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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay
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影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
0 M+ P. v, A% a" L1 j0 uWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)/ W( V; {( l# z. p# g
Holmes: I just picked it up.
4 C6 B! {3 e( x) u; {Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
6 H: p" M) u6 H* r- Q  Q* oHolmes: Knew I forgot something.' |1 E4 i' S5 ?3 j& S
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
5 P5 R. @+ |5 _9 s! i. i# HHolmes: You did.# u' v5 \! m2 `% \* @, c0 F
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。): k: P4 ^. b3 M. N8 m
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.2 z6 Z" A2 n- Q5 N( B# \. l  _
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宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。3 P5 |( \- t! g) [* y
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
! }2 o* N2 e0 VHolmes: Granted.
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: E$ c4 y" p" b/ t( C# T晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。6 `( V* c/ q3 @: r+ L5 x
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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; l: J4 r& h9 T+ O+ y# t拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
0 J7 k% ~% q* s& q, iWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。. s" s) N7 G/ U( w: e. K# _& I* m
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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! F, ^& q  w0 F1 l8 fIrene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes+ {, [. D7 l7 u7 I6 c4 R
Irene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)
8 ?0 R8 a2 ^3 iIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
0 u* J/ Z4 X) {3 j0 T% QHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)+ s& Z5 b. N" k* V
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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+ r! G; r+ K* ^$ d3 iIrene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。6 @/ z! s) n8 Q- _# K! S
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)% I) G0 H; R! u4 K; s" ^
Watson: Get that out of my face.0 L7 I1 y5 s) r! R7 l5 a
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
0 Q% T& @8 r9 U8 C0 t* NWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.. I% y# s  K0 x( ]
路人警官Clarky上场。9 N2 v$ j* [6 j! C* R, ?3 @$ f
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.6 z) A+ [1 u# u( Q9 d7 w3 b% A
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
" u- b: E% Q# Z得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。1 s" `' p, i6 `, M& t
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
  B# G3 L3 H+ N% k$ ]Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.# p; V. X- O$ Q$ l1 i
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely., G+ d! E& o7 o$ p
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)# {. C' z6 S+ O/ a
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5 e$ l8 x) S9 z* q4 L河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。+ e( V2 x# I) I0 x. u( a" Y9 M
Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)! ~' N) z- P3 K! {6 e( ?8 V- p
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…- E0 N. f4 W7 L# e
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
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Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
3 o6 N0 Q5 a: b后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。& i* I1 U( k. a& @( g
Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)0 ^1 K3 I5 ~7 f, Z5 I6 _5 e+ E
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$ g8 S. n. T/ l6 Q, Z警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
' m1 n3 a( ]2 }0 kLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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% V$ ~; D3 M( v4 J( c9 p2 A3 h接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。, Q4 w+ z' G* B. l6 W
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
4 x7 q$ o0 L4 n" G0 g3 pHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)1 H, p1 K% S' D' |# H+ N2 d2 P
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)0 b) A2 {: G* q: h
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)5 s# x( j: u1 x; O
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
$ K2 z! J' n, }& Z# a6 e( YWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
8 @) N- G3 J0 Y8 E  IHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
" d' u2 [& |  \5 B; `: c4 CWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
' v$ _( ^1 l  Q0 N2 N4 CHolmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)" S0 M+ A' q/ j* r, d
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)6 {$ t; U8 t& Y' R
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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0 c2 X) C5 @0 C2 t+ U) E" d. _总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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