 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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( v5 \* L! c3 q3 L" p5 t* B影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 + u7 C$ F4 y9 m! ^- w1 h
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
6 I& R0 n: [/ iHolmes: I just picked it up.. h' K i! W! @. b4 R' M
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) & Q( C6 U2 p1 R: p# ?0 S8 h
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
* v ` Z- A2 bWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
9 d3 ?! Z& ]$ l$ R; T+ y* wHolmes: You did.$ p6 t: t4 p+ K
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
! I: Y5 b, E F% uHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.. h0 B' k- B& e
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 . L. F8 |# O* M9 |7 y8 Y) m; t
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
2 h7 B! P9 p/ L/ {- X. H0 QHolmes: Granted.2 X4 M& X0 F7 \ l7 @, d0 `$ X
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 5 a4 m/ w; b5 Q
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
* J) h: y4 P) a3 G, t& ]Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) 1 \' W" K; Z/ V
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 4 V- P& m. v: V/ y9 [! O0 L: n8 \
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
; ~2 c% r% e! X: A8 p1 [! B9 U* i7 GHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) - z& L) ~/ `0 f4 l! b& N
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope." l: v* i) O( G$ X9 y3 [; O' D
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
; _6 M2 G: g2 z- rHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) ( G t) u2 r- D h
Watson: Get that out of my face.) A" o J! j6 J9 y: p
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.3 ~- N* C1 c" P/ ~, c
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
9 V B7 n; f/ U$ I; o0 `路人警官 Clarky上场。 ) O/ J0 ?* v5 ?2 S5 z
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
# @5 M8 v0 N4 cHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
; ~4 r+ S5 B5 t @4 `得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 1 p$ q8 E7 m+ [6 B4 |0 o# Z# X1 g* {
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
6 q3 S0 F' H3 \2 y M5 OHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.7 f! _# o4 Q; }; ^6 r/ t
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
7 r; ^2 k8 L6 v+ M4 S1 E; E( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。) " c( H. U& R9 n/ w; B0 ~5 L$ _" K
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
3 F# k, j7 \6 B; S$ ~Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) - p6 ^. r8 d. p" f8 l
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。 / U/ W3 x2 U' m: N
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) : {" v2 D" n/ B: K9 b& d
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…9 L, u7 `6 D! L$ T
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) ; i4 e& G; A% u5 k+ d. c
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
! K( a" C: y/ @/ Z3 kHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
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Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。) 2 E' M* a. O0 ]# G1 T: O
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3 U1 o5 l7 k# p0 m4 D& j) ~: sLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.. e) ?( @7 ? E; i4 ]& i1 {9 T Y# P
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
3 T$ O" q7 c R* g# ?话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 - f+ L" j& t, n U2 m
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
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/ J3 q h/ r# z6 d- PHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
7 z8 }: T" w! [0 C8 bMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
+ Q# m" q o7 p4 p, L/ }( d( XWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) . ]1 Q, ~. v, x' Q, k1 ?7 b; ~! H
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
8 B2 s7 V4 M0 [' F4 |% hWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
n+ Q3 j% C2 o* l6 J4 w# CHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
8 w0 f4 }9 a9 R% Z' H' WWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) / w4 C8 x7 ?: b& \( ~2 W/ J# I
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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