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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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& P5 [. S) O. o" W影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。3 Z' q+ k( [) r* Z' u
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)1 b) i+ V) |' R8 M  M/ i
Holmes: I just picked it up.
+ [9 j% ]# S* W+ ]2 r, YWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)) ]. ^8 S, {( C% c2 [. {& @
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
- I& c7 ~# [7 l8 r, dWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)6 B! F5 ?( X# i6 _
Holmes: You did.7 c8 c  u& |% g3 M% l
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)2 u, R% Y2 a( ?! x9 q$ \& z7 a
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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' f* Q' ]" [; X- _" k) G4 G宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
0 O& F. M1 `% \3 ~; JWatson: Permission to enter the armory.( E7 N! Q4 T0 f5 m/ [% O) R
Holmes: Granted.
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# j3 |# p. Z$ o晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。, I* ~2 Z3 L: ?# S! F
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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% |9 a5 x8 ?, N8 o- r拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。! w+ r  f# f0 L0 ]. ^9 s
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! m9 F* o7 E) p- zWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
5 n/ r8 ?) g/ Z. d& Y- p: fWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)& a/ g( s9 P9 u% c/ k; A3 g
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。. T; e' B8 Q* d
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes" Q) C4 ?( m% z, W3 d  G9 x
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)8 O1 @' w4 V" |' D
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
6 s/ {1 ]7 ]9 b( t" [8 YHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
+ ~; j" C& N5 [& W) p. aIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.+ s6 d* Z$ `( [7 e4 V& h- O8 U
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( R  w2 h+ z9 c" _# }, OIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。! G9 q' D8 O- k. u
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)9 w$ |$ w0 {& h3 f5 @0 r' D
Watson: Get that out of my face.
/ c9 F6 \$ D9 ?, y- IHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
! t; y% I( d/ b. }4 SWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.& Q1 W. X# ?5 G) @- B' e) O
路人警官Clarky上场。
- z% ~3 L2 J2 ]% e: w  nClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
! ]) T9 O+ \3 M" t8 j9 s9 G2 g( hHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
5 e" R( V$ S/ I# L得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。1 s9 g* P+ c* C* @$ k  Q1 n
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?' A* I8 I6 ^" _4 r
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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$ X& l4 L: P6 Z  K- k2 p$ z$ j墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。0 N' N/ B9 B* [
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)) b: V  c2 ?0 L! w$ c
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
, l$ K8 k- \8 A- Q' qHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
* d! B5 t, L9 i5 l  J  r( _, V) CBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…* T: {% |: s( q7 _
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
) t" p3 x2 r. i3 g+ w死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene6 o" w' D8 J$ D, a1 S
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
* Q( y7 G  S% ]4 O后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。" \2 R0 L) T& w. O) H6 f0 C
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
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% J, O( ]3 b6 W; b接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
. f/ Y4 @8 Q# b: W$ Y话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
2 Q. ~" x, g& i) Q& m% h+ fHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
6 O7 ^7 V4 W( d1 u* B' J$ `Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
/ H4 \% Q: V; E" s7 ~- I, uHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
' H5 V, V$ S, `$ n1 X+ XMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
, `, y: h# P* WWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
/ c2 \5 @3 c2 a6 g7 `4 ?. WHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)- S  b: H8 c2 S/ L# H0 D! O( y
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)- M, _* a5 G. A# n+ I! l  p& ^& ~
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)& |0 u" g7 o, s8 D9 _
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)/ H0 c6 I; o0 R5 q
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
& D; c1 k& {* a; |: T' r& oWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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0 J- @# X, D* a总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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