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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay. h, B% V  Z6 C3 A
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6 l2 t8 w( ]+ o; V影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。/ ?% L2 _9 t  t. J/ x
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
# p* e5 X8 a3 P' nHolmes: I just picked it up.3 L, |, L3 W5 w& o* c- ~
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
% b# G" u; I4 j$ DHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
% L8 D1 t# w% V" }) M) R7 nWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)8 \7 Y8 E8 }: u' ]6 |% M
Holmes: You did.8 ?/ U7 L% `5 o5 e5 M8 ?; |
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
- f  H% U1 G6 U4 w9 b7 JHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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/ U: g" c; z) U$ u3 {+ J9 Z宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
! |/ U2 C/ L/ H2 p0 F, b+ R; w" OWatson: Permission to enter the armory.& x' r  d6 ~7 P1 V6 e$ v+ _
Holmes: Granted.
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' [" e  _# J2 r. c) H  A4 }1 i晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。6 n. d: T+ V6 o
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)% p: T/ Q. }0 K, |
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0 k- c" F1 O$ o/ p& {5 t5 o拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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# u0 c$ ]' Q/ U: }7 yWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
+ m2 Y9 ]; F9 i. Q$ T5 tWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)5 b7 a. t; B- d9 h' K/ R
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes0 m. |: A! S: b2 Y5 n$ p
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措): ^2 N! r  Q; u) z
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
7 d# M  R2 M& A0 v0 ^$ j% aHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
) B$ V6 l% u, j5 F/ v5 aIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.* I: Z* p6 f* r1 u- i  ?( ]8 n  N; a
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
/ u$ ]( Q7 Q- K& J0 o9 LHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
" P! U) ]8 ~. k) U# K1 d! G- J$ r/ r; {  \Watson: Get that out of my face.
5 J7 ]0 _( l  h0 C+ }# k8 aHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
6 Q0 v3 d1 b" Y' d8 N& P% c7 L& w- PWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
# }& X: f( G/ D& h路人警官Clarky上场。; L) S, s  [& S4 q5 s/ ^
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
7 P) I) H( M9 D0 S( {5 ]Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)" ], ?6 ~# K9 J* ~7 ]0 Q
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。  J' C! g- b7 z# n- d  Q( O  q
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?" ]3 p( u2 E' L" o! H3 `
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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  A( ?7 {, x* T. G: O- ]墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。0 }7 j' \& P* |
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
# n" Z5 ]" @4 i. }. u# cHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.7 p/ }8 d" A1 X' |& R- p% [
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)2 f8 v/ [8 ^8 ?  I
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+ g- F6 l' V3 p: e, `河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。/ a; b/ t7 B! ~8 x: h: @! F8 ?; A
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
( c, q" z- ]  v1 A2 J  bBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
. D7 ?$ X. G! ?' f' c; z) f' YWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)  z, I7 J! `; q6 a
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene  l, m5 ?5 W) W
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
2 z3 X8 Z1 L6 _/ L9 {6 W后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
* k7 O# m" w- r: c- s- k- CHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)7 x) T2 ^& t- v( s
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( q0 O( g1 Y" a9 l, F' K警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
2 d! s6 x; ~# n$ r1 {Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.8 f! {! W1 i% i0 b
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& c$ H0 L3 @, X接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。: K4 l! C5 d+ g0 H* f
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
' @7 U, C# z! y4 r! ]( LHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
0 h. I' v, w9 y% ?# L% x" d# YWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。), |* I/ j9 e! _
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
& V3 Z) Y4 o7 |* k7 K7 ^Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
) K+ ~2 i9 }* _, e$ N$ gWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)1 S, L# @) ^7 I. D* w
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)0 e  I* _: U1 e: |/ ?
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)* J+ i  b6 Q6 [) q* l* W6 w
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
, t# {% P1 _8 w: pWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)! q9 [7 J: w2 w; W) a3 @- e/ o
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)( u, j% a8 u2 U$ ?8 X* ~
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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7 M" A/ ?& U+ L) t  F) s: z# m总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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