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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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5 }# G1 R+ j2 m* P( c* g% i; V3 ~影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。3 }2 r' H: z$ q1 N5 G& H
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)- x! m+ j" ~! B' d# r( g
Holmes: I just picked it up.
+ C7 D, g) B. F; f: b; oWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
- V; u" ^' _- f- KHolmes: Knew I forgot something.% G( @- k" b" [& D
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)5 I# k  p$ A( V, s# o( v
Holmes: You did.' Z; s" |6 T7 m- Z" ?
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
$ ~4 ?( u! T! W5 A& tHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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  z9 ~7 P! z1 F- w4 w' n: i4 Y! z宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。/ {7 l  B8 R) N# q: `
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.- r2 {- [- ]+ Z
Holmes: Granted.8 W+ D- U+ [8 h5 C' x5 {  N
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。$ ^! v6 G& G! y2 Y4 y& h" w
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
. o- N5 c, l: h2 q/ I8 U6 HWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)2 G+ r% g- X1 a* n+ R: X+ c
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8 e9 j1 j" b* N# s6 wHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。4 [( a- b- [7 t
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes' O" |& K& j3 P; `& y8 b* W
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
) T, t& G5 L  o- @& r. A1 nIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?$ v, t2 d9 b6 S& S  u  N. X
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
7 i" b  |8 _: C' ^- EIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope., Z& A. M9 s0 q1 K1 u; m. g
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- i( k; F5 E" n* C. HIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。' _* @2 [6 J$ J# }8 ]# y' ^# y; H
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
$ H8 C2 l+ x# m+ S# ^( k/ fWatson: Get that out of my face.. }! m5 N- ^6 l( n2 G+ t0 A" u/ L
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
! m! H. g! C: rWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
7 f2 S- Y- D5 c路人警官Clarky上场。
, Y# [% R- B, m' \6 u+ |; GClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
& g5 L' V: o8 T& r4 D9 H# aHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)* u8 L9 V" k, l3 d$ |4 n; }3 g
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。: [! N2 z, Q' g
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?9 S) A5 R& u3 c" g
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。8 a2 s( d5 p( _2 c4 i4 z. W% X
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
! U' P5 K2 u2 E* @' J9 l2 THolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.* L. n6 s' H& j
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。); M3 }) Z2 N  _" z, R5 \0 g/ n
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1 @, w' y# O8 ]+ w* p2 c河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。) O. e7 @; q+ N4 l
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
; C9 b8 C& c- {+ J7 L, P. f( hBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…* U, @  P+ Z2 p4 `! p, i! m2 ]
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
% f% G" X9 K4 \1 M! k: k死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
3 o; g& _+ ~$ T$ VHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
9 k; ^8 K& i: O$ l7 i% H后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。0 h/ q, o+ p1 @$ r, [
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)3 X. P  g  w( {
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。% p$ J% {3 u3 E9 B3 v- k
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.3 o: I8 R* `- D' L- Z0 a
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
. _1 J% U4 _6 i8 J$ t6 d话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。" \$ |7 T1 s3 M1 v) w& ?
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)8 I. ^, C. V( c
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
% G3 M5 i6 h. R* N: ^2 wHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)6 I' P' W5 W: f/ d- X) P
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
, g5 p. L$ L' I$ r8 ~( e4 U. H0 B  kWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
: Y# }/ t$ r/ f% i  u/ }Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)! N! s; y0 S% H5 v
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。): n2 a- z& Y2 T
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。), k3 ]" Y' t2 R( N& S4 ~$ E
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
* }7 N6 K1 l- ?- HMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
8 S# D5 c; C/ v% mWatsonHolmes放了下来。)" F- {" R3 t; _
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4 k8 j& l/ a% j; \3 ?8 k总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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