 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。 $ d8 p. t, O t
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影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 c& { ?8 y) @5 z
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
/ P1 J. R3 E: s H' l7 HHolmes: I just picked it up.
( H: F, p) E8 d- r) p& `% `Watson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) ! f5 l# ?) ?! |% v e; ?
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.
0 Q) R5 v/ ~/ q5 O! M+ v ^Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
! ?! v. w$ T& L4 LHolmes: You did.
$ P6 i9 V2 f/ Z* I(注意到 Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。) & Y4 w2 L3 t3 m' \
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 4 R% W R: c F* m8 y
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
/ @' G& H7 Z' XHolmes: Granted.! L, q- m$ r& k1 W E. O
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
# n, x; Y! f6 h/ t" W: ^3 NWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) % s6 E0 X- }( W( C
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 m1 a, W- Q* V) t: ]) h) I4 w6 H
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5 }2 O) z& W1 DWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 " m& @: B6 F0 u* V' @) _/ K+ b
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) ; H' _+ d U D( Z3 r' h! ^
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0 T$ s: c; K+ L/ \/ WHolmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。 6 ]& _' }/ o: Y T3 M K0 v/ J
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# J4 {1 ~- N. ~4 CBlackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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9 C- ^: }. [* c0 W( N0 VIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。
% g4 ^. U* B3 S P- b" M( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
$ z( r. h' j4 M, E o4 {Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?( Y7 T* N$ i% b+ _5 o
Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
. y+ e5 X4 B/ e3 z/ `5 ~Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.7 G5 ^- I# H! q$ m8 ~- D
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。 ! C5 w; j1 W, n% x Z
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。) & X! P! m% G" m! Y. h( u" D
Watson: Get that out of my face.) V3 J, l3 ]5 i3 Z
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.( `' N7 \- i4 z6 I
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
0 g7 ?/ o, A# f3 w# M: Y( I路人警官 Clarky上场。 - q, \8 y6 t, {4 F! G
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
& J5 K j$ a$ w/ X1 S, E: \9 QHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
/ U# ~9 H( }, ]7 D+ x得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
T4 j5 ]1 b$ }9 X1 K4 Q. r' p: bWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?1 R/ q7 w- K" H( u; K0 J
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not., ~7 p. q3 }* M( U2 b; J3 \/ g! [
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墓地勘查后, Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁 Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。 Waston去见未婚妻及父母, Holmes独自调查死者的住处。
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% `' L( j: Z0 ~3 F$ oHolmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.
5 z" S9 ?0 d4 ]7 d* a* p7 XWatson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) ) W" ?7 B, r8 E9 L- o* O1 Y$ J2 V/ C
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河边屠宰场, Blackwood装 13地出场后。
- [: ~3 P+ {+ ?7 h% P* ^; KHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。) 3 x7 r% N3 y# X
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…/ E# Y4 ?, Q f/ a2 o! Z
Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)
1 |$ W; _, q4 o+ W死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。
+ O( i* ]$ j$ S+ d8 SHolmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)
; o" N: P3 J8 F" X6 e后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
5 d, |( P1 F8 T1 X6 EHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)
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警官逮捕被通缉的 Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。
6 [. R+ c! t" \& i$ N* d2 TLestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.5 H8 ^( A* Q" M4 A
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接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到 Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说 Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。 h. O8 p, H* f) ~
话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。 , X, y& ?* z% u: j6 g. {9 C
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
) n- |) i6 V0 a& X- g5 mWatson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。) $ c, e& C+ o* |6 x+ v
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。)
( C" I3 g' a' y/ ]" J) M6 Z/ }Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?
m1 }6 ~2 ]- N: ~4 @2 ]1 PWatson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
% b7 Q: k# D( l: ~. CHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) ! E; y+ E0 E& e# l
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) 6 W/ \( f% s& B' u8 @6 E# `
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
9 R* ?# T9 Y% O( `" NWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) 6 p- I; g, ? }$ f) v
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)
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, B3 M# m. e% E总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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