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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。
' E; E4 B! Q5 i8 F8 a1 H" hWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) ' G/ c9 Q$ a) _ ~& `/ {& y% O9 S/ D/ e
Holmes: I just picked it up.4 B! K3 Y1 K/ J2 W# m3 H
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) . }$ Z* G/ G! G4 {6 B7 }- r
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
/ S, @' J8 k4 A; o, x" v5 QWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) ' }! ?9 P+ V; ~
Holmes: You did.) p+ S( J* g3 M* T' P8 B0 a
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
4 o) ~" N% [* P! a; D9 JHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
3 b& T U+ K' ?- R3 yWatson: Permission to enter the armory.# K ~! c6 O, W* @# r% U
Holmes: Granted.2 {6 {) c6 T0 n, S" T, k' ` N+ N
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Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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4 [. U4 h) w: \6 k& n) u# sWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
3 o. X9 @. Z: y8 P4 R$ Z( }Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。 8 @+ K1 s' z1 ]3 m- n& C
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 . A6 q; _3 _9 G2 T. E# S/ ?
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措) , s( t( \4 h8 ~: y- u
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?$ V3 k: c2 L% O7 g/ G/ N
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
6 v2 E) v+ y+ | H1 U- TIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 , ~! |2 y$ `: U# J z q! i
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) ) a+ s. T3 Q( K( {* }" W* I
Watson: Get that out of my face.
% p" M- X: }. Y: S) aHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
, Q& e+ g( U( ~3 Y' N' E3 cWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
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Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.8 N4 G) U" G" K1 \. D. p
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) + V& Q: ~- [# v# a* ^
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
# K# s+ m! u' rWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
2 x4 _2 G5 {7 V1 H, u& B& [Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 {5 c) D# S! [" L2 h1 \0 b+ B
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.4 W$ c2 a7 i; Q; p+ W
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) ; H' ?7 j( y. }4 M7 B: g6 {
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。 k3 U- \0 s3 G" O* d5 f% b% T
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) - x3 V- a" m F* _
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
% E+ [' ?* {, ~1 rWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
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Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) " P) ]7 C1 P8 F
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 $ F: W( N! x& S+ F& L
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) : Z9 l) w# Z" o; N! c* Z
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Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
2 x3 A' O% { y+ I' ?. r8 {0 E话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
' L+ F$ `% ~* ]Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) ) e' N; i2 \9 k1 q6 L
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
/ p- b. Y* I. `$ _3 sHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
& P- z4 \) P; Y' G/ vMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
" R |% W7 d8 iWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
" t R$ O% O& }; a# `* P( RHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
5 J" l3 g/ k4 H' {& JWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
/ B! C; f5 x1 Z+ PHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
' e( P" V( P" W- F; tWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
9 R4 E1 J" ^# f! b o( WMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) 2 _7 x3 O* N9 Q
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) v* v' X& v5 {, K$ f总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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