 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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1 N, z; p7 l1 O4 F; i& \" S影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
& C/ f0 A) x8 H7 d# H. mWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) " I/ A3 }" Q3 n) G2 O
Holmes: I just picked it up.0 K3 _. C/ x( T- L& i9 C) T
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
8 ~- J0 \. ?# F. X$ N+ jHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
c4 a" v; F' c/ f9 {* hWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) / r) k& b r' }3 b$ d8 {
Holmes: You did.
% ^# F' J9 h, j+ I" g( ~- c(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
, @8 m3 [; T4 p" t& k! Z3 d& a! zHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all./ H- y& n) y. ~4 y z
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 5 R6 O! |6 C+ d! W- A" u& g
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
6 \, @/ S+ b# J' f( f. [9 iHolmes: Granted.# p% G1 o* Q0 o% H( ~7 |
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* z2 x4 `* ]/ X$ B晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
4 l$ v# I1 C) b$ b( C/ tWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) , o0 T/ F% M1 N
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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7 M' L6 @! R/ B yWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
0 w, v4 q7 h( eWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) h- R3 Y8 N! E$ |, N7 U
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5 a1 S% A4 t& S* k: `+ Y, CHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) ) o4 t+ |) z; R9 J8 ^
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 ! y. T/ X8 A2 H7 V1 n5 C9 K
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) $ k O! L+ Y! V0 }
Watson: Get that out of my face.0 Y1 Y! b# ~& ~, e, e
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
/ j# w$ J- _- |) i2 N# n3 |Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
( D% Y" X7 Q/ I. T0 g路人警官 Clarky上场。 4 G3 n) G: p* ^& T
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.# B4 a$ s! {8 X& }4 z, ]; J
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) % o: u5 ^5 I9 r2 l. V$ r/ ?* f
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 9 O. m" ?: S) R2 ?4 a: i
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
$ M- ~/ r) ~* s5 D( v2 WHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.6 M/ A- k! e" z+ u
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1 H) G: M, W) `墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 , f4 h7 p9 T, C& X6 N/ ^
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/ u0 g( w( }( A& z6 \Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely. |1 h+ T0 ]& N% Y6 I3 s. J2 s D
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) ) K$ ?4 j0 G7 A0 d* M. B% u Y7 P
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
8 |( m, H) U7 U. ]* {Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
$ k2 d5 l1 D3 S3 m: p' n, F# I3 V$ aBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
' o$ T9 h* S$ |, x2 e1 R% wWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) % b" I. F/ |" U
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 ' g6 P9 U0 ]3 Q0 W5 e! Z) O
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
$ X# V# g0 {- U2 \* l后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 ! U! C% D$ u9 r& o2 M
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) / _5 ?4 k+ n. w" }+ `
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
7 L+ r) d( j4 D- LLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。 2 @; Y6 y3 F. Q# j* W
话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 1 V) z6 W, x8 S* a( p7 u6 m. z
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) $ [0 G7 c+ z# o
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
: J. t: @& P \, rHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) # k: P/ f- O. p, s
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
' ?7 V, [ ?6 w- A2 XHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
y# A* p& J. l+ zWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
( I2 Q, t. q+ w6 [' yHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) % g2 d4 b# o1 P! |! I6 |( o6 @
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) - W4 {0 U- T) l* C2 Z5 n
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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