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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。# a4 k% q8 a# U8 \- \3 ~7 l
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。), W% c2 D; v1 l+ }
Holmes: I just picked it up.; w6 u5 F0 O/ l0 r# h
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)8 S' U3 j$ v$ K; O9 |
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.2 E, K, Q' F( X2 U8 r4 q
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
! R. c- J$ c/ d! n) @Holmes: You did.
: L: H5 K1 e  p9 b5 f(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)1 z* t. H4 R5 u' ^2 }
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.. e" }6 l4 h8 u
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。6 f0 W: ~1 K' F! H0 \% R( X  m( C
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.% Y1 Z; |8 F3 _$ f
Holmes: Granted.
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) \, k7 m6 p  I% j# v) O* w8 B" s晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。# E* y* {( [# `( `" Y
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)4 s# K! u" S+ _' _5 Y
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。7 `# l7 L" U( W5 }
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。- |, P, B" A; ~, m! V
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4 y: B2 M1 [( mBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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: h- d9 k' A7 J. a& W! ]. RIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
: x' G0 m. l* Q! o5 w- @Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)" ?% X9 i4 H2 A& l& j+ c6 |
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
8 s" C/ F! {# @9 {- s, `- QHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)- d% B. M6 ~% w  k& [
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.. M$ x1 z$ \. N
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& O3 S& ]3 z0 X5 ?Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。$ f; {( Y1 E7 n  W% `
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)
9 g* r3 k& r! A+ T8 cWatson: Get that out of my face.7 s3 J4 i. [! U; H9 f+ E9 g
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
" }  N3 U$ x! H) N# h% xWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
4 m' ?% c- h2 \. H# K# a路人警官Clarky上场。6 S" r/ w; _9 G3 ]- }0 z/ c; M7 b
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
( @4 m. i8 k8 j# \8 U, Y" {5 K$ dHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。). A* R" w  W* ]
得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。/ }$ m4 L% N2 I! B8 c- s6 o' ?
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?# n! H% E6 B0 M" b7 K; o& W
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.: p& g, Q) ^% b
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8 \& H# l; S8 E6 ~2 R2 U) UWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。)
2 n4 y& W7 L1 hHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
" Y' s* Z3 U" c1 z5 qWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)# f  f- ~" j4 x" O3 q# s6 |$ ~! _
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) C! a- h" p7 l) e, ~河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
3 V: t2 h- d4 i& wHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)% X; O) U7 ~" R2 q: M) b( V1 `
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…" H9 M* K( ^8 c0 ~* }
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)2 c% X: M8 Y: Q0 b) c/ h
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene7 _) r# I- W7 k1 B1 b* q/ W" O" J% w
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。): q& D; X: S7 ?9 l
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
- j+ \$ W) U5 |Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。# N8 d1 a* t; i& r
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
( P7 K- a2 r8 M: g7 ~Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
# F3 \. D) `' M6 yWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)- C8 l# P7 n. r3 y
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)
( U# t0 ]5 j, e/ sMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
/ a- {2 z- s- h6 t. d! BWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
; |% N) f( V3 B/ w1 Y" X8 u- H$ [Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
9 I/ A3 L+ G( q) u8 C  SWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)5 z( e! M: |1 ~5 o2 E: d3 p
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
  n) M  X) m% HWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
' M7 u: b/ ]2 o+ V9 _# ]Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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- _" i; n  e7 P3 a% X总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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