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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay: U$ @# V* H2 v/ Q
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。% G0 j, L: G* z+ n1 K- _  L% n
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)# ^3 c& L& V% w3 p2 M
Holmes: I just picked it up.7 G9 F9 T) \* K; o1 V5 M
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
8 F4 L/ J( p# r( r/ Z& OHolmes: Knew I forgot something.6 _- f' Y# R9 e2 p8 A8 y. K
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
& q$ _4 j( b" @; d/ a5 d5 I9 yHolmes: You did.1 t5 h! D# b1 v7 c; K+ S
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
$ c% ?! `9 _: P' ^4 T& WHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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9 B( r2 u4 H2 L) G' ]7 }宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
0 }, j, U# V' A- u0 [Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
  N% P3 O3 |5 W: b/ kHolmes: Granted.2 L! E5 o+ s+ j, G" C6 N
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' j7 S2 @9 J1 Q- u! A! x晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。- E- G$ V  v, F. L. b
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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1 [: }; R* j, O* N8 K  K/ C! L! CWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
0 P( V  V- f: `* y% s/ _# S& F( p# kWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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- H4 F! O  s: L' O, n6 A8 z1 KHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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) p9 O# z/ Y* o4 M* E4 C0 U4 y* [Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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! s$ J7 g% q1 d" Q& I" vIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes- `  g: p" k: h
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
( N) E1 q3 Y, _+ SIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
' J5 @/ {7 i9 a1 E* ZHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)( Y( Z5 R6 T) W: z) r
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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* Q7 _- ?' q* kIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。7 A. x# a' ]- r9 ~& @9 e
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
4 z  g" f6 \; _; OWatson: Get that out of my face.4 _8 O5 j7 a. Y. }- t
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.( B7 V+ @- p1 @) Y9 A& Q
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face./ E  S: R9 z) n9 d2 i
路人警官Clarky上场。) e' C' k4 L6 {+ V" O$ X0 c; v5 i
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.9 W. I) d" ]; F" x" H) x/ [* E. P+ L
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
! U  Z$ ?; x8 C0 n得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。" G  T: @3 l0 E+ P- A/ j
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
' {# H% E  |, y4 E/ JHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.4 y7 ]7 B$ ^/ ?" B8 S
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。! K) r$ T& [1 ?, B1 [; u5 M& ?
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
+ q3 f; p+ y) j* S/ P4 B1 t+ ^$ fHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
! Y: O  q5 `: Z5 `Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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1 Q  J( Q6 n$ F8 e6 D# z) g河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
2 c1 e! j' ?% B% Y9 tHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
: z* I* Q: j) ?+ `( ~- ?Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
3 F- W; J/ }" v  J/ ^Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。). W0 v  R7 K& v- G
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
( z/ c& q, V4 @( m. E$ `Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
6 N% ], h9 t. b/ @% E$ ?  p后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。6 v! J' W! f3 L! g  O5 c
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)) x; l5 a& G! w
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。- M$ Y+ I7 e; g* x: q6 ?' s
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing./ o5 j# E, C' j% T) D; C: h& y( _' U
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+ d7 w# t- q; M7 a  Y" H/ p接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
5 b  F0 c" }+ o8 C话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
- b- c" t/ y2 A, I8 W$ c% DHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)* W; Z6 a( N1 e- X: O
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)8 e- i: _2 a0 K
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)+ ?5 E  l3 c- D/ L3 O! X+ }  u
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
! @8 J# C5 h- s- n1 ]Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
/ e  X+ J8 h0 SHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
3 }7 n5 n4 O; j& j* }  J2 nWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
% K8 A) R3 U7 s8 W2 B( |& VHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。): P4 Z0 A1 q; l/ Z, x. }% H
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。); d5 d, \: J/ |* ^
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)  k) C/ |& m( E5 u: `5 U
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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: _& _- v3 Y, m# V; J8 P! p. z1 i总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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