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# B3 O' x9 |9 Y l影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
) D- [- m k5 N8 t% d, KWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) : Y- ^3 Q# x+ y) Y
Holmes: I just picked it up.
5 \( T% I! ^) D2 H/ _( _Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
+ a' l7 X) `2 t: j' eHolmes: Knew I forgot something.1 |4 Y8 ]8 W3 U/ O( N6 B
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
1 b2 |8 T' i1 u8 N* D) p: v1 HHolmes: You did.2 |4 F% Y3 l& w. L# d. X; m
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
3 q+ m- ^3 p3 R8 d# X eHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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0 q6 m7 A' m* {1 [宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 " [( K3 A8 k7 z+ h% Y0 e1 u+ X
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
% h3 _. m: v! m' d% HHolmes: Granted.
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; F8 V, o- U4 U2 M晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 ) r1 m' B) x3 s }; A E9 o
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
2 g/ K8 t1 P( w. ?, W: pWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) ; L4 a- l0 c) B1 F$ ]* f
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 , t( m$ K/ }3 W1 J- t: u, v/ i
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% A; t4 B6 L$ P4 CBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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2 z, `( r0 r! UIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
- A3 K2 F! \" j4 z$ f+ x( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措) 1 `, c0 S8 c! h9 W7 D! `) x3 ?+ Z4 Z
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
) x$ @: P0 ^. l: K# Q* T2 Q8 nHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) 0 q, [+ J6 {" ^( R7 c
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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m: [% y! d2 E3 EIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
8 i3 x; e `. d: yHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
, t1 o/ J: E5 U* IWatson: Get that out of my face.5 Q/ [3 h( p5 Y+ J! i V
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.) A7 _; l/ I. S0 o6 d, l% R
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.# E( l& F$ {5 E+ N, G3 w
路人警官 Clarky上场。
- f+ D' [2 w; WClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.& `: m, k: _. c9 q8 h+ y
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) * G" m% i# o" G J/ |$ g
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
6 Q$ |! N1 [+ z+ KWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
8 c% h+ M+ a. V" |. J# d- U9 pHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.7 i4 w' I2 |$ R+ |) @
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" q4 s, }' |# I% \# K墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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6 \) i% G. V8 X# I4 HHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.7 V8 [; R2 s: g7 a
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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# }0 c6 D$ ^+ m) m- LHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
2 s Y$ s5 E4 R; f7 [Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
3 B1 [9 _: Y6 H! tWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) 8 H9 H2 O; `; C1 K a/ V5 u
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
6 @) g5 \! v t/ A- bHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
: X; V+ X3 P, W e后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 % N- e& J: L L- M: E
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) ; c6 U& o6 }( _
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* g9 W/ k0 Z& Y$ c# H0 E警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 1 O( c0 Y& ]2 t! U- A& Y- ^3 x7 r
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.& w: a/ r' ?/ z! G& ~8 o+ E+ u: h; S: ]
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话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
4 V$ J, W; V: t7 o* ^% y% i( s7 oHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
* a. t. a& U) n0 ^$ ]Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) , ~+ @/ `6 O! @. J/ E* M- J
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) " ~7 L [( B% {9 W1 T9 h
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
* L+ @" ?% z/ D0 L: m' J5 f8 b0 t, hWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
: Q8 O' d9 h; ^" b, a9 v: y! EHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
_, G# c; n/ p# [& Y TWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
. m; `! S7 U: Q3 Q- c4 uHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
0 H: Y* K {0 g+ s' a/ X# u3 `* nWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) z* J8 T. }% k, V: B8 f. h
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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6 A0 q. |% }' x2 v' X2 B, C总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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