 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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' O+ h9 N: ?' M3 ^+ y影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
" p0 w/ G3 E/ P' gWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
. R! D- o- I! }0 \, s: N% jHolmes: I just picked it up.* W6 K; ^. C4 {! A) i
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) 2 ~& ~0 [* u$ c
Holmes: Knew I forgot something./ k! |$ i. w" E5 C" M8 w
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) ' ]# \6 t8 |6 g0 [" Q5 `1 P
Holmes: You did.3 ^/ Z: X; y; {
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) 4 A% K% \" ]( \
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.5 y- ~" W- X- Z7 {
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
/ B( y) E) V- W" }& f- k& wWatson: Permission to enter the armory.; V* J) n7 X$ ]$ D$ C3 Q0 g5 ~
Holmes: Granted.
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. N, i* c. o! a% ]" |8 O晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
. M/ |( r) ?+ u& eWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) & E& `% ?5 [) J: M7 ^/ c
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 3 \2 s2 a+ F5 u, v
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) , ~/ N b% ]2 C) K+ M
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 0 S' f" g) ]/ V6 N9 Y, ?
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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" e1 g1 n0 q4 d9 s5 gIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?% T! F; c y+ y4 d
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
7 b( L' ^# l9 x7 t5 |Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.; Q( Q0 t- K2 C. W$ a- p
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6 ]2 D7 ~4 j2 J. Z' a I% J1 eIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
! X6 i4 ~! P9 t k+ \4 P% LHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
1 M( i4 Q' T* J+ q. S: s) G( IWatson: Get that out of my face.
" ?( f# @, Z: m- I9 ?: A2 ^Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand., ?, z% w! _; E+ h
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
6 m$ E+ `3 A @6 E0 C/ r# p# q路人警官 Clarky上场。 ( K6 y5 E6 V, K! N/ H* d. [
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.$ D P8 U* K' |0 \3 V0 s
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
4 b: ]( v, T% r+ `' E) G& H得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 , P" w8 U+ j8 S& s- \: `
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?6 h- Q+ O8 C7 o7 R3 g
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not." U. k- K8 H' ?5 L: j
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 + E6 I0 ~, e2 H
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
7 ^$ }2 m o2 @6 W$ nWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 1 S# h# ^( l E7 _9 q+ r- m. z
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。 ! I3 v" I8 a1 i; W) \4 _$ m
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) / H* E1 s. u0 U5 A) f! _$ x3 N
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…- v8 k$ G2 q: U% ]1 j; r( f
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) * {6 v3 A& F4 Y! [
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 * U7 C% b+ ?+ k4 e/ [! e# k
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
: J ]8 j) d& M( ~' f: u5 S后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 3 F* Y) ^9 C* U# @4 p! a+ w5 ^2 N
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 1 y* X9 F) W* p: ~* d) N* k9 f3 Q* W$ F W
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.' p! ]) _1 ]( d: ^! z& Z( B
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. F8 F1 Y6 Q; M话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
+ J$ c( u) p; |. C) ^- HHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
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Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
5 G+ R( Q$ Q3 z T3 V. s8 KMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
9 j, q, L' D( n G. l5 iWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
- ^3 |' {1 M' hHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) 1 J7 K' H6 N" {5 y% t. U, t9 ]
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
+ A/ V% t$ ]: Z. s( VHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
6 u9 [( Z1 S6 y% a RWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) 4 z+ W- z, D0 K! F
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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5 ]4 \3 N% C* ^& b1 M1 c; h2 {总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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