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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 7 b; n$ d! u9 |6 x$ R) W
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
+ `4 q3 ^% b; X/ U5 G6 `1 @Holmes: I just picked it up., v* @" B e6 P- f! p
Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)
# S( E1 l* J, F1 D% u* aHolmes: Knew I forgot something.
7 j" ^/ w: F6 {( w7 d/ }6 l. D, |Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
9 G, j' G& [' L8 x* `; oHolmes: You did.+ [- O7 u. s* B8 b, _( D
(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) ) Q# {. `) j/ }3 }. \5 K
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
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Holmes: Granted.$ q/ F) O7 `6 T! l; F7 ^
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; Y; x- B2 _4 m2 ?9 R晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
/ X! j" |0 a1 T' k; SWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) / R5 h9 D, E$ j( T( p
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 $ v- {6 Y4 J, r* o% o
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Watson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 * O; [3 l( B4 ^, W/ C! [+ Z
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) 7 K' i! `+ `' K. `9 R
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 $ F0 I- t% @6 O: d$ y8 f; f
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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- v% R. H7 B4 X& h D: [$ G: PIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 % w* E1 v# o# ^
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
1 Z* N* T; q _ E% IIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?: s3 m0 N) N9 ~% N0 ~+ B) U
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
% q0 p# `/ K5 J- ?' }! kIrene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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' A6 V9 G' v. x" cIrene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
5 ?4 \% s0 Y( m9 jHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
1 f; Y! h+ J1 [6 f9 N |1 y9 ^Watson: Get that out of my face.
7 U2 H8 c/ @/ G3 u. d0 ]$ u% ^Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
1 l4 Q& b$ F, Z6 }, Y3 GWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.5 e5 A! l4 F7 G4 A0 {
路人警官 Clarky上场。 4 w3 C# K" j3 P% }
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.* @; S% T! ]+ h; |1 i
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) , J0 h0 @9 l4 Q2 F6 `8 s% f2 f
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 & j' X7 L5 |3 R- W* \! Y
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?6 `; w5 ?7 Z) g6 k: X% H$ f
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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: r3 ~/ K8 r+ K7 p y+ s1 t墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
% Z) F* o: F: a, V' K6 J: S1 [( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。) $ V! X& i/ V$ }* l& ~+ ?5 s3 `4 R6 \
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
; W5 T @/ t. ]4 OWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) 4 U" w, w6 C0 k5 Y5 D
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
9 D* x9 i) O) v! yHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
A/ l% c5 t1 s' vBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
4 F! S1 h+ @! R/ _3 |' U) l/ EWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) + B! m0 _; V7 M
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 / @* }# @* _" {0 l! ^2 n! i8 ~
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
% @( I* }6 _/ z, d. ]& K后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
7 d4 [( {( a$ q" N' G' ^Holmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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8 L) q7 i. Z4 |2 f7 \: d警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
1 U( M" o s. q5 q! j. SLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.2 Y4 k2 G6 b$ t' E! R8 K' r
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0 [4 ~% O: V/ c# t4 u9 x+ `: s7 `话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 ' H2 ?1 }/ Z* K8 ~+ ^- M( d
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
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Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) 6 O/ G' |' `- V
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) 2 p% [5 d! O* j% Y
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) 1 |! U- U4 J' F/ U% G+ _) ~9 v$ h
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。)
" p/ v( o. J$ }4 S, P2 ?Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) $ g) @ ?7 Y% U' ?
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) / ?* A( h$ ]; i# {
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) z4 y6 V' T! N6 d8 s: g
( Watson把 Holmes放了下来。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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