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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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  M& q5 ]  Q' {* O影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。& X' C- y" `# m+ U% J
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
9 V& ^$ f. a1 I7 [Holmes: I just picked it up.
4 T7 J1 `6 S7 o6 {; ZWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)1 {, h/ c4 ]3 E2 I
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.% R1 a' d# q* ?. ~
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
  ]5 p' E! v. EHolmes: You did.1 o. W2 v9 d  c0 q$ D8 v
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
, V4 j# {3 l( ]1 w% ?, e/ K1 h% j0 |Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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, o' Z* ]* U7 [" d宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。0 o. r  W9 ]) p& x1 N4 Y
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
/ C  R) \' G, V* M( fHolmes: Granted.0 ~& M( m8 t6 g
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9 L$ K2 ~$ o9 o: N晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。7 Z0 F( {8 W, K" Z
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。1 J( O* h0 l/ \. P' a; k- ~( G
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* G5 @+ o; Q) l9 XWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。4 n' H2 Z! h+ s  k/ h: P
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)6 W' k2 M2 Z9 n
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' c$ W$ N) _4 f  o0 s7 qHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。0 a6 J0 {+ `2 v' o, ^% \2 S& j7 G: ?
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+ O; W. x& j" IBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。( {( C1 C+ a* s' R; h# e
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes& k+ N5 \  O3 I7 C; c" H9 g0 K1 W
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
* n/ S' w, R: }. m0 l, v2 kIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?. _; e4 \7 b4 p, z. c
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)8 _& x% S8 A  x# I2 e
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
# N$ G3 O; o- R5 y$ B- D5 _Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
+ V3 F' P( M0 X  G$ jWatson: Get that out of my face.' b0 K; l  s0 O3 ~: ]' Y* |
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.; p: ?7 u7 Q8 s% G. S: l2 K
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.6 F: Q( e  p1 O; I/ i3 I
路人警官Clarky上场。: Y% ~2 @- |- B6 z" R, _6 d& Q% F
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.: ?8 {3 S. K, D
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
1 o+ N2 z! \4 J" N2 Z' C- l得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
& N% O6 L% ~, [3 j* vWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?1 V% _' h# y6 i$ A! Y3 t
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.2 [2 N, C4 E) m6 ~3 R, j
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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4 f. b& z6 ?$ G) k" [0 YHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
1 k% z& d; x2 E" _: |/ lWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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# `; w. f4 j, Y4 w! [河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
6 N9 \0 f- E+ [4 U1 G' WHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)5 N# n6 _$ e, [$ _. [4 H5 B- R
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…/ ?9 a  L: C5 {4 a$ g
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
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+ q, i7 P. d, B% L  A# e5 y( sHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
# _3 M5 V  {) C后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。+ G$ ~7 V: O1 {0 j7 y1 }
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。): z9 f% ^8 F$ W( E/ G% e0 t3 O3 `- R
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0 t* G* M8 m& N警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。! w$ H3 K* N. F4 N) e' C. ]) a8 L
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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% E3 \, y. ?. L5 N0 [9 d+ U; v接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
, q( X+ v, u1 J5 S/ C) T话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
7 j! q7 K2 t) G0 B( T# G+ iHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)$ X0 C+ v/ X) Q: D4 A9 w; A
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)$ \9 T/ s2 @2 M
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
2 D+ L3 E, B% [& AMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
% l/ p, H# z* f/ M5 A* {Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)+ ?) A* [1 U4 C8 G3 G$ \% O
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
' v/ _. O) R3 ]- \Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
6 [7 c- q0 q( hHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
/ _3 i) D- j1 i; P7 j1 d2 i" j3 pWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)2 s  D  g4 ^: m! d3 ]
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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