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7 Q0 h: a0 l t. G影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 # c' _, W1 ` W' k3 }* a
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) - n: R7 W0 i; q6 K* V, n2 f
Holmes: I just picked it up.4 N, K5 o; A- k4 N( V2 f
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) ! L# n* x) f3 Y4 [; K2 ?$ ]+ ]: @0 n
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
4 ~( i, g$ R5 H- x" [Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) 5 J$ y$ u# [: k- ]% Q4 P. [8 ^
Holmes: You did.
5 L5 y% w( Q3 c7 D2 n(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) 2 a$ T o* J) d; x. `
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.* m' O9 z# q( C% a7 \
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4 h! `! u' \) ~, U1 C+ y" n( V宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
7 E5 a/ R* C* GWatson: Permission to enter the armory.9 V: s% h) S3 @5 r
Holmes: Granted.7 e# C C9 u; o
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 . P0 X6 g5 @. s- S2 c4 y1 L# @9 C
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 & i$ S2 v P5 v/ y8 T+ e7 u( W
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 . I5 F& A+ P, Z h6 F+ D* G
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
/ X5 Z7 Z' M; C0 Z( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
6 C9 I. k; T9 h- }4 q, @$ J: V2 D# gIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?$ L0 W8 \8 |/ n2 [. e/ q, X8 N8 V
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) ( Q( l+ H; W! P" R" Z
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 + t0 H2 `: X3 N( `5 b
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
7 V1 B. g1 ~# m# f# U2 q* V: vWatson: Get that out of my face." @& U5 ~. r$ [/ G! u
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand./ y3 M7 z+ v( a6 O
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.0 n6 b% ?1 E( K6 @! X b
路人警官 Clarky上场。 : e' W( F/ |( V$ @" |- {$ {9 D7 s0 P
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
7 u/ U' P3 s6 BHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
% G c5 }( a5 ` ^得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 5 w6 y/ X- R* Q6 T
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?! X0 T0 ~+ Y0 G0 A. W
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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9 I3 y$ \+ }$ u' J4 l, E1 L6 U& F墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 4 ^- I' n( Y, W1 |# u9 T: w9 D0 u3 `
( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。)
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Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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! j* H& F) P5 Q8 F* h( k2 m2 r河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
& R9 { c6 @* I! _' vHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) 5 ?- d: x1 ?+ }1 Z c; K
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
8 k* `3 }( ~6 e! B3 yWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) 3 D: G2 z! j; M, \
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 5 l/ r7 a# s# E5 Q1 x( Y
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
. G& T0 F. g) }- }3 ~" s后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
) Y& Q9 L: Q% _# sHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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. k: W! u/ [$ C; W C: v* B警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 7 q2 M+ L8 w" W, f1 G
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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3 x7 ^$ W# d3 V+ H. i9 S4 N( n0 P接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
: R/ @' ~+ q$ j" `* k话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 ! K4 C \0 g+ E7 z
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) - o- z( P: p% \3 y
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) 1 W3 q) K2 e F/ X9 B7 `: i
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
, S4 v" L4 v# p" d8 b HHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) / s# N6 l- \0 k, M& Z, g1 s
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
- F9 W. I7 n! ~ N! k, A4 uHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) - z) _7 ?, o% I& R7 h9 R% b
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) $ i+ ?* M3 h' R3 S3 ?( l
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) , s2 g/ T0 T" {3 K q
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; P# e2 A2 Z! y总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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