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a0 C( Q$ g! ]影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
% p- F( p+ Z6 w. R4 {# OWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
; ^- A5 k# Z: H- ?5 p, XHolmes: I just picked it up.
I+ c7 t& X# Q! Z; o: {Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
3 b. r8 \! @; g: r; K. j* [% ]Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
, v$ R* t, S4 K9 LWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
% D9 ] {: k C8 bHolmes: You did.
: Z( d, X8 Y; ~(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
1 a9 x8 H" @/ |( G nHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
5 s: s! s9 W% T3 I4 c' eWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
8 \* i8 \" S8 D7 `2 nHolmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 9 C- M: L1 A5 t
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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' ~! E* }. Q: J0 |* H4 X& U X: z拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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: _. h2 P' X; J) J/ ?7 Z) @Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 5 C/ x" s% ?* l E
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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4 g, Z0 I% W$ d- [5 h2 kHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 , e% Z' W- o4 K, _
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5 q* I `- L* B6 q2 @Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?" R+ a- T: N. p( R/ \
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
% x" u1 K, b/ EIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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! b& R/ p, s; b; v& J' aIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
. P% C- D* Y5 k0 `# @Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) " U) f# I4 t& J7 z) b
Watson: Get that out of my face.' { M% o6 _ K
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
. ~7 L+ D0 j( K+ R# {Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
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Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.9 L% |9 R2 o# U$ G6 p
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
5 }: r% T/ H% p" y+ e2 c$ ^5 R得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
3 d7 F+ o. |# jWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?8 T i) T" d& s" u3 s0 x& z
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.3 p7 u# D6 ^7 ]5 ?' `" g
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
5 T4 |5 _0 {4 @% b( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。) 5 }$ [. f L: }& W- V9 p
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.; ~+ `6 x0 A2 g5 V. t7 a/ v& X
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 3 B; ~; |* P1 C; N3 N v
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。 . [+ t( _8 A6 L Q) ^
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
7 n7 G Z' T2 ^+ ~) ]5 l$ ZBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
" J' u) u& ]: e7 R9 b- q5 {Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
' r2 ~2 C$ U* T `+ s2 _% V6 K死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 5 I q3 P% d7 l( H7 r2 E
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
+ b$ k. q7 ~* r: _6 {1 X+ @5 w" ?后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 4 I5 P$ i, R: C U( Y2 h; |
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) # j9 h% A7 l4 S% L6 J
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% R1 w# b7 c" O0 |警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
! T- m6 \, Y4 u- WLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.+ U' @. I9 r6 o4 y3 o
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话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 u p& h: o! e* `7 A
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 5 A+ }; b% |9 Z$ {
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
9 j8 O, Y! [" r* p* ~Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
' D$ E# I7 q) W8 ~' UMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?9 T4 v+ e U3 B0 V( ]) \
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
; N4 f6 j8 D5 U9 r$ \Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
) Y; ]/ ~/ ?! Y. J+ K# q' KWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
) x& o% z, h9 \& o2 YHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) 0 K5 m2 }- N/ U% A
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
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8 L, C! B' a+ f, b( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。) $ A4 Q, H! C9 K5 ]- H# [
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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