 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。 1 p$ b9 \- X2 {( D4 k# u7 w1 i
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6 c/ P2 z4 @. S) y' o* P( w影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 " v- S' r/ v j* Y& `
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) " X( |8 b; ^ T$ p& r. \8 `& m
Holmes: I just picked it up. U- ]+ M6 P6 ~# W+ P; G, e5 a" Y
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) / B: i, u2 Y" r" }2 U
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
) v4 N" p: G4 G/ wWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) + \* O- h/ k( s4 \# X
Holmes: You did.4 G: S+ x8 y. j5 n# q2 B: a
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
5 b5 {8 h5 d' r9 s( |* PHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all. z7 T% E6 |( I0 o+ G( L. f
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# b& y. n0 b2 F+ q. c3 B. \宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
8 \! H/ i/ e5 U( }Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
) w7 z& K! A6 e) |1 l1 q7 RHolmes: Granted.) k; z/ k( H! j8 g
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
+ l$ ~8 B$ Z! h- v; z2 nWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) " G1 N, B& E2 `0 g4 g& W
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$ F c+ i4 ^ u) z拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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: z" a4 i: m: I: V7 }Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
9 V* k+ V6 J/ {: v1 z5 pWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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( P6 ~% A& Y3 A/ u, bHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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" ]' o% |- E5 hIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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- A+ j" y7 ]2 K& W4 xIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
3 Y8 f; h9 {+ H! V- w& NHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
# z& P |+ \& {: p6 _* m/ O0 E$ X+ V, VIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.' d" N1 _% Y0 p% @1 L" o3 M
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 7 V1 |5 ~7 s: }4 `8 n' d# d0 o' R; {
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) 0 q5 u3 i# H8 i5 [
Watson: Get that out of my face.
2 o) T8 O; \7 j3 r3 v) ^Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.4 u# H2 c/ M( Q% i: b: c
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.( w/ I ^. m$ h5 o* p b- ?3 |, x' i
路人警官 Clarky上场。 $ u. N; ^) k O% a, r6 b
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.: t: @# ? `4 X! H; R2 s
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
5 y1 w5 N! z/ W% ^得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 5 H+ m" v& `9 X* U0 O% H, F6 h
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
3 ~# D3 Y9 m! x6 W2 eHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.) k; t$ Z& l9 u
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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1 M9 A9 Y" {7 x! b" GHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
- ^& i/ a* z+ WWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) % B# E) Z9 R& p, k
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
' o2 G* W2 z X/ l4 @4 b3 }Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
/ H" c5 ?" j B) Y1 lBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
9 O8 |2 m4 z8 R1 P) Z" iWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
4 C# o- d6 r( U( J3 ~死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
8 j( u& o {# `. I: l0 w! @- o2 |# oHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) - j4 [% b# ~, x0 y% b; h! X
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 # T0 l) v7 S% y7 z5 A) ~0 q
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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( [) C* x% G: W4 [/ T5 }警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
( v9 k9 G' \! y5 h" g4 QLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
$ |( {4 E- @' k; F. P9 h( `话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
$ N+ g/ b0 X- k: T0 P5 rHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) 6 M0 g: U; P, U* f0 j
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) 6 R0 j! @3 A9 v' P
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) , p/ p# S2 L D8 l* \
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?; f+ N3 r `+ n4 B/ I* T
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) 0 h }$ D ?/ t
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
0 q$ M) H! @/ Q2 b, ~. @Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) 8 ~2 Q; r" G0 \4 `# I
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) 1 U4 } ~4 x4 R$ {: m
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
6 ?1 v7 w7 Z) {: D& o" z4 }Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) 9 O0 O7 V; f% U9 M, q
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% R7 i6 V5 {$ p2 B+ a总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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