 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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$ j2 u2 q X) e; O( W; [ ?影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 8 s7 t7 k1 p2 r3 O
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) 7 P9 y- k" G' A3 B! I
Holmes: I just picked it up.
2 Q8 m1 @% g( d& ~/ K# d3 l4 NWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
) Z! t0 s, L3 G7 k; W9 R3 ZHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
6 X) ?- F! A$ X) x/ g xWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
5 ], V. P4 T: a, i" _Holmes: You did.
5 E4 k- `6 }9 L1 c4 w(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) 8 r# f$ `& X( z8 u' ]' }! i, l/ k
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.8 j: p" I9 p" r" X) |
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- H: H* x2 q: _- u( }- O宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
8 E0 B' u& r4 O$ \Watson: Permission to enter the armory.7 ] Z: W' K M0 _9 U6 w& C; m
Holmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 3 ~% b% ~6 M. `% @2 b; [
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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8 |4 I0 F/ S. {2 Z3 \* @Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 3 A. E) Q, U+ x0 T( H$ ^- x, a2 [
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) ) ]) [+ r% Y2 Q
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7 t: f6 {/ R8 g4 x" M* hHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 5 B0 p- C+ g& h: s! `( T
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。 3 i7 x" o& v z6 \
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( q& X$ @' J* l0 n8 Y( \Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
" \8 ? Q7 r! j! Q. t* i( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措) " ~- |- f7 H, x& t! m4 L- h
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?% T+ c* `0 z/ T/ a
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
: q, Y+ \5 s' \. S. [* ^, ^# sIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 ) o+ X% u% S _4 ~
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
p6 X3 O# z" L* ?7 n) d3 NWatson: Get that out of my face.6 e& `4 N" S) U% k2 S- p
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
8 [8 [5 L$ f$ N& j' eWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.) i" ~2 N" q) t+ B* L- l
路人警官 Clarky上场。 + b' v7 [7 a: X- B
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
5 ?0 j/ s7 `5 Z! ~Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) - u% L! u7 T. |6 r( n7 a
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
# P7 H5 h( x9 x' kWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
6 B8 v0 N) b' h3 Q& D: ?7 ~3 @Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
: O8 j! H* N( l) N% f" SWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) & v ^& x. [8 N, N8 p# {8 U
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
0 u8 [$ q& d D' }Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) 3 E2 L( e& f% B/ y; H
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…4 k% w5 z8 l7 q, G4 p+ K8 K
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) . n& e$ _1 Q% F- p8 |
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
1 A) N. ?$ ^2 v% x; cHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
% B( V! V% \3 `3 `$ h后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 . a5 a/ i" v) s9 I. |4 T
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 3 Y4 S* Z3 p7 P' J" G7 W
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M3 ^ u* x1 X话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
: U9 n/ }4 u! n. W# {Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) ! {# P1 K2 C, J+ J8 c( J* k
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
* ~5 c5 }1 P' }6 n2 c$ k: iHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) ( r, i; ~2 [+ F% U( y7 Z
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
5 U2 |3 x" U- L8 C! KWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
/ ~% S5 a2 h3 g# d5 U3 a! rHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) 5 h, O: v, ~# J; I& c8 _9 ?1 U
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) : N- Z6 p) s1 l0 _
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) + h9 v8 N6 l w% j' I. A% l$ S( t. H; a
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
_7 ~) j$ ~8 G" l5 M1 KMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) 2 n. }7 f3 V; G( U8 t& a: ^) |
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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