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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 & _4 w7 t9 V; |/ A* i
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
. s# _4 Z; p) C6 j# VHolmes: I just picked it up.) u! |+ E$ s) B2 o
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
$ B0 s. x3 a) U3 @Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
2 I' [5 [$ @2 f3 a8 W" z; ]Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
2 c! o1 e3 J& q% N$ `: K7 u# WHolmes: You did." ]3 g6 T! Y; A! z* i" f
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) " H& j4 S1 w: H, P* M
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.9 L0 p+ Z; f0 z# Q4 W6 e& I
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
. i% l7 E! o/ C! R, oWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
2 z9 N: S/ k" i# k9 nHolmes: Granted.9 a! H! m7 ]% V% T/ h! n
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$ m3 Q% M- c+ K9 L" G5 r晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
6 G& {* A. ^; X# ^" UWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 . @ X' }: i# V8 z0 ]2 |
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
. C& D* @6 K/ ]$ ]0 ^" ~Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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) Y3 y/ f+ \8 f- |Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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0 R4 ?2 y" f# MBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。 0 A- M2 E& g! ^( ^7 ~7 B7 ]$ b
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( I# G0 o8 j, f( X% KIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 / H9 _" _0 }+ k7 v: h% [
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措) 6 P6 o9 ~ |' c w
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?* c. F7 h! {; |9 X7 Y; d
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
" B. N; o4 K" `% oIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.2 S5 N1 E, Y4 }- T" f q4 `
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4 ]. Z, r# o8 z$ }Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 * h8 E& h b( j) B( V! V8 j
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
" \/ s& T# {6 h; H1 v# ^- S I, {: dWatson: Get that out of my face.
1 T) J) w- Z; hHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.9 j$ ~% U4 K: z- i. O
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.- X; y0 {3 f3 L1 i% G$ p5 @
路人警官 Clarky上场。
3 e9 [7 A. h g$ n2 @4 ]Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once." O( [8 j( V2 \9 p2 U |
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) 0 ^5 t" v( k4 p8 C! y0 `
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
; X+ L; s7 e1 H6 X. O$ J$ Q! x& d- HWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
1 N- J3 q0 h+ ]Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.5 c% L* [1 o s
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 2 w& z: ?! }, H$ j
( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。)
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Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 1 K% [2 s! D" I2 x2 V
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
) s* J- A6 U5 d+ o- Q6 wHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
( S& r: J! W9 L+ XBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…; y7 p3 [' J* D/ L
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
% m. D& Q4 _$ i ?死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
, C& j+ T( O4 d# O4 ^Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) : e& ]% s7 u1 ^8 q$ q( _
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
+ K( c$ ~' g7 q4 e2 x( ~Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) ' F+ m9 |1 e+ H" m
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
' H" `2 H* P" Y: w% tLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.! Q$ C$ | m0 F8 F( m8 S
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Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 0 `& x. f, G/ F/ T8 Q
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) * b4 ^1 Y* B' {; V# n0 d
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) * ?; H$ P* n, @
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
( i5 n$ i1 o: ~# g& s# i ~" [Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) 1 M- ^* T( \6 g% `0 s |+ B
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
I# D3 Z$ w1 _5 x! D4 VWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
7 ^" ]# e0 F# x; R; I4 t4 B+ mHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
7 i( f0 G) n! E/ J/ r/ hWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
7 J5 F+ S) x3 tMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
2 h+ R( M6 S1 N4 Y- t- [# ]4 n4 i' {( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。) 6 A( z& q I1 r
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: w4 R! p- c( V: [! g0 I' u总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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