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$ j6 E# u6 t/ o1 L3 S影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 , p- J" O* g w+ k, C
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。) 6 z: a! }5 B) Q, L
Holmes: I just picked it up.
0 e6 B$ w* f0 k2 wWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) 0 z4 ?4 x" g1 U3 R: @8 ]- @9 l5 a
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.' B8 s& W a' y, r1 E9 @
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。) 9 F0 ~! C8 f) a7 h) n2 [: D
Holmes: You did.
8 ~# s% d6 ?* e2 x6 [(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) $ S9 }5 O1 A9 Y: r3 |
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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/ X4 C4 Y& K4 {6 ^4 t9 S0 G; o宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。
7 R* g) z- K0 l$ v3 G \/ t1 tWatson: Permission to enter the armory." ]* ?+ U1 o2 U# r' ~8 I9 o" r
Holmes: Granted.3 P. O8 g; k5 g k* f, T* s
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6 ^9 x8 a( V+ D- {% T晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。 ) S R5 R, H _* m1 ^0 Y
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) ) t* ^' g+ x1 V0 ~
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) T I, _9 w5 m) X拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 & k7 ~- Y4 o0 E% g- U
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2 c7 v' p( \6 ^3 i+ qWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 6 z: ~0 f m" t1 d+ s2 h. p$ Y* l
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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2 \- \2 _4 h# r. u; N, \- GBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 . \2 o$ B# m* ?- C# ^/ s* r$ y
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
. j" h2 V1 `8 x; ^Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
( y/ ^0 f7 s; g2 c" KHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
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9 A+ _, E8 V" v2 ^Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
6 ]0 j# N# h( zHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
+ N. s/ P+ Z# ]# wWatson: Get that out of my face.
3 I, c- L& p% o7 t. p# h& DHolmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
! J$ }- j1 b/ [0 Y. r4 h' n% j3 JWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.. d" Q: e! C3 A8 M; r7 p( G
路人警官 Clarky上场。
- z% M2 |: p0 x) qClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
5 _. t. D! i7 n$ eHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) + t1 L, y; ^0 A Q# n; ]4 s
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 $ y& s9 H. F) d( O# Y7 L7 v$ [ l
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?
X |( z9 i5 n5 F6 x* U/ GHolmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.
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9 \, @2 u; t4 C `, o- H! N墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。 ( S2 D8 F3 B9 ^+ m/ K
( Watson一脚踹开 Holmes要撬的门。)
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Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
+ @0 k7 x1 K( x0 _( _ a |% xHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
9 U" ?5 h: a) E* zBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…) M+ y) S, u; H. ?8 n! Y. i
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) 0 N! a: V6 m2 c) c5 d1 p
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
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Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。
/ P1 p: O: m2 T- h3 J# M/ D* w话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
* p" U. @6 d2 i# t8 X! d" aHolmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。) ; P0 Q2 V/ t- w) v9 c# q
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) * w/ s& ]' m& d5 g* z+ j: R
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) 4 j9 u: M# v' \- U- \4 L: R
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
6 v: b) o, @# \Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。) ; W3 x ~) @9 `* z* {& O
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)
, B, d! T) ` I: U' i- SWatson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) 1 W. v. b. H0 m! b' B
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) / G3 i" f5 Z: R/ P
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) / ^ K, d2 H1 ~8 D
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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