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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay+ I# U$ x& x* ?9 ?2 f, v
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$ M( v: Z0 n* }* W% K3 @影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。. d0 i/ h0 f$ \5 [8 Z3 Q9 b4 d
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)* M9 |9 j0 D4 ^/ T* \: X8 u4 ]8 h
Holmes: I just picked it up.
% b- K; \4 h4 o. r- B" p" YWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
7 p& J$ C* r. I2 L; G( |Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
* Y% ^+ g$ E4 A. g0 wWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
# Q. x: F4 ^" B9 L6 B* f7 K1 OHolmes: You did.8 X8 M9 F: z3 E2 l2 x
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)5 A" V" W# W3 o( T
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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, y: p& n& t( a( ^5 P宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
- i, b" J( R( {/ A! zWatson: Permission to enter the armory.# L% D& G  l4 R% T5 A0 o+ {. _
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
7 f3 n* X2 z1 `6 ?( i* ~6 ], j/ nWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)+ W9 I! a5 J9 R0 G- m, c8 K
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, T0 r$ r. |0 `: D9 w1 v拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。2 T$ Z' a6 }) a+ e
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)3 }( k) s' n" O& [. _- ?
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。* p% l" _) f# j5 i- {
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。5 h9 U- w2 Z" l- L5 |# F# J+ Q4 R
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( x8 M+ h; X" [Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
0 l+ s* S: {5 Z5 X' fIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)+ {" F; N6 |9 y7 l* h! B
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?, Q: H' I0 |/ F2 i( W
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
5 v8 i. i+ ^1 E3 |3 r" r0 |Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.- o) ~& M" R+ a  s$ B+ e, b4 h
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。% C  g6 P: T4 E7 ]3 C5 l
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)' d. `4 V% c' W, Y# @( M3 r7 H
Watson: Get that out of my face.; U8 u& b9 |3 H
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
2 f8 y+ I+ `1 N9 [7 nWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.* O/ @7 Q6 p, u+ z7 ?$ y! {' g: G7 y
路人警官Clarky上场。, L4 g8 v: o' M( Q: i" X- G$ D
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
8 y! r0 m; Y9 ?" S. K9 ^Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
3 e0 n! r+ E9 A得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。7 i6 X( {7 h4 u' u9 a/ o% g0 Y
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?* e6 |% T$ M( x# W
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.  \- \! \2 u4 {* e6 [5 N' c$ c* F
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0 \+ V; E$ T! I7 {: J6 H% X, \墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。2 l1 [" s. Y, k% E9 ?. {
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)! M* s* {9 I, U3 v9 A0 |
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.. C, D) h: f6 t3 _8 z! h
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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" d, P' _5 p% }! A* b1 L" Q3 j' L河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。. {$ \! @! v3 j$ f( D
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
3 E# X4 b* f3 RBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…" ^; t* r$ \0 D  T6 ^/ b2 y8 H
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)3 S3 f9 _- R# \) o4 Z1 [
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
0 N' u0 Q1 o2 A1 J, T% A' F$ bHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
) X% w5 G9 {1 B( F后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。" n1 Y* t, d  w9 ~' _& w3 v
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。& H' J# y, Z) X5 n& }6 ]. Q7 o
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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) {/ R- Z$ Z5 v0 Q3 G- \# ~% e8 m6 T接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
$ _* g7 l& }: T, n) a话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
, A: B4 \' @: |, T/ A% M. O/ [Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)" T% u" Y# w  @% e5 D, `6 S" S4 U$ K% @
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)# e7 S5 l" O! E) i9 M$ \2 E
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
7 _/ {  P' ~1 C8 Q8 PMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?/ r! P% N5 U" |6 Y1 ]
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
- e) w5 [+ ]2 \/ ZHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)# ]+ y! [  J' v  X  w  U) G% z9 `' h* e
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)  _% f1 z7 I2 U
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
2 a/ j8 Y1 A' BWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)* ?" A! L9 G/ [; j$ K& b! Y
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
$ j2 n: @" z4 A& E+ dWatsonHolmes放了下来。)! y  e' E5 i. L0 g; w: e. \
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% `  U, X% w# @. t6 ]! N: R2 D总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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