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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。3 V, ^2 i& o; q; P) L
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
& L5 F6 k  K& o3 o& V) ZHolmes: I just picked it up.
" ~9 L% v; N1 DWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)8 W+ D: c. V! j- W! m1 A
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.2 \: `4 v" I, f  W5 i( a: ]: n
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)0 u! ~0 j6 Q0 M4 E- r& e* e
Holmes: You did.
& s9 g4 T* w9 u! u, T# S1 c( V(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)% [% @4 [1 X8 U1 T* F0 P: U
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.! Z6 e# P# d( e
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5 G( T/ @  J+ y* @% ^( G& v宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。" T. [  G3 R, I$ S  K
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
* o5 F. N- e& k$ B: `Holmes: Granted.5 a  I' Q5 y& n+ `, T
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。6 Z8 R" Z( u  M. e
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)# E2 _6 W) Q) k6 o1 V. E* R/ C
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。8 m. u* \. v+ F+ C% E0 T
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, u7 z9 u* u9 s8 YWatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。( v3 M& }4 C' `
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)' b% J. R: Z8 t6 ^/ ]; n' x0 Y
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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& k, h- O" ~# FBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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( \( ?" u$ v: S% ^9 E$ {Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes/ i, f" e# N6 F: c4 s
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
2 S! I9 o0 w. h' L8 DIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
* ~8 s/ m4 v3 G! M: K4 `0 {8 ]Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
! d& }/ l  |; A6 lIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.1 s' v& [5 o; h+ o2 v
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。
" z/ M: z2 P; t/ N( @% O0 [Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)5 |+ r2 b; f; \7 P8 }, T
Watson: Get that out of my face.- V8 j# s! a1 u( x6 g9 U8 o
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
+ i& |7 ^1 l5 ~+ |Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.- S5 q* o+ \2 S$ X
路人警官Clarky上场。3 P3 R3 [1 U( Z5 P% f+ h
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
& M* Q& ^# z8 f* E! R( W" dHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
! Z. M/ v% ~2 |) e# m得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
  _5 j, E/ r8 i  o& uWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
- f" `. r6 X1 B: k% \  P9 k! ZHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
! s- i6 H$ _' Y: R+ VWatson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。). h! e; @, u9 ~3 W" N3 \
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
9 A% n" [  i4 `Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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/ O% g# `" L- S" n- }( C河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
+ x* z* s& w$ lHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
# U. A, ]) U5 t$ a- V" C" MBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
5 F. D; N) v# o8 i& p; J. D" Y$ b8 qWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)  I  P& E+ U. }
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene* `' g0 ~1 ]. {, g, F! Y
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
$ T5 c4 F$ o% X4 _' L后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。" i1 g; ]- ?% z+ n+ Z% x
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)' l. Q7 P0 R0 y2 q  a4 }% u
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
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+ ?0 M0 _$ x+ K接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。/ e  `: }, a$ M. J
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。2 R) r1 V) L! E+ s, q) l
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)
  r9 ?1 E9 X0 j# M4 cWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)( M" n$ C$ `, m* g: R
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)1 N6 X* D3 w: L; S
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
9 X( `! Z% T* `5 w$ i/ eWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
% |3 V' i! B/ ?  }8 u0 lHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)) B/ C5 X" b  p2 U" n) u: I
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)1 k& W; s* p& T  i- H" q! q
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
5 V3 j" _  O0 l* UWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
1 W" Y- i2 c+ L2 r* hMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
; ^/ E, t, S2 Q: W( n# O/ e0 Q+ nWatsonHolmes放了下来。)9 E3 V1 f- ]2 S8 F6 y6 l$ W4 m
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总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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