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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 ( f2 v: E% [- G3 ?% T6 Y
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) ! z& _3 {( E% C0 P5 U
Holmes: I just picked it up." j4 g1 h0 Q3 G, V$ g% u& ?* R
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
/ C- {2 ]! ]# Y- z [% VHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
. Y! B' r' A" tWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
* `5 X& v$ M7 i4 _ } bHolmes: You did.# `( ] e6 v! R! k( X7 b7 l1 v" C
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) % g" i o% f/ C$ A. Z
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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0 e, t! I2 X/ H4 H1 N8 K! \9 C2 @宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 E6 Q" _% F: M5 N, ?1 @
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 , q* s5 e9 [7 k. y4 a
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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4 x9 g1 @ n3 h5 \7 e- }- g0 rWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
) \; W5 \' f9 _% {9 Z ~Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) ; `% N* T. |9 u1 v9 H
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 + ?' A) x( B$ G( E4 F3 D4 J. A
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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& g/ ]- [, b% D' f* \3 C+ k& aIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
4 _, i4 O; ]: W' iHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) ; Q) S3 Z* l0 I7 t/ A- N
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope." G2 H& b9 F( Q: h1 ^; ~
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Q5 @) D5 w3 f' s0 sIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 # `( R D" ^3 n
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
& D; c6 z! ^3 ?& }Watson: Get that out of my face.
0 Y% U' f! @+ h7 k5 G3 ^Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
7 t$ d. I$ a* d4 qWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.: ], C' m7 Q G3 a. Y6 ]/ H
路人警官 Clarky上场。 @% z8 v1 U1 n& o0 h( u1 P
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.2 O4 _: l( P3 L4 Z' j2 o# H
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
5 v- T. ]& y1 z# e0 Y得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
; n; E8 j& f1 _& K# ]! m/ k- G8 tWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
' V' }; M4 |& pHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.7 {2 d9 h6 c/ ~
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
+ x/ P L2 e) dBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…8 O7 a" v4 j0 Q# c4 ^7 _: N
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
" o# p. P# n0 h) C4 i. y死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
9 l# [& S( D6 m9 x2 W$ {$ ~3 h" KHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
, ^- E$ [1 C& K2 y8 z6 _0 ?% E后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 3 S' G0 d" C7 `
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) * \ U0 t$ ]- i+ F
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; \8 @: h" p) j5 j4 T警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
8 y% ] d) n0 K5 a! O话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 ) u9 x' q6 S3 O9 e1 A1 n( F
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
5 Q: J# c1 c' i3 r* E( i/ mWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
% z" s5 W' o' y2 a I+ jHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
3 g# N* Q0 k$ A% r |Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?2 J6 ^, o. N9 d0 [# c# `2 C
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) , [- N' N Y C& J4 ]" H$ M( S
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
$ q$ C& g" |& C7 @/ EWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
2 S! i4 C- i" k) uHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
4 _/ n, b6 R/ K# W, w9 l# b' B1 YWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
: R5 |1 J6 V; U M+ P0 j$ Z8 ~Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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