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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay* X$ D; g$ B1 b  @" n- ?
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; _& Y- |/ Z7 j4 i+ m6 u# t9 f影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。7 g  K0 P3 r" ?. \1 J( t$ J$ d
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)  U+ t3 |* k# R! D: n; P
Holmes: I just picked it up.
- _" A$ A* J9 H- Q  a5 j$ P; n8 mWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
7 c9 \3 [6 J. K$ h0 a/ o& CHolmes: Knew I forgot something." b# a" H. d" z: [0 v. M8 b) e
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)$ p, g. Y8 X& c8 L; f
Holmes: You did.
4 @7 J5 B& F3 {! I' W(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)( q  X1 r6 ~, ~  x0 I
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.; w/ R# R- v# I9 h
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
3 J7 U$ ?7 ^/ Z1 @" E) bWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
$ O3 ]2 u9 m( T5 k" OHolmes: Granted.
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) r7 Q- H9 u- S, k  I) u0 h9 n晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。2 M( n% q0 p7 E  R' u
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)9 P7 v% t! h9 b( i) g
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5 q& t2 e5 f- H* l5 _拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
2 D4 e+ M7 N! X" t/ ~Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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0 L5 z$ _, N9 S! Z7 A; \Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。: t& e; G# C% Y: n: V
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- t* `- U, Q* N5 b3 p% H0 |Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。. r& r" `9 a+ z! j; @- U/ O
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7 D" i$ o4 m9 U+ p2 o8 c& f" \7 zIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes1 G4 y. l3 q! _' V7 |1 t$ v
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)# M7 p& H$ W; q0 l  x  Y
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
5 G1 E) c, _3 V' A5 e- PHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)/ K( X  P$ o1 _/ S' \
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。8 R3 m  _' ~% e0 K6 K
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
; r- B& s- m2 ]: XWatson: Get that out of my face.
9 a4 j" V! p/ V1 p; a5 iHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.- E/ V/ Z3 Q& `+ o$ h1 _+ S/ Z0 c
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
# i% i$ F7 o& y8 M路人警官Clarky上场。5 w0 D5 q. B7 `) i/ l, O5 r# |8 L" D
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
" R4 v' f0 n, ?6 y" @Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
6 S* d" j9 _5 T# t  K6 Z" Z/ y得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。2 h5 R( Q4 q3 }" n7 b7 L
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?. G7 ~2 W; S# r9 s/ [) J$ K
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.' h# E' ~: o. ?6 Y& O
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+ I/ w/ U! j4 }# k3 f( s0 X& U0 W墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。0 G. _4 p( J, j. O7 A
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
4 L! c5 F1 K* M8 }) S- ZHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely." f3 L2 s4 C3 U. H- R5 u
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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; y9 v6 Z' j2 d河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
: Z. ~, T; I6 q0 S( n7 P" kHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
3 _0 T+ q( j% S$ K$ s+ }Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
# d9 V; X, L' K* h# Z8 rWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
% P" J  c$ O' y# r- s* h3 U死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
/ e& F2 k) u: I' z: n, g) SHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
; G$ T* C1 k; Y4 V! ~( {后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。7 f( K3 S2 M7 j. Z- K1 }+ i* c
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。* z( K( g1 {4 _/ B& Y9 g# ^
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.8 J6 C7 h2 ~% U
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。" n9 x  g# \+ Q8 ~' ]
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。. n2 Y, H" F% p
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
, m  x* y8 }2 i2 z# HWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
4 A/ d4 d8 ^; e% o+ THolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)% Q- T2 K$ Y/ s  z
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?: Z/ l* o* _0 z' J+ ]5 ~7 y/ K9 c' j" [
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
4 B2 y) b1 H6 T$ f/ G3 s0 T$ VHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)% v+ F9 r- A& a+ t# Q
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
2 B; |1 ~  y2 W% Z' }0 ^: oHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)1 m" m# l+ p) _+ v; J) X1 j% V# \
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)  D4 L# ]6 ~' v9 m2 U
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)8 f' t1 R% [. O2 G
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)0 a. ?0 j/ [$ w2 \; P
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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