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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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9 U  ~* |! j$ A) w5 Z# |/ U' P影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
# _2 i0 p0 X* p, ?Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
) N) c# L9 |: `. q# cHolmes: I just picked it up.
' J5 y* T1 y$ B# VWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)- i! ]0 M* p, M
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
4 y' }' ~9 e) o+ z+ U) OWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。); _8 h1 R' n4 f7 m9 I
Holmes: You did.  j6 j0 ^& e1 N6 C( J* o" B
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
$ M2 w2 i& O4 ?+ x* M  ]Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。2 |$ D; ]. X" l$ ]5 z
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
8 e' n8 Y0 x! @% o4 xHolmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
2 u# f3 [5 F5 X, l# l' B4 dWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。): N1 D. ?5 A) E6 h! D: l
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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# j: |. x0 L" I  Y5 r" r. ?, bWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
% K) }' i, I7 @/ C2 e4 A4 ?Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。). h0 e/ S4 b) A: Z0 w1 u
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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, }, o8 g; v4 u' g/ bBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
8 `* \0 P' ^$ `. q* K. B) TIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)( |6 p& F# }$ G* f8 a
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
4 @) c5 V8 E5 G, ^Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)9 V! O+ ]: `' E9 u
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。* G3 v, @1 X, w7 R8 p0 \
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
7 m4 a* g/ N+ m, u1 q3 TWatson: Get that out of my face.
) N$ \: q; w0 n. v9 ~. BHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
, r$ V0 Y, N+ T/ wWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.6 m& H; _  n- E6 l, T- t
路人警官Clarky上场。
4 n+ v' |5 h: O- zClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.$ L# ?1 `2 I4 D3 Z, M/ E
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
8 M6 v7 S( V! [0 a- |0 U( l得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。1 v$ i0 A$ w. V( ?: H9 v3 c
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
' w  y/ J$ |* E# ^$ J. _; ]Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.4 t* P# @. M1 z0 p
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
! f& i- q3 \  J% p1 _9 U! bWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
- f( K) y5 \1 ]6 _  X$ wHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
2 `) b; w' q1 ?! n) g/ KWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)& S5 [& d/ {( L2 B  v
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/ ^9 O4 X- t' z, O( y河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。# r. G/ i; ]$ O4 H1 L* S
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)& P2 g9 V5 U! t" J. T; ]# e
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…2 M2 y; s4 B. e- U* }$ j$ j
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
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/ A6 F8 k; [* W/ ?Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
& B+ D2 j& D) G后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。1 }' W5 r  K* }1 p; o9 n
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)' s7 w$ a! D, E" J1 J  {( Z7 ~  A
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。9 B& }$ T( j6 i3 b1 C1 j  }: {
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.7 W; R% Z# {6 ]. b( q. E
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' _9 s6 m" G- {话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
7 u4 c% }& n9 pHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)" E6 D3 c" a: |$ p
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
  Q  {( f& r' K# y/ z  HHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)' z; v7 A1 O- P; `
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?5 u( m% M' ]) L9 U" ?9 C! Q8 i
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
; v' T. N0 w' g/ \% k/ v) k6 THolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)& Y$ Y3 Q; x; ~+ o! C8 C0 c
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。); t2 t: F8 J" s- ?0 y
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)6 e. m0 Y# Y) m& U' Q6 D9 Z
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
# {, {. c9 }8 [% n" |" }* ZMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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