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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay8 q3 ]2 A# G: B8 n& ]1 P: I1 B
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。4 m! R" _6 O3 K/ R& ^2 ~
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)+ m4 s4 Q) G! F3 n; k) v; ]. U
Holmes: I just picked it up.
7 ?; |0 b0 r; e1 a8 j+ JWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)- ]; }/ K& e) E# @! d* |& f8 `9 b
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
; j8 A5 S! h8 y# `+ kWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
9 N- Q* u1 C3 q' @# `& J8 I) H0 _Holmes: You did.
$ J2 P' k' d: l, ]" G9 Y/ P/ @(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)! R- m- K4 I  A: \& P' J8 N
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。+ e+ W& w% u" u* @6 ~
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.. Y9 k9 M& D4 j, R6 D" s! s
Holmes: Granted.1 r( U1 Y3 C/ ~
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) E! Z; O: N0 h7 ?! [$ B. N3 A7 |! U; C晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。2 J3 b. X0 |7 l
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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  |  u( O/ ^/ Y* Z拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
0 f3 o6 l: T, y; ^& z2 E9 Z, GWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。+ Z, K/ V- @- H8 W4 [
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, e5 Q- T  S" y5 ]9 C1 aBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。( ~) M3 i5 S& N) n* T! p8 D
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0 V" y1 r4 l0 J6 `Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes. ]- e$ C, |  p. J
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)" u0 s# c& a+ V& C
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
$ n' W' w7 }: V6 m& ^Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
7 b2 h) o  [8 E% _& [4 C3 `Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope." u2 l4 @8 m' u) Q* Q
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# Y- M5 M' {) dIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。# V' g0 C5 }6 O8 g: D
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
4 z: l: g/ @# b/ q- KWatson: Get that out of my face./ i& I+ V  O  N2 Q9 n
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.' f& @6 N8 ?2 f
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
% }; q& [( _( [( v" k8 X$ S8 [/ e; u路人警官Clarky上场。' c  a# b, F8 Z; v- [4 Z
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.& T6 Z' w7 l- X
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
! j: B8 R4 y* }/ ~4 |0 b% P, K1 S得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。" [2 r) R$ @9 e. C/ L6 y( [% p
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?5 K7 s: ~# M* ~- a" o
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.8 R1 ?. ]# P& B* U2 W
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。' H9 b. b' e6 f, d5 J9 h
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
# {3 {+ ~1 s$ l  Q6 jHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely." q8 W5 R: u1 F: [
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。# O3 ], N/ B% |7 E+ m/ ^
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)% q9 |( l0 r. Q* q( a
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…4 Y" _- Q+ O$ J# \) w: v3 Y+ c
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
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Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
# }* f! q; w9 i" ?$ g! G后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。$ m- ?  n/ B  T8 q0 I' i' v4 o
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)' g0 i4 _7 e$ N; K+ k
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6 J3 [) W' Y6 c* B6 B& f" s( ^% F警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
4 Y7 B& f& x; RLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。2 h* ~# u7 n; q2 p
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
- j1 X8 J8 `4 z: EHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)! ^2 {7 p: h! G% O9 \
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)6 Q8 _& q, K) e6 H
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)+ U( D  s! w- {$ q  C& Q6 ]
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
7 Y( d' v; w+ H. ZWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)3 m5 n9 ]/ ~0 O
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
% i9 p( j0 f' sWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)$ D/ d& M2 ]( b+ `
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
7 a7 K* w% \7 x% MWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
! |3 d. M+ U+ A# h+ t- BMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
% y- c( z, {" P0 O" [. s& q& D. _WatsonHolmes放了下来。): E" n$ V, C2 o( ~" J
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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