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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。! Z' r( J8 ?: p% s- C5 K9 |# j7 H% _! G
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
% C# `9 R4 x+ O0 o2 [Holmes: I just picked it up.
4 u) O; r& X: x( J; l# y. kWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
$ t4 M9 V8 ]3 |. ?$ aHolmes: Knew I forgot something.0 p* n7 x8 g3 w
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
; v1 ]3 M5 a$ N, i$ Y# lHolmes: You did.: f- H6 z( Y2 L% O: T) C
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
2 |2 l( W, K  o- [9 CHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.2 ~5 n6 F3 l' A% f/ F; c' V6 A1 I2 A! A
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
! N, C, j' b( x5 PWatson: Permission to enter the armory.
+ y$ K- \7 Y6 WHolmes: Granted.: H3 }( i* A2 F  J
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4 j. }, N, R+ Y# n; k- g晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。, i3 w% m) a( D% p" q
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。), Q7 |( d  P0 `! r4 r2 }) y7 Z! M; f  y
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$ i9 v5 b8 [, L6 I+ K4 o& ?9 p拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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4 M( o& G' o2 i1 ^1 M9 i" U+ CWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。% U/ _* C8 ]" T3 @& O9 v
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)/ T( T" A% P: v8 X/ D3 [
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- h6 k0 t' E' ?; b, uHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes6 Y; Y& O6 {# `0 M
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措); S2 e" y; [  U5 R8 U* v# x
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?2 c6 A- x1 T' w0 Y7 z
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)/ y4 q' G* O& D' Q% W
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。. r# d  x" O8 J3 }: `5 c/ y7 F6 N
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)8 N% c8 ~& Y& ]" y6 g3 e
Watson: Get that out of my face.2 V, y$ ?5 ^" u
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
* O3 p( z4 C, h8 ]. {Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
* s& Z1 U$ e- w" ]( b' u路人警官Clarky上场。) x0 m& b, Q' n* Z
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once." j, r7 f1 Y+ K
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
  K& w8 }; A# E1 R得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。6 u9 `2 b; g% d: A3 T
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?' J6 J, O# p/ y
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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7 B% V4 C" u+ p# ~8 D$ s7 u% B墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.. R! L  t% l: c4 }
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)$ H5 w' E0 e9 D  B& ~2 y; ?
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) w2 w; P7 |7 Q& S/ W9 K河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
8 r5 N$ U8 l" [% b' T! F$ UHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)' s2 y' Z$ V% _2 A2 M  F
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
- i3 a# j7 z7 Z) d3 V; l8 Y$ m5 BWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
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Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)' C" [- x9 u9 _5 H
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
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Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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- @) U6 i, a: u9 f接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。) `& n- M8 l6 c& C& U
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。4 b$ C/ h* r/ U3 E4 H$ ^
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)) t# Q7 S6 v. A4 B4 y) y
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)& @, i1 j: v: |7 y" g& {
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)1 |4 I2 K) J: |5 \+ o4 o
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?9 }2 T' r. S& O% z) J
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)* ^3 G+ d, _+ w4 j% D- S$ u
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)% I; n( y5 W# C+ n$ B* M; E" D: B
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)7 J) y: C' t. [' `, l' B: f
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
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9 @1 L+ u6 v0 a) G9 ]% |0 g9 m; b& uMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)$ ~4 G  y2 N& H" e8 r* }+ n
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)7 H  q# e' R0 b' o9 j
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* \' t' @# S5 T总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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