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3 \- k( h5 u. l' u1 z& ?影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
6 P8 E8 q5 X/ l* |Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) 6 N$ c9 Y. z0 s
Holmes: I just picked it up.
' K" _5 Y8 H+ o5 j$ \Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
2 \# h5 T# p3 T$ X5 Q( wHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
( Z7 n I$ z- A1 KWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
7 [. j* n0 _5 u, u+ E3 j6 bHolmes: You did.* ?; F, {" F# ]2 [- ?. m5 p, K
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) ( H. S" Q' V" c! B& d
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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- b0 e, x: u: J: H8 d0 g' k宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 8 u0 x" l& C9 B! }2 G" S
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
$ X- d5 C0 t! z) o. G5 pHolmes: Granted. b. V5 @' F7 z( h* b
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 ) L i6 w, v# `# L9 _8 V: c* F
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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! R2 t5 ]. j+ e5 ?5 j ^* a5 b拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 . Q, Z8 N, E& @& `8 M
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 2 S; v; e5 t2 }$ g
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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3 `" I/ e8 F+ a+ ?Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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& z7 s& Z, V; u! R* u& pIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
]9 k; Q" y& I# A$ ~! `Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
8 H3 [4 }* d8 |& k! {Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope., m* @' I7 r0 T/ q3 K: g0 W
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2 Q6 v: Y% V, E1 AHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
6 a. A5 \8 R: l h) |Watson: Get that out of my face.) h& K1 O: S1 C5 W8 T1 f* D- _
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
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路人警官 Clarky上场。 : P$ Q% U6 @) S5 }: C" i6 [
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
- E- r2 I( {9 F0 b$ s8 WHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
0 o! K6 H4 @7 J* c得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
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Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 5 R3 a( x# R1 z# ~
( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。) 2 }7 t! {& P4 ]
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
+ q/ U {1 T* pWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 2 e+ b7 I7 ~0 c$ Q: ^8 \
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" o, b, ?# K; r) z河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
# q/ o1 v& C* q B3 nHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
, [, ?, G: H/ s0 ^1 _: kBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
4 y: @# b& {/ i7 u( {3 fWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
6 \1 S5 [- ~& u P5 T5 Q死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 ! _" L6 x% M2 ^! X$ c. l* E7 o
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) ! X9 G' F u: Z" c4 p @
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 : l2 ^! ~, L( e) e" Z% E. ?
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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" Y6 y. M0 b$ Q7 t警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
) M7 D; j! {( J7 @+ W, R9 zLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.1 d9 ]( H( }8 ~ x
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。 2 U) T% x/ D% x. }
话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 J1 y! k! B/ x& H3 n
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 1 \6 |5 J( {2 j/ c9 G
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
. D2 j. e x! ], v4 ~3 X# l! GHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
; N! F5 O- r) tMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
& S& w- Y; f+ P! FWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) 1 m$ Q: ]( f5 W0 x0 B
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
( e2 I- H2 F# M5 B6 [& \Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) 8 @* `' V5 L0 `9 n
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) * P8 F: G* E6 h7 `, T) Z# e4 I3 ]
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) / M* g; o5 u( h' E8 l
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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