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+ t9 v. a6 t) z. y: z- T影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 1 |. n0 V. L, J. [; p
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) + O1 k+ w1 k& T
Holmes: I just picked it up.8 ?3 g' t9 ?$ M9 M2 z
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) * T( A3 Z- K% s# a/ {/ F* w* d- z8 }
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.& ^6 N Q2 t$ \% K! d2 }5 W& |
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
5 S0 `' s. v! ^& J9 h! mHolmes: You did.
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Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.* }& {& W# v6 e7 f' K7 T6 W
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 3 w2 w) |" K! ]
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.2 G6 g! m' h& p0 G! s
Holmes: Granted.3 l& {! }& k! Q8 K& F+ T
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! A4 @ {1 s- T% V+ J% b% j* a晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 & ^ i0 ]6 _1 s& b& u
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) : C% E3 M$ k' Y% x2 O3 ~& b2 v
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?/ O% z4 b% ~0 R, @+ i5 x拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 ' f* Y" Q3 l. b( z6 n
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$ {) t8 x) [4 x* y# R* aWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 0 a9 b q* M- \: P$ X, E2 A
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) 1 Z6 @/ E/ Y, c3 I2 \
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# s: j$ v# c2 Q$ _/ P1 PHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 6 F0 k2 R3 S5 A5 _- T
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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# k* w* C! R8 z9 n" K- XIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 ( R8 V5 V; k, `' h2 b9 e- v' J, b
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
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Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。) 2 {% A; z% d x6 K
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.& c; `! M: T, K7 ]& C6 s
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 " @5 y1 [ }; J3 s0 R- Q1 U
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
- l: t2 f7 b4 D, V/ L# mWatson: Get that out of my face.
: A3 H4 k& ^8 ?3 JHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.& w! ?7 H5 s& H, H, k6 r i6 T
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
( |9 S$ X2 d1 q& \. R+ w+ D路人警官 Clarky上场。 , P3 J; T/ ?$ h4 \
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.7 L! l+ n7 A0 l+ j
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) 7 e0 y3 p5 Y: {/ K9 ^
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
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Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.0 M, `. n) @4 |
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7 x3 f4 _1 v" Y墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.$ r( ^( x% e# b0 e; C: A- @
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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1 T$ Y$ L2 o! o6 j. ?河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。 8 {5 C" K5 C7 i+ L. o
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) - T I4 A( q9 _( ^; h4 l8 ^8 G! t
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
$ f& W# `3 h1 @& l2 b7 ]0 c4 |Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
9 D$ ~7 ^4 T+ X0 I( w( T9 \死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
- O, m9 e2 N. s: Q6 c; `9 KHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) 1 b* j: S# H2 E. T2 w3 x8 y( u
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
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6 @' w: E: M! h警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
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话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 ; w1 A6 N- B( V4 P# t
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) & J$ w5 s2 M* f I6 k8 ~
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) 4 m; g1 w3 h& p' L. a% J( f: l6 W
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
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Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
5 c& ]/ c4 u# QWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
3 C3 `1 I4 C- r+ dHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
3 {+ p4 d2 h9 |+ t1 H9 I* f3 eWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
2 Q: T. k1 S. B7 j! OMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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6 i& \' E7 o+ M总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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