 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。 7 l# l! `$ V2 K* @0 d4 L1 B) R
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# s/ L8 P- |' \+ c; ]影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 ; ~, a6 c: C/ K9 e- ?) z$ B
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) ! ?9 M! A2 v/ P3 ?0 l" w
Holmes: I just picked it up.
2 I) g$ d( ~+ x! g* ^3 u6 [Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
7 P) C9 Y' |& U. L2 F1 CHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
4 w! M5 d( E, r; x- K8 R; qWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) . } S. C m8 i: |7 k
Holmes: You did.
! |$ e6 @( A0 B( V8 V(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) + ?. H% j: V) p+ ~$ t
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.' ~/ l j: P* B
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+ y- Q+ ^, U: \- r宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 0 b- Y) t3 F ]' R
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.2 m& J& M, a7 N1 W" l% z; j
Holmes: Granted.$ @# f/ Z; |6 q9 P
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9 `9 \5 _" h+ X* r4 a% N- G7 ?. H晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
% b4 ~' i0 K$ a$ QWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) - u w0 s) e9 ~6 J8 A$ y) f0 Z7 C- Y
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5 p: D/ P/ s7 I8 a拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
' S4 T% \9 ~# x/ Z& {2 fWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) - e* K9 f5 g: a0 C
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$ x) i: S/ @0 F1 ~8 ?# F* [Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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5 m8 y' A3 P% c5 ]Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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. l9 `4 `0 B2 A/ I( bIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?4 m" ^# |4 a2 \" F# I+ ~
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) ! ?1 _) e6 h N6 D9 t1 P- J$ V& t
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.8 _3 [* k8 B! I
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 & F) C& x W! k v: Z
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) ! ?! G, U1 O" j3 R6 C! h8 u$ c9 y
Watson: Get that out of my face.8 d, h. H' C7 N& g
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
6 t0 @& b" Y& v9 pWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.( N9 m, h# ]5 V, D/ X5 a* D' u
路人警官 Clarky上场。 & O7 o0 @1 x9 `5 p* X- e
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.- D* R1 P7 u8 e: t! l* t: I
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) / r4 w7 p" ?/ Q+ \ ^5 V( j
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
M/ S. `( r2 |: A& ]. lWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?9 V/ u r5 B$ @6 N+ _+ X# q5 X
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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- y9 p" |- H$ n+ q: C6 h墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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# ]) W+ A6 [5 c% E* {3 cHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
$ Y N7 o# p/ K( NWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。 1 j. t* V0 z w! l/ c
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) : t- b4 ^% B2 y; d. c" F+ U% X6 ^
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
% s% q6 t2 p0 tWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) + a, p3 M0 V- `6 b- Z
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 4 [- P! y, L+ e3 p# y2 i) D! x: l
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
8 k8 j: v3 g' j5 r: } \+ d6 E后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 ' }7 A1 \4 F; X" D. T5 K
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) ! q5 N- Z8 W) y- S! f8 B9 u0 a
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 # H) Z9 h- u$ y, H
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing./ _+ P/ Y" D- A0 T5 Z D
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6 o% I+ V" W) ^: ~接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
& i0 B) I T6 o: r2 O# a/ T话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
( O3 M$ g4 B, z# H, L) O4 |* U$ pHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) & G- i! h. }* W. a* U
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) $ l- G$ {1 j% O% y
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
6 H$ G6 x; d, N* k- k: J: Q% hMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
) J9 t8 z" o1 e: g) CWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) % M! O' F- N3 |
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) 5 ]9 ?. M$ w A
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) / }$ ` X8 G5 V# |" {% l B8 \; `, Q
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) 3 l: E% p6 O1 }$ u0 \3 F3 y
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
, h3 e/ {4 Q' \. b% k0 RMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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