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$ D) n4 M0 x5 I# n) {6 M影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 ) w; y( n/ N! s* W; v: O# Y7 _' o
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) 1 @ O1 M& [2 z. i7 e
Holmes: I just picked it up.
' M6 b. U9 _1 }' V7 @Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
4 U7 m' j/ ^% l; ^, Y' G7 v u4 \Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
6 t" q% R$ U- ?% NWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
! U. ?. i! ]3 Q/ k! E/ D& jHolmes: You did.
4 x. D- u l; O(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) 6 j+ r3 y7 E: U& t
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
# q% ^, a8 K3 O) s9 [! S ]Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
. w& F: f$ u* C* |7 a! `Holmes: Granted.# u0 B8 R d- ^, R r1 E
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 8 a: M$ G1 e" `6 ~+ r0 a1 R
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) - _. K4 I3 p2 y; C% L
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Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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" O" F v. |. Q. i P- rHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 / G5 E6 C) x) d/ g, X: \
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。 ! ~. q9 b) a G2 X8 w) @0 K
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
! {3 L5 z& e, j) W* ]" |% J& XHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
" N7 k! j6 y# F3 P4 @5 i8 r" j/ BIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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- P9 m9 t- K4 M8 FIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
2 _, r8 V2 r* L: c8 lHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) 5 x4 u* E. K: a' }* o
Watson: Get that out of my face.
# d/ x. c# ?3 S! l, o" EHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.; m. V/ L5 r3 |
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
0 H e0 Q" g4 @2 m: p路人警官 Clarky上场。
" l2 b1 }- m! o* n6 l% y0 H( kClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
. j- w$ I# t1 c' i" r+ U* ]Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) 8 j$ b3 _* x+ i* |0 l( `
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 : ?% J0 }3 |& [8 [6 W: z* S
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
5 g8 J/ L/ f5 U' SHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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0 ~. A4 Z+ K- m: n墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
$ a- k& g3 G5 Y( K( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。) 9 Q% w7 a, p' v5 R
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
% |0 j: y ?9 w" N7 I0 EWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。 ) H/ ]0 D4 A4 s7 K0 H0 Q
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) 4 N( p# f% E+ L1 x( T
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…% W' v& O8 Y. Z4 C' y a
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) $ r3 N1 f: x1 M' X: {0 @9 |9 y9 Q
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 # v- x2 o l% N$ u3 H0 r* I; |& ?% s
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) 2 Y$ Y3 ?2 d& t" D; I
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
8 [8 d1 c" ?5 N1 c5 fHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。 % O( q) \# R% ]4 F
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。 " ^8 O6 b, B X7 x# f/ C; H: d
话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 7 T! b* _. m# O9 i, G' ^% {; g
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) ; j" \6 X' ` v
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) + @1 q" f9 Y6 R. s% |
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) # y) H# s7 M, E% x3 s, _( ~ K
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
5 e& A# i9 E5 P" CWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) ' |( N! _9 @" |- e4 l* l. s) ~
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) 3 _) l- f' l6 S! X A
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
5 A( S1 H: t" Q+ O8 V) LHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
/ G5 ?' n3 |* L$ D! X- j( {- f0 {Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
6 \0 n) }8 {$ A' D+ ~Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) & w' P; B3 i7 p1 A
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) ]6 X% X! ~4 u! a总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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