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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay# F' P8 F' i* o7 D
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。% @, h% m9 o) q6 A) U* g5 U/ C
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)5 [. P. F( ^; `( f" ?3 M# e
Holmes: I just picked it up.
- i, p( o6 u- @4 u9 S, ?6 AWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
+ _" X" s9 H. ?' wHolmes: Knew I forgot something.! e1 v8 e) U) e  o
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)0 y/ ^. ~& p- U' @& q
Holmes: You did.% \: x* Y# p7 z9 Q$ ~0 D# S
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
2 P7 n* [+ `  P* w! o$ h+ y4 NHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.( S; Q+ j: V& r: q. V* g+ o2 \0 V
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) J+ `  i) D+ T宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。1 ~  z& M$ M1 @
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.& P5 l" s4 R/ t( r- [  m
Holmes: Granted.$ E2 h% |7 W# _* c  P% B* t. W7 @5 N* K8 A
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! q3 z/ }, c1 y$ Y晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
9 q- U8 h2 ?/ t; U+ a- A+ s% IWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)" t! _; ^  S1 s6 L
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4 {; z3 |$ X) G4 H拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。' y6 ?+ e3 J1 ]$ ^
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。); i9 a) {& v6 ]7 s/ S9 ?
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$ m* X" d) p( [$ I# C' e, AHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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$ D' q7 N) A3 ]# @/ AIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes5 K7 T  b% B  i  e1 e8 U3 r" I, f
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
! r# d) U" m$ KIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
, [% E6 U1 E/ z2 o3 z# V) @Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)5 Y: U  ~9 O7 J. _2 k/ v
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。3 P8 a* i9 A$ ^/ T5 Z2 K" B8 w
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)# |' O, _4 \0 g) R) U7 N6 s
Watson: Get that out of my face.
# H& j0 @& W( s9 BHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
/ \3 Y5 x2 d. D$ [- OWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
9 y- l" v) a6 ]& d; ]路人警官Clarky上场。+ c4 j) a, Z/ Z
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.$ F. i& W6 v9 I8 F& K0 K8 l
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。): u! W9 ?! C1 q. w# Y
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
, v2 H% x& q# |( T" c6 e/ W: iWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?0 s& P) h8 p' C, l! e- g
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.: c% m0 n' ?7 B7 e2 \
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Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
/ r* [1 Y/ J8 |Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
1 J8 X) d1 e# ~$ j# IWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
. P: _' y& h  \. \Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
2 Q# e6 z) K; V  f; \Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…; r* ^$ T/ H$ L
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
; i! `: I; H% K3 F* u死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene/ Q2 O1 t" O( Z! [8 E1 ~- E3 D
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
/ Z/ H1 I# @' r2 a9 M后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
* x  m' U4 v& ~6 l: q/ E, `Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。9 N/ B' w1 w0 T' R& I7 g: u( P
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
: z; @0 L; L; V) c# Y" Z& i; K话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
9 V9 J: K1 _) LHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)# \1 j: F' L$ G9 {. V, Y
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
+ U  d% Y5 [+ bHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)* E* a5 V& a$ F& r7 E, K9 J
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
- j4 l9 a4 Y3 U$ k6 _8 P$ rWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
, d0 Z$ Q, h6 i/ U1 r' M5 \Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
! L: V0 P% o# b% YWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
- ^8 _/ x% U$ T/ {Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
' l' d3 l% V, eWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)9 q: d% U9 y* B' E- E  {
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)% D  k  \# ~0 e5 L/ \7 I( q* n
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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