《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。（比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。）在这个故事里，没头脑是Holmes，不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay。
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影片开头，Holmes启动Combo发大招，从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的Shrelock和Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。. z5 |/ v, H/ t; ^1 Q5 Q6 Z3 R& [
Watson: I like the hat. （吐糟开始。）
& O3 B3 u$ w% _0 s! sHolmes: I just picked it up.
0 {7 U9 N5 w9 R5 oWatson: You remember your revolver? （显然没有。）
+ f9 @! S0 \6 x( z( j1 jHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
6 G. k: X: M* |7 FWatson: I thought I’d left the stove on. （吐糟继续。）; Z  f# ]- ]) Z5 r
Holmes: You did.& P% k& R/ _+ c. ?; P7 c
（注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子，吐糟。）5 w! x; U/ `' ~' m9 D+ W% d; e
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器（该不会因为Watson的新欢吧），枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。Watson敲Holmes的房门。* \" D7 {: |# H' R: a9 X
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
' k& M$ R( ?% M: H5 L5 S6 BHolmes: Granted.
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晚餐桌上，吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻（女性）后。& {5 Q9 M( b' ?. N6 X
Watson: Well done, old boy. （潜台词：very mature。）- Y. n# f. C: z0 D8 A' ]% N
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拳击场那段（Holmes启动Combo Strike之前）的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”，是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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Watson带Holmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作，发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
# @- I  X3 ^4 \) n+ R5 {Watson: And what happens if I do this? （掀开瓶子，用手杖敲了敲，把虫子全放跑了。）
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Holmes去见Blackwood时，Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的（好吧，信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的）《约翰默示录》的一章，《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。9 j5 i( o5 B) l5 k% f: V
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene（就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼）带着Moriarty（莫利亚蒂教授，福尔摩斯系列的最终boss）的委托来见Holmes。
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Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?& v6 T% U  p, H* [" ?' U" ?1 j) r4 ~1 x
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? （这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。）+ s! n% F3 v  |2 A5 R/ a& E- V
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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- Z; C6 @7 u  I+ R5 tIrene离开，Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场，玩儿命吐糟仰慕Irene的Holmes，建议Holmes远离麻烦（leave the case alone）。
6 x$ \' L& c0 Q. }# @Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. （醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。）4 \* d. c, c) t9 R  a8 ~* n
Watson: Get that out of my face.. D& g. r& f1 |
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
6 a4 E' I+ D9 {9 H* U+ rWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
. O  n1 ^2 ^  q+ o1 o$ @路人警官Clarky上场。9 e% F* j, W9 b5 C  k
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
- x: L( H3 V4 E2 ~4 v% J! UHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. （面对伦敦警察，一种智力的优越感油然而生。）. i$ k* @. A8 z
得知Blackwood死而复活后，Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
. P4 `) X( z7 }7 X4 gWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
0 e' w) x5 J0 V" ~Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.6 Z6 W+ S, K. J8 m
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墓地勘查后，Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场，诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母，Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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* }7 t4 @# _9 X- c4 q* gHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
1 B$ R* N- ~4 `+ T$ V3 a; dWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. （我们管这叫傲娇。）  [% U  _8 V) M- C0 k/ i/ X
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河边屠宰场，Blackwood装13地出场后。5 c8 q7 Q) D9 U5 b3 W
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. （吐糟。）
1 g* y9 |% Z( D" N8 _" O8 i/ ABlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…, N% ^. T: l% `# H" {+ T
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. （再吐。）* Q: N9 G: Y4 u$ E! `% m
死亡机器开动，火焰包围了Sherck和Irene。9 p+ r# _& y' n0 R5 V" O, m
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson （其实快被烤焦了。）
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; b: ^; w& Z! T( FHolmes: Don’t get excited. （汗。）0 S8 k  M# w2 r6 V) I
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警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes，看到地上推理用的画符（顺便说一句，那作案顺序实在太古典了）。4 |/ `  [; _5 ~
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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0 l+ k9 M. T4 W接下来的吐糟点不多了，因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后，才有了新笑点。对了，决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。0 m) |. j; s% C) ^6 h  ?' t% z, v
话说Watson和未婚妻Mary向Holmes道别，发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
5 I7 `+ F# M) f; MHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. （吐糟Watson）But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. （暗示Watson放他下来。）Good afternoon, dear. （向Mary问好。）
0 D- `$ }, `* zWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. （淡定。）1 I  {  Y8 H; W: E  ~9 {
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. （再次暗示Watson放他下来。）
# Z9 ~  p$ H& H* @, {: rMary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?/ J5 J$ z9 N! X' Y. V* K9 f3 r$ u
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. （淡定。）& T, e) {" K+ K3 Y# d4 A5 `# A* C
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? （开始求饶。）
* m% [0 D2 J7 U2 U3 _4 Z. [Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? （这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。）* N4 Q- ^: g8 z- \8 W1 F
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. （看来真的挺不住了。）
/ f# \3 ~* m5 q; S- IWatson: Worse things have happened. （得理不饶人。）
; x% G" @* s6 j+ [0 j( MMary: John. （未婚妻看不下去了。）
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$ Z! i3 V' T; S4 o1 k8 n总之，这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson，一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty，暗示大家还会有第二部，第三部……