 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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, G+ @2 f8 U5 H2 l. E p影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
* ^4 |) b; q+ k. }( zWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
9 z& a$ P) m q/ K1 m4 w( pHolmes: I just picked it up.0 N3 f: x6 u# a( _3 H% [8 j8 C
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
. B F# ^7 R3 [$ ` v6 x# OHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
+ z# Y4 p9 A6 U; `Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
( G7 b' o) c% Z& p4 VHolmes: You did.
' X1 f$ m( u# T3 ?2 P( i(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
7 V* L" d. L: j; nHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.+ I' q1 v0 U# u% u! B% L* m
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 ) A" h, L' c: j' \
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.* s5 }& _( ^- t& ~
Holmes: Granted.5 @% M8 t0 I$ K* ^0 z0 B
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8 B- c$ G7 y& E5 z; b7 g. C3 e晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
" c9 F2 p7 ]' c% Z+ S) j, G4 qWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) 9 ^: K2 }' |" F- r0 G, V
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0 o4 m; h. T* S, C拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
$ x7 j; {# l: ]6 @Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) % `* ^+ _0 f- W' P: h% f
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! o3 ^3 f" N9 O' ]6 h1 x" P$ pHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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0 o* R7 }# |: L# M5 e7 g/ x7 i3 u( h5 \% gIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 0 [- d* f' p0 z- l. e/ s: R- z9 `: O
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
8 j8 n1 a4 Q# \: s( k; DIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
3 Z9 |4 g( H8 Q5 ~! uHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
6 G' k! X/ D0 P2 AIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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. s& Z( k" V& k* wIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
* F' i% a5 |# e1 O6 {Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
5 U0 z7 _- I! A! zWatson: Get that out of my face.
. ?+ I( c1 n+ D6 X6 S5 {Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.8 w% g+ R0 _2 R; ]$ c
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.) ~% k: G2 N6 ^7 D$ w, G
路人警官 Clarky上场。 : B, [ ~) k9 ~, d' N
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
$ [- Z, ~( G( a" L0 d, [. W7 lHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
) h) P& C- e6 b! H# p* y& \! _得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 % Y% x0 V$ E. a
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?9 e$ P' V% P# Z) G2 ]
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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, m: a+ ` k4 R) H墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.* R" @6 { }5 ]: n) I8 w4 ^
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 3 f9 j4 H" u2 x
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/ b3 B4 i2 g# d6 l2 H7 F+ F河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。 % q5 j3 M6 m- v! z
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) " p/ n4 w) f7 l' g
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
/ n' C7 d) M" d rWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) I$ p' s# P( H$ e+ m; q6 e8 y
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 6 _+ o2 e& x" O+ j- n! X! V
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
) F' e# {& P1 E2 m$ L/ a; I, l9 A* h5 J后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 7 N3 F& f" w( t- t
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) 3 `/ X+ K9 Y- f: C( m- _
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 ! N |/ `) @9 K) g$ ^2 x* a
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.6 k' @1 J$ S4 {
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话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 9 Q2 p4 a# x9 b& u
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) ! S% f( A! X Q5 {
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
+ v6 q, R6 Q- h8 }) xHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) ( ?) ^9 z) ^0 j0 D0 [; J8 A }, n
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
; @- v7 O3 ^/ ?Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
( }3 i, ]5 a6 b2 HHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) 1 U3 A% a, t9 z+ S% a( p! W
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
$ O' \/ ?; i- z$ k1 W6 LHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
L# o' {* M7 e2 S6 YWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) 4 e& U& B9 e6 v! p* B8 a7 K
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) % J% w* U, s7 ^; K* J( L1 L# y
( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。) " s) p5 a% G( ~& Z9 `; ?# m# ?
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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