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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。! O7 I. E1 t0 e8 w) G# K
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
/ f# N: `& A) YHolmes: I just picked it up.: c1 ~. T* R8 b, c7 J
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)' A, w* ?5 V9 {
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.% M# J5 ]5 r; i" d# V
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
" M  I0 e% d! w, B  u' eHolmes: You did.
5 U$ f* F. G6 j% Z5 d" z% N(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
$ ^' Y0 J: `: l9 G& V: mHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all./ {+ c$ b$ V) P* K- F% T! h7 C3 M$ G3 V
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8 L0 Y6 ~& p) Z2 T宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。4 b1 d0 `3 m# c
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.* G7 i3 D6 a% B
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
- ]) }0 q0 B1 CWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。), V/ g1 I9 s9 Z% J( l6 v
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。! K4 a7 [: F9 h4 k
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。  Q7 X, [( r6 [' g+ G/ d+ x
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。- v6 r$ t) e$ j1 s  c1 g2 j
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。2 E$ D+ k/ H$ |. v3 {: K3 l* \& L
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; k9 T9 B' r/ i0 r# Y' n) ?9 KIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes- r0 g7 C% F) h& E- Z9 {  \$ h
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)* i) U# z. F9 M( X
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?; t& j& I; z+ c, z  F
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)& i4 p3 w# h0 k. P
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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% \  D# Z$ _$ Y1 B+ G7 e' `Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。0 K( g' |  J( X) t/ P7 g1 O* p
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。). p; ?2 z7 e9 E% m2 q
Watson: Get that out of my face.2 }- y( S& ]$ b- `" R$ r8 {8 \8 d
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
5 O7 [7 S+ b7 W4 W; GWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
. t5 |! F# W7 K, x1 p9 }+ z路人警官Clarky上场。/ L. b/ Q: ?- N
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
! m0 I* z0 N( J9 ?* c8 `1 J4 BHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
6 L# U- Z  S( m/ H& G得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
* S+ ?/ Q! c, `* M+ t0 IWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
* P: j# q" @$ o+ J& jHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.$ l, N+ N5 {  q# M
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4 M# _7 a1 M- ~墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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6 N9 |' v! i  g' bHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
& z4 H3 g) n; x; }Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)- z% R3 F) p% B. H# @
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( O/ {. J, E. }) h2 `4 I河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。! ?9 ~+ X7 W# z& ~+ C
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
0 h8 z0 \5 d+ v! BBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
1 O( c6 V. k# b9 Z8 s* [Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
( [* h4 o3 a. A# q4 e死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
# @8 u/ |: Q1 Q0 R7 [Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
6 @5 Z7 T5 R7 q后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。/ i) Q& p4 k* n3 H5 K0 @
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)2 T3 K+ l& J7 W
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
* o8 q3 q& S* _9 TLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.! {1 D! I+ g; b5 C/ F# ^
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。0 b6 q( D" I1 k. o
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
. P: P. ^# x# p; m+ J- y0 NHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
3 q+ D. O6 u5 X7 wWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)3 t/ J1 m( o$ ~+ W7 f: m
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
* s! w" @3 V6 T; u, AMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
7 Z( e( v/ U6 F, ^5 Z) aWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。): a4 p: r  p# _/ M1 [
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)5 ?. B3 p7 H% @4 L
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
# H) H$ N& z$ e: ^2 h  L% _/ a, ZHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
+ c  L& Z: T) }5 bWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)8 E, l5 y, n4 m. G
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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- [  v+ a  s# |% ?# K; y总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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