《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。（比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。）在这个故事里，没头脑是Holmes，不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay。4 n; M3 h7 A5 ]4 b. Z
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影片开头，Holmes启动Combo发大招，从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的Shrelock和Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
& c- @( V: h" c: f+ WWatson: I like the hat. （吐糟开始。）, c$ |. I2 J( i8 E
Holmes: I just picked it up., s2 [' L9 R% t4 M& ]1 W
Watson: You remember your revolver? （显然没有。）
& O  ~8 [' I5 [- ZHolmes: Knew I forgot something.$ J8 X7 O9 R; R1 j
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. （吐糟继续。）8 K7 v) u8 E) I' C5 q
Holmes: You did.
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Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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2 `0 h3 X7 O3 n+ }1 S宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器（该不会因为Watson的新欢吧），枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。Watson敲Holmes的房门。
4 \3 D- a! V' [& d$ w! H4 A2 nWatson: Permission to enter the armory.6 C. j+ h. [* x* h3 I
Holmes: Granted.& C) k" E4 y( V% @
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晚餐桌上，吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻（女性）后。7 {, e& X% \1 k$ P6 F
Watson: Well done, old boy. （潜台词：very mature。）/ ~  C8 \; I; Z+ s/ t
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% _( G; b7 O, X9 h$ ~5 g+ ]拳击场那段（Holmes启动Combo Strike之前）的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”，是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带Holmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作，发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
! o$ o, n9 ~' u1 _5 q* l- F3 @Watson: And what happens if I do this? （掀开瓶子，用手杖敲了敲，把虫子全放跑了。）
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Holmes去见Blackwood时，Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的（好吧，信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的）《约翰默示录》的一章，《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene（就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼）带着Moriarty（莫利亚蒂教授，福尔摩斯系列的最终boss）的委托来见Holmes。7 D/ a  _1 P! ]. `
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Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
" L9 y) c2 G  rHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? （这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。）4 D0 P1 H* I- f' i/ f# w
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope./ {6 ~9 j7 p' M% t# f
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# t. ^4 B% L' o7 E- N& V6 aIrene离开，Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场，玩儿命吐糟仰慕Irene的Holmes，建议Holmes远离麻烦（leave the case alone）。1 T7 O; g& v& _' C$ m1 G
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. （醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。）
! d, a; r  r- a3 c! e6 L# J4 xWatson: Get that out of my face.
* K1 `8 f- }% }1 g" A& C  N( b, [+ ?( `Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.) [' r+ D. m) H) l
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face., T/ U' S0 `. Y' @; [
路人警官Clarky上场。- G! C: w, F# |$ u5 e- h9 {
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
3 [6 e+ s, ~) i4 nHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. （面对伦敦警察，一种智力的优越感油然而生。）
+ k4 ]! i2 X% a" T& x8 |7 O, [得知Blackwood死而复活后，Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
: ]$ @# A  T. TWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
% o; m0 l5 H* K3 z$ t! u* HHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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" U! Y5 ^# ~, o. t4 y$ T墓地勘查后，Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场，诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母，Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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/ X. ?# }2 @  s* d$ AHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
0 U) y, u, m0 _Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. （我们管这叫傲娇。）7 Q9 G+ F3 s* R/ j. P7 U: ~/ n. L
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河边屠宰场，Blackwood装13地出场后。
% ]4 |7 b- s# sHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. （吐糟。）
; I) F# B: m! h. K. u9 C" gBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…* K  `  }, M# ~
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. （再吐。）& C7 e2 x5 i/ D2 e& P6 ~$ b
死亡机器开动，火焰包围了Sherck和Irene。$ H3 x2 o' c6 E8 |$ c
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson （其实快被烤焦了。）, R* z* o* n9 V) c* I# m5 R& V
后来解Watson的皮带（挂在链子上增大阻力）。
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% }3 j4 S/ I* N; l警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes，看到地上推理用的画符（顺便说一句，那作案顺序实在太古典了）。* m5 l* B0 M. G' A, p
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.3 O0 }; W7 s: W$ B" N$ N, Y
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4 U2 E0 n; ?3 h5 T+ ?0 l7 X话说Watson和未婚妻Mary向Holmes道别，发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。1 ?# }' l5 w6 z. V/ w8 M, j
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. （吐糟Watson）But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. （暗示Watson放他下来。）Good afternoon, dear. （向Mary问好。）7 V! D% T, }* T& f! R$ W$ c0 f
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. （淡定。）
3 ]* S) _# v" @Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. （再次暗示Watson放他下来。）% a. {" j+ x; m+ b# i  u+ b
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?/ ^" K+ q  b) J' \9 f3 k% ?
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. （淡定。）: L, E0 o/ H! o2 _7 T
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? （开始求饶。）! a4 C% C0 c! G4 N! |8 |5 I4 J
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? （这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。）
, y4 k7 V/ {+ O' bHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. （看来真的挺不住了。）9 p; c4 G# {/ q1 i' x3 u
Watson: Worse things have happened. （得理不饶人。）7 }4 O5 X6 Y$ k
Mary: John. （未婚妻看不下去了。）
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总之，这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson，一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty，暗示大家还会有第二部，第三部……