 | |  |  | 没头脑与不高兴是艺术作品中必不可少的要素。(比较狭义的说法是天然呆和傲娇。)在这个故事里,没头脑是 Holmes,不高兴是 Watson。看过电影的一半以上的群众认为他们不是 gay。
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& R6 ~' s' Z6 k$ k$ l7 z% t影片开头, Holmes启动 Combo发大招,从杂兵哪里缴获掉落物品帽子一顶。随后潜伏在二楼的 Shrelock和 Watson一同制服了另一杂兵。 % K: P3 C& j7 O, }6 l* N
Watson: I like the hat. (吐糟开始。)
/ M, M N' `1 R) N6 m lHolmes: I just picked it up.
# \' y$ X1 ^. x( g8 T. ]$ D$ bWatson: You remember your revolver? (显然没有。) 3 T. y9 Z$ C/ H3 T% U! j
Holmes: Knew I forgot something., B: G/ ]3 h" t( j7 t
Watson: I thought I’d left the stove on. (吐糟继续。)
3 h/ G4 H+ g9 Q$ s% W2 P2 SHolmes: You did.
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( Z% b4 S5 w `" T6 @& jHolmes: I think that’s quite enough. You’re a doctor, after all.
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1 O6 \ j2 I' t s$ R! a& f: N% e宅了 N久的 Holmes在实验手枪消音器(该不会因为 Watson的新欢吧),枪声吓坏了 Watson的新房东和女管家。 Watson敲 Holmes的房门。 - L' C* u. H* B
Watson: Permission to enter the armory.
7 m3 O' i. L0 uHolmes: Granted.1 H+ |9 B9 w0 i4 N- [
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晚餐桌上,吃醋的 Holmes气走 Watson的未婚妻(女性)后。
' o! I& I9 Q8 I5 M' @/ D9 AWatson: Well done, old boy. (潜台词: very mature。) 0 k# d- z# k! Q4 V" M M2 j
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拳击场那段( Holmes启动 Combo Strike之前)的插曲是 ”Rocky Road to Dublin”,是一首 19世纪时的爱尔兰民谣。 - G$ \ x: x7 H' M, N! R$ j. [( ^
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. p( ]6 a: q# KWatson带 Holmes去见 Blackwood之前。这段吐糟其实是一个动作,发生在 Watson得知 Holmes蛋疼地捉了六小时虫子之后。 , e0 t, k3 D& l0 D
Watson: And what happens if I do this? (掀开瓶子,用手杖敲了敲,把虫子全放跑了。) ' u! _; J. A6 o' P! Y
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Holmes去见 Blackwood时, Blackwood嘟囔的是地球人都知道的(好吧,信上帝的人和看过漫画《怪物》的人都知道的)《约翰默示录》的一章,《从海里来的兽》。从这时起我就知道这位仁兄是 Lord忽悠。
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. t( A' V* q1 S9 y; q$ ]Blackwood死前的遗言是地球人都知道的一句电影台词。
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% M' I3 b/ a9 F* F$ C, MIrene(就是 Holmes仰慕的那个女贼)带着 Moriarty(莫利亚蒂教授,福尔摩斯系列的最终 boss)的委托来见 Holmes。 - |6 C1 x/ Y, Y- w: m# @, z/ A: J; Z
( Irene掏信, Holmes惊慌失措)
+ r+ A) ]9 @0 B$ ]) T, i: FIrene: Why are you always so suspicious?
4 V2 G: D G1 g3 S+ [Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? (这次轮到 Holmes不高兴了。)
. K0 Y: B4 G e( [7 R$ \8 A1 _Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope.
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Irene离开, Holmes傲娇地弹一种琴。之后 Watson上场,玩儿命吐糟仰慕 Irene的 Holmes,建议 Holmes远离麻烦( leave the case alone)。
% C3 h Y2 p6 o, r% J8 w' cHolmes: Well, I may not have a choice, Hmm? After all, I may be paying the rent alone soon, thanks to you. (醋意盎然地拿琴弓指着 Watson。)
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Holmes: It’s not in your face. It’s in my hand.
* Q4 Z5 s( a* Q" JWatson: Get what is in your hand out of my face.
) o) Q. z% b: q8 n, T" U路人警官 Clarky上场。 # Y! b% Z" V8 X) C; c6 @
Clarky: Sir, Inspector Lestrade asks that you come with me at once.
' [4 B( |" F. C7 Z: a1 pHolmes: What’s he done now? Lost his way to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a compass. (面对伦敦警察,一种智力的优越感油然而生。) ; t& b* Q& B4 E/ Z; l) p7 e
得知 Blackwood死而复活后, Holmes拼命拉老相好下水。 6 N- L! ?% L+ d3 S; w* Q7 Q
Watson: You’re not taking this seriously, are you Holmes?7 ?4 F, G0 q, I" ?5 m( [
Holmes: Yes. As you should. It’s a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t tell if a man is dead or not.6 i( p8 v: x. i3 ]4 L7 {( j
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Holmes: It does make a considerable difference to me having someone with me on whom I can thoroughly rely., T) K* L# n- |
Watson: Well, you can rely on me for exactly 10 minutes. (我们管这叫傲娇。) % y, h( G9 M8 D/ Z! h; p8 y
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Holmes: What a busy afterlife you are having. (吐糟。)
/ ]: [+ Y7 n$ N7 k* W, j' CBlackwood: I want you to be my witness. Tomorrow, at midday, the world as you know it…
; ]8 Q! M2 w$ b% G, bWatson: Show me your face and it will be the end of your world right now. (再吐。) " E: `# {, x" J w+ I+ I( k- X
死亡机器开动,火焰包围了 Sherck和 Irene。 & A5 w1 P7 T9 Q* h
Holmes: It’s warm in here, Watson (其实快被烤焦了。) 6 g5 F* S. M# \$ R3 Q: F: t0 t
后来解 Watson的皮带(挂在链子上增大阻力)。 " ^6 Q' H. S/ V$ s2 X3 y- E
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话说 Watson和未婚妻 Mary向 Holmes道别,发现了伪装上吊的大侦探。
/ a5 w) x5 s) v1 w$ `0 n5 ?Holmes: I was trying to deduce the manner in which Blackwood survived his execution. Clearing our good names as well. (吐糟 Watson) But it had a surprising supporous effect on me, and I was carried off in the arms of Morpheus. Like a caterpillar in a cocoon. (暗示 Watson放他下来。) Good afternoon, dear. (向 Mary问好。)
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Holmes: Cleverly concealed in the hangman’s knot was a hook. Oh dear, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down. (再次暗示 Watson放他下来。) 3 I/ F; M+ }* f( b- ?0 W! k
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Watson: No, no, no, I hate to cut him off midstream. Carry on. (淡定。)
7 _) B5 Z1 m0 eHolmes: Uh, look, the executioner attached it to a harness thus allowing the weight to be distributed around the waist to remain intact. Oh, my lord, I can’t feel my ch s. Might we continue this at ground level? (开始求饶。) : Y8 ^$ F- b8 x, m
Watson: How did you manage it, Holmes? (这回的吐糟是比 xxx还淡定。) * Z, S: X( p; F4 i( Q5 z! K' t2 S
Holmes: I have managed it with braces, belts, and a coat hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is growing cold and I’ll be no use to you at all. (看来真的挺不住了。) , _$ m" S t/ b' ~9 L
Watson: Worse things have happened. (得理不饶人。) , ~7 g8 U. P/ X3 r& [+ N/ o
Mary: John. (未婚妻看不下去了。) 4 N% A3 D% C" W3 b+ B! s9 o5 H
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s& c7 m [+ V2 J% m1 @- |5 Z总之,这个故事讲的是 Holmes为了挽回要与他人结婚的助手 Watson,一哭二闹三上吊并顺便解决了一个案子的激情四溢的故事。故事结尾出现的 Moriarty,暗示大家还会有第二部,第三部……
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