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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay% W7 I. H: c$ _) M. r* N
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
& c. L' r5 z* R9 VWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。): X4 K6 L# l9 V- J1 W7 v1 K* w
Holmes: I just picked it up.$ y- p- }& B6 Z8 @1 a1 B. Z
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)) V# }; C7 Q$ P* z& I  \
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
2 R9 f. k" U% B  PWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
6 W! U/ t/ Y9 ^! L1 F- K! zHolmes: You did.# R1 x& U: v( C! l2 N
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)& \. O1 o6 {4 F7 q' [
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.6 F, l" p' I) M$ Q9 M/ a
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
% y3 b7 M+ k& i9 F1 M5 }- PWatson: Permission to enter the armory./ A5 A( z- g9 H1 {; I
Holmes: Granted.# _1 A7 u8 b* f4 o
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。; R; j/ w7 l- W4 I. \* l
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)$ x$ q+ I5 C7 S* A$ C6 a
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
" }+ W$ X9 I  l0 _' c/ t3 GWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。. S6 d& Q  s6 {* p9 ~& v) D- p
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes' S6 I7 w# ^$ ~% t; r, `* r( q
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
" ^8 y& _- }3 I7 Z( f2 R$ O' i/ DIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
* W0 z6 ^! v3 U) QHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
4 M; F9 p6 ?: E/ NIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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9 A  q; N: }6 Y( AIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。7 N: I! r. H" E8 _1 c9 s
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
+ I2 X% J; {/ K9 PWatson: Get that out of my face.
# R1 S# @4 \* l# p' JHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.* U: r9 q  i  C2 r
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
5 L# `% ], t& B' j路人警官Clarky上场。
" V3 T6 U7 l; Y5 t8 d. P3 ^- }+ ^Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
$ P6 k4 z% _$ [; \# I9 j* gHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)2 C  }5 Y3 p) U' y
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。3 O; A4 \% X/ B# S8 ~7 s- v
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
3 f* o* o8 P) }! q' GHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.5 q2 O5 o( A) S  E2 J( H" z( F
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。. `5 o4 a# V" L" q& P
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)2 K6 t, Y/ C/ i/ q5 u
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.6 i+ b3 n- U; ?/ p
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)1 @- v$ h; s( n; A5 M
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
+ w! z9 p$ K8 M8 F$ _Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
# J! H0 r# t/ t( MBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…4 p3 r0 x( \6 P' O( D4 t
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)# W0 f1 a5 M! X  Q; c  Z4 S
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene8 A! r0 Q* H+ F5 ^
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
# m, z" y: i- _: m后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。5 K8 R7 Y. T  Z% L
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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3 U2 m& V8 U' m# e警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
4 b7 _" C9 g% J/ N+ c& E4 jLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.' n. d% p9 K. |% B% z) `$ z9 p) o
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话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。8 m2 t9 j& `4 P2 `
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)  t& X0 p7 Y2 X6 e4 i
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)  Y7 E( x0 w0 N; O9 i
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)+ o# e) `! V! C' B" M# x
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
; ~6 w. T6 h+ B  ZWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
2 ~, r4 t9 b: THolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
, l9 M( H, [! l0 `2 G' u, O3 aWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
) N& y0 _9 ^, h. H% A. h0 @Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)( M  I! o8 r6 \% S
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)( G2 s: B% @3 e( B% n
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
* G7 n" Q3 `+ E, Q. {: k0 n: jWatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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( @( K: y- f5 t/ F  E总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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