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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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4 k8 X8 \, M& l/ h& @影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
" R" L0 r5 l; YWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
" s% h% V5 G% r. |1 G" `3 OHolmes: I just picked it up.
6 h6 e3 T$ K, L1 i' jWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)# V  V) z6 N4 @
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.. j4 B" v$ V8 J7 G1 `$ l
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)5 `1 X' }6 T' Q* u) x' ~) m
Holmes: You did.
5 ~0 _" M8 S: y! i: g" y(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)) y& h4 I: E& @# p
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.( i/ G: n6 G0 W! I# `. C6 t
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
& ^6 V6 G# }" F+ `Watson: Permission to enter the armory./ |$ q2 B4 H0 r7 E* b9 o
Holmes: Granted.
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; j6 \5 U) w+ y7 `. k* `晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
( x4 P0 G; |7 H# {Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。: O0 {) |* y" r9 {! Q7 p
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$ L% F/ o4 @6 A" [$ W# }1 JWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
) Y! _/ w0 P, g* D4 |/ g  L- E1 DWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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8 _& x6 Q( W4 B9 D1 z( Z$ G% wHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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- g  D- u% E) P) m) m) FBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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1 P$ h6 ]1 F+ c1 W4 B  pIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes% I3 Q# T, r* u3 Q
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
9 J- ]5 F% C7 H( ~; k1 u+ \$ E% ]# vIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
5 X4 D, N3 R1 h8 H* E- DHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
4 h5 a  o; _- A) ^7 ]2 u  AIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
9 C8 _$ j* ~3 v/ x, q1 H* ^. EHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)* s/ L" n0 J. K$ A
Watson: Get that out of my face.9 w* [. ^0 K  \0 K, t) h6 y+ N: e
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
: |5 ^) X: r7 C3 Z! gWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.# s) g* N0 }# j/ q" c
路人警官Clarky上场。
- @5 i  ]. r8 ZClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.& O2 U8 R- U4 L8 W$ ~& X6 @( P
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)$ u2 Z. a9 N) L( [$ h7 ^% m6 ]
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
( b" M: d: R# v! `Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?! R8 D1 U0 H- M2 `
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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# J# W# `4 x9 m4 Z墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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- S$ F! l) l% {& aHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.0 F3 H! W  c1 ?7 C
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
/ F: E! }. U1 _0 LHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)' N; a. T3 I# b% i
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
: z2 s# Y4 B8 u& C* v9 t7 d$ w& MWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)/ [7 t1 H' r3 P2 _0 B) W
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene& _" C' N/ M! E! u' c* s' y
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)5 F, @1 _, r( \/ W8 Z  T( B2 {6 z
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。3 i0 d. C. m) g
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.# B. q* t1 A/ _  k
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
# T3 p/ D2 m% ?话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。/ a5 [1 |' g& j% H# }: N) a
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)7 l/ ~) r# Z  h$ U
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)4 W- D& t* _; t9 C
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
- ?  r# L& w6 c: t: sMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?( U7 \+ ^7 y% O( h5 J9 V  Q1 h  @
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)7 d: G$ O: b. W# e1 ?/ R! f
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)6 X3 E+ T4 {& t' i0 R
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)3 t# P3 _6 m7 y; F$ m; B( _7 @
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
: B+ |# L4 E6 N7 QWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)5 w3 Z: |) s" {6 V
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)/ i- ^! t5 i4 S# M) V1 ~
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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% i  L# T6 H+ e) V( z5 o总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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