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《夏洛克 福尔摩斯》吐糟与彩蛋选

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洋扬 发表于 2010-3-19 02:24:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是Holmes,不高兴是Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是gay3 v2 ~/ O+ a* G) Z. v
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2 o. {# p" p) u. S, X# y影片开头,Holmes启动Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的ShrelockWatson一同制服了另一杂兵。
4 C: e! J* k% F8 i3 q8 {% rWatson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
8 K4 F6 `9 P; kHolmes: I just picked it up.
' y( j# d: J' j! D" c) q  WWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。)! v; G$ [- q2 e7 m2 s' M7 x- }
Holmes: Knew I forgot something.* M7 O( L: l( o6 a7 `$ ]# R# K
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)+ Y8 f! m# [9 o. ~$ m8 S3 t2 g
Holmes: You did.$ Y& |$ _6 m3 R- M2 u$ X6 f2 R
(注意到Watson还在掐杂兵的脖子,吐糟。)9 R. H! }. `1 E2 N3 f' u* x- J
Holmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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+ `6 d( H9 J  F0 e* F# k宅了N久的Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了Watson的新房东和女管家。WatsonHolmes的房门。
0 v( I( W5 S: e& f; K( \Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
* m4 i1 h; B- K2 P0 |# wHolmes: Granted.$ l' r7 Y6 p2 C1 q) U/ O  `& B
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' }$ t( B6 d+ w: y晚餐桌上,吃醋的Holmes气走Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。4 N6 l% p# Y7 l( j
Watson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词:very mature。)
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拳击场那段(Holmes启动Combo Strike之前)的插曲是”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。/ P) v; A# @' Q9 t
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WatsonHolmes去见Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在Watson得知Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。
! Q: [, K% z  lWatson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。)) o( {. _% e1 S
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! i  ]; d/ O; M) v: R; w7 aHolmes去见Blackwood时,Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是Lord忽悠。
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Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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Irene(就是Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终boss)的委托来见Holmes
# i0 Y4 r: Y  Z# jIrene掏信,Holmes惊慌失措)( w, [3 l# U$ q1 E
Irene: Why are you always so suspicious?
; ]# A- r" J7 I" q% m3 FHolmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到Holmes不高兴了。)2 a( X7 s( D7 F! q/ ?1 W
Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开,Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕IreneHolmes,建议Holmes远离麻烦(leave the case alone)。/ ~( k0 q* }7 y; A+ f5 }- ]. I% _
Holmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着Watson。)) H- z" W) @0 Q- C5 x& C: K
Watson: Get that out of my face.+ f. t- A3 s. M* d% `* Z
Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.# H$ d6 L/ G" z  T
Watson: Get what is in your hand out of my face." w8 K: q  O  q1 ?6 x" r/ @
路人警官Clarky上场。
" u3 \. m# g' U+ yClarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.% B* M/ `0 I( f7 ]0 N- l
Holmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。)
6 g, H0 J: ~% z4 _得知Blackwood死而复活后,Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。
( H3 u2 ~" U, tWatson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?. ^, O- }! n  c
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.7 t9 {& C) U# O* h& R
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墓地勘查后,Holmes雇佣的吉普赛女人上场,诋毁Watson的未婚妻。两人不欢而散。Waston去见未婚妻及父母,Holmes独自调查死者的住处。- K7 u6 a2 S- p' x6 \1 ~. M
Watson一脚踹开Holmes要撬的门。). Z& m7 s8 E7 R) D' q. F0 f; v, B
Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely.0 g% T( J0 l$ \5 @
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。)2 y: M- M" Q$ @, j4 w2 }+ h' i
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河边屠宰场,Blackwood13地出场后。
% k$ `' b' k& a1 [. l5 Q: uHolmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)4 p( N8 [: L! V4 N. ]' p$ `# @+ n4 I
Blackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
+ h; x/ U6 x- I! ]Watson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。)6 \" e2 L- k5 ^' L& {. Y
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了SherckIrene
/ i$ X+ i+ \9 u8 @Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。)* h0 G# F4 S; T$ y2 Z0 k! X2 V7 J
后来解Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。
. q& i' B6 l( ZHolmes: Don’t get excited. (汗。)' o1 I5 y* @& l! _) s
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. D  D& e. q) u, u警官逮捕被通缉的Holmes,看到地上推理用的画符(顺便说一句,那作案顺序实在太古典了)。+ ]3 v: @" a  ]6 i1 k, z, ]
Lestrade: Hello hello hello. Did the d turn up? Well…Never mind. You got the next best thing.
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9 T  X, Q6 w( y0 S" M接下来的吐糟点不多了,因为故事要收尾了。直到Blackwood死亡之后,才有了新笑点。对了,决斗的那个未完工的大桥就是后来的伦敦塔大桥。据说Blackwood这个人物也是有原形的。管他呢。  w- b  m0 j9 f; w" I
话说Watson和未婚妻MaryHolmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。0 X3 ~4 `* ]* c) l4 H( n
Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟WatsonBut it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示Watson放他下来。)Good afternoon, dear. (向Mary问好。)  U; U- B0 ^+ u3 ?
Watson: Get on with it, Holmes. (淡定。)3 h1 r/ c8 g# R( H  ~  {* e
Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示Watson放他下来。)2 r) l" L  E* n, s  k" O
Mary: John, shouldn’t we help him down?# [( i) n0 l' ]% X/ [) v& T4 M- {, J
Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。). @( b) A2 Y/ r$ Q9 Z( H5 H
Holmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。)' g  q# c6 z# I( \
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比xxx还淡定。)
$ A' R1 C0 ]/ N% @Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。)
5 g  L5 y$ q+ a# OWatson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。)
! |9 c. c2 S% fMary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。)+ p( X) t2 N$ `% p) Q- b
WatsonHolmes放了下来。)% [, q3 ^6 y) g/ n/ _# {3 u3 g" r+ \
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$ a; C- n) G- t, U总之,这个故事讲的是Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……

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