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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay+ x* c. T- M$ d' P- c. W% T$ Y
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
6 P* ~/ s) g6 p. _- hWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
3 y( j: e+ f9 y; g5 N! cHolmes: I just picked it up.3 L! \0 z* r! b- d- ?
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)4 p$ f  S1 `9 R
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.* @6 q& @. h! g  m8 u# M/ A
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
; c( t( p0 Y  r9 bHolmes: You did.; j, p/ v. f+ T& H" s7 i
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)+ {# Y" A$ F8 u  @* w9 y
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.5 m2 T) k1 x- L" s' h
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$ V! n- ^9 _5 j# Y" J2 \宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。) [! K, ]) Q+ I6 c4 W6 {  M: s; a
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.7 A5 z. M' t. y9 m5 X& E; U
Holmes: Granted.' ~+ M1 z9 N5 S: Y9 T
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0 G. N% h: j! v晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。/ y! j, Z" m( Q) r
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)- g4 I' v. b  ]  D4 E' C
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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5 s$ a& F/ `* F, }' N9 MWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
" r- E3 k' K8 ~: t/ x- MWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)7 b/ {! S( _, l/ o" _) ~' S, b
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$ H  O$ ]- k$ A2 ~4 VHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。- j4 U- ~# ~& B/ c; \
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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  J/ Q7 @  x9 Z) I4 vIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes1 x  l9 t* b7 M+ \, P' s$ N
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)  G* I5 A% H! Z- s1 f' K+ L( P8 i7 |
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
# M- l( X( `( a  a! }4 x: OHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)' d/ A3 Y; P  d: C- f) L9 ]
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
& w/ r* f4 [2 ~% ]/ z1 kHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
3 Y8 K9 D, Y1 i( s; V' oWatson: Get that out of my face.
! e$ R, @% r4 P4 Z4 g1 V5 o" ?9 ?Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
3 z: M9 g3 A. ]+ o9 QWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.' L- ^1 o3 ^- D& b9 _
路人警官Clarky上场。. G% G) h# G0 r4 r
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
( ^( ~- G+ I2 [0 DHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)& x8 y! r2 B1 e+ V; _2 L
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。0 {( o8 ~6 ]" [) x% q6 s
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
* _+ Y8 ?3 A2 e1 g5 ~Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
# J: R- Z1 I4 v0 ~% ~8 y) Y/ L( _Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)9 k* J& _: Z  F6 I
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.1 d. K0 G3 f: P8 i6 j7 }* V
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
% c3 W% B8 a, U& I; dHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
( t+ p- v' Q5 a8 NBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…. i7 F1 q  H. ]  X
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。). K7 C; x" h( t+ |
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
( r2 y  ?7 r+ c4 {' B1 g& fHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
# `9 [. {+ |& {) f后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。) p, H% g$ d$ _
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)2 V3 y$ a7 t' c2 z8 I7 t
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3 i1 a$ P$ j2 I$ r1 [警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。" j8 [# V! l/ r8 @; o( U+ t) G
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.8 u0 e0 w, P- L, `
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
' W5 K. _9 S9 F0 U+ B话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。, a: ]! D, [* p; k7 {
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)8 {; Y; F6 H4 H  l1 Q
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
% a, c. a$ j0 s* E! lHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
: p% K( K0 A. P( ^Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?- z) R+ X2 c$ o0 T# c
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)6 l9 y4 r+ R9 K* J2 @0 J
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)0 W1 I0 ^3 r; P! m
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
, ]0 H+ r4 _, J- |) iHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)8 j" O/ m4 x' r& z% V
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
" V6 F* |4 m  ^  j# z5 f0 @  i* HMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
% O3 g& |7 b8 D# R+ y. \WatsonHolmes放了下来。)" o/ T. ~3 x( F' q$ H, S+ z& |) W
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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