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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay( i4 L: @/ K0 N0 v5 t: Z1 @' ?; D
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  N/ R6 {+ q! r3 d影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。  l3 s! z! T# `7 L; s6 p
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。). G$ n3 ~6 j; Y, u* c3 C  a8 u
Holmes: I just picked it up.# w, a% B. z! J1 Y
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
" d4 K( z  B9 C- G4 bHolmes: Knew I forgot something.2 K2 Z3 ~4 P% E, l" P4 U# G( A2 j
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)* S2 i) {# \0 ~' e. S
Holmes: You did.5 K  g( p9 A+ e  W" [! s" X
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
7 W( E& x3 S8 |Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.0 y% x: Z: l, n
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
$ {. x3 }2 Z) l! g* F2 C+ EWatson: Permission to enter the armory.# {" ?# ~, H  _) n/ [/ a& b( ~
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。7 L' K7 z0 x( \9 r3 z7 W
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。! M5 u$ ?/ N0 b' R+ H
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8 u5 v) f6 A) _WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。$ W9 H0 ?& l" F8 s" F" Z' q
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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+ _) J' X2 P- U! kHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。4 W5 ~0 T8 D; W8 Q! u: c
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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1 f* W" |3 E8 ~4 NIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes9 ^* A" }! r+ q, X1 k0 b
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)5 J) a# H6 X+ e- I8 b! J
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
' u: y; N: Z: o4 k9 cHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
# D4 z9 m7 I! `1 \1 H! H* |Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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' Z5 [3 ]! X2 P3 KIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
0 p9 {  B- A% LHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。); `  f- X. \: E. S$ p
Watson: Get that out of my face., v1 Y1 S: m+ d& a+ m- D# O9 H
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.2 R+ g1 R9 e% V8 k& c
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
% Z4 a6 j9 R) \& _. z8 d路人警官Clarky上场。
% x' I0 |, F  z, wClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.' ?4 L7 Z& N" K/ Z# x4 Q( B/ y$ H
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)( ~; s, o/ {$ s7 p6 h  y
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
. {5 c* i  r/ D5 f% g# mWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
' U8 R# f/ s  C: I. Q4 {4 RHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.( \( {( H3 W% `! Q( A
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: P5 x" r. U# s% @墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。6 c6 }1 n  o- P( N
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)2 z; \0 O  [/ J. C; f/ h# D
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
) \  P! t2 g2 J; L- a2 _: @% S$ GWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。, B! j0 Z; |8 k' \# g! u3 ]
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
. ]6 i1 |( ~7 Q/ P$ ^2 yBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…+ m0 K' T! F9 \( {7 G5 E
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。), L5 ~  N4 W% ]. R. W
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
3 o6 r' V  E( u% aHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
. a0 h. R" t* p9 I2 s+ T; I+ G后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。, ?* n1 v8 w) P! b) M6 \" o
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)$ W) m2 }% m4 u  W  [" O
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' a; R& k6 A- E3 D警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。# Y4 e2 f7 D* D
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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. H& d# [* _! u, Q接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
" A9 o5 j7 n$ x5 q( N, c$ e话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
8 R) F' x: x- X* \& N6 O5 H% {# UHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。), q, P9 }: |$ w9 a- \4 J
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)6 `8 \9 }6 `: Y+ ^' f" F
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)& G  ~+ Z1 o8 `: r) K
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?1 K+ Y4 ]! \& f3 ~* t& P
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
3 e" v  b* z+ G9 Y, c9 _" aHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
! S8 @& n) J5 UWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)8 m7 \4 n9 ?& V# h# N# z! a8 a
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)' F: V" x4 [4 E$ H& d  ~
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)! J* Z7 L8 k: V1 ~, t9 O1 J
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。); d, Y8 Q9 {; \% {* J8 f
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)& V7 J! I2 B6 [$ C; R
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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