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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
/ f2 d9 W5 ?8 d( `) oWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)& s! v2 B8 m5 R! b0 E4 c1 A4 a8 d! C$ c
Holmes: I just picked it up.- V5 ?2 s( d5 H5 `& Y; o
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
: g7 N# F! L0 w6 Y+ @Holmes: Knew I forgot something.5 X7 v* H, T3 _/ y5 ~. v, V
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
/ C# S' d- W, e# lHolmes: You did.
3 _  V/ S9 j) g0 I(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
  u) `: d# a# W, OHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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( l' a& X. s2 Q: ?7 C0 }宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
) B. Z% |; k- e& T* P# i" qWatson: Permission to enter the armory.6 D' D  m7 |% R) e) ?+ C; A
Holmes: Granted.% d/ L. x  A- P1 X5 y7 S5 U
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
2 U! u5 }4 v5 N/ V+ B: AWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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0 Y5 L9 K6 d- h: W4 b拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。0 ]9 d7 M$ \) u% d$ B
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% J4 D/ C0 u  tWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
/ Q+ k& j% o2 h- ?2 U) wWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)4 K) u( p# M4 J! J/ s
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2 {9 a( M: x* v5 d- Q- \Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。, o' ?7 f6 X6 [, m, z( Y+ h, a$ m
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- r+ C) f) g3 r2 ]  ^! d( XBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes- t) I" i4 G4 |
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
# }7 O! u- r' ~. Z! T3 cIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
3 S0 Q5 D& J! D) c0 dHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。). i! j* P% W, \7 Y- O
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
1 S( ]5 o  Y" y# g- F6 L& F; Z1 g$ IHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)+ ]; ]9 c1 R: a( ?* f! Z
Watson: Get that out of my face.* }# p3 X) ~# e9 G4 g* ~6 P& Z4 m  Z
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
9 n& V1 H# N2 ?  XWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.4 ]$ e4 p: Q" ^
路人警官Clarky上场。
( Z" s/ f# m4 [* |6 t/ lClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
* X+ n8 V, d% j( ~( fHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。): k1 _9 b7 M/ w4 J  Y# b# O. B9 Z
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
2 s% x  E6 x& ]5 A) C9 yWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?0 W. y: O! _, L6 ^# ]. _
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not., n6 v3 a5 {) l# q- U, a
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Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
1 e3 C3 y# D% |8 L6 c( WHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.4 \0 W2 ]7 b  z, ?6 Z2 c+ j- V
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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  k7 p6 d# ?" `2 w# y+ Z7 s9 M河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。$ D5 z) L9 b. Y! E- {
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
' c( ^! S4 J/ a. dBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…/ C: `1 P2 Z+ e+ X1 I
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
; C- }; `  U4 ^6 Y7 O5 ^% H6 B9 q死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
! Z0 |; b7 E! ?: YHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)0 d0 f4 p6 O6 M' j/ y" j. `
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
8 w; Z0 h; [; h: ~/ DHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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, s3 f( E  _& x- D: `警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
' a# A% T) `$ l9 ALestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.; C$ j7 p; l/ R! O: ^, R  ~
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  ?$ y9 O( G; k  x6 ~! U接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
& c7 {- i; p# Q) c# O5 U6 D话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
+ _1 }/ u9 }& `  }% H9 f/ RHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
" K- ?+ m" A  }; D* _3 n! ]Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
! d0 `' Z* H2 D2 ^- QHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
3 V% X7 J! b* d9 m: dMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?  \1 P+ z+ U5 q6 e
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
) D* e  L$ L8 G6 ZHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
3 _$ R/ M- G( Z+ |7 L7 E, V6 oWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
2 S& L& S+ b7 i$ c/ @* G9 ZHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)0 M& w4 l: [* G- X2 b" K
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
" ?' B# S3 I! k+ q+ d2 f; x  nMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
% z# r+ y7 M  q, }$ r" qWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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# j- J! f  v5 @8 A总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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