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! P4 S3 E( R$ c影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 . u& ~" E8 v: p. s$ K
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
# ^8 U u% T" J) I1 F tHolmes: I just picked it up.
E: Q1 `0 Y- O& M. @Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
6 q$ B2 b' d5 O' R5 T( `5 pHolmes: Knew I forgot something.6 R% K) m2 \) h- K% U( [
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
5 @- ~+ n3 E+ j5 OHolmes: You did." N6 j# p/ n) O9 r- k Z0 t
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) ! [6 j3 H( @0 _3 ]6 H
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all., K* g+ ]9 V, `5 D( d
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 & l) j# U! I& n
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
! P# e7 d8 Y( `* ]; J; I8 F/ AHolmes: Granted., P. u2 B) j( ^; A8 p" S* I
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) \' u9 D6 L* E* u晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
& `( ^1 I, e, l/ r+ P# g3 l0 ?Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) $ G1 t8 s' \6 x, L( u" p. S! Y
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 0 ^7 q. w9 ^* e
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
# X/ y+ J1 g: q+ IWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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, y6 M6 S, |+ UHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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- d' \& \- a3 |4 B. V9 j/ J3 E% VIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 ' N; K2 p1 ~$ M0 m' \( u9 o) J# @# w! [
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措) 7 F$ h) m5 Y8 h2 D) R$ R5 S* U
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?9 a2 {+ R9 M( }
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) b3 L2 I* w- D' l/ S; Q5 l$ o
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
7 G7 K1 b* ]* O: |6 bHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) " m' `/ g' U$ ~* G" h3 J
Watson: Get that out of my face.
; D/ B# c6 p0 U9 b0 f) E3 I4 RHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
3 A. x8 ]% r+ r3 \) J% KWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
% a! Z/ v2 X. d' R路人警官 Clarky上场。
: z* x, ~" @) V3 T( LClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
- I2 s6 b! R8 P3 v; _Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
, u2 s/ {4 e- }& z+ _& I得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
$ U' Z% W, Q3 C$ V5 v5 N5 SWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
) [, L1 y1 K$ v$ o$ u+ cHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
! T- [4 x( ` T- w/ W( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。)
/ P! z7 S2 B8 k5 g8 @! S3 UHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
9 z1 ?- ~+ ?3 U8 e5 n7 b |5 V5 oWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 0 z- }0 n6 L& C9 U% e
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) 0 N- ^$ I( ?& i+ x: n4 T5 z
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
6 \) c. f6 m/ _. HWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) S# ~) {% \) o
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 5 N8 y5 L' d! T ~& S
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
1 l: B2 b& r- h" }* s' N1 Z1 O8 { q后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 - P8 F' r: u3 f4 g8 `( [1 x- t+ k
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) ! t% m& r3 w. p; H% S
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
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3 ]7 m0 S( }6 q# W: `话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
+ B- Y/ K; e5 H6 v" b1 ~" QHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
3 v8 ]: c. s5 H! qWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
; z9 O( z4 v# d: J) l t$ AHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
1 G! M* R( Q0 m# y2 d; m7 QMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
' N1 f. m* N% E7 w2 eWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
1 \) K/ q- P' r/ A- F mHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
% I+ I/ w, }3 S! HWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) 6 L4 ~5 v- _: {, G: B& b. N
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
1 f! N$ i7 P" x1 T/ gWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
3 m9 F) }$ k# bMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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