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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
- y% i; U N8 i/ S7 TWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
0 ^: S! i- m% I9 l4 K. C! U: ?Holmes: I just picked it up.
3 P" ^7 t+ g' FWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) 6 H) k% C- y0 M* K/ l. h6 j6 L8 }
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.$ f" f0 \ u! X H7 D9 C! l. ?
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) ( k% _1 O# q, i& g0 J7 Z4 C
Holmes: You did.
2 u; V0 f! H8 V( U(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) ) j5 l& j+ v3 o8 h1 O
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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! x8 C3 r$ r0 s. h) j s0 l宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
1 @/ V2 p: O5 [1 sWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
# v) U- [: z. q3 dHolmes: Granted.
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7 u% v' H- v# W3 u& a& Y$ W8 F U晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
- Z* l& `5 m/ ^2 ?. U2 N+ e& uWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) ( t3 B+ L6 ^7 g4 G3 p1 }) C
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 0 Z. T. c4 H! {. x( D& e B& K
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) ; s! X; k: G; H6 U, {; X
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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1 M8 Q+ f( n2 ~' d& {Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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9 F' R. _. H- H3 S5 eIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 : c" K p' V; Y+ Z2 @" t
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措) 3 \3 t6 `# M' o7 w
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?& `" s) f7 a& Z& _7 B
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
8 c( ^- r: C1 j: x+ z; }8 J* nIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.% F7 m7 R" ?; l6 h
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
$ A& i1 F! U: ]; V5 CHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) 9 ~6 W$ c( f- g
Watson: Get that out of my face.# E& U) [; t L- g+ W0 O
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.8 ]1 M2 H: }! e4 Z: S
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.8 b6 ]) j3 c7 ^
路人警官 Clarky上场。 9 B/ }" m) U! M R z
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
- q# F" x8 e7 ~: b% VHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) ' a2 ~3 ~# H& r' J
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 , \. ?5 d0 S5 l' R6 \) q) s
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
+ [. y% M8 q- a0 X3 B; l* a. DHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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& L+ l* R9 q6 \墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 0 o' s1 e+ Y7 `' T3 n# Q
( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。)
& H! m; p; R+ H+ V) Y$ sHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
0 h: i6 Q: t& ` u- v/ `& LWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) + M* |, H6 p- ]1 Y1 j ]
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
; ^ e. u0 E& d0 XHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
; ^3 ]2 ~ v& _+ u8 vBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
. Z2 p2 J$ {/ P: F& j* mWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) ' o, E, r) V+ ]9 y. W6 o( n x! C
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
( F" I" e) N7 r* s. `& o4 JHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) : q) n3 @$ j* H# }: t* q5 h
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
6 j% T% F, r, o: {! QHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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% s$ F, W8 {6 ~/ r6 _/ A- h; M警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
( h; ]* B5 n0 h. @Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.2 \. d8 L( k3 N9 i* m- i
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0 r7 w/ E) d0 c6 v话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 # R+ B6 H* B% U, j, x$ K. n6 R
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) $ j6 W' }/ s% \5 Z& M
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) " _ ^ X2 Q/ O% e) t D
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
7 l( @3 S8 A: F6 hHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
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Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
3 z6 V- V7 h8 I* L6 oWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) 4 r% L: O2 b6 }: L; j' X! i1 r' e
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) . {9 J: z, \2 C, h- w X
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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