《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。（比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。）在这个故事里，没头脑是Holmes，不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay。
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: r/ P2 d! v* T+ c影片开头，Holmes启动Combo发大招，从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的Shrelock和Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。/ F$ W: B6 y5 E9 m- [0 ^
Watson: I like the hat. （吐糟开始。）& W8 v3 C' N# e8 A" S
Holmes: I just picked it up.
# T+ L9 J! Y9 x  VWatson: You remember your revolver? （显然没有。）
: x8 I( Q: }  LHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
6 I! a  d; M* n4 z% W% YWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. （吐糟继续。）
! @; i# P! Z3 K$ W. |8 M/ GHolmes: You did.
9 F- B0 V5 m' _- S  }. |4 I! ^3 ^（注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子，吐糟。）
* C. H* P9 p  Y/ NHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器（该不会因为Watson的新欢吧），枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。Watson敲Holmes的房门。
% p" j! ]4 f8 v' u: IWatson: Permission to enter the armory.0 k8 J7 w1 B. g, S
Holmes: Granted.* K  {" ^3 B/ c5 [, |2 s, h
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2 q( l2 Q# P9 ~  l6 h: w" v! d晚餐桌上，吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻（女性）后。
! }8 P6 |2 ]% A, E4 I9 T4 ^Watson: Well done, old boy. （潜台词：very mature。）8 ~  ~* E/ O( M% F8 n9 i, g# T
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拳击场那段（Holmes启动Combo Strike之前）的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”，是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带Holmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作，发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。' x" w3 U5 G8 m2 o' N( R  j
Watson: And what happens if I do this? （掀开瓶子，用手杖敲了敲，把虫子全放跑了。）
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/ v! U( Z7 Z5 O+ ]$ q, X* f8 w) OHolmes去见Blackwood时，Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的（好吧，信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的）《约翰默示录》的一章，《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。$ j% y3 u! y- R% ]+ a- t& W2 O; q+ V1 H$ E
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" v2 C; N% {) P6 G  y: A, cIrene（就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼）带着Moriarty（莫利亚蒂教授，福尔摩斯系列的最终boss）的委托来见Holmes。
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+ E' \& R. `8 L3 C' t( XIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
' D# V1 h$ U4 g4 L! QHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? （这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。）
3 `, P7 I6 z6 ?; }+ u7 wIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开，Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场，玩儿命吐糟仰慕Irene的Holmes，建议Holmes远离麻烦（leave the case alone）。1 h1 i2 k- n7 V5 O
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. （醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。）
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Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
- e5 V1 t/ G- xWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
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Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
7 E, e, E, U; Z" E. \: k2 lHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. （面对伦敦警察，一种智力的优越感油然而生。）- i  ?% P3 N8 `) r  `$ n& b- `9 }
得知Blackwood死而复活后，Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。0 l& s5 Z, a5 `; c3 Z
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
( J) M8 r8 r; OHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后，Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场，诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母，Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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) _: {  t1 |# V6 Q" d( }9 j  o( `Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.7 S$ V* l8 ?  g# M
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. （我们管这叫傲娇。）
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河边屠宰场，Blackwood装13地出场后。3 ~& I) R" X" b. G+ S. _
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. （吐糟。）
! Q  E. o7 `; N% H+ [$ P# aBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…2 b" _7 L2 t  W2 l1 U
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. （再吐。）. T$ N  K* s% e* }( h1 n2 x/ N
死亡机器开动，火焰包围了Sherck和Irene。6 C: }: B- A& U" A8 u* s- k
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson （其实快被烤焦了。）
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. z- j) G! I1 W4 ]2 W警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes，看到地上推理用的画符（顺便说一句，那作案顺序实在太古典了）。
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接下来的吐糟点不多了，因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后，才有了新笑点。对了，决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
2 b, D' j, N8 I' ?" k9 D话说Watson和未婚妻Mary向Holmes道别，发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
  m9 p2 Q3 }  D/ A2 p. nHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. （吐糟Watson）But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. （暗示Watson放他下来。）Good afternoon, dear. （向Mary问好。）
; i4 q7 d' _% pWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. （淡定。）
7 u. _$ E+ J- C7 VHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. （再次暗示Watson放他下来。）+ c$ k/ S  L" C) O
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. （淡定。）
/ s+ u7 R+ s8 |' ?( aHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? （开始求饶。）
8 g9 r; ?) Z* C3 WWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? （这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。）
, H5 B0 ]% P/ W# |0 s( MHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. （看来真的挺不住了。）
3 W& _# Q: m3 o9 }, K2 W; |( `  FWatson: Worse things have happened. （得理不饶人。）% m3 \% Y- e, N9 D1 ?( Q& O
Mary: John. （未婚妻看不下去了。）+ }' s7 \* l( T
（Watson把Holmes放了下来。）
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总之，这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson，一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty，暗示大家还会有第二部，第三部……