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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 . ]. z* Y2 K: d7 M F+ r' s; \/ k1 C( F1 R
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
9 J8 K7 `; ^- p* v- }# X' N) QHolmes: I just picked it up.! {+ z" b0 e% i* G" u0 W x' z) `
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) ! ~- D7 d/ c7 m7 B
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.4 e" V/ U+ |0 a6 t; W: u/ k
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) 9 H0 \; i, [+ p6 J
Holmes: You did.) M0 u4 K* Y* E: |) j
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
1 O5 z H% K) Y+ s2 QHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.* u& I( ~, H4 h2 l" L
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6 ~# }" N9 T& D9 B0 Y宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 - A8 e3 v7 w8 q4 y2 p4 A, L
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
* ^ W7 Q$ k* ? q2 IHolmes: Granted.5 F$ ?0 r, C! U
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
# S( A6 s; h( c7 W& o3 s2 j! M" KWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 * e) ^' e% U: L1 O' Q' l, O; h& F0 D
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
1 b- J3 Y( r; Q+ W7 k& LWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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8 s, h* x+ ]2 |* AHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 : V: _2 N( k5 p9 m" q
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
) i5 h1 `; s- E) J+ |/ J, GIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?2 H% A0 U7 e+ {/ _5 W
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) 0 U# T# I) i r8 n! I6 j
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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. E0 @3 I+ B0 PIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 0 V" W0 s: Y4 m3 a1 f9 y$ ~6 M
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
$ u; b" T1 n2 ~- bWatson: Get that out of my face.
1 Z- ^- m$ D5 ]' rHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
& Q, m9 ]4 {9 Y- ^$ gWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.0 m. o# @* k0 ^, W1 n- K) N
路人警官 Clarky上场。 8 x/ _; t% e( U% i
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.& Q9 H- o- ]( c: t
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) 3 c2 J' u) k& ]' q6 E
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 ; y- M* v/ p! b" C1 @
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
1 T2 q$ g: \6 b. E; QHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.4 m3 G! y. N' C: Z2 h
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 5 L( I1 j2 Z. _; i5 A* p
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.& n8 u& u+ b0 H
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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F+ M7 F8 s ?4 d0 ]河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
& T; X, a& Y, Z/ P8 U6 qHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) ( e3 q0 k" C% p
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Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
, S# x8 r5 E6 @7 O: S; X+ r4 ^死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
8 A' o9 }+ V9 y4 R3 h0 M' qHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
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Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) . q7 Q7 C2 {8 t
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
0 m- A+ c7 B0 ~8 e, R, jLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.0 g- N3 |) _( b& V+ d* \
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
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8 W5 o: |( _. I& qHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
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Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
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* p' t' y1 G3 zWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) 9 f0 {1 I) t. H
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
/ A5 M6 b+ d/ }1 q; P& A6 e2 L3 AWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) - V; V$ w% C$ ^, O7 F3 E2 `+ |
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) & K/ }5 t2 M4 T0 s" }
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) # A. H8 w* N. E! u$ }
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) / L4 l5 n; x) G% R7 g8 f
( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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