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9 y! Y( Q9 R2 R# n/ g) z0 X影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 * M- a" s- m [5 o
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) $ `/ T! n2 k. z: R! N/ ^
Holmes: I just picked it up.+ }, D5 R- Z# m- k, d8 G
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) a9 w6 M. @5 n
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.2 ]/ g/ p+ p) B/ d5 C8 O
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
7 a U* {# P# R% D! B/ t' tHolmes: You did.
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6 p* E" c! o) R9 [6 b& ~) Q; c. [* |Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
; V5 C( B! b* A" e0 g/ e: HWatson: Permission to enter the armory.1 B8 v2 y; W' } x2 \
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* c# f8 J: y& k4 c0 n晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 / Q" i I: d/ ?+ t9 c
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。)
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 % j' V3 K$ h- Z9 h
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' q/ L1 E I0 L0 YWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
$ l! f4 ?/ J% A7 p; N: GWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) 1 k1 i; D$ i+ ^7 |3 E
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9 I( V( `3 {) [; o) lHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 : L! f# p) `" ?- A9 I t
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
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3 x( B9 f8 S2 w% d0 b; N$ V7 ~Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
6 }; @# F6 x0 t# k3 O2 {Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
+ ?! G- m J9 {' pIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 8 c" ~6 W6 U. U2 J. V
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
3 P v6 c* k, k7 _6 A1 K( CWatson: Get that out of my face.
1 f; x+ E8 }5 T! @8 _! s1 e( v* xHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
! q2 e: _9 q3 g$ s6 l7 r" y6 lWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face., l: n& T9 ?! q# p8 R
路人警官 Clarky上场。
; c& i8 X0 D1 c2 y1 b. G4 u1 RClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.0 g; ]9 r& S( P. R. n
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) - o+ `8 J# V5 B8 F# E
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
/ `* e; f% Z; d3 `+ J% \Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
( ]8 v: Q, d7 A OHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.; d8 j/ j' Y' G2 E; m
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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0 e' h; X$ F0 ^6 vHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.* Y M5 C) g. a$ b6 p
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) * }$ B/ P/ @% P' E1 X6 {4 N+ J
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
+ H2 F0 U' q; U9 w$ n4 y1 b. |Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
# c, V; B% Z$ k1 |5 v; O死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
0 j0 P' f) X# A8 X1 Q. \/ HHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
+ B, [! \# D, ?4 W- ~' ~后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
8 Z2 T i" G- ZHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
! {* x& E( Y! E/ oLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
3 d) H( C7 W6 H) J5 V% VHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) ( F! i6 K G1 K1 C5 n- \
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
; _& p% k3 K) O, Y% \Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
- s5 B4 N4 B' P" tMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?' |/ S" N: F- s! b% s: }! K7 E; K
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) : w( D6 r' w7 S7 V( U" `
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
. d1 }7 s+ y! a2 cWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
" `! B" B- M, B3 `1 t2 }2 BHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
1 L% Z, s, Z! w" E# A+ a' uWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
+ A! Q1 v6 N' P3 RMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) ; Z8 A6 b1 O {
( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。)
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" T4 l: q* q7 Q6 N) f4 P- d总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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