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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay) C6 Z5 L+ c9 g3 ]' Z! L/ D
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, F( J1 V2 X8 K4 k7 D9 ~影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
! ~3 t4 Q% x0 ?& _( Q7 SWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)0 z% P" c$ o9 `6 S. x
Holmes: I just picked it up.
  L  j5 l7 @, S4 e9 ~& Q2 {: E% [: CWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)+ P, d, Y: X2 T3 H; R. E6 n
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.' \1 c, b. L- D' I, v1 b
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
) H& h3 B7 P8 E. }4 y+ jHolmes: You did.
5 q$ b+ Z0 n5 U' t1 y(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)  k8 x% e& T" A( J( H
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.5 U" S4 J4 C, _- F9 s$ ?
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
' O6 ~3 [) k% LWatson: Permission to enter the armory.8 z( u# d# ~/ ]' s
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
( p% I0 @% `- v4 B- v1 E9 |Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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8 U, A  Y$ m4 F# J/ u) `6 ~拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。: c% x5 d, K  d4 G; e, E
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。  V- U* ^& w- f0 j3 H+ D
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)% l7 P0 ?' r# `% K0 }9 x* a( Y! N. E) }
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。1 A2 R3 G* {# y' `; @, D3 h$ s
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! j& Z- d5 z2 o+ e8 QBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes8 z  w' D/ j7 I5 M1 |
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
9 H' p. i5 g+ NIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?$ b/ [& L$ O8 r5 D8 T
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。): U8 Z; z7 P1 {
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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9 M. V3 \3 T  i: Y  H# q$ L+ b" [Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
, G6 T8 G- [1 R+ L, CHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
6 l7 C. N/ Z; u) O7 NWatson: Get that out of my face.3 F/ ~# V5 i, w' E8 O
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
* ]1 _' i, s& l! z3 Q) kWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.6 B8 C, G; X+ o7 B( z2 H
路人警官Clarky上场。) c; e( H- n8 W, o
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once." U4 O& Z" W6 w
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)- D: F9 q& C' S# U* u5 U
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。/ z' s8 A! u) i/ z, `
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?- G/ W8 A) k( p! X$ Z2 D
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.) G  m/ D& l" L8 j9 |+ e
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6 [# n' ?& K: |墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。: j! n; ^% h( T/ z3 r8 g
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
$ n0 e! d+ @* \: BHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely., j' ]) R3 K0 g* R6 \# Z
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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; T! T8 O2 R  V" u  u) j8 e  F河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。* u% }4 f: S; }1 N6 g9 K" m- |
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
' t4 q- k$ j, ~! c" U5 wBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…& H$ H  d; z9 q6 L" W! K  R3 v- Q
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
2 f/ R" @5 |9 g死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene% w# ~; \5 h7 r' D4 P) J2 f
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)9 k9 O3 u( E4 D9 t
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
0 [: E+ n/ {; ?5 z4 LHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。$ q/ f, H* q3 Q% z& E
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.$ D* S0 Q2 [2 s! l: Y& q
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
  y+ X) ]5 f0 v, _话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。) h% @# `+ \: `
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)- Q5 n" l; h: u- N
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
! w4 X  r" m# a5 m# WHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。). l# O6 B3 m' n3 n' Y- R; S
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?; j% I3 J, z: k# E
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
# F# z/ U7 e5 y7 d0 o( ]Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)/ _( k  f; J' _1 `0 T% a
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
) {' g1 k3 u# a# e& |. JHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
7 B+ p  u$ s/ u6 f+ c/ W% O. ZWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。): \3 T" H8 N4 W5 ?1 J  P
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
  Q& ~# U& G, H! X; h5 f& FWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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/ p4 S8 ^7 e2 C" |2 G7 V总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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