 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
) a6 K' D4 p$ `* a5 kWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
6 v4 o+ n/ F6 \Holmes: I just picked it up.8 n" M2 y6 L& Q! m+ b$ v8 ~
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
- Q( X9 M S, ^Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
8 i9 \% @! h3 _% j; R6 DWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) 1 G+ V9 C% n+ `2 G8 M$ J& m
Holmes: You did. c( K: p* i. _9 b7 B0 s, `* V
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
. c( G& {2 |0 ~% u) UHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all./ d. l! J& D$ T) J
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 0 j: E; n# b2 ^. F
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.( ?9 i3 I5 Y/ h2 ]* c8 U% S5 `
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
8 n$ \6 R0 s) E) eWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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" `2 h+ c6 c2 f! i, S8 ]/ tWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 0 R( @/ C: G6 N5 z0 `0 R5 }
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) 1 X/ S! F6 z7 W$ ^/ u
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。 " Q& g2 q7 O. ~; u
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Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
: r! } \" ~+ {Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
5 Q2 Q$ u; \) r: S& ~" CIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.; i% W" b2 g/ I# e. r6 A
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 ! ^' n( }% `, b6 q
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) & m; j' p6 |: s. t
Watson: Get that out of my face.
) E! H' e0 i- n! J; l3 B5 ?Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
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路人警官 Clarky上场。 . D2 u& ?, x- @" z9 m
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
/ g1 S) c' G8 `1 G+ R d) WHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
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Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?& a0 @! @- o7 Y; h+ x
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.4 b0 P( }! o2 C' e
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 " T2 [$ A1 Y; [ p7 ]/ h
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.# z; C# W, X- \& s" ?
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 5 ?2 s3 j1 p$ S( ^% ^4 D
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I M" w- M& W0 VHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) & R; @3 q) m x6 r$ r' X+ w! q8 G
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
3 x* Z5 l. x6 N" i" Z4 H" Q4 rWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
4 o' k# s1 Z( c; D8 M! l/ z死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 3 z0 _7 N% H: F3 Y- B
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
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Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.7 B5 z) X' \0 A6 e/ T
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话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
7 j- R; C1 T0 F# T& v& T. D+ vHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) ) t# Q- ?% I1 Q! k; D* t
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) 7 l4 Y. _1 u- M' P+ T% D
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) & l A) ^: R$ ?' U1 j" K
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
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Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
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Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) + w; E" Q& h+ q8 z: X6 b' t( k
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) # N( Y' o/ Y% P' w" s+ r* l7 L
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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