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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。# V* q8 R- Z# Y" {' ]
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)9 O3 z8 H2 `6 ^' T/ |2 l; D( u
Holmes: I just picked it up.
6 j8 r# E& F2 q, @4 s# N1 [# fWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
% A6 h/ n. r' C+ G: eHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
* ~, D" ^4 @0 a" gWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
( a+ M0 A# ?* L; ^  F& V, b3 aHolmes: You did.
: U0 P( e4 o; ?/ v(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)
" q1 P) o8 R8 r2 P( v3 AHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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" a/ s3 P2 g- @% c3 G宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。6 }# ]' ]7 j, p/ p2 b& V: g# z
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
* d. a: Y; m, U( q& i2 eHolmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
& W5 c/ p. ]: X( i: O; zWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)6 p! a0 B! E4 o. O8 [
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; R. t+ ]5 }5 e8 z* @拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。6 N; i9 Y( R& H! I! I& V
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' e) G) M$ r0 V# H4 @WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。! h, G) C2 {6 |! Q, ^4 z
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。" S' i8 M% i6 t/ C6 u2 s
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/ F0 z: ~2 R7 x* dBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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( L& _9 u5 c4 NIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes+ D- h; i! x7 U9 ?( a
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)$ k0 J6 W) S+ M9 t' U2 d. K& @
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
8 O4 w8 `" d4 ?% nHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)
; @: w4 }6 F& K4 d* B/ j! VIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.8 z2 D/ s0 P5 ^# X
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。. S8 P4 j( @) `( }$ G1 P6 y
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)4 `8 Y. K* F) c) ~8 k: f
Watson: Get that out of my face.' T: H( \" T  s% i* r
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
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路人警官Clarky上场。
& D; p3 T7 G  m* I  L: wClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.. U8 J$ I& ?  }; D
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
  A+ C6 t5 B/ s得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
2 O( {! {1 i2 W: {) F6 P; Y& WWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?9 w3 z- l$ l1 `2 Y1 V
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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- G3 s* Q( p2 P8 V3 V1 IHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
- [" E) Y- M5 }8 [  H0 W  UWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。): q" D  f* d) D  [8 v% `
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。3 f4 i0 C3 q% `0 Z1 c. h
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)$ n: u( d# i. d' D! q
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…: S* n5 |! W! k+ X5 z8 ~- H
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)9 Z! h, t* E) O6 ]0 a
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
. f5 j! \1 E7 @$ z, |Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)7 J: c- I- Y, \# `8 J
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。* |. J0 t6 C( T, v8 ]. W! ]2 F
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
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2 S6 M/ T' `# O# H- c: \2 d接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
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Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)4 j. q8 ?, G- S: r+ N# r7 v
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)
: ^. F% B# }6 J+ qHolmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。). j& Q4 P2 x7 w/ f
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
6 y7 h2 q/ m2 V! q/ \5 N* aHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)/ r2 }4 f5 t; r& |: t
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
; e: }6 ^' X6 n+ XHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
2 j: W! V0 t1 X- Z3 zWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)+ _- N/ p, o3 X7 M  m# ?
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)1 M/ b4 I5 U5 M& _  }- `$ p
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)( R! S# O7 A$ l# j& y: W) E' U
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( k" S8 s7 c0 h) N. V总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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