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7 B0 W* r4 f+ |8 z, v训了半个月后发现教官比流氓还流氓~~~~~色咪咪的真受不了~~~对某些当兵的产生恶印象~~结束~ & w5 r+ c! M, q2 e
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0 L/ a4 |/ k' f2 h6 x. j哦,同学,你好可怜,我们教官很单纯,对我们很好,至少眼神很正经!!!老实得很
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For example:
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) W9 U/ \6 {4 \. i听说你下半年要退伍了?
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Other:退伍了做什么?+ Q; |* j$ a( T1 c$ L1 y8 z: [ @
ME:(抢答)娶妻生子!
- `2 M, z% X8 z1 X! xOther:娶妻生子干嘛?( m" Z' x9 @ ^) o9 }, J
ME:当兵呗!7 ] S+ G2 S# k, ?& X* ?
Other:当兵干嘛?
- `/ T5 u8 q! k' xME:(理所当然)娶妻生子呗!
) S H- [/ k# ~. g从此进入悖论......
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