 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。 - C% l4 J: }8 T" X( U$ N
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* T: [) _2 ~3 H4 X. U- T: W影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
8 H# }- P, \$ X# DWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) . Z- k" |* M$ t: X
Holmes: I just picked it up.
' S& x* [2 _7 i( B& zWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
( w( \# W, n/ z" m! z$ \Holmes: Knew I forgot something.1 H* N! A% i0 Q- b( n6 Z- ?& F
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) }% q, V7 B3 Q1 c
Holmes: You did.6 Y+ R5 g7 A# d; c$ Y. h- ^9 z
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) & N v; g4 B, Q8 ~' `+ j
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
+ O" D, _. j# g0 J1 c( } mWatson: Permission to enter the armory.6 l8 P+ i7 }) \
Holmes: Granted.2 B) i: C9 J& t' n! @
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0 t8 V! J0 X7 b- V: P* j' e/ W晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
9 ` x2 L% m( X) g u/ IWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) . p9 r7 z% c) m
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 - H4 g6 B( [ `% }+ m* [
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8 S; V0 G, ?, k4 r& yWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
0 e4 e5 u3 A1 J2 e% H4 X* {; AWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) # @7 N. l+ J$ U* }+ J0 j
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8 X# o, e( q+ x+ j/ g4 UHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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* X+ o' ~/ R7 FIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
5 z8 F! j6 J1 F# k3 t7 y* q( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
! [7 Y5 p$ }! HIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
8 b A) u5 `+ i' } s3 EHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) ) t6 w4 l/ d* ]9 c7 y
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
) z6 c8 y# I P, K7 j( rHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) . P [0 R: B) `# V G: O+ x
Watson: Get that out of my face.$ [+ d) B k2 C. _2 u M8 {
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
! Q! Y( X: X/ V2 \1 L2 e" Z# oWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
! v4 Z8 q4 S$ N) |- E) T. u路人警官 Clarky上场。
6 A9 S% j6 y# l3 k( `" Q0 K+ X$ Z0 M/ JClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
" T/ J6 _$ a z! G0 u. DHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) . }) ~8 f5 u: k
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
, V* a2 |" `) @8 ^# xWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
# c& q- W6 y5 ^- ?- d% v# FHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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: e* z1 |$ C! V& fHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
- w! U+ O H9 J$ f9 ]- sWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 4 E# K. F3 E% [4 ?. X" @
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; x! n1 }# o; k河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
4 X& J7 G! p I4 I. [. PHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
! t4 \& K* L4 v. L, K- _9 HBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
8 \4 p/ ]5 X: L% @0 Z6 q7 VWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) : d( \6 V0 ~/ S* T
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 " U* U0 e$ I! i* O/ b: s$ r
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
9 w) q1 P% I6 c6 L2 b( o后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 : I, x3 C/ E/ O: [ |3 X: E
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) $ r, j) Y3 h. S( D7 Z* p0 M% y, u
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 0 U) u ~4 M' H9 g2 R
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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' }. u4 D( U8 }" c0 \- A接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
7 q% `$ _9 `' S4 l! ?; h5 r7 X; `话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
/ m" o0 B0 S& Q4 x$ d8 i3 h( uHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 0 Z% P+ f9 r8 K( a
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
9 z7 f. a% z3 ^# THolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
% q; H$ ]4 t: WHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
9 F4 G- Q# z3 }Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
% V" O; {- o; L2 v0 Z3 z7 k) sHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) 5 k B0 g$ J* c; l4 |
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
$ A4 ]& T- `$ KMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) 9 j3 e) ]' W% e" u) G( W6 G" b3 {* h# d
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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