x0 [* Z, U" Y
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。). G2 r2 k$ ^: ^! q
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.( F+ g; d+ S- O) B- p0 Z" C( O
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。( }9 r2 P, T' @+ ^1 \+ A  r0 f3 y
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)9 j1 ]! ]' X  G2 A0 m- p, S
Watson: Get that out of my face.# o3 O( h0 |. C% v5 }1 j5 }$ R
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.; m) B& |$ u, x
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
( ?6 ^5 K/ Y0 u$ j2 ?" b路人警官Clarky上场。7 A! E2 l/ b, W( S2 @+ S: {3 c6 ^
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
. c! f9 X! u& \- X3 G* H. d, fHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
5 K( [) t* a0 r6 V得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
4 `2 x  {2 r2 }9 O. A  ~* h5 ^Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
2 |& N5 \0 l4 u3 @! K& dHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.& o( F! E9 ]. ?9 i' O: c
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4 @: ^- ^8 b( g- ?) z0 }  P5 ?墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。6 }; s8 r% s' I. y1 X8 D
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)* ~7 D, M) U' ?2 L1 [: Z1 \& ?
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.- y9 Y0 x+ l0 V) i% U6 q
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)2 r% \: v) i5 l2 Z6 c
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5 I6 L+ N9 \; p) d2 w$ r河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
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Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…$ R3 @' a& t3 v* X# N  V
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)" _& H" s+ {/ P* k
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene- u" n# T2 {5 G+ ?
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
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Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)' |7 I( F' t. b& b) Q- [% M6 h
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  M2 y7 }: e6 Z# z1 ?  b, C警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。* ?" e" v( W- ]$ Y# |
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
1 k( c2 |. y" Q7 O话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
7 e) a0 p( I: G$ q1 k* HHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)6 l& j6 D/ ?+ I  @
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
- R$ Q: N/ b3 ]6 _- ]0 fHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)# I- s! K: J  e. e
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
3 X) D( D; u% N" I% _/ tWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
9 n! j* B- E! p8 gHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)( m5 q9 ?1 Z( o% S4 m( T& W
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
! }# s/ ~5 ^; `2 K* WHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)0 B' N& A* q8 {1 W6 F/ N
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)9 z/ c& g# a* X: W- t* J
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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; w8 j! Z0 {" G& l& N& {( q- m总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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