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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay& |) z2 K3 d) I% f! b0 x
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。' r! g" Z7 Z0 }5 m
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
1 ?9 g! m6 ~& {8 G& r  @Holmes: I just picked it up.
/ \' w7 m( [3 q1 X1 s2 N7 E$ n, IWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
: S4 N' V, \6 S/ |4 c& r6 zHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
0 B: Z/ k: g( d, i; [0 i4 LWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)+ h! ]" T% V* c4 b
Holmes: You did.% ?3 }; A5 p& {: f) T, O
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
% \) J  c9 b0 D1 S# h& [  [4 `Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.$ m% z- C7 B! b; S- i' P
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。0 B' H: s' ~6 O2 C: s
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
1 g$ q% y3 t' D' H0 H( o/ NHolmes: Granted.
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3 R3 h6 K* n/ j! @0 P晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。' |6 v& A. F" ^3 L
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)+ [3 l7 W: F- t- G3 e/ J" A
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. W2 O  y5 S# Z5 J2 ]0 v拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。* E; o, o! e6 K  L" V( }" r7 x
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
3 c) w, K% k: x7 K. q" MWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)$ `0 [! q$ N: s! u; V
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0 C1 F5 y! n0 H0 M  Y( s9 F2 p, U6 ?Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。  x' k1 `$ @+ \3 H* O
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6 o) R2 e  m5 DBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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) D& B3 G3 q2 [: }4 LIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes0 A+ B0 a1 q6 u; i( h" S
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)# v! }4 S  D! |, {2 ~2 k* F2 Q: z: ^! n
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
2 q3 Q/ R' s4 o! B/ _. u+ @Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。). ]% ?( L1 V$ @! j& P
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
. _; p  B+ O; L+ S4 V! bHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
1 k, u* h; x3 e& M- _. ~- X. tWatson: Get that out of my face.
, h# Z7 r: v2 `: z( M  d0 W7 [9 AHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
5 G/ G8 {! i5 lWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
$ X) r3 x8 [% u路人警官Clarky上场。
: ]! w+ [7 f+ B& m! X" B: pClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
2 x, D; c/ Y3 e- U, Y/ tHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)5 P& d6 V# F- E, B" }
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。) u( l4 v( I$ m8 d
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?/ a; p7 s3 ]4 K1 [9 @' l8 O4 f
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.: M! a; x% G  w: X. m
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。5 r# `% T$ w0 m% O0 ]+ Q
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)1 f' `' Q' P2 |# n1 n5 s. k
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
9 w  _# A! n+ K( k6 F; f5 ^Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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; \* E9 t" F5 {$ x$ t河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。' ]' U  M4 {! ]6 `
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)) J) S8 n" U) i5 m
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
5 s, F  @# |0 W5 n; E4 N' sWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)5 L2 z+ z  h& v  J0 R
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
* G  R3 I: d2 I7 r. wHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
4 m! d0 p7 L, |; i5 {后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。4 W( E( m" f9 B; |
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。), a3 `4 z; ~/ }- W& {: d) d! X( K
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7 E9 {, I: [; y& R+ D警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。. U& J6 W1 D7 @- o  f# p
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.3 V! l; }) G0 y- W3 k3 l% P* r
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  K$ M1 Z5 S# G2 s% z* j6 }接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
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' @& y& I, M9 a6 ?+ E+ wHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
* v0 c  C8 t% JWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
9 |% V" b. i; V# |- cHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
! T/ L7 V" L; e7 D% D2 g/ yMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
, n! g& l' `, @, h6 G: sWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)( E7 @: o9 Z& n: B+ F  v
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
6 {, T, Y6 T* @$ m9 {Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)! {- L, k7 E& J3 a. o
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
! P+ U3 y% L& ~2 s- ]5 S4 E6 aWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
3 c2 T$ l% s& h! Z8 gMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
: }( ~% {9 j' Q" {+ S- y+ h! @WatsonHolmes放了下来。)9 j4 C, ~% {' D9 l8 u
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4 b+ @& t% ]- U% }总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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