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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
: Y! _" U1 V0 A) ?% L+ d7 _Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)7 T4 Z* y+ b! f  p" Y# k
Holmes: I just picked it up.
' p  n+ p* \1 X* z- h* DWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
" [  \- T4 F) w* L5 a1 X! J0 [Holmes: Knew I forgot something.% q" U; a: G5 Z: q- W% ~" ~
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)0 X& W3 p3 B: i* D2 r( B. A
Holmes: You did.( q8 z/ W2 d* ?( s
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
9 O7 ^" f7 _- W% ]! C9 LHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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9 {4 N  r+ V5 V2 k宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
0 r" Y# S& M! s( T1 ~- m' ~( i4 cWatson: Permission to enter the armory." I: ?/ ?9 s" N8 V2 O1 x2 i$ e
Holmes: Granted.( U; h$ X8 s- r2 B, {( \
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。7 o1 b' I" @/ T) z* s- K! [
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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  @; h3 _0 Y: x0 B8 E/ {+ h7 T* x拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。, K" T6 p7 R9 G. k& P. l$ D. e
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)( o, I( T8 G6 r1 z( x# L' A/ _
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。( I: r# z; X) _+ A. i5 n1 g8 w
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。6 U: t5 X  n# e0 ~- n4 \3 l# g
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4 J" V5 ]% T4 s- R$ RIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
  S+ _: ]* x3 o5 z4 {Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
# E* g1 k0 |4 F8 X4 H+ `' zIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?8 D. W( I- i4 d6 d2 o
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)) s7 Z# l9 I, Z2 W( j4 E$ [  f
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.) i: m0 q0 a3 f( b/ a) p/ l
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$ D  ?6 L. e. \% }1 x2 vIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。" ~& p- k5 P! K; s3 j
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
% c7 U3 t: _6 C; O8 d5 wWatson: Get that out of my face.: E! K1 F3 x* z6 o* \! |! ~, S
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
7 Y" \5 ]4 X# ~: f4 ^7 @+ HWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.5 w4 M9 C* O7 Z" A+ L
路人警官Clarky上场。2 q/ j2 a% b- Q) I7 L+ T
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
$ t1 ]/ @+ |, ~4 ], ?6 BHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)+ @/ _3 s) E* H8 N
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
& s7 Z2 y- m2 F, zWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?# v; P% h' x: U2 |( Y; z. e
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.! `* x9 b- z6 |5 n( s
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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' s* S6 p3 l6 B5 o) y" tHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
. n% A0 D' d$ n( u* ~, f" b& FWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。  A) U/ N$ P. ~$ E3 i, a: q! p
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)8 k; D* l" W$ m0 o( D# M# S0 L6 e
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…: I1 t: p8 U+ y* E% F, B
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)7 {& h  C- `5 _5 v0 ]
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene& ~7 C$ j: m( Z! N  S
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
9 v( Y1 c. ]( I% ?后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。, u. v+ V$ f/ Q, f' ~9 ], o
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
: @: M1 R& b/ A# m: |- qLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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: E) ]3 J; U; F* o; T# q; O0 v) ~接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
/ T2 l; D/ O1 }话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。( T2 N% S1 q, ~. t" W) P0 T4 [
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。): n1 l" @% I: |* `* G$ N
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
/ s1 P) i. N1 _* q9 r; g& qHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
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3 |7 M6 L3 V% F1 s9 C8 p5 lWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)# s2 X, ~% W4 y# B5 O2 G; E7 h
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)! \3 h+ H5 l; h. m
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
% z- q, O) l. C2 D; ~Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
" u3 v) u8 ^6 J* U; QWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)  K" Z3 `& _) P- N" t% ]& H
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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! h, e8 {9 P: x2 e, r5 n总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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